Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon: All-Stars, the competitors dealt with poor weather and...a murderer! Lila snapped out of her misery, thanks to a bit of help from her friends...and Mason. Solis confided in Hope her secret...the abortion. Because of this, Hope told Vile and Carman, who were willing to talk with Solis if she needed it. Vina's 'cheating' came up, prompting a break up between the two and...a breakdown? That wasn't the only break up that happened however, Archie and Sky were already rocky due to former's absence and the input of others who didn't want them together anyway *cough*Flame*cough*. In the challenge, the competitors were hunted in the poor weather as they race around each of the five islands to grab a flag for their team. In the end, the villains actually won and the heroes got rid of Sapphire, much to Swift's dismay.

What will happen this time? Find out right now on Total...Pokemon...All-Stars!

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*Intro plays*

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Three days after the last challenge, a small creak was seen in the loser boys' cabin in the middle of the night. Luckily, almost all of the guys were heavy sleepers.

A figure walked towards one guy in particular holding a circular object. "You're mine now Archie.."

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"Wait...you what?" asked Emilia, who was in the girls' side of the loser cabins with the other females.

"I broke up with Archie…" said Sky, looking down.

"What?" asked Aylesha, shocked. "But...what-"

"I can't say that I really blame you…" said Piff. "I mean, I feel really sorry for Archie, I really do, but...I wouldn't be able to deal with it either."

"Yeah...but...what he said is still eating at me…" said Sky, still avoiding eye contact.

"Why?" asked Lila. "What'd he say?"

"He...he said that he blames himself…" said Sky.

"What?" asked Scarlett. "Blames himself for what?"

"I guess us breaking up…" Sky concluded. "I mean...it's not his fault his life is a mess!"

"Yeah, but it probably still hurts him knowing that his problems caused it…" said Lila.

Sky sighed, making Emilia pat her back. "Sky, don't stress about this. This is great opportunity for both of you to have some alone time and just care and worry about yourselves."

"I don't think you understand…" Sky stated. "I still love him...and I still care about him, but I just don't want to deal with all of the bullshit."

Aylesha gave Sky a look. "Um...Sky, do you remember what happened last season?"

"How far in?"

"Near the end...with Eredar…" Aylesha emphasized.

"Oh...yeah…"

"You know how you guys kept telling me to stop trying to help Nate and get him out because of it?"

"Yeah, but Archie doesn't have a murderous split personality!"

"No, but my point is…" Aylesha started. "Eredar was Nate's problem...and I fought for us to stay together physically and mentally. If I could withstand almost being killed and raped over three times and risking it every time when we're at home, you can handle a few words and a guy that you can easily kick the crap out of…"

Sky growled. "You're right…."

"Yeah, that's a good way to put it", said Emilia. "But, I still think you should take a break and just stay friends for the moment. That way, you'd both be a bit more strong."

Sky nodded.

"Yeah, plus, things wouldn't be that bad with you two broke up would it?" asked Piff.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" they all heard.

"I'll take that as a yes…" said Scarlett.

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On the other side, in the guys' cabins…

"What the hell is this?!" Archie exclaimed as he tried removing a metal collar from around his neck.

"Whoa, calm down Archie!" Darren exclaimed as the prehistoric bird practically panicked.

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Archie was stopped as he was suddenly electrocuted, making him collapse on the ground.

"What the hell was that?!" Dew exclaimed.

Hex went close to Archie, who was whimpering and wincing and eyed the collar before trying to take it off, resulting in him being electrocuted as well.

"It's a shock collar…" Hex muttered before passing out.

"What the heck?" asked Kyle. "Who would give you a shock collar?!"

Upon hearing that, Archie let out a deep, menacing growl and flew out of the cabin without saying a word.

"Okay...things are getting crazy around here…" said M.P.S.

"Like I told you guys!" Laxish exclaimed.

The girls arrived at their cabin almost as soon as Archie left.

"What's wrong with Archie, now?" asked Sky.

"Well...it's probably the fact that he woke up with a shock collar around his neck!" Ded said.

"WHAT?!" majority of the girls exclaimed. Sky growled out of anger and looked back at what direction Archie flew towards. As she prepared to take off, Emilia caught her before she did and gave her a stern look.

Sky growled inwardly and looked back up.

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Otto and Flame were at the mess hall. "I thought that we were done working together…" said Flame, folding his arms.

"We are, I just wanted to show you this…" said Otto, holding a remote.

"And...what is that?" asked Flame.

Archie landed at the entrance of the mess hall. "Here you are you son of a bitch…" he growled. When he saw that Flame was with him, Archie got even more angry.

"Well, if it isn't the bitch…"

"Fuck...you", Archie growled before turning to Otto. "TAKE THIS FUCKING COLLAR OFF NOW!"

"My love…you know that I can't do that…" said Otto. "I love you too much to let that bitch or anyone else ever mess with you…"

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" Archie shouted as he tried to attack him, only to feel another surge of electricity.

Flame's eyes widened as he saw Otto pressing a button on the remote. He gained a smile. "Oh...so that's what you wanted to show me…"

Upon hearing that, Archie glared at both of them. "You bastards were working together?!" he asked through gritted teeth.

"Of course…" said Otto. "It was a bit of a deal...you break up, he gets Sky, and I...get you", Otto said, kissing his forehead.

Archie growled and used Dragon Claw to strike him away, earning him another shock. "So...what do you say we make this interesting…" Flame piped in.

"You fucker, you can go kill yours-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Archie yelled as Flame grabbed the remote and pressed the button.

"Good boy, now you listen, or you get shocked again!" Flame threatened.

"I will rip out your thr-AAAAAAAHHHHH!" Archie growled demonically.

"Now...you will stay away from Sky...you will not interact with her in any way...or I will make your life a living hell…"

"You already have…" Archie growled, glaring up at the Charizard, earning him another shock.

Archie sprang up and used Dragon Tail, knocking a hole into the side of the mess hall. He kicked Otto away and destroyed the remote with Rock Slide.

He panted with a smile before screaming as electricity coursed through him again. Otto got up holding not one other, but TWO other remotes.

Archie flinched and shuddered as he lay on the floor. Flame grabbed one of the other remotes and kept pressing the button out of anger. Once he was done, Otto smiled and started dragging him out of the mess hall.

Flame flew out of the mess hall shortly after with scrapes and bruises from being thrown into the wall. However, he started thinking of the positives of that.

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Flame: *kisses the remote* With this...I'll be able to monitor that dipshit's actions and do as I please.

And if he tries to say anything, he goes unconscious…

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Mason, Ray, and Kevin watched Otto drag Archie into the forest from the beach.

"Well, that's interesting", said Kevin. "THAT'S something that we could use to our advantage…"

"Yeah yeah, why the fuck did you two fuckers tell me to come here?" asked Mason.

"Well, we were thinking that since no one gives a fuck about you on your team...and you always end up in the bottom...we can have you join our alliance...until you get eliminated of course.." said Ray.

"NO!" Mason growled. "There is NO WAY that I am going to join you two in an alliance. Especially you…" he said, glaring daggers at Ray.

Ray got in his face. "Get...over it…" he growled.

"You fucked...my life up...I don't have to get over shit…" Mason growled back, teeth bared.

"Okay, back up you're too close to making out…"

"FUCK YOU!" they shouted simultaneously.

"Mason, you have a girlfriend and Ray, I'm not gay or bi…"

Mason just shook his head as he started leaving.

"Why is white lion thing number two leaving?" asked Kevin.

"Because he's a whiny bitch…" Ray answered. Mason stopped and growled to himself before continuing to walk away. "Well, there goes our chance in getting another alliance member…"

"Oh well…" Kevin said. "Let's get some waffles!"

"I'd love that...but we have to FOCUS", said Ray.

"On what?" asked Kevin.

"Like...who are we gonna eliminate!?"

"Ugh...we can just get rid of Vina now that everyone knows she's a cheater", said Kevin.

"Okay, I know that, but I mean after her…" said Ray.

"EBONY AND NERO!" Kevin exclaimed. "I really don't give two shits!"

"Hmm...that actually makes sense…" said Ray. "Those two idiots don't have any significance really…"

"Uh huh…" Kevin said, rolling his eyes.

"Screw you…" Ray growled.

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Volante and Vina met up at the top of the cliff. Vina looked upset, as she had a peeved expression, confusing Volante.

