Philippines+Hetalia: Gakuen Days Ch. 8
Semester Exams
"What did you make on your report card, Vietnam?" Taiwan asks as she tries to catch a sneak peek at her grades.
"I made all A's but one B." Vietnam sighs.
"That's better than mine." Taiwan replies. "I made all A's and two B's. The shame I feel."
"All-A's, losers!" Korea flashes his perfect score to everyone. "But don't worry, maybe next time you top the master!"
As Korea stands on top of his desk, arrogantly, Japan walks up and points at his report card score.
"It's all one hundreds!" Someone exclaims. Everyone in the class give Japan a round of
applause.
"How were your grades?" Taiwan turns to Philippines, who is by the way, sulking at her desk. "Philippines…?"
Philippines slowly pushes her test grade towards her. Taiwan takes it and looks at it.
"F's!?"
(You are now imagining Hetalia's opening theme song)
"Th-that's...um...a…" Taiwan stutters.
"What did she make?" Korea snatches the paper from Taiwan. He reads it, pause, and breaks out in a hysterical laughter. "That's terrible!"
"Korea!" Vietnam slaps him in the arm. Beside her is Taiwan (who is still in shock over the horrendous report.) "I'm sure it can't be that terrible." Vietnam looks over the grades while she reads them out loud:
"Asian History: 75, Art: 80, English: 64, Math: 56, Economics: 54, Science: 68, World History: 47... dang that is atrocious."
"Shut up!" Philippines cries, finally gathering what's left of her pride to raise her head. "My grades are so bad that my last hope is to pass the semester test or take all those classes again."
"Oh poor Philippines," Korea says. "Poor stupid, stupid Philippines."
"Life has no meaning anymore." Philippines says with dread.
"Well, your life has no meaning. I mean, look at your grades." Korea smirks.
"You aren't helping!" Vietnam whacks Korea upside the head with her paddle.
"What's going on here?" Japan joins the party. Korea flashes him Philippines' failure. The grades are so bad and shocking, they almost made Japan faint. "Wh-who's report card is that?"
The Asians point an accusing finger at the filipina.
"Philippines...wha...this is...uh... Philippines…" He walks to her and pats her on the shoulder. "I have the rope in my locker if you want to hang yourself."
"Japan!" Taiwan pushes him aside. "Don't worry Philippines. Me and Vietnam will help you study for the semester test."
"Me!?" Vietnam exclaims.
"Yes you!" she says. "We'll make sure you pass that test for sure."
=Taiwan "Hetalia"=
"Here we are." Taiwan sets downs a five story high pile of books. "All we need to study for that test."
"All of that!?" Philippines cries. "Do you know how many of forests must of died to make all of those. The whole African jungle must have be chopped down to produce these books."
Taiwan flicks Philippines on the ear. "Stop whining. If we start now we can finish pile of English books by midnight."
"Those are just English books." the distress country fails her arms in despair. "I should have taken Japan up on that rope idea."
"It's be okay Philly." Vietnam sets down some tea. Then she takes a books from the pile and opens it. "We should get started."
After a hour of Taiwan going what is a verb, noun, adverb, and adjective, Philippines slowly begins to break.
"'While a verb describes what the noun is doing, an adjective describes the verb.'" Taiwan quotes the text book. As Taiwan goes on and on about vers, Philippines taps her pencil.
"Examples of verbs are run,jump, speak and etc…" Philippines taps her pencil faster.
"Watch as I use a verb in a sentence." Philippines then furiously throws her pencil so hard that it lodges itself on the wall space next to Taiwan.
"Is anyone hunger, I'm hungry!" Philippines walks away from the situation like it never happened.
"I almost died by pencil and all you could say is 'Is any anyone hungry?'!" Taiwan screams at her.
The filipina once again ignores the screaming country. "Vietnam, do you want cake?"
"N-no." Vietnam is still recovering from the pencil-used-as-death-dagger incident
"Yes you do." Philippines smiles. "I'll go make some."
"But I don't want…"
"You don't know what you want!" Philippines gets in Vietnam face. "I know what you want and you want cake!"
"O-okay…"
=Vietnam "Hetalia"=
"So how was studying?" Japan asks the two dead looking countries. Taiwan and Vietnam have bags under their eyes and they have a dead aura about them.
"We learned nothing." Taiwan starts to relay the events that happened the previous night.
