A/N: Wow it has been a while, has it not? I did really well on my SAT's and all of my school exams, I have applied to 5 ivy leagues and 6 other "reputable" colleges and my school life is in its final leg. I really want to continue writing this story as much as I can and I can't believe it's almost been 10 months since I haven't updated... wow … PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW … it makes me feel good!

Chapter 8

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Xiao Yu was running out of the place where the time machine was. She quickly made her way to the airport and boarded a flight to Tokyo. When she was in the plane she realised that she was in Tokyo and that departure does not mean the plane has departed from landing. The next thing she knew was that she was in fact in Ireland. And it was St. Patrick's Day! ...So after wearing icky green coloured clothes and getting heavily sloshed (to calm her emotions…so she says! Huh!) Xiao caught another flight back to Tokyo.

Upon reaching Tokyo she got a phone call from Heihachi asking for her to meet him at 8 for dinner at The Hot Wasabi. She whined…screamed…sweared and said, "I would love that Heihachi, why thank you!"

While at The Hot Wasabi Xiao Yu was having a tough time finding Heihachi. Apparently he had gone for a retro western meets eastern peasant meets potty training pre schooler look, she then figured out he was just dressed in clothes a gay Japanese man would wear – a huge diaper or a sumo wrestler outfit as he liked to call it to fool his ego.

While Xiao was dining she told Heihachi of her time travelling experiences and being a stay at home mom. She wanted to launch a new Pandarbie line in honour of her son Happy. She then noticed something on Heihachi's forehead it was a burn mark, but it used to never be there before. Then it struck her like it strikes a fat person when it eats healthy food, "HEY! WERE YOU PLAYING WITH MY I LOVE SUMATRAN PANDAS IF THEY EXISTED AND WERE ADORABLY CUTE YET AT THE SAME TIME EXTREMELY FEROCIOUS CHEMISTRY SET?"

Heihachi said, "I did not get any of that bear crap other that chemistry set .. and no I was not playing with your chemistry set . I got this when my mom dropped my 4th birthday cake on my head and I got burned by one of the candles, which had to then be surgically removed as I am highly allergic to paraffin, wax, or any other thing lubricating .. do you know how hard that must be if you want to maintain a sadistic sex life ... any way as I was saying she simply vanished and that is how I got my scar!"

Xiao Yu had a realisation, "Heihachi did your mother call you Happy?"

Heihachi started crying like a little girl and said, "How did you know that?"

Xiao was speechless and then she said, "Happy mamma love Gazpacho, mamma love pandy wandy baby boo" she burst into tears

Heihachi also started crying and said, "Mamma is that really you? Is it? Mamma I missed you!"

Xiao and Heihachi hugged and then something other than icky mushy affection hit Xiao Yu like a pink panda fun bus – "I'm Heihachi's MOM!"

And another pink panda fun bus, "I'm Kazuya's Grandmother!"

Another time purple panda fun bus hit her, "I am Jinpachi's wife ... eeeewww…..wait that means I am also Jin-Jins's…" she fainted.

*Meanwhile in Tokyo* wait a minute this is Tokyo… ahem … *Meanwhile on another side of Tokyo*

Jin entered the hotel and fell flat on his face … he had tripped over what appeared to be yellow water. He got up and went to the receptionist. She was a hideous redhead with one red eye and an extremely unpleasant disposition. She smiled at Jin with some of her lipstick visible on her teeth.

"Hi my name is Mayzuya how may I help you?"

Jin thought that she looked familiar but could not place her, just then a big eagle swooped in and took of "Mayzuya's" luscious red hair. It also poked Jin on the head and called him baka (dirty in Japanese) it then made its way to the bar and ordered a bloody mojito. Hey the Eagle's got taste!

He got his keys from 'the receptionist' who stated that she had been through a terrible fight in her father's house that made her lose her hair. Jin was suspicious but he was too pissed to think.

He was missing Xiao Yu and he went to call her. He got out his neon pink diamante encrusted Pandorable xoxo phone (it's cute, stylish and adorable its Pandorable, usage may lead to hallucination, extreme bouts of homosexuality and a generally pleasant attitude towards everything – handle with caution)

Xiao picked up the phone and sounding like some old guy in a black suit in a movie I once watched way said, "Luke ... I mean Jin... I am your Great Grandmother"

Jin cut the phone he leaned back on his bed and with a thud hit his head on the banister; this led the four posters of the bed to shake a fall on him. One of the posters hit a lamp leading to the breaking of a bulb and the hotel's lights blacking out.

A lady named Christie Monteiro was shouting from her balcony, "Que idiota fez estas, deixe-me vê-lo todos os que quero fazer é enfiá-lo de volta a sua mama e se ela não é lá o seu papai!" (Which idiot did this, let me see him all I want to do is shove him right back up his mother and if she's not there his papa)

Jin and Kazu...I mean Mayzuya both winced, the latter I do not know why? Any guesses?