"Um...are you okay?" asked Volante.

"Well, considering that my entire team thinks that I'm a cheating slut now, I have to say NO!"

"I don't want to place blame, but if you'd have broken up with him before, it wouldn't have spread all across the team…"

"What-y-RAY AND KEVIN HAD THE PROOF ANYWAY!" she exclaimed. "It wouldn't have mattered!"

"Okay, sorry…" said Volante. "Geez…so how did it happen?"

Vina glared at him. "I do NOT want to recall it…"

"That bad?" asked Volante, shocked.

Vina hit him with a Dragon Pulse, injuring him and making him growl. "Look...I understand that you're pissed...BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME!"

Vina huffed. "I'm sorry…"

"Uh huh…" Volante said, standing up. "Why the hell do you even care about what those morons think of you? You're the smartest one on that team!"

"Kevin...knows...everything…"

"You're not a jackass, though", said Volante.

"That means nothing!" Vina shouted. "The team is full of vengeful jackasses and the next chance they get, I'm gone!"

"Don't think like that…"

"Why shouldn't I?" asked Vina. "Razor hates me, Draco's a dick, and the other guys don't even seem to care if I'm there or not. My only real saving grace is my friendship with some of the girls because of our alliance from on the plane!"

"Well...try to stay positive…" said Volante.

"Hmph...easy for you to say…" Vina said, folding her arms.

"Well…" Volante said, coming closer to her. "At least we're together now…"

They locked their lips together, making Vina moan into the kiss and later smile as it broke. "I love you…"

"I love you, too…" Volante replied, nuzzling her.

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"Okay, why the hell are we meeting if we're playing it normal?" asked Krack.

"Because, I think that we should get rid of Vina…" said Flynn.

"And...why would we get rid of her?" asked Hayden. "Isn't she the smartest one on our team?"

"Like we need her…" said Flynn. "We have Solis and Kevin, who are both as smart, if not smarter. Plus, she hasn't done anything significant at all but be exposed as a cheater."

"Well, you have a point there…" said Hayden. "Cheating on your man is not cool. It makes you a slut…"

Hearing this, Krack growled. "Why exactly is there a double standard?"

"What do you mean?" asked Hayden.

"Guys can cheat on whoever they want and get praise by bragging about how many girls that they've fucked", Krack explained. "Yet if a girl does it..she's a slut, whore, bitch, etcetera…"

"It's life...deal with it", said Flynn. "Now, we're going to get rid of her also because of Razor…"

"Uh...I'm pretty sure that Razor would prefer Draco being eliminated over Vina…" said Krack. "Plus, he's a distraction with his sudden obsession with him."

"That's also true…" said Hayden. "So, we have those two as targets…"

"What? Getting rid of Ray or Otto's no longer on the table?"

"Nope", said Flynn. "So, the next time we lose, we have to do some convincing…"

"Hope that they listen…" Hayden replied.

Krack groaned.

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Krack: Yes...instead of getting rid of the nuisances...get rid of the vulnerable girl with everyone against her…

*sighs* I really don't get them sometimes…

000

Jet was thrust against a tree by Swift, who was glaring daggers at him. "What the hell did you do you stupid otter?"

"I didn't do anything you crazy bastard!" Jet responded, glaring back as he used Ice Beam.

Swift kept his grip and started constricting him. "Why...did you or anyone else on your stupid team think that it would be acceptable to eliminate my lady…"

"Well, considering that she was in an alliance with you and those two", Jet said, gesturing to Giovanni and Mai, who were standing behind Swift. "I figured that she was betraying us...giving us a reason!"

Jet used Ice Beam yet again, this time freezing Swift's tail and making him let go in order to free himself…

"Get back here you piece of shit!" Swift hissed.

"Man, you have to calm down…" said Giovanni, hitting the frozen section of Swift's body with Steel Wing, breaking him free.

"I'm gonna wring him dry!"

"Jeez, calm down", said Mai. "It's not the end of the world. Sapphire's back with kids now."

"Yeah, and didn't you say that your in-laws hated you and vice-versa?" asked Giovanni.

"So?"

"No corruption to get them to go against you…" said Mai. "At least...not as much."

Swift rolled his eyes.

"I didn't see you getting all pissed like this on your second season…" Mai explained. "Why the sudden change?"

"We's married now with kids and we needed as much luck as we could have, but...she's gone early now because of all of those other morons!"

"Well...trying to kill one of them won't do anything...you'll just go to jail", said Giovanni.

Swift groaned. "Fine...so until the merge, who the fuck are we going after, other than the obvious…"

"Looking at the participation, overall likeability, and non-Ray-ness...I say that damn Chespin…" said Giovanni. "He doesn't bother to interact with anyone on this damn team, he only has snooty-ass remarks in the challenges, and plus we have plenty of other actually USEFUL grass-types like you, the plant lady, and the gecko…"

"Okay...I'm good with that", said Swift, calming down a bit.

"Alright...now let's get back to the lounge...I really wanna rest my feathers…" said Mai as the three of them made their way to the lounge.

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"Well, it's nice to see that you two are actually getting along a bit more…" said Demenio, seeing that Ricky and Shade were sitting within 10 inches from each other.

Ricky and Shade exchanged glances before looking back away from each other.

"Okay, we're 'closer', so can you please stop dragging us out here every fucking morning?!" Shade growled.

"Yeah, it's really starting to get on my nerves D…" Ricky said, giving him a look.

"Hey, I'm just trying to get you two to get along so that you won't murder each other…"

"Fine, we're acquaintances now, so this can finally stop…" said Shade as and Ricky started walking away.

"So much for asking for an alliance…"

Hearing this caused both Eeveelutions to stop and turn back to the Houndoom.

"What?" asked Shade. "You mean...you did all of this bullshit...to try to get us in an alliance with you?!"

"Maybe I did, maybe I didn't…" said Demenio. "Depends on how you're feeling…"

"Well...I'm actually very..very...angry", said Shade, stalking towards him with a glare.

"You know what...so am I?" said Ricky, glaring at Demenio as well. "I would've just joined one if you asked…"

"And I would have been on edge…" said Shade. "But I'd have dealt with it.."

"Hey, still got the two of you to get along a bit more, so I don't care…" Demenio said with a chuckle.

The two of the growled as the pounced on him.

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Demenio: *rolls eyes*

They knew that they couldn't really hurt me. We've dealt with worse, so being attacked isn't that big of a deal for me anymore…

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Nero and Ebony were inside of the gaming area of the lounge while everyone else was either out somewhere on the island, or in their rooms. The two were playing air hockey.

"Man...things really are kinda hectic around here now…" said Ebony as he knocked the puck into the Illusion Fox's side.

Nero took it out of his slot and set it back on the table. "Well, the some of the others have their own problems and others are focusing more on the competition than having fun", he answered.

"One of the many problems with this game…" Ebony concluded. "Oh well…"

"So...if you don't mind me asking...how are things with Ivory?" Nero asked.

Ebony blushed. "Um...things are fine…" he replied.

Nero chuckled. "Good to know."

"I would ask you the same, but...y'know…."

Nero chuckled awkwardly. "Yeah…"

"FUCK OFF!" the two heard.

"Babe, come on…"

"Sounds like Draco and Razor are back…"

"Yeah…" said Nero before gaining a smile. "Dude...I have an idea…"

"Let's hear it…"

"Let's make an alliance with them!"

"Wait...what?" asked Ebony. "I doubt those two would be willing to join an alliance with us…"

"And why is that?"

"Because Razor is...Razor", Ebony started. "And Draco only follows Razor around these days, so...yeah."

"Well, you have a point there…" said Nero. "But, it can't help to try….."

"If you say so…" said Ebony. "But first…"

He hit the puck again, knocking it into Nero's pocket for the second time. Nero gave him a look. "Really?"

Ebony shrugged with a smirk. "Had to…"

Nero rolled his eyes as he left the gaming room, followed by the electric wolf. Once they entered the den, they noticed that Razor was sitting on the couch of the living room with Draco snuggling against him.

Razor was trying to move away, but Draco growled and held him in place, making him groan.

"Well...I see that the two of you are...settled…" said Nero.

"Fuck you…" Razor growled.

Draco murred and whispered something to Razor, who immediately paled. "Get...the fuck...AWAY FROM ME!"

