Kiddy Grade mess up
By: Funahomisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"How did you know it wasn't the real them?" Eclipse asked in disbelief as she looked at the real Alv and Dvergr who were now all clean in hospital beds at the G.O.T.T. in the high security medic wing.
"Well they were acting strange so when I ran into Dvergr on accident and followed her I found the secret stairs. Following them down without getting caught was a pain in the neck but I did it and then I saw the real ones chained up." Éclair said from beside the seat in the middle of the two beds. All of the E.S. members were crowded into the room as they looked at their formerly replaced duo and checked on the two.
"How did you manage to take down two S-class agents, clones or not?" Cesario asked, well more like Viola had but Cesario had whispered it to her.
"I hit Alva, the clone of Alv for future reference, from behind with a sleeper hold. Hit the blond fake with a punch to the back of the head but it wasn't hard enough to kill her. Fakergr was already out from the start so I focused on freeing these two from the chains and getting them somewhere safe. I don't know where the clones went. Alv was unconscious when I got there and Dvergr wasn't too far from it so I focused on them." Éclair said reaching out and holding one of their hands each as she smiled at Dvergr and Alv both.
"Understandable but how did you know for sure?" Eclipse asked causing Éclair to look at her innocently confused.
"She probably didn't and just followed her instincts. She still has amnesia." Lumiere said sighing and giving Alv and Dvergr both sympathetic and sad looks.
"Éclair." Dvergr said giving Éclair a stern look and making the auburn haired woman pout.
"Aw come on Nain, I wanted to see how long I could keep them going for." Éclair said pouting at Dvergr who sighed but gave a small smile while Alv laughed.
"I've told you about using my real name at work." Dvergr scolded Éclair who stuck her tongue out.
"Éclair. How did you know that they weren't the real Alv and Dvergr?" Eclipse asked her voice stern and earning a smirk from Éclair.
"I realized that something was off when Fakevrgr was closed off around me for more than two weeks, and when Alva was acting so uptight and pissy near me not to mention with what they did at the abandoned prison during our team up case. I made a few innocent remarks and asked some curious questions that no one thought anything about… and then there's what happened in the locker room." Éclair said with a snicker while everyone looked shocked or confused by this.
"The locker room?" Alv asked confused as she looked at Éclair who nearly cackled.
"I may have 'accidentally' prodded Tweedledee and Alva into a fight in the locker room that worked better than I meant it too and when I went to pull em apart I got clocked in the eye and nose. When I fell down I 'accidentally' ripped Fakevergr's shirt. She didn't have her ring, tattoo or stretchmarks." Éclair said causing Dvergr's free hand to trace something on her chest.
"That explains it. I would never get rid of them, even when I change bodies I always get the tattoo redone and tattoo the stretchmarks back on. I never take my ring off and you damn sure better have not taken yours off." Dvergr said giving Éclair a stern look and earning a grin from the woman who merely wiggled her nose a bit and showed the ring upon her finger.
"They only absorbed the basics of our training memories, our surface looks, and our abilities. They didn't think to copy my stretchmarks or tattoo." Dvergr said shaking her head at such sloppy work by someone who was supposed to be her clone.
"They didn't think that we'd be able to mess with the memories they were absorbing to try and let someone know that something was off just by the way they were acting. We forgot that not many of you guys knew the real us and only maybe three of you knew the real us, and only one of you knew us to the point you could definitely tell we were acting off after a set time. Of course our luck means that the one person had amnesia at the time." Alv said dryly and earning a sheepish smile from Éclair who looked a bit guilty.
"At the time…Éclair how long have you had your memories?" Eclipse asked staring at her old friend who grinned at them all.
"Ever since a week after I got amnesia. At first I just wanted to act like I still had amnesia to sort through the memory dump, then I noticed that they were acting off and stayed quiet to see why. When I noticed that you all didn't expect anything sneaky from me I used that to find out what happened to them." Éclair said with a grin and causing everyone to stare at her shocked for a moment before Dvergr and Eclipse both snorted.
"And to think no one believed me when I said you could be sneaky. How else do they think you managed to trick Fakevrgr as you call her into converting to your side, or managed to get me to fall for you to begin with?" Dvergr asked raising an eyebrow as she looked at Éclair.
"Or how she managed to somehow get a mission past the GU and GOTT so that you two could get away from the others and she could propose?" Eclipse asked with a raised eyebrow of her own as she stared at Éclair who grinned.
"I knew you had more memories than you were letting on!" Tweedledee and Tweedledum said in unison.
"Wait you two are married?" Cesario actually spoke aloud as he stared at the two women who couldn't have been more different if they tried.
"For two hundred and eighty three years, six months, two weeks, and one day." Éclair said leaning over and kissing Dvergr's cheek.
"But…stretchmarks?" Un-oh asked staring wide eyed at the newly confirmed married couple.
"Well I did always want a baby of my own and with the technologies that existed even one hundred years ago? It was quiet easy for my dear wife to give me a child all our own, even if the pregnancy and labor was rougher on my body than it would have been on hers." Dvergr said giving her wife a look, and earning a shrug.
"You insisted, you wanted to carry her and everything. I was just more than happy to oblige you, besides our baby girl is perfect. Would you change anything?" Éclair asked looking at her wife who shook her head.
"The only thing I wish we could do different was me having a camera on hand the first time Alv called you Papa. Much less when she said it in front of Eclipse." Dvergr said dryly and earning a snort from the blond woman at the face Éclair had made.
"Wait…so…wait that means…" A-ou said his eyes wide as he stared between the three women.
Alv proved that she really did take after Éclair with her next comment.
"I have two mothers, Dvergr who I call mama and Éclair who I call papa."
