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Naruto shivered into wakefulness, it was the fifth day, they were moving along faster now, without the sex. Gaara had them moving most of the day and most of the night, leaving almost no time for rest, let alone sex. Naruto grunted looking around the camp. The red-haired Kazekage was nowhere in sight. Sasuke had bundled most of the blankets around himself Naruto glared at the sleeping boy before grabbing for his clothes strewn about the area.
"Damn it Sasuke Bastard…" He whispered, so they had time for a nice fuck that night and he picked up the black mesh off the ground, there were long rips in it causing more then just gaping holes, it was the sixteenth pair he had bought. In annoyance he tossed it over his shoulder along with the rest of his clothes, and grabbed his shuriken pouch just in case and headed towards the river. He didn't notice the shadow following him as he made it through the trees and down to the sandy beach. Hanging his clothes haphazardly in some branches, he shucked off his boxers and took a dive. The water was freezing but his body quickly got used to it. The area was so quiet, so peaceful. With a long sigh, the blond paddled lazily backwards.It was so serene. With his eye's closed he floated there for a while before he felt someone watching him. A shadow came over his face and he opened his eyes in annoyacne almost waiting to see a smirkign Sasuke.
"GAH!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Naruto screamed swallowing in a good gulp of water in his surprise and shock. Lee was standing in the water, hand on his hips as he looked down at the sputtering blond.
"Good morning!" He said brightly. Naruto gasped trying to choke up the last of his water.
A shuriken came out of nowhere and Lee dodged it, both looking to the shore, Sasuke was gasping for breath, half naked.
"Good morning my Uchiha friend!" Lee said brightly, grinning and giving Sasuke the thumbs up. The Other boy looked to Naruto then to Lee, then to himself, glaring before disappearing back into the tree's probably to find some clothes.
"Why are you here anyway?" The blond asked as he hastily walked onto shore and began putting his clothes on. Then he felt it, before Lee or himself could stop him, the Kazekage was upon him tackling him down to the ground, the sand manipulated to hold his wrists and legs in place.
"Gaara!" Lee shouted, he possibly the only one who could reach the man through Shukaku's lust.
"That my dear Naruto is why I am here!" Lee placed a hand on Gaara's chest. The red-haired boy shuddered on his own accord, swept backwards, disappearing into the tree's. Sasuke appeared once more, staring at his Naruto on his back, easily distinguished sand burn marks around his wrists and ankles. He ignored the random green spandex wearing Lee to suddenly take off after the other nin, Kazekage or not.
"Sasuke!" Naruto yelled, then, "Bastard."
"You're youthful love is so splendid!" Lee shouted next to him as they both took to the tree's to prevent and all out war between the two ninja's. Naruto ignored the exuberance of the Gai look a like and he ducked as something came flying over his head.
"YOU THROW ANOTHER DAMN SHURIKEN AT ME AGAIN TEME AND I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS FROM HERE TO FUCKING LIGHTNING COUNTRY!" Naruto roared in annoyance plucking the star from the tree and taking off in it's direction. Sasuke rarely missed his targets, but it was getting fucking annoying that it was his second time almost getting imbedded with a star from his own lover. Then he saw them. Both. Sasuke bearing down on the Kazekage, his Sharigan eye's whirling in anger. Naruto huffed in annoyance and looked to Lee, whose eye's were practically in a hearts as he stared in wonder at Gaara. Rolling his eye's Naruto noticed Sasuke didn't even feel his presence, he didn't take that chance lightly. He launched himself at the other boy suddenly tackling him from midair.
"Dobe!" Was the last thing Sasuke said before Naruto kissed him, Sasuke jerked back from the kiss noticing they were now on a free fall of over 50 feet. Naruto seemed to realize that because he started screaming like a banshee.
"We're going to die!! We're going to die!!"
Sasuke ignored his screaming lover and got over the initial shock of being tackled out of mid-air to maneuver them both to a quickly approaching branch.
"Shut up dobe!" He growled, both landing heavily and awkwardly on the branch, that's when Naruto's tirade began.
