Sorry for taking so long! My computer crashed and deleted most of my stuff so I had to redo a lot of things.

Warning: This chapter contains perverted old men, the confusion of things, drunk minors, and violence.


"OOOOOOOOooooh…" moaned Vegeta as Milfeulle and he walked into the classroom. As most people know, drinking too much wine causes major headaches in the mornings. "My heeeeeead…"

"I told to stop drinking all that stuff yesterday, but nooo! You wanted to drink, drink, drink!"

"Stop your whining, Milicent!" growled Vegeta. "How come you don't have a head-ache?"

"Because I didn't get drunk!" Milfeulle said as they walked into the classroom. Just like Vegeta everybody had a massive hangover minus Anise, Vanilla, Milfeulle, and Goku.

"My head hurts…" whined Yamcha.

"Mine too." Forte rubbed her head.

"I wanna go home…" moaned Lunch.

"Quit ya belly achin'!" growled Anise. "A little alcohol ain't never hurt nobody!"

"That's because you're a pirate!" Piccolo snapped. "Pirates are alcoholics and can take more! Why did you give us that stuff?!"

"Because you all be idiots!" said Anise bravely.

"If my head wasn't on fire, I'd murder you…"

"Good morning class!" a young woman with long black hair, a blue Palm Springs t-shirt, and skinny jeans stepped into the room with a bright smile on her face.

"Not so loud!" said Yajirobe from the back of the classroom.

"Sorry."

"Still too loud!" said Lunch.

"Achoo!" sneezed Vanilla.

"Bless you!" said everybody.

"Is something wrong?" she asked. Truth be told, she had expected hyper little kindergarteners bouncing off the walls, but these kids were sitting down and being quiet except when one would occasionally moan.

"No, we're perfectly fine, that's why we're here now!" said Vegeta sarcastically. "WE HAVE FUCKIN' HEAD ACHES WOMAN!"

"Shut up…" moaned Yamcha.

"How about some tylenol?" the lady pulled a bottle of Tylenol pills.

"CANDY!" Goku yelled.

"Oosps, wrong one." she put the pills into her purse and pulled out some Children's Tylenol. "Here we are!"

"Ew! Yuck! I don't like medicine!" Forte said wrinkling her nose.

"Don't worry! My dad works for the Tylenol medicine company and for years people have had trouble giving their kids medicine, but no more of that! This is medicine is chocolate milk flavored!"

"You liar!" said Goku.

"Nope!" she pulled out a spoon and poured Goku some and let him taste.

"Mm!" Goku licked his lips. "It tastes great! More?"

"No sweety…no more medicine."

"BITCH!" Goku yelled in her face and ran into a closet and stayed there.

"Can we go home?" asked Yamcha.

"But we've barely started school and today's my first day teaching! Heck, none of you even know my name!"

"Bye." everyone just walked out.

"Crap."

===The next day===

"Good morning class!" said Ms. Amy (the teacher's name) smiling at her class. "Feeling better?"

"Hell no!" Vegeta said in a bad mood.

"He doesn't mean that." said Milfeulle.

"Ok class line up!" said Ms. Amy pulling out her list of names.

"No." Goku was still mad about her not giving him any medicine the previous day.

"Come on Kuku-kun." Milfeulle said sweetly grabbing her best friend's hand.

"Ok." he blushed and lined up with the rest of the class.

"When I say your name, say here." Ms. Amy cleared her throat. "Forte..."

"Here!"

"Anise…"

"ARGH! I be here!"

"Oookaay…Yamcha."

"Here."

"Yajirobe…"

"Here!"

"Milfeulle..."

"Here!"

"Goku…"

"Here."

"Vegeta…"

"That's Prince Vegeta to you, peasant and yes, I'm here"

"I'm make a note of that." she rolled her eyes. "Broly…"

"Here."

"17 and 18."

"Here!"

"Um…Cell?"

"WHERE?!" both androids hid behind their teacher.

"I guess he isn't here today…"

"I'm here alright." Cell just came into the classroom through the door, much to everyone's surprise.

"Okay…Kai?"

"Here!"

"Jeiku…"

"Here!"

"Kyara…"

"Here!"

"Vanilla…"

"Here…"

"Lunch…"

"Here!"

"Kahlua/Tequila? Wait what?"

"Tequila is my alter ego!" said the blonde four year old.

'Weirdo…' Ms. Amy shook her head as she marked her as here. "Bulma?"

Everyone looked at each other.

"We've haven't seen her since chapter 5." said Piccolo.

"I bet I know where she is." Lily said glaring at Anise.

"Argh! What be with all the finger pointin'?!" Anise frowned.

"Because you said you tied her to a broom in a broom closet." pointed out Goku.

"Is this true Anise?"

"Ai…it be true hag…but there be nothin' you can do about it now, bitch!" she laughed evilly.

"What if I called your mommy?"

"Then call her! She knows!" Anise said sticking out her chest.

"HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY BABY?!" as if on cue, Mrs. Briefs came into the room looking angry.

"Bulma's been missing for, what, three days and now you wanna show up looking for her? said Forte shaking her head.

"I can't help that my baby looks like Scratch!"

"Who's Scratch?" asked Ms. Amy.

"Our black cat…" everyone looked at Mrs. Briefs as if she were crazy. "What?"

"Dumb bitch." said Vegeta.

"You make blonde people look bad." said Lunch.

"You can get in a lot of trouble if you don't tell us where Bulma is, Anise." said Miss Amy ignoring Mrs. Briefs.

"ARGH! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, WITCH!" before Anise had even taken a step, the door burst open. Standing there was…

"Look! I think it's Bulma!" shouted Kahlua.

Sure enough, Bulma was standing there looking like Dobby from Harry Potter and was bony in size. Her face looked sunken in as if she hadn't slept in days and she smelled like pee, crap, musty cheese, baloney, and farts.

