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You all later on stopped driving listening to people by the train station talking about how a dark guild highjacked a train. "I can understand cars and boats but why highjack a train?" Lucy asked. "Its not a very good for a getaway because of the tracks its on" Happy said. "Yes its true but its quite fast" Erza said. You then heard a barfy groan from Natsu. You looked down at him seeing how his face was still between your breasts. "Hey...your not gonna barf in there are ya? I made this top and it CANNOT be washed!" You said warningly. Natsu's cheeks then puffed up as motion sickness took over. You smiled. "So...CUTE!" You cooed. "Boop!" You cooed as you poke his cheek. "Bleh..." Natsu groaned.

"I guess its up to us to find out where Eisenwald is going in such a big hurry and why" Gray said. "YOUR NAKED GRAY!" Lucy cried. "Am I?" Gray asked looking down at himself. "Mmm...nice body! Its a good look for you!" You said. "Well alright!" Gray said calmly. "PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!" Lucy cried. "QUIET!" You scold. You then use your hair strand to whack Lucy. "OW!" She then touched her cheek and looked at you crazy. "DID YOU JUST SLAP ME WITH YOUR HAIR?!" "If you dont shut your mouth Ima slap your lips off!" You threatened. "Cause I dont play!" "Eep!" Lucy cried.

"I'll hold ya babe! Here..." Fuse said. He then grabbed Lucy's butt and squeezed it. "Woah! She has a LOT of CAKE!" Fuse said grinning. "GET OUT OF THERE!" Lucy shouted. She then began to beat on Fuse. "Ow ow ow ow OW! Oh cmon babe...OW!" Fuse cried. "Do that again and I'll rip your tail off!" Lucy threatened. "Woah she's scary!" Happy said. "KNOCK IT OFF!" Lucy shouted. "Anyway I think the military will do something about this" Lucy said. "I hope thats the case Lucy..." Erza said as she began to drive again.

Erza sped through the city like a manic as you cheered while the wind blew through your hair. "Stop Erza! Your going way to fast! Your gonna overload the SC plug!" Gray cried. "WOO! Dont listen to him Erza! I am having FUN! WOOOOOO YEAHHHHHH! Natsu you missing out son!" You cheered. "Bleh..." Natsu groaned. "Kitsuna! Get serious! We could crash!" Gray yelled. "Theres no telling how many innocent people could die if Lullaby's song is played! I cant slow down we have to stop Eisenwald's before its to late!" Erza said sternly. "But at this rate you will use up all your magic before you can even start fighting!" Gray said. "Well then I'll just have to rely on hand to hand combat! Besides I got you, Kitsuna and Natsu as back up!" Erza said smiling. You smirked. "Then sped it up Red!" "Alright!" Erza said as she speeded up much to your pleasure.

"I feel like there was something important I had to tell you Lucy" Happy said. "Oh really? Well what was it?" Lucy asked. "I forgot" Happy said. "Blehhhh..." Natsu groaned but you hugged and cuddled him closer to your breasts. "I feel sick..." Natsu groaned. "You poor baby!" You say sarcastically as you smirked and continued to poke his puffed up cheeks. "There it is up ahead!" Erza said. "Mmm...things are about to get interesting..." You say seductively with a glint in your eye. Fuse sweatdropped. "Uh oh..."

You all had made it to the station where people surrounded guards while the guards told them to remain calm. You stood with Gray, Lucy who you forced to hold Natsu, Fuse and Happy while you drank blood from a rabbit's neck. Erza put here hand on a guards shoulder. "Whats going on?" "Why would I tell you lady?" The guard asked. Instantly Erza instantly punched him and knocked him out and instantly moved on to the next guard who seemed scared at her presence. She kept knocking them out one by one. "Whats going on?!" BANG! "WHATS GOING ON?!" BANG! You then began to choke on your rabbit. "Kitsuna!" Gray cried. "Oh no!" Lucy cried. You heaved as you hugged your stomach. You instantly lifted up your head revealing tears. "WHA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SON ERZA CRAZY! SHE KNOCKING THEM OUT AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A CHANCE TO TALK!" You laughed. You then heave. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" You fell back but your foot stopped you. Gray and Lucy sweatdropped. "Should have known..." Gray said. "Yep..." Lucy said.