"Are you INSANE?! You just can't attack the fucking Kazekage—we left Konoha for some protection—You can't ATTACK him—You'll cause a fucking Wa—"
"He hurt you." Sasuke suddenly said, cutting off Naruto efficiently, a black scowl on his face and his still whirling Sharigan in Gaara's direction, who was being restrained by Lee, quite forcibly by the looks of their lip lock.
"Teme, I'm fine." Naruto whispered, that look always sent shivers everywhere on his body., he showed Sasuke his wrist, Kyuubi had already healed the sand burn marks.
"The way he looks at you…" Sasuke trailed off, Naruto laughed,
"Means I'm too hot for my own good." Sasuke glared at him,
"Chill, I was joking! He's…well, his demon's in heat, and he's…er…very lustful…towards me, you ever wonder why he never comes to Konoha on certain times of year for the Kage meetings?"
"And what, is his attracted to yours?" He asked raising one black eyebrow at the Blond. Naruto nodded, then frowned slightly,
"That's the reason I don't plan any missions during mine…If I ever chanced across Suna during that time, it would be me attacking Gaara. It's the demon…thing...I don't remember all of the stuff, Tsunade once told me about it…." He trailed off in though, pouting as he couldn't remember the exact things the old hag informed him of. Sasuke had calmed down a bit, but he only gave the blond an annoyed look.
"I still don't like it." He ground out. Naruto snickered, he had never seen Sasuke act so protectively for him. It was almost unnerving. Almost. It was mostly sweet though.
"Sasuke bastard you're going all soft on me." Naruto cooed.
"Soft huh?" Sasuke asked leaning into the blond, his lips brushing teasingly against the other boys. Naruto closed his eye's halfway waiting for the kiss.
"Stay out of trouble dobe." And Sasuke disappeared. Naruto swallowed hard and groaned.
"You Bastard!!" He called after the other boy huffily jumping down the tree on hopes of tackling the bastard and fucking him senseless. Instead Lee jumped down lightly beside him a silent Gaara next to him.
"We have a few more day's. I suggest you retrieve Uchiha." Their was that chakra lust filled look before Lee, grinning brightly exuberently grabbed Naruto around the shoulders
"We will be having the most wonderful time! Three of Konoha's best, and Gaara my dearly—"
"Alright Bushy Brows, we get the poin!." Naruto muttered angrily detangling himself from the green-spandax encased arm.
"Teme, were the hell did you…"
"You left this by the river." Sasuke appeared at his side suddenly wrapping a piece of mesh around Naruto's neck.
"You ruined my mesh?!" Naruto screamed. Sauske smirked,
"It was already ruined since I ripped it off your body last night, it looks hot that way, keep it on." Naruto grumbled fingering the mesh 'choker' he was now wearing thanks to his beloved. He noted the left over mesh in Sasuke's and grabbed it.
"You too." He proclaimed. Sasuke stared at him glaring.
"No." He said. Naruto growled.
"Yes, or I swear to god you won't be getting anything." The blond hissed, taking Sasuke's angry silence as a 'yes' he swiftly wrapped the mesh around his neck, grinning widely as he tied in a bow.
"Hot Sasuke." Naruto said laughing. His lover glared at him,
"You know that little bet of yours from a few days ago?" Sasuke asked lightly wrapping an arm around the shorter boys waist.
"Yeah, what about it?" Naruto asked as they followed the other two. Lee was gesticulating widely about his adventures catching up to them, while Gaara snuck a few looks back to him.
"It's null and void." Replied the raven-haired boy."
"WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!" Naruto roared. Sasuke's smirk widened as he fingered his own custom made mesh collar.
"This says I can." He kissed his lover at his ear as they continued their way through the forest.
TBC
AN: So, yeah, they'll make it to Suna soon enough, Gaar's heat will at some point pass..but what's the fun of that XD. But hmmm...what will happen next, got any idea's? Anyone? Tell me! I take all suggestions in consideration, and i'll give the comment credit! Or cookies, whichever you want -grins-