"After an hour, Philippines had someone kind of break down and tried to kill me with a pencil. Then she went to bake Vietnam a cake that she didn't even want. Whenever we tried to coax her out of the kitchen, she would just throw salt at us and say 'Begon demon!'"
"But the cake was good." Vietnam comments.
"At least we got an hour in of studying." Taiwan says.
"Well about that... " Vietnam avoids Taiwan's stare. "Me and Philippines spent that hour playing tic-tac-toe so we didn't really pay attention to you."
"There goes hours of my youth."
"Hey guys." Philippine enters. Taiwan suddenly grabs Philippines' collar and begin to fiercely shake her.
"GIVE ME BACK MY YOUTH!" she yells.
"What?!" Philippines pulls away from the deranged girl.
"My life!" Taiwan starts hysterically crying.
"Your life!" Philippines exclaims. "What about me! No thanks to you, I got no studying done."
"Well I oughtta…" with no good end to that sentence, Japan interrupts the raging Asian.
"How about I help you, Miss Philippines." he says.
"Really, you would do that!" Philippine gives Japan a big hug. "That's great!"
"Good luck trying to help that blockhead."
The doorbell rings and Philippine hurries to answer it. Standing at the doorway is Japan. In his arms is a computer and a few books.
"Hey Japan, come in." Philippines leads Japan in the room. In World Academy the normal rules of not allowing the opposite sex in the dorms don't apply. "I see you didn't bring a lot of books on you. That's one forest saved."
"What?" Japan asks.
"Nothing." she says. "Yesterday, Taiwan brought out a bunch of books. Seeing that you didn't bring much, I guess that we won't be spending a lot of time on studying."
"Oh, the reason I didn't much books with me is because most of them are on my computer." Japan explains.
"How many do you have on there?" Philippines is almost afraid to ask.
"126."
Philippines stands on the couch and prepares the noose on the ceiling fan. "Here I come Rizal, I'm coming for you!"
"Get down from the couch Miss Philippines." Japan tells her. "Do want to burden me with your dead body after you hanged yourself."
"I guess not.'" she pouts as she takes down the noose. "Here's your noose. I got it from your locker."
"Thats a good Asian." the county the opens his computer. "Shall we get started?" before he could even open the first book, he hears something on the tv in the next room.
"What's playing?" he asks.
"Oh that," Philippines glances in the next room. "I was just going to start a new anime, do you want to watch any?" Japan sits there and contemplates what to do next. If it's anime, he will drop everything to watch it but, he needs to help Philippines to study.
"Well?" Philippines says almost teasingly.
"Maybe just one episode…"
Many episodes later…
"That is so sad! Why did she have to die!" Philippines wails.
"Sad indeed." Japan comments.
"What are you two staying up this late. And watching anime too. " the countries look and find Taiwan stand before them with her hands on her hips with her.
"Do you want to watch?" Philippines asks cautiously.
Taiwan just stands there glaring holes in their face. "Move over and give me the popcorn…"
=Japan "Hetalia"=
Japan, Philippines, and Taiwan sit at their desk as death radiates around them.
"I guess studying was a bust again." Vietnam says as she helps Japan in his seat because he had no energy to even try sitting normally.
"No matter how hard we try." Taiwan says. "There is no hope Philippines passing those exams.
"She's right. Lose hope in me." Philippines groans. "I am a lost cause. I guess it's faith that I should fail."
"Fail in what?" behind everyone is England, who is there on an errand.
"I have to pass the semester tests or I'll have to redo all my classes." Philippines explains to him.
"Then I'll help you." England offers. "Other than Japan, I have the highest test scores in the school. I can help you pass the test."
"Really!" Philippines eyes light up with hope. "You would do that for me!" behind Philippines, her friends warn England to not help her by waving signs and sending smoke signals.
"Yeah…" he says, trying to ignore the others behind her. "I will."
"Hey England!" Philippines says when she sees him at the door. Right after she answers the door, Taiwan rushes out of it.
"Hey where are you going?!" Philippines calls after her.
"Anywhere but here!" she calls back.
"That was strange." England's says as he enters the room. "What was her problem?"
Philippines rubs her chin as she tries to remember back. "If I can recall, I think I remember her mumbling something like 'I don't want her dragging me into her failure' or whatever."
"Well that's strange." England says.