You all continued to watch Erza beat on the guards. "Her asking is a little counterproductive..." Lucy said. "Erza has her own way of getting things..." Gray said. "Ooh! Erza that look like fun! Lemmie help!" You said smirking as you ran over to where she was. You then walk up to a guard and grab him by the collar. "YO! WHAT GOING ON?!" You instantly rammed your head into a guard knocking him out. "UGH!" He groaned. You then run up to another guard and grab him. "I SAID WHATS GOING ON?!" You then instantly kick him in the kiwis making him clutch it as he sunk to the ground. You run up to another guard. "WHATS GOING ON?!" You then whack him out cold with your hair and the move on to another guard. Erza went over too. "WHATS GOING ON?!" You and Erza shout in unison. Before the guard could answer you both sent him a twin punch. Soon it was like a pattern for the both of you going to your own guards to knock out...

"WHATS GOING ON?!" BANG! "WHATS GOING ON?!" BANG! "I SAID WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" BANG! "WELL?! WHATS GOING ON?!" BANG! "WHATS GOING ON!?" BANNNNNNGGGGGGGG!"There...crazy..." Lucy said as her eye twitched. "When those two are together they are really dangerous..." Gray said calmly. "WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?!" Lucy asked.

You and Erza then went back to the others. "The Eisenwald guilds inside!" Erza said. "Lets go!" You said. "You mean I have to drag this?!" Lucy asked referring to Natsu. You smirk at her. "Think of him as a heavy dumbell! You could use some muscle on those bones skinny white girl!" "HEY!" Lucy shouted. "And stop SHOUTING! Your hurting my ears!" You cried. "YEAH WELL TOO BAD GRANDMA!" Lucy shouted. You then use your hair strand to slap Lucy's behind. "OWWWwwwwww!" Lucy cried. You snickered. "Why do you gotta bully the poor girl. Leave her alone" Gray said. "Im not bullying her! Im teaching her to respect your elders!" you said. "Whenever I look at you I almost keep forgetting your that old" Gray said. "HEY!" You cried.

WHITE PAWS WERE SHOWN ON A BLUE AND GOLD PATHWAY AS THE CAMERA PANS UP SHOWING HAPPY ON A CLIFF TURNING HIS HEAD TOWARDS THE AUDIENCE. FUSE IS SITTING ON THE GROUND NEXT TO HIM READING A 'P MAG' AS HE LOOKS UP AT THE AUDIENCE.

"...And then..." They both said in unison.

As you all ran through the halls Erza explained everything. You all looked seeing knocked out guards on the steps. "They are completely whipped out!" Happy cried. "No kidding!" Fuse said. "They were up against an entire guild of wizards!" Erza said. "Damn...this is serious!" You say worridly as you walked by a bunch of knocked out guards. You all then heard a snicker. "Welcome...step into our guild Fairy Tail Flies!" Someone said. You all looked seeing the entire dark guild men surround you. "Theres so many!" Lucy cried. "You there! You are Erigore?!" Erza asked looking up at a gray haired shirtless guy with dark blue tattoos and a cape. He snickered creepily.

You raised an eyebrow. "With a look and a laugh like that you'd think he's some kind of rapist!" You said with a smirk. This made the whole dark guild burst out laughing as Gray, Erza and Lucy along with the cats look at you crazy. Erigore's eye twitched in irritation. "WHAT?! You disrespecting me you little-?" "-OH OH OH OH! I know you wasnt gonna go there Honey! I know you wasnt about to call me what I think you was about to call me!" You say sassily. Erigore gasped and glared at you complelely killing off his cool. "WHAT? YOU TRYING TO 'CLOWN' ME?! HUH?!" "How can I make a clown out of something that already IS!?" You asked. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" The whole dark guild laughed. Fuse joined in. "Im putting this on Instagram!" He said pulling out your iphone 6.

"GGRRRRRRRRRRRRR! YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU LITTLE BROAD?!" Erigore laughed. "I AM saying it to your face SMARTASS! But I dont wanna get any closer cause Im afraid to smell your breath!" You said. "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The Dark Guild mates said in amusement as they all laughed. "Ooh! Burn! You just got dissed!" Happy said in amusement. "Your gonna get alot of likes for this Kitsuna!" Fuse said in approval. Lucy's eyetwitched. "She's seriously trash talking the killer...I think we might die..."

Erigore's face burned red in anger. Gray raised an eyebrow in surprise. "You've really done it this time Kitsuna..." "Oh Gray...Im just getting started..." You say as you flip your hair. "ENOUGH!" A spikey haired guildmate said. He then turned to Natsu. "You ratted me out! Get up!" This caught Natsu's attention. "That voice..." "You know him Natsu?" You asked. "Tell us what you are planning to do with Lullaby!" Erza demanded. "I am going to broadcast the song!" Erigore said as he flew up. "He can fly?!" Lucy asked shocked. "WHAT THE HELL?! He not God!" You said. "YOU PLAN TO BROADCAST THE SONG?!" Erza asked shocked. Erigore then explained his scheme.