"Um...Razor, could we speak with you for a bit?" asked Ebony.

Draco glared at him while growling, prompting Razor to use Dragon Claw to knock him out. With him unconscious, Razor pushed him over and started to head up the stairs.

"Come on!" the two canines heard, prompting them to hurry up the stairs after him.

Groggily, Draco groaned as he got up and saw the three of them on the second floor. He growled angrily before flying up quickly.

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Razor, Nero, and Ebony all entered the land shark's room, which was purple with yellow stars on each wall.

He locked his door and propped himself against the door. "Alright, what the hell do you two want?"

"Well, we know that you're gonna decline-" Ebony started before Nero covered his mouth.

"We want an alliance…" Nero stated.

"Um...why?"

"Just so we can have added assurance when we want to eliminate someone…" said Nero. "And...we know that you want Draco gone, so...it's a win-win situation."

Razor sighed. "You're right about that…"

"And along with Draco, we can dislodge Vi-"

"Don't...mention that name to me…" said Razor, interrupting him. "I don't give a damn about what happens to her anymore…"

"Oh, so you don't mind eliminating her?"

Razor shrugged.

"Well, are you in?" asked Nero.

"I guess…" Razor muttered as he felt a harsh pound on the door. "As long as we get rid of this crazy bastard as soon as possible!"

"CONTESTANTS! MEET US AT THE MESS HALL IMMEDIATELY FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE!"

"Well...time for hell…"

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Everyone met up at the mess hall and were shocked and horrified at who they saw. Mew and VICTINI were there, but alongside them, they saw a familiar black Latios, alongside a large red and black bird.

"Hello…" Victini greeted with a smirk.

"Mother of Arceus, why the hell are those three here!?" Laxish exclaimed, hiding behind M.P.S., who was hiding behind Ded. "Where's Palkia?!"

"Sadly…" Mew started, eyeing Victini. "Palkia got tired of doing this and...Kyurem decided to release this guy…so now…"

"I'm back!" Victini stated with a smirk. "And things are gonna go right back to the way they were;more crazy and painful…"

Everyone groaned.

"Well, despite that, we gotta carry on. Today's challenge will be based on the military challenges from seasons 1 and 2, and the eating challenge from season 4", Mew explained.

"There had better not be any shit this time…" Sky growled, glaring at Otto, who seemed to be ignoring her with a smirk.

She was confused.

"Oh, there will be things much worse than shit, as well as few...'normal foods'..." Yveltal muttered disappointedly.

"Oh joy…" Zayn muttered.

"Now, since they're the most destructive legends…"

"Um...don't you mean legend and ripoff legend wannabe?" asked Kevin.

Kavi glared daggers at the Virtual Pokemon before taking out a bazooka and firing it at him, covering him in spaghetti.

"Ooh...this is going to be actually fun", said Laxish as he ate a bit of the spaghetti. Luckily, it was normal…

"Not really", Mew chuckled. "Y'see...these two guys will be running today's challenges, so...expect a lot of suffering…"

"Great…" Aldon said sarcastically.

"Are you being sarcastic?!" Yveltal exclaimed angry. "Get your ass on the ground and give me fifty beef lifts!"

"Beef lifts?" Aldon asked as twenty oversized pieces of scalding hot steak were dropped on his back, forcing him on the ground and causing him to scream out in agony.

Hope gasped. "Aldon!"

"Lift or fry, maggot!"

There was no response from Aldon.

"Um...I think he's dead", said Darren.

M.P.S. and Ded easily moved the steaks off of him, revealing an unconscious Aldon. Hope tried to help him get up, but he only groaned.

"See, that's what's gonna be happening!" said Victini.

"You guys are sick!"

"Why thank you…." said Kavi. "Now, cat, fox...leave…"

"Sheesh, you could of just asked…" said Mew as he and Victini left.

"Alright dipshits and maggots, you'll be living the life of the military...meaning breakfast. terrible harsh, painful training, lunch, more training, and a snack. Then at the end, you will be going to war!" Yveltal explained.

"So...basically the same thing you did with Raikou and Entei for their dumb show...but with food?" asked Kavi.

"Shut the hell up…" Yveltal growled. "Now, like the schedule states, first is breakfast…"

"You get 30 minutes…" Kavi added.

"There's nothing here to eat!" Nate exclaimed.

"There's something called a kitchen...go get your own food, they're in the fridge…"

"And they're all different", said Yveltal with a smirk, making others uneasy.

"Um...is it okay if we skip breakfast?" asked Carman.

"No way, you eat or get disqualified from the challenge", said Yveltal.

"Wait what?!" Hex asked. "We get disqualified?"

"You complaining dog?!" Yveltal exclaimed as Hex jumped.

"No sirs…" he said quickly.

"Good...now GO AND EAT!"

Almost everyone sighed.

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Everyone was sitting with their respective teams with their breakfast items in front of them.

"And...you must eat EVERYTHING that you have...or risk disqualification", Kavi added.

"Ugh...I hate these assholes so much…" Shade mumbled as he poked his Tauros heart with a fork, causing blood to come out.

"WHAT WAS THAT!?" Yveltal shouted behind him, startling him.

"Watch it!"

Yveltal glared at him.

"Um...Shade...you may wanna apologize…"

"I'm not apologizing for shit…" Shade growled.

"Is that so?" asked Yveltal. "Kavi! Take him to the torture chamber…"

"WHAT?!" Shade exclaimed as Kavi picked him up, while he struggled.

Demenio's eyes widened. "Um, you know, that may not be a good idea…"

"QUIET! OR YOU GO WITH HIM!"

Demenio sighed as Ricky attempted to eat his Gogoat intestines.

"Now, if anyone else wants to join Mr. Dumbreon...speak up right now…" Yveltal commanded.

No one spoke a word, as they just exchanged glances.

"Good, now SHUT UP AND EAT!" he exclaimed. "If you're not finished within 19 minutes, you're disqualified!"

Upon hearing that, everyone tried to eat their food quickly, but since most of it was disgusting, they were having a very hard time. Laxish and M.P.S. were the only ones already done.

Lila was trying to down her moldy cheese covered toast when she noticed the two food-lovers finished. She gained an idea and when Yveltal turned around, she slid her food over to M.P.S. who immediately sucked it up and ate it up.

Seeing this, a few others started pushing their plates towards the two of them. Others however, like Volante, Emilia, Ded, Sky, Kai, Jet, and Combat, all gaped in shock before their stomachs started rumbling.

Hearing this caused Yveltal to turn around. However, by that time, most of the small foodstuffs were already in the twosome's stomachs.

"You puke, you eat it", Yveltal said harshly as Kavi came in covered in scars and bruises.

"Is that mutt possessed by Giratina!?" Kavi exclaimed, out of breath.

"10 minutes left!" Yveltal exclaimed before looking over at the heroes' side and seeing that all of their food was gone, except for Shade's that is…

"You!" Yveltal shouted, pointing to Ricky, frightening him. "Finish your friend's breakfast…"

"But-"

"No buts, or disqualification…"

Ricky whimpered as he looked at the now cold, bleeding heart on the plate next to him. Seeing his nervousness, Demenio sighed. "I'll do it for him…"

"As long as it's gone!"

"Thank you…" Ricky mouthed to him.

Demenio shrugged as he easily ate the cold, bloody heart, shocking Ricky, as well as a few others from both tables.

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"And I thought that Shade was the only bloodthirsty one…" Aldon commented, shocked as he held his stomach.

"While you idiots are watching the other team, you have only two minutes to finish your remaining food.

The villains were done for the most part. The only one not to finish so far for them were Kevin and Ray. Kevin finally finished his kidney waffle, while Ray took his time.

"Ray…" Razor growled.

Ray ignored him as he happily finished his bowl of Simisear kidney stones and blood, making the others shudder

"Okay...now that you all are finished, full, and hopefully suffering salmonella or stomach viruses, let's get started with the painful training…" said Kavi with a smirk.

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Everyone was at the gym against the wall. Kavi and Yveltal were on the other side, near the bleachers.

"Okay...why are we on this side?" asked Krack.

"Um...alli-gay-tor…" Ray started. "I think the better question is why they're next to CANNONS!"

Yveltal and Kavi were next to four cannons, all of them dripping something.

"Okay...the first test is a test of agility!" said Yveltal. "The last one of you standing gets your team a point."

