STAR WARS!

A galaxy of terrible taxes and terribly crazy men,

In need of being conquered our host has taken the liberty to going to Rakatan Prime!

#13: Hello everybody, again. I'm back after a week at Rakatn Prime, the price for these little gigza are still up.

Gigza: Croak ^_^

#13: Yes you are a cute little thing aren't you :D

Author2be3: I want a gigza :D!

#13: *hands gigza over* Here ya go, be sure to put it as a pet you own on your profile.

Author2be3: Thank you ^_^

SilverShards: Haha!

Olen jedi ikuisesti: Your show gets better and better every day.

JenJo: I wander who Revan will talk to?

Myke 777: heehee

Kingsdaughter613: Woohoo Rakatan! Why didn't you take me?

Trueromantic333: Omigosh Rakatan!

#13: Sorry, I didn't get the chance to say I was headed to Rakatan Prime. While I was there I found Revy(revan's sister) and Carth, who seemed to be on vacation.

Bith cameraguy: They aren't married yet, I think it's because of Dustil.

#13: maybe... Ro..

Jolee: BOOGABOOGA BOOGA!

#13: GAH! *Falls over*

Bith: Roll the clip.

3...2...1...

#13commentary: As we arrived on Rakatan Prime, we landed on a beach off the coast of some of the only land we saw. It had a large temple on it so I decided to look around.

on the beach

#13: Well looks like we made it, that is after finding the countless starmaps.

Bith: But we didn't find the starmaps, we asked Revan to show us the coordinates.

#13: Well we don't have to tell everyone that.

Bith: But wouldn't that be lying.

#13: Oh come on, can't have a bit of fun sometimes?

Bith: My contract says I can't.

#13: Well that, makes a difference.

Bith: I also can't take bathroom breaks, so I've been going in your coffee...

#13: PFFFSHHHHH!*Spits out coffee*

Bith: Maybe I shouldn't have said anything...

#13commentary: After I strangled the Bith for a minute, I then proceeded on to find a big temple with Rakata people walking all around doing strange rituals.

Rakata Elder: It is you once again, welcome back republic soldier.

Bith: When were you a republic soldier?

#13: At the end of the Jedi Civil War, anyway hello, hello again Elder. We have come to get an interview for a holoshow.

Bith: I thought it was a Tv show.

#13: Upgraded.

Bith: Oh so you have enough money to upgrade, but not to get me my own hot tub?

#13: Shut it.

Rakata Elder: I do not understand, what is an interview?

#13: Just like an interrogation, but I'm not going to strangle or hurt you.

Rakata Elder: Then you might want to go talk to Revy and her date over on the far side of the island.

#13: Revy is here?

Rakata Elder: Just landed a bit before you arrived.

#13: Ok, but I'll be back.

#13commentary: So we went to find Revy, got caught in foliage and a giant dark side monster tried to eat us. Now on to a break...

Chimerical:

Revan: I have decided. I will not have a talkshow of my own, instead I will be hosting my own Fanfiction crossover. The host has made a Poll that lists the different worlds I can go to, if anyone of you have any other worlds for me to go to, just say it in a review or you can message the host. Time for me to break the fourth wall with Hk-47 at my side.

Back to the show:

On Corasaunt:

#13: Well that's all for today, I'll be back later to show the rest of the Trip to Rakatan!

Hk-47: Statement: I will enjoy tearing out new meatbags organs and hearing them scream in terror and agony!