"EEEEEEEEWWWW!" all of the children hid behind Miss Amy.

"What is that thing?" Jeiku covered his nose.

"I think that's Bulma…" said Piccolo.

"Someone get her out of here! She stinks!" Forte coughed.

"My poor baby!" Mrs. Briefs ran over to her stinky half-dead daughter and hugged her. She then glared at Anise. "HOW DARE YOU HURT MY BABY YOU MONSTER!"

"Argh! I be the daughter of Bojack…the pirate!"

"I don't care what you say! I will sue your ass faster than you can say…"

"BITCH I AIN'T SCARED O' NOTHIN'!"

"We'll see about that!" Mrs. Briefs picked up her daughter and left.

"I hoped you learned your lesson, Anise." said Miss Amy.

"Argh! Like I actually give a fuck right now lady." Anise walked off, angry about Bulma escaping the closet. "How did the pest get out? And to think that I was going to get some money for her ransom…"

"Well now that the problem is resolved, we can get on with class. Please find a seat."

"Now here's your chance to win over Goku, Chichi." Lunch whispered to Chichi pointing to an empty seat beside Goku.

"Finally!" looking around, she saw that the pink haired princess was sitting with Yajirobe. 'I'd better hurry."

Chichi tripped several times before sitting next to her crush. "YES!"

"What?" Goku said jumping up a bit.

"Sorry." Chichi blushed. "I guess we'll be sitting together from now on."

"Do I know you?"

"I'm Chichi!" she was shocked that Goku didn't know her name, but then shook it off. "We met not too long ago!"

"OH YEAH! You're that ugly skank!" Goku grinned stupidly.

"…" Chichi glared at Goku. 'Man, he's stupid, but oh so cute!'

"Now please take out a pencil and some paper and write your ABCs."

Everyone took out their things and started writing. Goku looked around and poked Yamcha in the back.

"Yo, Yamcha! Pass this to Milfeulle…" Goku handed Yamcha a pen.

"Why?"

"Because I'm gonna rip your nut sack off if you don't do it!" Goku threatened.

"I'd like to see you try!" Yamcha rolled his eyes and went back to work. Goku frowned and raised his hand.

"Yes Goku?"

"Tell Yamcha the nut sack to hand this pen to Milfeulle or he won't have a nut sack anymore."

"Goku, that is a bad word and I forbid you to say that again."

"NUT SACK! NUT SACK! NUT SACK! MOTHA FUCKIN' NUT SACK!" Goku shouted out loud.

"Goku go sit in the corner!" Miss Amy pointed to the far side of the room where there was a little red chair in a corner.

"But I don't wanna sit over there!"

"Go!"

"YOU NUT SACK LICKING APE! I HATE YOU!" Goku ran off to the corner.

"I didn't know he was such a baby." said Piccolo.

"Goku when you're ready to behave, you may join the class."

"NUT SACK! FAT ASS BULLSHIT! CARROT LICKING DICK MONSTER! GREEN FAGGOT! SLIPPERY BOOBS! ONION NUTSACK! PENIS SANDWICH! BITCH SUCK MY HAIRY BALLS! LOOKIN' LIKE AN OLD HAG SANDWICH! SUCK MY HAIRY BALLS! SUCK 'EM! SUCK 'EM!"

"And to think he was so sweet at first." said Milfeulle sighed.

"Play him no mind children." Miss Amy sighed as Goku continued to throw a tantrum. 'That kid is crazy! All that screaming is giving me a head-ache…" Miss Amy went through her purse and pulled out some pills.

"Can I has some?" Goku had somehow came from the corner and ran over to his teacher in the matter of seconds.

"I'm sorry, but this isn't candy. It's for grownups." before she could put them in her mouth, Goku came out of nowhere and swallowed them.

"YOU LITTLE BRAT!" she slapped him on the back, hard. Goku spat them out and smacked her across the face.

"FUCKIN' WHORE!" Goku then did the most epic wrestling move that was so epic that my computer crashed from the epicness.

"Did you see what he just did?" asked Kai in shock.

"That looked like it really hurt!" Jeiku winced as Goku body slammed Miss Amy and cracked her head on the floor.

"Somebody do something!" Kyara gasped as Goku bit their teacher as she tried to crawl away then snapped her arm.

"Why don't you do something?" Forte said peeking through her hands.

"Violence is never the answer." said Vanilla.

"Goku, sweetie…please get off of her!" Chichi was so sure that Goku wouldn't hear her say sweetie, she just did it automatically without thinking. Goku hadn't heard and was still beating up Miss Amy.

"Hey Chichi!" she turned and saw Milfeulle with something in her hand. "Give him this cookie and tell him it's from you!"

"Wait…you'd do that even if you were risking losing your boyfriend?" Chichi was surprised at Milfeulle's generous offer.

"Who?"

"Goku!"

"Him? EW! GROSS! Me and Kuku-kun are just friends silly!"

"Well he thinks that you are." said Chichi shocked. 'So I still have a chance to win over Goku without worrying about Milfeulle stealing him back!'

"Go give him the cookie!"

"Oh yeah! Thanks Milfeulle!" Chichi grabbed the cookie and went over to the furious saiyan. "If you leave her alone, you can have this!"

"A cookie?! Yay!" Goku grabbed it, ran to the corner, and started nibbling on the cookie.

"FUCK THIS SHIT!" said Miss Amy, surprisingly surviving the attack. "I'm outta here!"

"Yet another teacher gone berserk because of this idiot." said Piccolo shaking his head.

"How come nobody got robbed in this chapter?" asked Forte.

Anise waved around Forte's gun. "Don't jinx you're yourself!"

"Give me that!" Forte snatched it back.