"So...there are points now?" asked Volante.

Yveltal used Oblivion Wing, knocking him out immediately, causing Vina to gasp and check on him.

"Any more sarcastic remarks?"

"Okay, I'm not being sarcastic, I'm being legit…" said Flame. "What do the points do?"

"Well, butt-torch, the points will tell us who gets the advantage in the war at the end", Kavi answered. "Now, no more questions!"

"Like we said, last one standing wins and...we start now!" Yveltal said quickly, firing a ball of old ketchup at Ebony, getting him out immediately.

He growled and held his breath.

"Get to the bleachers stink wolf!"

Ebony sulked over to his team's side as some of them held their noses.

"Dodge you idiots!" Vile shouted as she dodged blobs of pudding, and another of spaghetti.

Almost immediately, M.P.S., Dew, Combat, Krack, and Hayden, due to his large and semi-wide bodies, got out by rotten fruits and vegetables while others continued dodging.

Laxish was really enjoying this challenge, as he constantly dove in front of others to get the food about to hit them.

"Tubby! Stop that now!" Kavi shouted, but Laxish ignored him.

"This is ridiculous!" Aylesha exclaimed as she dodged a frozen turkey that embedded itself in the back wall.

Seeing this, Nate smiled as he used Vine Whip to take the turkey and toss it towards one of the cannons. However, instead of getting blocked up and exploded like he wanted, it came back out with twice the power, along with a large mass of rotten banana peels. With it coming towards him, Nate jumped out of the way.

The large turkey and banana mass struck Darren, knocking him into Jason, who got hit with a can of spinach in the aftermath.

"Seal and head burn, get out!"

The two grumbled as they got off of the gym floor and got in their respective teams' bleachers.

"Archie...are you okay?" asked Sky as she was flying up while also avoiding being hit by the cannons.

Archie saw that both Flame and Otto were watching him and dodging the cannoned foods at the same time. Nevertheless, he started taking to her.

"Actually, I'm fucking-AHHHHHHHH!" he screamed as the high voltage shock went through him, scaring Sky and causing her to get hit by a blast of scalding hot cheese.

Archie gasped before growling as another shock went through him, causing him to be blasted by an extremely hot chili sauce. Adding insult to injury...the sauce included California Reapers and Ghost Peppers.

Archie's entire body turned a tint of red, but he only screamed in his mouth, making Flame smirk, distracting him and getting himself hit by mashed potatoes.

He growled.

"Loudspeaker head, old-ass bird, and ass burn...get to the sidelines!"

"Now...let's make this interesting…" said Kavi as two more cannons were added.

"Oh fuck my life…" Mason groaned.

"Well, I think I'm finished…" said Ray as he started to leave, only to be brought back by a vine.

"You're not going anywhere!" Nate said as Ray was hit by a bean pod.

"Off the court white lion number one!"

Ray smirked. "Now I am…" he said he left.

The cannons were being fired much more quicker, making things even more difficult than they were before.

Solis, Hope, and Carman were all still dodging quickly, along with Lila, Aylesha, and Vina. Vile, however, had a rather tough time, despite her being fast.

"This is so stupid..." Mai muttered as Giovanni got hit by a plate of fried chicken pasta.

"Blackbird, get away!"

Giovanni groaned and flew off the court.

Hex finally got out because of Mason dodging a whipped mushroom pie and making it hit him.

Somehow, Ded was doing well at dodging the foods, along with Emilia. It looked like the two were dancing, while also protecting themselves, Kyle, and Scarlett.

As a moldy pancake was launched towards Ricky, Laxish happily jumped and ate it before getting hit in the gut by a giant meatball, making him puke up some of his food and have it land on Hope, Aldon, Carman, Zayn and Solis.

Kavi and Yveltal both immediately laughed wildly, as some of the others looked in disgust and shock. The five that were hit all glared at Laxish.

"Okay,slut, bunny slut, plant slut, tree lizard, plate bug, and fatass, get out!"

They all growled, except for Laxish, who ran over to his team's side out of fright.

"Wow...I'm surprised that so many of you are still standing…."

"Does that mean it's over?" asked Piff, panting.

"Of course not...in fact...we have to change that!" said Yveltal as a large sticky bomb was launched from the cannon.

"Um….w-what is-"

BOOOOOOMMMMM!

The bomb exploded, sending chunky old soup across the court, hitting majority of the players.

"Now...let's see who's left now…" said Kavi, looking over the splattered contestants.

"You two are assholes!" Vile exclaimed, shaking her claws off.

"Shut up!" Yveltal exclaimed. "No more outbursts or both teams go to elimination at the end!"

Everyone decided to keep quiet, though most of them growled.

"Okay, everyone except...mushroom kangaroo, fried chicken, water weasel, slutty cat, generic dragon, ugly hydra, rock ghost, shark face, and dragonfly...get your asses to the bleachers!"

Almost everyone who got hit looked at who they called and saw that they were all either in corners or on the ceiling away from the explosion site, completely clean.

000

Flynn: HOW?!

000

As everyone that was hit got in the bleachers, the remaining nine looked at each other nervously.

"Okay...time for the last round..." said Kavi as two more cannons were added, making everyone's eyes widened.

"And...to make this interesting…" said Yveltal as he clapped his wings, causing Razor, Vina, Volante, Draco, and Vladimir drop onto the ground and into the wasted food on the ground.

"Um...are you guys gonna clean this up?!" asked Vina.

"Now, why would we do that?" asked Kavi. "With that food on the ground, it makes it harder for you to dodge...like this!"

A brown sauce-covered waffle shot out quickly, striking Vina, who slipped and made it hit Volante, making him groan.

"Generic, get off the court…"

Volante rolled his eyes as he saw Vina mouth 'sorry'. Yveltal and Kavi began firing very quickly, causing the remaining eight now to try to move back and forth without getting hit.

Draco, whose legs did not allow him to stand, saw a chance and pulled Vina down in front of himself to take a brown cake to the face.

"Dragonfly's out!"

Draco chuckled, while Vina growled. A few of the girls on her team saw that and glared at Draco as she walked up to them.

However, Draco's happiness was short-lived as a Magikarp hit him in the face.

"Ugly hydra's out!"

Razor grinned now that he was out, but he did not expect Draco to scoop up some of the food from the ground and hit him.

"Shark face is out!"

"WHAT?!"

The heroes began laughing, while the villains were all peeved at Draco. Vladimir was the only one left for his team and without levitating...he was a sitting duck.

"Fuck my life…"

However, instead going directly for him, Yveltal and Kavi fired wildly at the heroes, who had all stood together.

Lila, Aylesha, and Kai were all hit, leaving Jet, who dodged out of the way.

"Slutty cat, kangaroo, and chicken, off the court!" Yveltal exclaimed.

"Let that be a lesson!" Kavi added. "Don't get cocky and group all together under any circumstances when it comes to wars…"

"This isn't the war!" Mason exclaimed from the sidelines.

"What'd I say about outbursts!?" Yveltal shouted. "You all can thank your little lion friend 'cause now BOTH teams are going to elimination at the end of this!"

Everyone glared at Mason.

"Well, let's go then", said Jet as he found himself getting hit in the groin by a coconut.

"The villain side wins this first exercise!" said Kavi.

"Does that mean that this entire challenge is over and we can kick the shit out of Mason?!" asked Nate, cracking his knuckles, glaring at the white lion.

"No, the challenge is far from over…"

"Wait...you said that both teams are going to elimination!" Lila exclaimed. "There's no point!"

"We don't give a fuck", said Kavi. "We're continuing this challenge whether you wimps like it or not!"

"Now, go get yourselves cleaned up and meet us at the beach for your next exercise…"

Everyone groaned.

000

"This is complete and total bullshit!" Flynn growled as he and the other guys lined up at their bathroom to clean themselves up.

The ladies however, were all inside showering with ease.

-000-

"That little teal bastard is gonna regret puking on me!" Solis exclaimed as she scrubbed hard to get off the stains.

"Hey, you can't really blame him", said Lila, who was already cleaned up. "He got hit in the stomach pretty hard and it was an accident."

"Accident or not, he will pay!" Solis repeated.

Scarlett, Aylesha, Sky, Lila, Emilia, and Vile all exited the bathroom as the other girls continued to clean themselves up.

