~Disclaimer: INSERT FUNNY AS HELL DISCLAIMER JOKE HERE! Don't own Naruto, would be funny if ya sued me though…

Author's note: Sorry a million times! But here it is! Naruto's first song! The second you realize what song it is, I strongly suggest you start listening to it immediately for a stronger impact! And if you're mad at me cuz I changed the lyrics a bit… well its for a comedic purpose so tough not-chewie cookies!

Naruto's hands held the mic tightly his head turned to the band, he smiled wickedly and gave them all a nod. Shikamaru's lips curved forming a small smile, Kiba smiled widely revealing all of his sharp canines, Sasuke also smiled, his smile was small yet confident like, the kind he'd use when a technique was going accordingly. Kakashi returned the nod with a small smile of his own and he lifted his right hand, and as a judge throws the pummel when he demands order, he slammed the chords hard, demanding attention. Once everyone in the crowd was quiet Kakashi started the guitar intro. The soft sounds the guitar emanated caught everyone by surprise, they were all expecting something harder. Naruto smiled in approval of Kakashi's guitar playing and he closed his eyes experiencing the beat, it was almost time he had to get his game face on. Then Kiba added his drum part with energy although the part was somewhat slow and simple it was just a prelude of things to come and Kiba simply couldn't wait. Then Naruto, Kiba, Kakashi and Shikamaru sung the chorus their voices at a par, they echoed all through Konoha and nice and clean, yet bad and dirty at the same time.

-Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is pretty and the girls are pretty-

Then Kakashi and Shikamaru did the lower parts of the song, their voices nice and deep.

-oh won't you please take me home-

They sung the chorus twice as the sung dictated then Kakashi slammed his guitar chorus which consisted of some loud hard and continues notes. Each note played hard with a beautiful hard as hell down stroke, his eyes closed and his face grim. As Kakashi played his part Sasuke walked closer to the edge and played his guitar solo intro, he walked slowly but at the pace of the beat with a serious face but moving his guitar with each note to help carry the tremolo effect. Then he played it again with the same energy and straight face. Naruto who had his eyes closed the whole time listening to the beat and patiently awaiting took out from under his shirt a shiny silver, high-school-gym-coach whistle and blew it with all of his might. That was it, that's was the cue, now Kakashi and Sasuke joined their guitars and they rocked the rhythm section hard and strong. Both of them banging their heads lightly. Sasuke banged it a little harder the Kakashi. Now was Naruto's turn he took the mic and leaned it forwards along with himself and with a pissed-off face he sung his part pointing at himself with his thumb.

Just a' NINJA! livin' under the street c'mon!I'm a hard case that's tough to beat I'm NOT your charity case BUT STILL buy me some RAMEN to eat I'll pay you at another time…

He let his last sentence ring out a little then along with Kiba's tough as hell drumming he sung in a deeper rougher voice.

Take it to the end of the line

Sasuke and Kakashi's rough guitar playing started the rhythm section from the top with even more energy. Then Naruto took his part once again with fierceness and a bark in his voice.

Ragz to richez or so they say Ya gotta-keep TRAININGfor the HOKAGE TITLE and fame y'know it!It's all a gamble When it's just a game Ya treat it like a capital crime

Naruto let his last words ring out longer this time then at a par with Kiba's drumming he quickly sung…

Everybody's doin' their time

Everyone part-take on the chorus once again. All of them having fun and enjoying this moment. Their voices loud and youthful, the crowd was loving every second of the show. All of Konoha even knew the song and they all shouted the chorus with emotion and electricity, their united voices carried, sounding mismatched and uneven but it was still quite the spectacle. The band was really loving the crowd's response.

Take me down To the paradise city Where the grass is greenAnd the girls are pretty

Naruto gave this sentence his most, his voice ringing loud and clear with and air of sexiness matched only by Mr. Rose himself.

OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME! YEA-YEAHHH

He rung out that last part again with the mic dam near stuck to his throat and his face strained as the sweat ran down his face.

Take me down To the paradise city Where the grass is green And the girls are pretty

TAKE MEEEE HOOOME

Once again rung out but cut short. Then Sasuke and Kakashi took their rhythm guitar and rocked it out hard. Naruto moved up and down the stage head banging and his body moving to the beat. Then he stood next to Kakashi who smiled at the boy but his guitar playing never faltered. Naruto used Kakashi's back as a means to support his own as he sung with a big smile his part.

Strapped in a LOGof the 'VILLAGE'S CLEARING WHAT'D I DO I can't quite remember Then KAKASHI-SENSEI says I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT

THEN MY PALS TRIED TO HELP ME CHEAT but THIS COULDN'T BEEEEEEE

Kakashi smiled awkwardly as he was remembered of the test he gave his students. He sure as hell wasn't expecting that, very stupid of him because by now he was used to Naruto being completely unpredictable. But still. Then Naruto kinda pushed himself away from Kakashi while jokingly glaring at him and pointing at him then he turned back to the crowd and once again at a par with Kiba's drumming he sung.

Tell me HOW UNFAIR DO U THINK THAT IS!

The boys tried hard not to laugh as they sung the chorus. The crowd however did laugh and they loved it, their cheering grew louder and louder and along with the boys they all sang the chorus.

Take me down To the paradise city Where the grass is green And the girls are pretty

TAKEEE MEEE HOOOME YEA-YEAH

Take me down To the paradise city Where the grass is green And the girls are pretty

OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME!

Then Kakashi and Sasuke kinda broke apart, and both took the intro of the solo. Then Sasuke took the first part, and Kakashi continued it with his eyes closed. They weren't competing or dueling they were just playing the song and loving the tune. Naruto placed himself next to Sasuke for the next part. Naruto's singing with Sasuke's guitar complementing it. Naruto sung this part skillfully each sentence roughly rung out, and vocalized to perfection. Sasuke's played it with confidence and precision a, sharp smile on his lips. This part with both Sasuke's guitar and Naruto's singing literally blew the crowds minds and their cheering thundered.

So far away So far away So far away So far away

GRANNY TSUNADE's been torn apart Now SHE'S THE HOKAGE with a broken heart SHE said- Turn me around and LEMME GAMBLE AWAY I must be losin' my mind- "Are you blind?"

I've seen HER LOSE a million times

Once again the boys all took part od the chorus they were having so much fun that they couldn't stop smiling, Naruto had really outdone himself with the lyrics. Tsunade in the distance could only raise and eyebrow and made a mental note to kick Naruto's butt later.

Take me down To the paradise city Where the grass is green And the girls are pretty

TAKEEE MEEE HOOOME YEA-YEAH

Take me down To the paradise city Where the grass is green And the girls are pretty

OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME!

The soft solo came back on, the rocking rhythm was followed by Naruto's voice and then by Kiba's fierce drums. Then literally all hell broke loose, when the beat fastened, Kakashi took the solo to a whole different level, Naruto simply couldn't stand still he ran back and forth the stage signing with all his heart. Sasuke joined in on the solo making it sound slightly different from the original version but all the more awesome it was faster and heavier.

It was pandemonium on Konoha, that last change of beat had rocked their hearts out and when the boys were done they still hungered for more.

Author's note: yea late as hell I know… I'm eternally sorry but my life is in array. I'm still trying to get back in the game, being disappointed with the anime and all, but the manga is making up for it NOW a kajillion volumes later but I digress. I ain't dead just in case y'all were wondering, I'll try my best to get this shit done soon! Love ya even when ya Hate me!