I'll do Soul when everyone else is done, either that or something…since I don't know how to contact her…


"Ru-" I tried to yell at him but no~ a couch has to interrupt me by flying at the tom girl. I flinched at the impact and ducked to avoid a piano. A PIANO. Since when did I have a piano? Since when was there a piano in my office? Since WHEN CAN A PERSON CARRY ONE SINGLE HANDED?!

"Sapphire!" I managed to yell at the rampaging girl. "Stop! Stop! You're trashing my office! WATCH OUT FOR THE FALLING LIGHTS!"

"I AIN'T GONNA SIT WITH THAT SISSY FOR 10 MINUTES!"

"I never said you will! I just need you to collaborate-"

"I REFUSE TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH A BARBARIAN!"

"…The back story! Only for a minute! 60 seconds! That's it! Whoa!" I managed to ducked my coffee table. I don't drink coffee, it's just called that! Don't judge me!

"I DON'T GET WHY WE HAVE TO BE TOGETHER IN THOSE STUPID STORIES EVERY SINGLE TIME! I HATE HIM!"

"THE FEELING'S MUTUAL!"

I'm surprised Ruby hasn't fainted from the messy room. I thought. "Uh, watch out for the falling…computers?"

"PRISSY!"

"BARBARIAN!"

"No! MY FILES!"

"I'LL FEEL SORRY FOR THE WRITERS THAT NEED TO BE YOUR MODEL! THEY MUST BE SCARRED FOR LIFE!"

"LIKEWISE!"

"Is it just me, or is Ruby pretty much agreeing with Sapphir-"

"I DON'T AGREE WITH HER!" Ruby yelled at me. "THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING!" Sapphire yelled at the same time. I gulped. "Okay, okay…"

"Hmph. I'm just glad I get to beat Ruby up in the stories." Sapphire smirked and crossed her arms in pride. At least there won't be any-

"Ow!" Sapphire said as something slapped her on the head. She looked at the direction where she felt it and saw Ruby furiously holding…a ball of yarn? "Ruby, your girliness is going to be your downfall in offenses." I said behind Sapphire. Sapphire was shaking furiously with anger in her eyes. "Uh oh." I said, and ducked behind a falling couch.

"YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME BEATING YOU UP?!"

"YEAH I DO HAVE A PROBLEM! THOSE AUTHORS ARE MY NEMESIS IF THEY FAVOR YOU OVER ME! I HATE THEM!"

I bit my lip to keep me from saying how that wasn't really an insult to Sapphire, but to the writers. "AND WHAT'S WITH THOSE WEIRD STORIES THAT HAVE ME AND THAT…THAT…GIRL MAKING OUT?!"

"YOU READ THOSE?!" I said in disbelief, surprise, and 'OMG there's going to be an earthquake' voice while Ruby said, "FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I'M A BOY!" at the same time. "No, I didn't read those." Sapphire told me in a casual, 'what the heck are you talking about' tone. "I can't read those weird groups of words. I just heard them from Gold." She turned back to Ruby with a familiar anger. "AND YOU SURE DON'T ACT LIKE A BOY!"

"SAY WHAT?!"

"YOU HEARD MEH!"

I cowered a little over the storm of flying furniture, books, balls of yarn, knitting sticks, thimbles (a thimble? Really?), tables, super sharp pencils (I knew I shouldn't sharpened them today), and string (okay, Ruby? That's not going to hurt even a Shedinja!).

"You know, you're still agreeing though." I said suddenly. Ruby and Sapphire stopped throwing stuff around and missing each other (no, not in a loving way). "HUH?"

"Well, I mean, from your behavior, I would have thought you both hate the franticshipping and franticshippers since they involve both of you to be in love…" My voice said it quieter and quieter as I saw Ruby's and Sapphire's face of realization. "That's so true!" they said at the same time. "Those weirdos are weirdos right?" Sapphire said Ruby with a tone that's like, 'you agree too, huh?'. Ruby nodded in agreement, folding his arms. "They are."

"The frantic part was stupid right?"

"I know! And you know how they always have us to be like chasing each other but then have us kissing roughly?! That's absurd!" Ruby gagged and forced the 'kissing' part. Sapphire nodded as well. "Desho? And then, they either have one be in danger or have you first meet me about clothes." Sapphire said clothes like it was Adolf Hitler (Sorry if it was offensive). "You know, thinking about shippings and stuff, all of them are wacky in the head." Ruby said.

"Oh yeah! That's right!" Sapphire said in understanding. "Some put Gold and Yellow, Silver and Yellow, Triangle of love of the sinnoh people, Blue and Green, they're all weird, those writers." Ruby said. Sapphire nodded again. "Yeah, they even have boys liking other boys. That's eew! Gay! Yuck!" Sapphire gagged again. "But they almost always put us together…" Ruby hmmed. "Why is that? I mean, I get that we helped with the Groudon/Kyogre incident, but I'm from Johto. It's not like we're neighbors. Plus, Gold and Yellow aren't from the same region either…although Silver and Yellow makes sense, in a weird way, since they're both from Viridian, originally. But they didn't save the same region…" both of them started to think about why they're paired up.

I just sat behind the couch. Hello, you're pretty much insulting me in front of my face! Plus, they do realize they are agreeing? Come to think of it, they haven't been arguing for a while…

"Well, it's not like I have anyone I like so the shippings doesn't apply to me." Ruby said. Sapphire half nodded before processing what Ruby said and glared at him. "But then, those writers have sick minds and don't care what we think, they just want to create their own paradise…" Ruby muttered, oblivious to Sapphire's growing anger. "YOU FORGOT DIDN'T YOU!?"

"Huh? Forgot what?"

"THE SALAMANCE, THE CONFESSION, EVERYTHING!"

"…what are you talking about?"

"THAT'S IT!"

"Wha-whoa! Chill Sapphire! My clothes just got ironed!"

Oh, now he worries about his clothes I thought.

I heard more banging and yelps, and I had a TT TT face. Where's Emerald when you need him?


So I tried to make it like they were doing the interview without doing the actual... interviewing. Review and let me know how I could make it more like the interview. Although, they pretty much answered the basic questions already.