"Lucky…" they heard some of the guys mumble.

"They know that some of them can use our showers and we wouldn't give a fuck right?" asked Emilia.

"I do!" Scarlett exclaimed. "No offense, but I've seen plenty of shows and dealt with family to know that after guys are finished, your bathroom looks terrible and smells like too much musk…"

"Um...don't you live with the pie loving idiot, his girlfriend, and the dumbbell?" asked Vile.

"Kyle's not hairy and Wave used Water Gun to clean him and Carson. I pretty much have the bathroom to myself…"

The other girls' eyes widened.

-000-

Since only a few guys were coming out at a time, the guys that were outside were getting frustrated.

"ALL MAGGOTS REPORT TO THE BEACH IN 4 MINUTES OR RISK AUTOMATIC ELIMINATION!"

"Oh great, the stakes are higher now!" Demenio growled.

"...I wonder how Shade's doing…" Ricky commented as the line only moved up a little.

000

Shade was strapped to a table in a dark room with only a single light above him. Over his head was a large jug of orange juice that was slowly dripping on his head. He was unmoving, as the liquid continuously dripped on his head, slowly driving him more and more insane.

He was a good job at attempting to keep it in though…

000

"Okay, fuck this…" said Aldon as he went into the girls' restroom, earning looks of shock from the other guys.

Aldon looked underneath all of the shower doors until he saw Hope's legs. Smiling, he went inside, shocking her.

"Aldon, what are you doing?!" she whisper shouted.

"Oh, four minutes 'till automatic elimination really makes you take risks…" said Aldon as he started scrubbing himself off with a loofah on the side on the wall.

"Well, I guess I'm done, anyway…" said Hope before she smiled at him. "Why don't I help you with that?"

"Hope...four minutes, well...like three minutes now.." Aldon reiterated as he finished his front side.

"Not like that", she said with a giggle. "I'll just help you get your back!"

"Well, that'd be appreciated then…"

Hope rolled her eyes as she took the loofah and started scrubbing his back off. "You always automatically think dirty…"

"Not my fault I know you…" Aldon joked.

"TWO MINUTES LEFT MAGGOTS!"

"Oh shit!" Aldon exclaimed as he and Hope immediately ran out, followed by the other girls and a few of the guys.

"Okay screw this, I'll just jump in the ocean!" Nate said as he followed the others.

"I got an idea!" said Kyle.

"If it involves pie, we don't want to hear it", said Kevin.

Kyle rolled his eyes before using Hydro Pump on everyone around him.

000

"3, 2, 1…" said Kavi as everyone made it to the beach.

"Wow...right on time", said Yveltal.

"Yeah…" Archie panted. "Automatic elimination threats can do that to us…"

"Whatever…" said Yveltal. "Now, this exercise will involve you all competing this obstacle course…"

The others saw that the course consisted of large, doughnut 'tires' up to a large spiked wall. On the opposite side, there was a table with a large line of a pale, organ-esque object. After that, there was a dive into a brown substance, followed by a crawl underneath a electrified net. At the end there was booth. After the booth, there was a rope swing to the large bowl of bloody, raw meat.

Everyone's eyes were wide, as Ricky fainted.

"Now, this course will show us whose team has the most endurance…"

"Now, the course consists of the doughnut tires, which are all sticky and able to trip anyone up. After that, you must climb the spike wall, while the spikes retract and withdraw constantly. After that, you must chow down on 6-feet of Rapidash rectum…"

"Oh what the hell-" Dew groaned.

"QUIET OTTER!" Yveltal shouted. "Continue…"

"As I was saying…" Kavi continued. "After you finish the 6-feet of rectum, you have to dive into the fecal matter and dive down to retrieve a key. Once you're out, you have to crawl under the electric net. Once you're done with that...you have to unlock the booth, where you have to simply do what the sign inside says. After that, it's a simple rope swing over the California Ghost Sauce and into the meat to end."

"Three players from each team with do this challenge", said Yveltal. "The team who completes this the fastest gets a point."

"Now, hurry the fuck up and choose your players", said Kavi.

-000-

"Okay...I think that Laxish-"

"Stop right there", said Mason. "You really want to put him in a situation that involves endurance? Really?"

"Then who the hell else do you think will be able to eat the Rapidash ass, 'cause I'm pretty sure all of us wouldn't like that…" Lila growled.

"Um...you do remember that we have Kai, Jet, and Combat right?" asked Volante.

"Sorry, out of service", said Kai. "We've done this shit for years and frankly….I'm sick of it."

"Well, they have a point", said Darren. "So...who's gonna go?"

Flame eyed Archie, who was sitting annoyedly in the sad away from the others, with Sky going next to him.

"Archie can go!"

"WHAT?!" he exclaimed before receiving the painful shock he always did.

"Flame, he has that collar around his neck!" Ded said. "He'll end up messing up if it goes off!"

"Come on, he's been gone and he needs to start putting in more hard work!" Flame explained.

"Well…" Piff started. "Now, he has a point."

"So, whaddya say Arch?"

Archie growled before getting shocked again. "Fine…" he seethed.

000

Archie: RRRAHHHHH! *punches hole in the wall*

000

Sky: Okay, something is seriously wrong here. I know Flame had a dislike of Archie and vice-versa, but now it seems like Archie is going along with him...BECAUSE OF THE COLLAR!

I need to figure out what's going on...

000

Flame: *laughing maniacally*

000

"Okay...so that's Archie", said Lila. "We still need more agile people…"

"Um...I guess I can go…" said Ricky, who had recovered from fainting.

"Dude...you fainted a few seconds ago, I'll go instead", said Demenio.

"NO!" Ricky shouted, shocking him. "You've helped me too much, it's my turn to do stuff on my own."

"Alright, if you say so…"

"Okay, so Archie, Ricky, and-"

"I'll go…" said Emilia. "Might as well show some girl power."

Lila smirked. "Alright...let's do this!"

-000-

"Alright, this is simple, Krack, Nate, and Zayn will go, end of story", said Giovanni.

"And why is that mafia misfit?" asked Krack, folding his arms while glaring at the Honchkrow.

"Well, yous two need to participate more and be seen", Giovanni said, looking at Nate and Zayn, who rolled their eyes.

"And you-" he continued, looking at Krack. "Since you're...y'know-"

"Yeah?"

"Let's just say some sections will be very easy for you", said Giovanni.

Krack growled.

000

Krack: Why...the fuck...does everyone keep using my sexuality for jokes and to get me to do challenges?!

Next time that happens, someone's head is coming off!

000

"Okay, you all have your players, so now, the course will begin", said Kavi. "You morons will go one at a time for each team. And since they suck...the heroes will go first out of pity…"

"Wonderful…" Piff muttered.

"Alright...yellow fox, you go first", said Yveltal.

Ricky sighed as he walked towards the start.

"Alright, you'd better set the bar high or else your team will hate you!"

Ricky scoffed and shook his head.

"GO!"

Ricky started running and carefully navigated himself across two of the doughnuts before getting stuck to one and falling on his face, getting stuck again. He struggled to pull himself up and once he did, he was a sticky mess.

He climbed out of the doughnut section, with sand getting stuck to his paws as he went to the wall.

As a spike protruded from the wall, Ricky decided to try to get up it, which would be easy with the sticky substance from the doughnuts, but the sand on his paws made it difficult and slippery for him to hold on to.

Eventually, he got a good grip, but by then the spike began retracting, making him quickly jump to another and slip off. He fell back on the ground with a thud and groaned in pain from the crash.

He immediately got up again, his head swimming. He shakily got on a different spike and started climbing again

Pretty soon, he made it close to the top and held his head, still recovering from the fall. He went up another spike immediately as he felt the spike he was sitting on start moving. Once he made it to the top, he jumped off the other side of the wall and landed on his legs, then his stomach.

He whimpered softly as he was hit with another head rush. He slowly stood up and got up to the table, where he saw the long length of rectum.

He gulped as he sniffed it. The scent was repulsive, especially since it was raw and uncooked.

Ricky breathed before tasting a tiny bit and immediately throwing up a little bit in his mouth.

"Suck it up!" Kavi shouted. "You're 3 minutes in!"

Hearing this, Ricky held his breath and started eating the half foot of rectum. He gagged continuously and had to stop numerous times to allow it to go down. After an extra minute, he was down to the last two inches.

