Sasori dropped his bags on the floor. It was, after all, a wednesday. Which meant pay day. Which meant shopping. Which meant Deidara.
Speaking of Deidara...
"Danna, un, why do you make us go shopping today?" the blonde asked as he, too, let the bags drop with a grunt.
Sasori put his forefinger to his ceek, pretending to think. "If I remember correctly, it was you who woke me up at three in the morning, yelling, 'WENDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY!' "
Deidara schratched his head. "No, I don't think I remeber that, yeah..."
A loud knock came at their door. "It's Zetsu! Open up!"
Groaning, as he has recently been doing alot, Deidara walked up to the door and opened it to let the Venus fly trap walk in.
The black side of Zetsu began talking. "I wanted to ask if you two had any POTATOES-" white Zetsu chimed in "-we could borrow?"
Dark Zetsu hit white Zetsu on the arm. "I meant to say L-TOMATOES!" Again, a tiny fight bettween them, before black Zetsu shouted, "LUBE!" and white Zetsu covered their mouths.
Deidara stood speechless and Sasori froze. 'Damn, Sakura was just outside her door!' they both thought at around the same time.
Sakura, who was, indeed, just outside her next room door began blushing. She would have never blushed if Naruto hadn't done the same thing to her this morning. She ran inside her home and locked the door.
Before he could think, Sasori ran forward and pushed Zetsu out and locked the door, ignoring the loud banging at the pice of wood.
"BUT I NEED IT FOR TOOOOBBIIIIII! I PROOOOOMISSSEEEEED!" He yelled. "I KNOW YOU HAAAVEEE SOOOOOOMMMMEEEEEEE!"
Afraid that they might get eaten if he manages to break the only thing seperating them, the ran into their room locking the door behind him.
"What about the quadruplets?" asked Deidara, his back on door and his lung sucking in air rapidly.
"Pepper has them," said Sasori once he calmed down.
Standing up correctly, Deidara opened the door and listened quietly. Then he breathed a sigh of releif. "He's gone, un."
The both smiled and walked out of the room to see Pepper, the new baby sitter.
She was in the bathroom, making all four kids take a bath. Abia and Obi where splashing the bubbles all around while Amara and Akira sat there, sulking. Pepper smiled at them, and moved out of the way so that they could continue in bathing them while she brushed her black hair.
"They're so tiny, un!" said Deidara while holding Obi's tiny hand. "I wonder how tall they will be when they grow up. Most likely they will be shorter than me, yeah?"
Sasori shrugged. "But then again, they have Tobi in them, so they could end up taller than you."
"Or they could end up right in the middle," offered Pepper, who had a bad habit of getting into other's buisness.
"Who knows?"
"You know what, Kakuzu?" asked Hidan all of the sudded from his spot on the couch.
"What?" The green eyed man took a sip from his coffee.
"I just realised still haven't named the girl."
Kakuzu took another sip fro his drink. "Well then, name her."
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto or the Akatsuki.
I think I will update every three to six days. Every time a new chapter comes up, I will post a new poll in my profile for the next chapter. Just a heads up.
I also need a beta reader for Mexico, since I do an oh, so horribly job at humor. Anyone wanna help with?
