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Chapter 7- OMG, is that Charlotte Victoria McGriffen?!

Girls Dormitories

(Charlotte's POV)

"Rise and shine Charlotte!"

I woke up and tried to focus my eyes.

"Elizabeth? Is that you? Why are you waking me up at 7 in the morning if breakfast isn't until 7:45?"

"simple; you need to get ready for Day 1 of the 'Dressing as a Killer Babe' plan that we got from Remus."

"But I want to sleep! I can get ready in like 5 minutes flat."

"Too bad. Look Lily and Violet are up as well."

I put my pillow over my head and stifled a groan. After 10 minutes of whining, fussing, and 2 buckets of water, I got out of bed. Lily, Elizabeth, and violet were rifling through their closets for stuff to wear.

"Charlotte, do you want to borrow something from one of us?" asked Violet. "It's not like you have girly clothes anyways."

I replied with a mischievous smile, "Actually I beg to differ. My mom, being the debutante she is, buys me bunches of clothes that she thinks and 18 year old girl should wear. However, I never wear them so those clothes stay in that big trunk over there."

I went over to the trunk and opened it. Inside were clothes of different colors, materials, and sizes. There were shoes, makeup, and accessories. Basically things that other girls are obsessed with. I rifled through it, found what I was looking for, and went into the bathroom. I put on a pink, lacy tank top, denim shorts, and black converse sneakers. My hair was straight and you could clearly see the pink streaks in it. I also lined my eyes with a rose colored kohl pencil and put on a sheer lip gloss. I stepped out of the bathroom. Lily, Elizabeth, and violet were waiting for me and as soon as they saw me they stared at me in shock.

Lily was wearing a white halter top, a khaki knee-length skirt, and gold ballerina shoes that laced up to mid calf. Her hair was slightly wavy and she wore brown mascara to bring out her eyes. Elizabeth wore a blue spaghetti strap top, a brown bubble skirt, and brown cowboy boots. She had curled he hair into ringlets that framed her face and had sparkly eyelids. Violet wore a pale lilac, corset-like top, black Bermuda shorts, and dark purple Pumas. Her hair was clipped back with a butterfly pin and she wore her signature red lipstick and black eyeliner.

"Oh my god! I can't believe it's you!" exclaimed Lily.

"Charlotte Victoria McGriffen, you have boobs!" said Elizabeth. "You are definitely going to blow everybody away!"

"And best of all Sirius will be drooling over you," said Violet with a wink.

I glared and threw a pillow at her. She caught it in one hand and stuck her tongue out at me. I retaliated by sticking my tongue out at her too. I know so mature for a bunch of young adults.

"Hey if Black wants to 'drool' over me then that's his problem, not mine. Just as long as no one takes a picture and shows it to my mother, I might actually survive this dreadful weekend. Mum would just glance at the picture and say, 'Finally Charlotte's growing up.' Puh-lease! Just because I don't wear what she wants me to wear doesn't mean that I'm immature."

"Are you sure about that Pinks?" teased Lily. "You act pretty immature to me! After all you're the only one out of the 4 of us who wears jerseys and look where that's gotten you; a prank war!"

I stuck my tongue out at her and scowled.

"Haha Emerie; you're a hoot. So who wants to make sure that no one sees us on the way to breakfast?"

Lily, Elizabeth, and I looked at Violet.

"Uh-oh. Why are you three looking at me with hopeful eyes? I'm completely innocent here!"

"Yeah, but you're the only one who normally wears makeup and tanktops," replied Lily.

Great Hall, Breakfast

(Sirius's POV)

"But Prongs, we all know that-----"

I cut my sentence short and stared at the sight behind James's head; it was Charlotte, Lily, Elizabeth, and Violet. They looked hot! Especially Charlotte…I think I just saw a flash of her bragulp…James turned around to see what I was looking at. His jaw literally dropped when he saw Lily. Remus's eyes bugged out when he saw Elizabeth. And Peter…well Peter was too busy sleeping with his head in his bowl of cereal.

The NewMs started walking towards the Gryffindor table. A lot of people started whispering about Charlotte. Others started wolf-whistling and called out their names. (Well, no one called out Elizabeth's name because they all knew that she was Remus's girlfriend.) They stopped in front of James, Remus, Peter, and I. They smiled sweetly, a little too sweetly.

"Potter, sweetie, didn't your mother ever tell you that it's not nice to stare at people? And by the way, an open mouth is most unattractive," said lily as she leaned over and closed James's mouth, her voice laced with sugar.

"You know Black, you should take a picture; it lasts longer," said Charlotte.

I snapped out of my daze and looked at her again. Her mouth was in a smirk and her eyes wee missing their usual twinkle. Instead her eyes were a dull blue, with ice radiating off of them.