Ricky looked sick as he slowly ate the last of the rectum. With a low burp, he staggered to the next obstacle. He looked at the pool of what they said was fecal matter and judging by the smell, they were absolutely correct.

Ricky nearly threw up at the scent as the memory of the rectum he had just eaten started entering his head more vividly. He swallowed the puke that was about to come out and held his breath again as he dove into the hole of waste. Once he reemerged, he started crying a bit.

"Stop crying maggot!" Yveltal shouted. "You have 7 minutes, keep going!"

"Please! I want to stop!" Ricky shouted.

"RICKY KEEP GOING!" he heard Demenio shout. "I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT, DUDE! THINK ABOUT LEVI!"

Hearing all of that didn't help Ricky much, as he was still swimming in rancid fecal matter. However, he shuddered and dove under it.

After a few seconds, he reemerged holding a key and almost completely brown. He weeped softly as he started crawling underneath the electric net, which didn't affect him, due to being an Electric-type.

Ricky made it to the end and entered the booth, using the key to unlock it first. Once inside, he saw a sign that said to stare at a dot on the wall. Once the dot appeared, Ricky did as the sign instructed, only to have lemon juice squirted in his eyes, making him yelp and coincidentally exit the booth on the opposite side.

Through his stinging eyes, Ricky eyed the rope swing and meat and sighed in relief. He ran to the rope and swung across before landing into the meat.

"Wow...9 minutes 43 seconds…" said Kavi. "You fucking suck, you pathetic fox!"

Ricky ignored the comments as he jumped into the ocean to get the poop and lemon juice off of him.

000

Ricky: Okay...I proved myself...now...I'M NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN!

000

Ricky went back to his team's side, the smell and taste of poop was still on him.

"You did good Rick", Demenio said, leading Ricky to nuzzle him.

Demenio was shocked, but accepted it.

"Okay, lean gecko, get your ass to the start…"

Zayn groaned as he went towards the start.

"Good luck", Carman whispered as he nodded.

"Alright, get ready….and...GO!"

Zayn took off and leapt over the doughnuts with ease before instantly climbing up the wall without the use of the spikes, due to him being a gecko. He hopped down the other side of the wall and went to the table with the rectum.

This, was when he began moving slower.

"Pick up the pace!" Kavi shouted. "You're just 45 seconds in!"

Hearing that, Zayn chuckled before nervously eyeing the rectum again. Then, using Leaf Blade, he chopped the organ into separate pieces. It may have been small, but it was still disgusting nonetheless. Zayn ate the first two inches, almost throwing up as he did so, then he ate the final four pieces all together, prompting him even more.

However, he swallowed it all before panting and having his stomach rumble. "Fuck my life…" he groaned as he moved on.

He hesitantly dove into the fecal pool, so he climbed underneath slowly, shuddering as he did so. He began diving underneath it and after feeling a lot of non-key objects, he finally found a key and reemerged while scrubbing his hands off on the sand as he proceeded to come out.

Once he climbed out of the pit, he started crawling underneath the electric net. Narrowly escaping electrocution, he was just 2 minutes and 34 seconds in as he made his way to the booth.

He unlocked the booth and went inside. "Okay...so what the hell is-AHHHHH!" he yelled as the lemon juice was sprayed in his eyes as well. He kicked the door of the booth and exited it angrily as he wandered towards the rope swing. He ran towards the rope and swung across with ease.

"3 minutes 2 seconds!"

"Good, now I'm going to the showers, AGAIN!" Zayn growled as he started walking off.

"Whatever", said Yveltal.

Ricky, hearing their attitude towards the subject, instinctively ran after Zayn.

"Okay, the only girl that was tough enough to do this is next…" said Kavi, causing the other girls to either glare at him, or ignore him.

"Kiss for luck?" she asked Ded.

They shared a quick kiss before she headed to the start.

"Alright...go!"

Emilia started hopping through the doughnuts. She tripped on one of the third ones and got the sticky substance on her fur.

She groaned as she stood up, but then she remembered something from watching Ricky. Once she made it to the spike wall, she used the sticky substance to her advantage by helping her climb.

She grabbed onto a protruding spike and climbed up as it started retracting again. She jumped onto another one, with the sticky substance still helping her out. Soon enough, as the clock reached 1 minute, 30 seconds, she finally made it to the top. She slowly climbed down and hung off of the edge of the wall before dropping back down into the sand.

Once she made it to the rectum, she held her breath as she started eating it. Because of this, she was not having that hard of a time and within 45 seconds, she was finished.

"Wow, I would think that the fag would eat the ass the fastest…" Swift commented, causing Krack to growl.

"Hey, we don't know how Krack's gonna do, maybe he will…" Ray added before Krack lunged at him.

Emilia emerged out of the poop pit gripping a key. She started crawling underneath the net, getting shocked a few time as she tried to hurry.

"3 minutes 2 seconds!" Yveltal shouted.

Emilia made it to the to the booth and got sprayed in the eyes before she ran towards the rope and swung across. Once she landed in the meat, she immediately crawled out.

3 minutes 59 seconds!"

Emilia smiled as she started going towards the showers.

"Alright, croc, you're next!"

Krack was busy trying to strangle Ray, but he left him unconscious as he grumpily made his way to the start.

"Alright….GO!"

Krack immediately started running and tried to jump over the doughnuts, but his legs touched the last one, making him fall on his face with the doughnut getting stuck to his feet.

He growled before shaking it off and once it was off and he stood up, sand was stuck to his feet, similar to Ricky.

He groaned before he started climbing. Using his claws, he started gripping onto the spikes of the wall as he continued up. He slipped on a few other spikes due to the sand, but with the clock passing the 1 minute mark, he continued and he jumped over the wall, landing on the ground hard.

"Typical...on his knees before the ass…" Mason chuckled.

Krack growled fiercely and due to his large maw, he ate the rectum will little difficulty before moving onto the pit of poo.

He jumped into it feet first and using his feet, he moved around to feel for a key. Once he felt something metallic, he rose his leg up with a bit of difficulty, but he grabbed the key and started towards the other side. Once he was there, he climbed out and started crawling underneath the electric fence, which would not do anything to him due to his typing. Once he made it out, he went to the booth and unlocked it.

He stepped inside and looked at the dot on the wall like the sign said. Krack got sprayed in the eyes, but thanks to the covering on his eyes, he smirked and left out with ease.

He went to the rope swing, but due to his large size, the pole for the rope bent a bit, make his tail and feet dip into the extremely hot sauce, making him scream out.

He landed in the meat, which cool him down a tad bit, but not a lot.

"4 minutes even!" Yveltal exclaimed.

Krack wiped a brow.

"How was the Rapidash ass?!" he heard, making him growl and run towards Ray.

"Okay...so far the villain team has...6 minutes 2 seconds, while the heroes suck ass with over 9 minutes."

Demenio sighed as Ricky came back over to hear that.

"Well, villains as long as your last player finishes this within like five or four minutes, you're solid", said Kavi. "The heroes are next…"

Archie groaned as he walked forward with a dismal look. Sky sympathized with him and got worried.

Flame saw this and frowned. "Sky, you have to worry about yourself. You two aren't dating anymore, so you have nothing holding you back…"

Sky looked back at Flame before looking down. "Fine…"

Flame smiled.

"Alright...GO!"

"AND NO FLYING, SMARTY PANTS!"

Archie groaned as he was shocked, making him drop. He shakily got up before getting shocked again.

Getting fed up, he started walking across the doughnuts, getting sticky from them. Once he made it across without getting something stuck to him, he leapt towards the wall, which happened to have a spike coming out, making him hit it and fall on his back.

He growled before beginning to climb up again. This time, he made his way up. Flame smiled as he pressed the button in secret, making Archie growl, but continue going. Once he made it over the wall, he looked at the rectum before beginning to eat it.

He got shocked again, making him swallow the whole thing and almost choke on it. He pulled it out hard and started breathing again. He started chewing it again and eventually finished it.

Archie jumped into the pool and got shocked yet again, making him growl angrily, especially since there was partially water in the pit.

He shuddered before climbing out with a key in his left hind foot. He started crawling underneath the net with an angry glare.

He unlocked the booth and went inside, only to be sprayed in the eyes. After that, he ran towards the rope aimlessly and ended up falling into the hot sauce pool. He screamed as he quickly climbed out and climbed into the meat.