"WHAT REASON DO YOU HAVE TO COMIT SUCH A HANUS CRIME UPON INNOCENT PEOPLE?!" Erza asked angrily. "This is a cleansing for all the fools out there who failed to appreciate the rights they hold so deeply who remain ignorant for those who had there rights stripped away. They commited a blind sin of the worlds injustice...THEREFOR THE REAPER HAS COME TO PUNISH THEM!" Erigore said. "Woah whoa whoa! Hold up! All this because of jealously?! Bunch of attention w****s!" You said rolling your eyes. "Funny coming from a girl running the Magical House" Gray said. "Mmhm! Right?" You asked. "You'd be wise to shut your mouth little girl!" Erigore threatened. You pinched your nose. "And you'd be wise to close ya MOUTH! Pee yew! I bet I can smell that breath all the way from China if I was there!" "Um...whats China?" Gray asked confused. "Its a place in the real world" You said. "What do you mean the real world?!" Erza asked.

"Well right now we live in the fictional world of the Fairy Tail anime that was created by Hiro Mashima. And right now we are in a Fanfiction" You said. "Um...WHAT?!" Lucy asked confused. "Yep! Im not even a real character! Im just an OC! A smart aleck Mary Sue you could say!" You said smirking. "...But then again every girl in this anime is a Mary Sue! Lucy's the cutie girl Mary Sue, Erza's the powerful Mary Sue. My girl Mira is a Mary Sue because she's beautiful and talented and boys love her, HELL everyones a Mary Sue! Gray's a Gary Stu for being the male eyecandy fanservice of this anime!" You said. 'Its too bad Natsu doesnt have that many fangirls. Although he shows his abs. That counts for something' You thought. Everyone looked at you crazy. "Who are you calling a Mary Sue?!" Lucy asked angrily. "Yous! Erza's the Mary Sue that everyone fears!" You said. "WHAT?!" Erza asked angrily. "Kitsuna stop it!...Wait...fanservice?" Gray said confused. "Stop what?! C'mon Fuse is too!" You said. "WHAT?! Hell no I'm not! Im real character! I have plenty of fangirls!" Fuse said. "THE AUTHOR DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS! STOP BREAKING THE FORTH WALL AND SAY YOUR LINES!" Erza yelled. "Sheesh! Whatever..." You say rolling your eyes.

"I will kill ALL!" Erigore said. "Killing isnt gonna bring the rights back its only going to make it worse! That was the reason you were kicked out the league in the first place!" Lucy said sternly. "Yeah! Right? You betta tell him to him straight white girl!" You said nodding. You then turned to Fuse. "You still getting this?" You asked. "Yep!" Fuse said grinning. You narrowed your eyes. "Stop filming Lucy's butt..." Fuse blushed in embarrasment. "WHAT?! How'd you know?!" "WE WANT POWER!" Erigore said. "To take a shower?" You asked smirking. "SHUT UP!" Gray shouted. "You shut you mouth Gray! Respect your elders or Ima punish you!" You threaten. "Then we can wash away the sins of the past and take control of what happens in the future!" Erigore said. "You sound like a bible..." You say rolling your eyes which made Fuse burst out laughing.

"Your completely insane!" Lucy cried. "We are rolling in a new age of darkness! We will kill you!" Spikey haired said. Black tentacles then come charging towards you all. You all stared in shock but instantly Natsu blocks if off with a fire punch. You smile seductively and put a hand to your cheek. "My hero...hee hee!" Natsu grinned at the spikey haired guy. "Eisenwald dude! I knew I would recognize that voice!" You sweatdropped and shook your head. "What the hell?! Sabba dabba la ding ding dlah!" You say in annoyed. Everyone turned to you with confused faces an a raised eyebrow. All but Fuse who understood you as he laughed. "HUUUUUHHHHHH?" (Me: 'This stupid sexy idiot though!'). "Wha? WHAT THE HECKS A 'DING DING DLAH?!'" Natsu asked irritated. "Your back to normal!" Lucy said happily. "F*** you Lucy!" You said rolling your eyes. "HEY!" Lucy cried. "Oh wow! Looks like we got ourselves a party here huh?" Natsu asked smirking. "Ooh! I love parties! I like to get down!" You said dancing a bit. "Come join me then!" Natsu said grinning. "Hee hee! Ok!" You said as you walk to stand next to him. "No guys! These are the guys we have to fight!" Lucy said. Natsu got his fists ready. "Like I said its a party!"