"Are you deaf or something? Cause you're still staring," said Violet.

"Of course not," I scoffed. 'I am the Great Sirius Black. Someone with that magnitude of greatness is not hearing impaired."

"Yeah if he was a magician," muttered Lily.

I gave her an imitation of the "Lily Evans" glare, but she just rolled her eyes. I continued with what I was saying.

'Some say that I'm great at athletics; others might say academics; but I find that most people say that I'm great in bed."

James, Remus, lily, Charlotte, Elizabeth, and Violet looked at me with disgust. What? I can't help it if I'm that talented. I mean not everybody can produce that type of love; only I can.

"TMI, Sirius, TMI. When will you learn to control yourself?" asked Remus.

I wonder what he means by that. I know exactly when to control myself. Especially when it come down to pranking Snivellus (only 10 times a week—I know such control.) There's also when I decide if I should choke James or not because he's moping around after Lily has rejected him again. Although Lily probably has the whole murdering James thing down pat…

Midday, Hogwarts Quad

(No POV)

It was time for Charlotte's football games (American football.) She always held them whenever there weren't Quidditch games/ practices, claiming that the sport kept you in shape all year round. Normally to get people to play Charlotte would tease the boys by saying that they were chicken and she would badger the girls by telling them to stand up for girls around the world. Sure enough people would give in and play.

Charlotte had changed into a tight jersey and regular sneaker to play, but kept the jersey snug in accordance to the dare. She waved to Lily, Elizabeth, and violet; all three had decided not to play no matter how much she begged them. They waved back and smiled.

They were almost done with the game (Charlotte's team was winning) when someone tackled Charlotte. She looked up into the grinning face of Sirius Black and immediately scowled. Meanwhile Sirius was having other thoughts, such as how pretty Charlotte looked even though she was scowling and he noticed how her jersey had ridden up exposing her flat stomach from all the sports she did. Snap out of it, Sirius thought to himself. You can't possibly like Charlotte like that.

'Black, you aren't the lightest person in the world; feel free to get off me any time, not," said Charlotte.

Sirius regained his regular thought process and rolled over to the side of her. Charlotte got up and noticed people staring at her. After flipping them off she announced that the game was over and went to talk to Lily, Elizabeth, and Violet. The 4 of them had been talking for awhile when they heard a voice behind them.

"Well, well, well if it isn't Miss Half-blood, Miss Know It All, Little Miss sunshine, and Miss Slut.

They turned around and came face to face with Melissa snider, resident bitch, and her groupies. Melissa, more commonly known as Mel to her friends, was a 7th year Hufflepuff. She had light brown hair with blond highlights and dark brown eyes that always glinted evilly unlike Elizabeth's soft brown eyes. She especially like being mean to Lily and Charlotte for 3 reasons:

Melissa had two huge crushes on Sirius and James. However everyone knew that James was infatuated with Lily and that Sirius hated Melissa because she was mean to Charlotte.

Charlotte had the 'in' spot with the Marauders that she desperately wanted.

Lily was too smart for a muggle.

"Why hello Mel. What brings you and your posse to this neck of the woods?"

"I was watching you little, ah, football fame as you ruffians call it. Sirius was so hot out there, I was sweating bullets,' responded Melissa, flipping her hair over her shoulder.

"Puh-lease! Black may be stupid, but he's not stupid enough to date you. He goes for girls with class, not trash."

Violet started to cough/laugh, but Melissa glared at her, so she stopped.

"You never know Charlotte, darling," said Melissa. "Now that you're on the outside track with the Marauders, they need a new girl to fill your shoes, namely me. Once Sirius gets a whiff of the new me, he'll be mine within seconds."

"So you mean instead of being a bitch and a total loser, you're now a whore and a teen queen wannabee? Wow I'm seeing the improvement already."

"You're just jealous because you 'secretly' like Sirius and you know that you two will never be together."

Charlotte's face registered a look of shock and disgust.

"Excuse me? What did you just say?"

"You heard me."

"Damn right I did. I could care less about whom Sirius's current snog-buddy is. I'm only protecting his best interests. Take you for example; I highly doubt that Sirius wants Harrison's sloppy leftovers, but hey he doesn't have to listen to me."

"Whatever, I'm done here. Buh-bye Miss Half-blood."

Melissa flipped her hair again and brushed by the NewMs. One of the groupies tried to push Elizabeth onto the ground, but Lily caught Elizabeth. The NewMs started to walk back to Gryffindor common room, but then someone stepped out from the shadows and clamped their hands on Lily's mouth stifling her screams.


A/N: Heh-heh-heh. another cliffhanger. Please review :)