"Well...that was 5 minutes and 29 seconds of my life I'll never get back…" said Kavi. "And since it's obvious that the villains win this again, we're gonna be nice and move onto the lunch portion.

Everyone sighed in relief, but no one more than Nate.

"Alright, back to the mess hall maggots!"

000

"Two challenges in a row…" said Flynn. "How does it feel losers!?"

"We both still go to elimination at the end, so shut the fuck up!" Aylesha shouted back.

"I just want this day to be over already…" said Ricky, who was laying his head down on the table.

"I'm sure we all do, Ricky…" said Darren, who was laying on the floor.

M.P.S. and Laxish were given all of the food, like at breakfast.

"Don't you guys think we should actually eat?" asked Emilia.

"When they give us actual food!" Dew retorted, pushing his tuna fish that had bones and wings inside of it towards M.P.S.

"Yeah, plus that breakfast still isn't sitting well for some of us…" said Vile.

"Ugh...don't remind me…" said Mai. "Luckily we got a break to get cleaned up internally and externally…"

Archie was laying his head down as Sky went over to him. "You good?"

Archie didn't respond, as he only got shocked yet again. "FUCK YOU!" he shouted across the table towards the other team, startling Sky.

Sky looked over and she saw that Otto was watching him.

000

Sky: That...bastard...RAAAAAAHHHHH!

He always has to ruin his life! I am going to-

*outside* Sky…

Sky growled.

000

"Alright! Back to the beach maggots!"

"Already?!" asked Jason. "Que era mucho menos de lo que era la última vez…"

"We don't speak your language ape boy, we only accept and appreciate English…"

"Now, let's go!" said Kavi.

000

There were several mats on the beach floor, replacing the course that they'd seen minutes before. In front of the mats was a large television screen.

"Um...what's with the-"

"Don't start the questions, we're about to explain…" said Kavi.

"Hold on, where the fuck is my brother?" asked Demenio. "And notice, the question did not pertain to the challenge…"

"Oh, right, we forgot about that fucker…" said Yveltal. "Go fetch him Kavi, might as well have everyone here for this exercise and the war after…"

"What about the snacks?!" Laxish asked.

"Whatever!"

Kavi disappeared and reappeared with Shade, whose eyes were completely red. Demenio's eyes widened. "Please tell me-"

Shade growled in a way that no one had heard before once he was approached by Demenio. Demenio glared back at him.

000

Demenio: Well...we're fucked…

He's at the point of no return…

000

Shade: *howls eerily*

000

"Now, this challenge will see how fit you are and if you're not fit….you're in trouble", said Kavi.

"The screen will display an exercise and you all must do the exercise in the time given", Yveltal explained. "Failure to do so will result in...well...you'll see…"

"Last one standing wins the last three points..." said Kavi.

"Wait...why is this-"

"Shut up!" Yveltal shouted. "Just get on a mat!"

Shade prepared to lunge at him, but Demenio grabbed him by the scruff of his neck.

"Memories…" he mumbled as he set Shade down next to himself and Ricky. Shade prepared to lunge again, but Demenio gave him a death glare, making him more hesitant as he got over it.

"Okay...we'll begin now", said Kavi as he turned on the television screen.

'This exercise tape will train you to be the toughest of the tough, so pay close attention….'

"This should be easy…" said Lila. "I exercise at home with Jesse all of the time."

"NO TALKING!"

'First exercise...all females, if there are any, get into the downward dog position...'

"Um...what?" Aylesha asked.

"So...basically-"

"QUIET!"

Lila bend down with her bottom in the air as a picture popped on the screen showing them what to do. Pretty soon, all of the girls were in this position.

"Well...I certainly like this view…" Hayden said chuckled.

"Pervs…" Piff scoffed.

'Okay girls, ease up'

Upon hearing that, the girls all rose up, some throwing smirks towards certain guys and others glaring.

'Now, all males, if there are any, please perform a backbend'

"You gotta be kidding me!" Nero exclaimed.

"Not all of us can bend that way!" Hex shouted.

Archie, Flame, Otto, Kai, Jet, Combat, Ded, Nate, Zayn, Hayden, Krack, Razor, Nero, and Jason were the only guys able to complete it without almost breaking something. Despite that, they all still felt extreme pain.

"So, what do we-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Volante yelled as he and the other guys that could feel it were electrocuted.

"You losers are all out", said Kavi.

"You try it!" Mason shouted.

"I don't have to", said Kavi with a sadistic chuckle.

"And there are twelve heroes to the villains' fourteen", said Yveltal. "Why am I not surprised…."

"Fuck you!" Flame shouted as he got electrocuted.

"Now the heroes have eleven because of that outburst", said Yveltal.

"Come on!" Flame growled before leaving.

'Alright guys, ease up'

The guys all collapsed immediately, panting.

"I hate my life…" Nate groaned.

'Alright, now that everyone is limber, let us get into the exercise...'

"That's all the stretching? That can't be-" Lila started before Emilia covered her mouth quickly before Yveltal said something.

'Now, the first exercise will be steak push ups...'

Almost everyone's eyes widened as five steaks appeared on everyone's backs, making them scream as Aldon chuckled.

'20 steak push ups with one minute will be required before we move on to the next exercise…and...begin'

Everyone started their push ups, with the others watching in amusement. Some were watching without a hitch, while others were aiming to make their team win.

Kai had already finished his push ups in record time, causing his mat to change to the color green. Jet finished after him, making his mat change as well.

"That was easier than I thought…" he commented.

Kai shrugged, making Jet sigh.

Archie finished his exercise and stood up as his mat turned green. Otto got up after him, shockingly, followed by Sky.

39...38...37…

The clock continued ticking away, with some of the girls having a tough time due to either their body structure or the burning sensation still going on on their backs.

Surprisingly, Lila finished with a smile.

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Lila: Jesse taught me a trick to do pushups. All he had to do was set my legs right...then it turned into something else. *blush*

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Others started to finish as well, leaving Aylesha, Krack, Mai, Vina, and Scarlett.

As Krack prepared to finish his-

"I wonder how Krack goes to the gym without getting attracted to others around him-"

Hearing that, Krack ran towards Mason and started attacking him as the time ran out.

'Time is up...'

Aylesha, Scarlett, and Mai all received the shock, while Krack and Vina were unscathed.

"The five of you are out!" Kavi exclaimed as the five of them flew to the sidelines with the guys. Scarlett nuzzled Kyle, while the others just stood beside them.

'Okay, the next exercise will be jump rope'

"Yes...something easy!" Archie groaned.

Kavi and Yveltal smirked at each other.

Two poles with a string of licorice between them rose between each mat.

"Licorice?" asked Vile. "Run outta ideas?"

'The exercise shall continue for 1 minute and 30 seconds. No errors will be accepted…'

"Um...what does that mean?" asked Razor.

"You'll see", said Kavi.

The licorice ropes started moving and everyone made it over the first jump. As the time continued, the jump rope started going faster.

Pretty soon, before the 30 second mark was even finished, Hayden had got tripped up and got electrocuted and felt heat from the the licorice rope.

"What the hell?!"

"What?" asked Zayn as he tripped as well as got burned by the licorice rope, shortly after, he got electrocuted and burned again as the licorice looped around again. "AH! FUCK!"

"Oh, don't overreact…" said Vile as she came up short when jumping and the licorice contacted her leg, making her scream and jump before getting electrocuted as well.

Archie eyed Otto, who went out of his way to push Sky, making her trip and get electrocuted and burned.

Archie shoved Otto after jumping. Otto got burned and electrocuted, making Sky smile.

Both Flame and Otto glared and hit their buttons at almost the same time. Flame however, because he was close to others, did it behind his back.

Archie screamed out before getting burned by the licorice and electrocuted by the mat. He twitched and started panting in rage.

"Arch-" He flew off, cutting Sky off. Flame chuckled in his mind.

'The exercise is now over'

"You fucking bastard!" she shouted. "Do you have any idea what you're doing to him!?"

"I do...but why do you care?" asked Otto. "You broke up with him. So...you really shouldn't be saying anything, since it's none of your concern…"

"NONE OF MY-"

"Moving on", said Yveltal.

'The next exercise will involve you doing sit-ups while being pulled down by pasta...'