"The Fairy Tail Flies flew right into my trap! Everything is going exactly as plan! But I wont rest until we get revenge!" Spikey hair said. "This is the strongest team Fairy Tail's have to offer! YOU BETTER BE READY!" Lucy said sternly. "It would be much stronger if you werent in it" You said. Lucy sweatdropped. "Dont you mean the other way around?" "NO! Now go sit to the side and be a Butt Monkey Fanservice Bimbo like how the creators wrote you to be! GO!" You say sternly. Lucy looked at you crazy. "Wha?" "Give me some fanservice Lucy! Im begging you! Heh heh..." Fuse said snickering as he slid his camera under Lucy's skirt. FLASH! You smile and looked at the picture seeing Fuse had not succeded as he was knocked to the floor when Lucy kicked him.

"I leave them to you! Show then the power of the Dark Guild Eisenwald" Erigore said as he flew away. "Kitsuna, Natsu and Gray! Go! I need you to stop them! If the three of you work together Erigore cannot stop you! Im leaving him in your hands!" Erza said. "Ok Boss Lady! Lets go boys!" You said. "GRRRR!" You heard. You looked back seeing Natsu and Gray glaring at each other. "I SAID GO!" Erza said sternly. "AYE!" They cried running away. You followed.

The three of you ran through the hall to find Erigore. "I cant believe she's making us work together!" Gray said angrily. "What is something wrong with having a beautiful woman accompany you boys?" You asked smirking. "No not you! I mean with Natsu!" Gray said. "WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?!" "I dont know! But everyone knows that fire and ice dont mix!" Natsu said. "Why does she have to be so freaking bossy?!" Gray said. "Because she's an alpha bitch! Now stop complaining and lets go!" You say annoyed. "I DONT NEED YOUR HELP! I CAN HANDLE ERIGORE ALL BY MYSELF! ARE YOU COPYING ME?!" Gray and Natsu asked in unison glaring at each other. "You little boys...UGH!" You say rolling your eyes.

You three looked up seeing two ways. "Which way do we go?" Natsu asked. "I guess we have to split up!" Gray said. You then grabbed Natsu's arm. "You and me Natsu!" You said. He grinned at you. "Ok you and me Tsuna!" He said. "Hmph! Figures..." Gray said. You smirk. "Aw you lonely? If you want I can go with you!" You said. "Nah thats ok! You and Natsu work better together anyway!" Gray said. You all then split up. You went with Natsu. "Guys...were up against this guy whose about to release a deadly spell. If you find him give him a thrashing!" Gray said smirking. "Hee hee! You got it!" You say with a wink. "Were going to burn him to a crisp!" Natsu said. The two smiled at each other. You grinned at them. "Well look at you two boys getting along so well! So cute!" "Hmph!" They said turning away from each other making you snicker. "Dont die on me..." Gray whispered. "Aw! How sweet! Mwah!" You say blowing him a kiss. Gray blushed and ran the other way. "Later losers!" He said.

"Wait what did he say? AND WHY DID YOU BLOW HIM A KISS?!" Natsu asked irritated. You smirked. "Are you jealous?" Natsu glared at you. "Jealous?! No way!" "Hmm...its okay Natsu..." You say. "I mean..." You then traced your hand across Natsu's cheek to his jawline. "I know how you really feel about me..." Natsu's eyes followed your hand as you stroked him. "So c'mon Natsu...tell me..." You began. You then pin Natsu towards a wall. "Woah! Tsuna..." He said surprised. You then lean close to him, your breasts presses up against his chest with a loud BOING! He slowly widen his eyes and blushed at that. "T-tsuna!" Natsu said surprised. "Mmm..." You coo as you closed your eyes as your nose touches Natsu's. You then slide your leg and wrap it slightly around his ankle and rub it making him moan a bit. "Tell me how you feel Natsu..." You whisper seductively as you hair strand slowly strokes his abs. He shivered at that. "Woah..."

"Mmm? What was that?" You asked as you lean your lips closer to his. "I...I think we should go find Erigore now..." Natsu said as he blushed a deeper red. "Mmmm...ok...lets go..." You whisper seudcitvely. You slowly pull away from Natsu and open your eyes seeing the wide eyed expression on his face as he froze. "C'mon...Dragon Boy..." You say seducitvely as you walk away swaying your hips. "Whoa...did that just happen...what does this mean?" You heard Natsu whisper. You smirk at that and flipped your hair and continued to walk with Natsu later following.

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