Author's Note: HEY! Once again my sincerest apologies for the time this chapter's been posted but my family from another country stopped by and I haven't had time to write this chapter. :) Credit for the sleeping potion goes to Jamie. Can't say I'll use the rest of the prank yet, though…

Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Disney's the Jungle Book, or Heroes of Olympus: nor do I wish to. That would mean I would have to write the books, and that's a whole lot harder than waiting for the next book to come out.

This is a written account of the Ultimate Prank War of Camp Half-Blood as written by Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson:

PLACE: CAMP HALF-BLOOD

"Ugh!" shouted Clarisse as she threw herself against a brick wall they were all sitting by and began to rapidly rub her arm against.

"You," said Annabeth as she scratched her arms with one of those prickly hairbrushes, "look like Baloo from the Jungle Book."

"Who cares?" she asked.

"Ohhhh," wept Drew, "They look like little pimples all over us." Drew then proceeded to try and cover all the mosquito bites with make-up.

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PLACE: MOUNT OLYMPUS

"Ugh! The nerves of those insufferable creatures called males!" said Artemis.

"Hah, they got you there sis," joked Apollo, "They got every single one of your little maidens."

Artemis glowered at Apollo. The other 'gods' stood there awkwardly.

Athena sighed, "I would think that at least Annabeth would know that scratching mosquito bite only makes it worse."

"Hah," said Hephaestus, "The mosquito spray was my son's idea."

Aphrodite hit Hephaestus in the back of his head, "Just LOOK at what you've done to their complexion!"

"My son is a better prankster than yours!" said Poseidon.

"NOOO!" bellowed Zeus, "My son defiantly pranks better than yours."

"Well," contemplated Hades, "My son may not be better at pranking than either of yours but he is definitely smarter."

"WAR! WAR! WAR!" cried Ares joyfully.

"Grrrrr…" growled Zeus.

"Grrrrr…" growled Poseidon.

"Well," muttered Athena, "Now we know where the boys got their brains from. I still don't know why Annabeth likes that idiotic son of Poseidon."

"Agreed," said Artemis, "Annabeth would have made a fine hunter."

"I don't really like either Percy or Annabeth," said Hera, airily.

"Well," interrupted Aphrodite, "Hate to break this up but if either of you ever breaks up Percy and Annabeth I will personally curse you with pink dresses and magenta make up for a million years."

Hera, Artemis, and Athena glared at Aphrodite before sighing.

"Well, whatever happens," stated Athena, "We simply cannot allow the boys to win this prank war."

The other 'goddesses' nodded.

"So," continued Athena, "I propose we help them. Just a little bit."

"Well," said Aphrodite, "Aren't we NOT supposed to help our children directly?"

"Normally, yes; however this is a dire circumstance. We simply cannot allow them to lose."

"Don't you also have male children?" questioned Artemis.

"Well, yes, but honestly there is a large abundance of male 'gods' to help them is there not?"

All the 'goddesses' turned and stared at the warring male 'gods'.

"Tsk, tsk," said Artemis, "Well, more time to work on our plan. I say we give them several potions to aid them in their pranking. What do you all say?"

"Hmmm," pondered Athena "Sounds good enough."

"Yes dear," said Aphrodite, "That will be simply lovely."

"Fine," declared Hera.

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PLACE: CAMP HALF-BLOOD

"Can anyone think of anything?" asked Annabeth as she continued to rub at the bug bites.

"Whatever it is," muttered Piper giving an uncharacteristic growl as she put itching ointment on herself, "It has to be big! Like a whole bunch of pranks in one!"

*POOF*

"Mom?" questioned a startled Annabeth.

*POOF*

"Mom!?" asked a wide eyed Piper.

*POOF*

"Uh, hey Artemis," said a few of the girls while the others stood in shock.

*POOF*

"Hera," said Annabeth as she glowered at the figure that had 'poofed' up.

AUTHOR's NOTE: Oh my gosh don't even ask… this chapter is so weird. I'm a little creeped out by my own weirdness… next chapter should be up soon. :D