"Okay, this is just getting retarded!" Jet shouted.

Yveltal got him shocked. "And the heroes are down to six…"

"Okay, you are just being unfair!" Piff shouted, earning her a shock.

"That's five, any more outbursts?"

"Yes!" Ray said from the sidelines.

Ded got shocked, leaving the remaining heroes speechless. Some of the heroes glared at Ray and prepared to attack him, but the other villains got in their way and they did not want a large fight...at least not yet.

"Okay heroes, now you're down to four…" said Yveltal.

"And we're done", said Kai. "The other team already won two out of three, so doing this bullshit is pointless…"

"Kai! It's three points, remember!?" Hex shouted.

"I don't think you don't seem to notice that the bird of death and wannabe legend are treating our team like shit!" Kai exclaimed. "We're the ones getting insulted...so it's obvious that they favor the villains. Plus, we both lose at the end anyway, so just drop it…"

Everyone was shocked.

"Wow, that's the most I've heard outta him", said Hope, standing up.

"Yeah…" Emilia agreed as she was shocked for standing back up.

"What did I tell ya?!"

"Okay fried chicken, you have a point, but we're still continuing…"

"No we're not…" Combat piped in. "A lot of us are tired, annoyed, and hungry for REAL FOOD. So, you're gonna give us a NORMAL snack and then let us do the damn elimination bullshit that you should have done earlier, but didn't because you two are the main legends who 'beat it' to torture…"

"Why you little-"

Combat used Rock Slide, crushing both of them underneath the rocks.

"OKAY! FINE!" Yveltal shouted.

Everyone cheered.

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Everyone was back in the mess hall. The snacks were all the same this time, chips and soda.

"Wow Combat, that was awesome!" Kyle said.

"I gotta admit, I didn't expect that from you…" said Razor as Draco floated beside him, prompting him to use Dragon Claw.

Combat shrugged.

"I'm just glad this is over", said Aylesha as she laid her head down next to Nate.

"I...don't think so.." said Demenio, looking at Shade, who was staring out of the window, his eyes still completely red.

"Um...j-just a quick question…" said Swift. "What exactly is wrong with that mutt…"

"Well-"

"Call me a mutt again...and you wake up with your goods down your throat…" they heard a demonic voice state.

"W-Who the hell said that?" asked Vina.

"Who do you think?" asked Demenio, gesturing to Shade yet again.

"Why do I have a feeling that this is going be season three all over again?" asked Dew.

"Um...because that may be a possibility", Demenio explained sheepishly. "When he's like this...he's worse than Ray was that season."

"Well...looks like we know who we're gonna eliminate tonight…" said Mason.

"Yes...that makes perfect sense; send a now consistently murderous madman back to his wife and son and possibly never hear from them again…" Lila said sarcastically. "That'll be great…"

"Well do you want to keep him here?!" Mason exclaimed.

"Well...Demenio fixed him when they were younger, maybe he can do it again…" Ricky said.

"That took months, though…" said Demenio.

"Just fix it!" Giovanni exclaimed as he and a few others started leaving.

"Well...this is going to be interesting…" said Emilia as she looked around and saw that Sky was gone. Flame saw this as well and growled.

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Sky flew towards the cabins and saw that Archie was laying in a bunk. Hearing the door open, Archie growled.

"Archie?"

After recognizing who it was, he got up slowly. "What?"

"Can you tell me what's going on?"

"Isn't it obvious?" asked Archie. "My life is still a joke and a waste of this world. Good thing you dumped me, you don't have to worry about it…"

"Archie, stop that!"

"Stop what?"

"Moping around and acting like everything is your fault!" Sky emphasized. "You know that none of the stuff you are saying is true!"

"Then why is that I'm always treated like that!?" Archie shouted. "I have a fucking shock collar around my neck that cannot be broken, melted, anything! This thing is stuck to me until that fucking bastard-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Archie punched the wall, created a large wall. "FUCK MY LIFE!"

Sky was getting fed up with his attitude. "You are really getting on my nerves talking about that and saying that!"

"...I'M getting YOUR nerves?" Archie asked. "Okay...fine…you want me to stop talking about how my life is shit?"

"Archie…"

"Or how even if I get something that I really like and appreciate, someone else has to ruin it for me?"

"Archie…" she growled.

"Or how no one will ever care for me like you did!?"

She huffed. "Archie...I'm sorry that you feel like everyone is out to get you...BUT COMPLAINING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH ISN'T GOING TO HELP!"

And with that, Archie shut down. Sky realized what she'd just said, but…

"Archie, I-"

He gained an angry glare and exited the cabins, flying off to who knows where.

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Sky: Great...just great…

I should've have bothered him!

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"Okay...so what are we going to do?" asked Solis to the Grand Alliance.

"What do you mean?" asked Hope.

"Well...I was thinking that...since you said that I could talk to you whenever I needed...I, well...we-" she started, looking at Jason. "-could join your alliance…"

"Oh, more members?" asked Vladimir. "Well, this'll be an easy game for us now…"

"Hopefully…" said Zayn.

"So...what do you say?" asked Solis.

The girls smiled. "Of course you can join…"

Jason and Solis smiled back.

"So, what's the plan amigos?" asked Jason.

"Well, Flynn said to get rid of Nate because of his unlikability, lack of care for the team, and just overall uselessness…and knowing Mew and Dick-tini...Ray's ass will be saved in one way or another... " Vile explained.

"Oh, well…" said Carman. "If that's the case, I'm in…"

"I thought you thought he was cute…" said Hope.

"Oh, I'm over that", said Carman, making Zayn raise a brow.

"So, Nate's the choice?" asked Aldon.

"Looks like it…" said Vladimir. "Luckily, we won't have to deal with Eredar if he comes out…"

Everyone looked at him confused.

"Oh right...the only newbie among this group…" Vladimir realized. "Ignore what I said…"

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"Alright", Mew said, looking at both teams and seeing Kavi and Yveltal in the peanut gallery. "The votes have been casted, and based on performance…..we're gonna do the heroes first…

"The one you all chose to eliminate was…

...Mason!"

"YES!" Mason cheered. "Get me the fuck out here!"

"Hold up there slick…" said Victini. "For the villains...you all chose to eliminate…

...Nate!"

"WHAT?!" Nate and Aylesha exclaimed simultaneously.

"Wow, two nuisances…" said Ray. "Not surprising…"

"No, what's surprising is that both you and your brother aren't getting the boot!" Ded exclaimed.

"Oh no, the real surprise is this!" Mew exclaimed. "These two...are switching teams!"

"WHAT?!" everyone exclaimed.

"YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING!" Mason exclaimed. "Please! Leave me alone!"

"Sorry...them's the breaks!"

Aylesha squealed as Nate came up next to her with a smile.

"Welcome aboard Nate…" said Volante.

"Why thank you…"

"I hate my life…" Mason groaned.

"Wait...so you mean to tell us that there isn't an elimination!?" Kavi exclaimed.

"Nope...so you two are still here for nothing", said Victini. "Run along now…"

"Oh, we are going to get you two", Yveltal growled.

"Yeah yeah, now beat it", said Victini as the two returned to the hall. "You all too…"

"And before we forget...who's going to Skull Island!?" asked Mew. "And there needs to be two again because we forgot last time and both of your teams lost."

"I'll give it a shot", said Volante.

"Oh, I'll go too", said Vina, making Razor growl softly.

"Alright, Vina and Volante, you two head to Skull Island…" said Mew.

"And because both teams lost...no one gets to go to the lounge!"

"Then where the hell do we sleep?!" asked Ebony.

"Well, since the villains did better according to Yveltal and Kavi...you all get the normal cabins...but heroes...you get to sleep in the haunted house."

"You're joking, right?!" Darren asked, hysterically.

"We're not…" said Victini. "Sweet dreams…"

Shade chuckled darkly as he and the other heroes sadly made their way to the haunted house.

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"Ahh….it's so good to be back…" said Victini as he sat on the couch in their trailer.

"I bet…" said Mew, somewhat dismally.

"Aw...don't be like that buddy…" said Victini. "Now that I'm back and fueled by some of that Dark Aura...things are going to be a bit more interesting…"

"Oh boy…"

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Too much stuff to process in one chap, so….I hope you enjoyed, lol. I'll see you all next time on Total Pokemon: All-Stars! See ya guys, BYE!