19. Talk like there's another person with you.
"I know, Jim. I'll tell them," Percy said to himself.
He looked up, "Jim would like it if you stop staring at us. He finds it uncomfortable."
Everyone just looked at him and then looked to the chair beside Percy, then back to Percy. Travis spoke up, "You know, Percy. There's no one there."
Percy got a hurt and shocked look on his face, "How dare you say that! Jim may be a regular mortal, but he still has feelings like us. Me and Jim-"
Suddenly he stopped and shook his head, "Okay, I get it Jim. I'm terrible at grammar, okay? Jim and I." He gave a pointed look to the empty chair next to him, "Are going to leave now."
He got up and walked away, shoving the air next to him. Percy stopped and got a worried look on his face. He quickly knelt down, "I'm sorry, Jim! I didn't mean to push you so hard."
Percy stood up and held out his hand, he then made a pulling up motion like he was helping someone to their feet. Unexpectedly, he fell down to the ground next to where 'Jim' supposedly was.
"It's not my fault you're so heavy. You need to lay off the french fries for a while."
He stood up again and walked off to his cabin talking or nodding his head along the way. Everyone just stared after him, confused about what happened.
20. When walking down a main path, act drunk.
It was the night of the celebration party. You make ask what were they celebrating, well, the camp was celebrating because they finally beat the Hunters of Artemis in Capture the Flag. Everyone was back in their cabins, except for Percy and Annabeth. Annabeth was supporting Percy in walking, because apparently he was drunk on sugar. When they reached Annabeth's cabin, Percy said, "You can go ahead and go to your cabin. I can walk the rest of the way."
Annabeth looked at him suspiciously, "Are you certain about that, Seaweed Brain."
Percy nodded, and Annabeth let go of him. Percy took a few steps, and collasped face first onto the ground, "Uh, Annabeth?"
Annabeth was already heading over to him, "Yes, Percy."
"I think I might need some help."
Annabeth rolled her eyes and brought him to his feet, "You're lucky I didn't already go into my cabin."
Percy just ignored her and pointed to a tree by the path, "Wow, Annabeth! Look at that huge brocilli! I would eat it, but I don't like vegies."
Annabeth, once again, rolled her eyes, "That's a tree, Perce."
Percy looked over at her, "Why do you keep giving me new names? Do you like me or something? 'Cause I like you, that's for sure." He said the last sentence more to himself than to her.
She blushed a light shade of red and kept walking.
"We should go to the ocean," Percy stated.
"And why should we?"
"Because I have to and bring Nemo home to his dad."
Annabeth rolled her eyes, "Percy, Nemo is fake. An animation."
Percy's eyes got wide, and he collapsed onto his knees, "I've been lied to. The man with the white beard and a weird cloak, told me to find Nemo! I can't believe I was that gullible!"
Annabeth looked down at him and crossed her arms, "You really just need to go to your cabin."
Percy looked up at her with puppy dog eyes, "Will you carry me?"
Annabeth sighed and reached down, and just as Percy was lifting his arms... Annabeth turned around and walked to her cabin.
"Well, that was disappointing," Percy said to himself. He heaved himself up and walked to his cabin, to go to sleep for the night.
21. Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before, then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural."
Percy put his plan into action immediately. He had Will teach him Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring on piano until he was a master at it. Then he suggested that they have a music night, where anyone that wants to can come onto the stage and do some sort of musical genius stuff. Percy also payed the Hermes and Demeter cabin to start chanting his name, when they ask if anyone should play.
Then it was time for the final act to happen. It was twenty minutes in, and so far nobody had gone up except for Apollo kids.
Chiron stepped onto the stage after someone finished their song on violin, "Does anyone else want to go?"
Percy signaled for the Demeter and Hermes cabin to start chanting, "Percy, Percy!"
Slowly, more cabins joined in on the chanting, "PERCY, PERCY!"
Chiron pounded his hoof on the stage, "Silence. Percy would you like to come up?"
Percy said, "Sure."
He walked up and sat down on the piano bench, "Just so you guys know, I've never touched a piano in my life. So, let's see how this works."
Everyone sat in awe as he played, and at the end they were all on their feet clapping. Percy walked down back to his seat, no body noticed that he dropped bags of drachmas in Travis, Katie, and Will's lap. Annabeth walked up to him, "Where'd you learn to do that, Seaweed Brain?"
Percy shrugged and grinned, "I guess I must be a natural."
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