"Taiwan doesn't know what she's talking about half of the time so there's nothing to be worried about." Philippines leads England to the living room. "Wait here and I'll get us some drinks."
'This isn't that bad.' England thinks to himself. 'I don't know why those countries told me not to help her. She hasn't done anything wrong.'
"E-England…" a voice cries behind him.
"Philippines?" he turns around and sees Philippines crying. "W-what's wrong?"
"WE'RE OUT OF DRINKS!" she bawls. A waterfall of tears flow so much that she begins to form a puddle around her.
England just sits flabbergasted by this current situation. How can you comfort someone that is weeping over the lack of drinks in her household? "Uh...it's going to be okay…" he says in attempts to calm the filipina.
"I FAILED YOU! I MIGHT AS WELL HANG MYSELF!" Philippines prepares the noose on the ceiling fan(apparently, Philippines went off to get a noose of her own because she was jealous of Japan's noose.)
"You don't have to do that!" the Brit says, still confused on what's happening. "We can just go to the store and get drinks."
"Really…" Philippines starts to calm down a bit.
England nods. "Yeah. Just get your jacket and we'll go."
"Yay!" Philippines grabs England's hand and snatches her jacket from the rack. Soon they are on the streets trying to find a store open at this time of night.
"We should go see if there are others stores open." Philippines suggests after they went to the gas station to get to sodas.
"But we should get back or we won't have enough time to hit the books." England looks over to Philippines and sees that she has a look on her face that one would find on a puppy that just got hit by a bus. The filippina just glares at him as nervous sweat trickles down his forehead.
"Fine, just one more."
Many stores later...
"Just one more drink…" Philippines gurgles. England approaches her dorm room and opens the door with the keys that Philippines dropped at the karaoke bar.
"We're at your room, Philippines." England tells her.
"Pandas are cute…" she replies.
"Yes they are." he sets the drunk country in her bed and tucks her in. He leaves her room, locks the door, and slides the keys under the door. He smiles when he thinks back when she was at the karaoke bar and how cute she was.
'What did I come here for again?' he thinks. Then it hits him. 'Crap! I was suppose to help her study. All I did was get her drunk. Crap!'
=England "Hetalia"=
"You got no studying done, huh?" Taiwan asks England. They are in the library as Philippines drools on the table next to them. She is still recovering from her hangover.
"No…" England sighs. "All I did was get her drunk."
"You more done any of us did." Taiwan tries to reassure him.
"What are you guys talking about?" America is passing by and just decides to butt into the conversation.
Taiwan steps in and gives America a quick briefing. "British boy here tried to help Philippines study but only gave her a hangover in the end."
"Well that's where you went wrong, England." America says to him. "You tried to help her study. Philippines hates to study, heck she hates to learn."
"How do you know?" the Brit asks.
"One time I tried to teach Philippines English." America explains. "It took me a bolted door and five ropes to tied her down in one spot to learn. In the end I just taught her the alphabet. To this day I bet she can't even recite half of it."
"Well I don't care if I have to get an entire army to tie her down, I will help her past that exam." England clenches his fist. "She will pass!" 'She won't get drunk this time.' he adds to himself
"England!" Philippines is surprised to find the country at her doorstep. England just looks at her, grabs her wrist, and starts to drag her. "England what are you doing!"
"Helping you." is all he says. After a few blocks of walk, they reach what seems to be his house. England opens the door and Philippines sees a chalkboard and a student desk in front of it.
"I'm going to help you study and you are going to learn." England says as he sit her at the desk.
"But…" Philippines whines.
"You are not going to get out of this now." England tells her. "I will help you and you will pass that test. IT'S TIME TO LEARN!"
Day of Semester Exam
England paces back and forth in front of the principle rooms. Inside the room is Philippines, who is receiving the results of her test.
"You are more nervous than Philippines." Vietnam says. With England is all the people in the Asian club.
"I just hope that she passes." he says. Then Philippines comes out. Everyone freezes in their places as they wait for her to say her grades.
"I made all C's." she say.
"I'm so sorry Philippines…" England starts to say.
"I passed!" she screams. Everyone around her cheers and congratulates her. Philippines smiles and turns to England. She leap in his arms and give him a kiss on the cheek.
"It's all thanks to you England. Salamat!" Philippines goes off and hugs her other friends.
"Let's go celebrate!" Korea says. The others cheer in agreement. England follows, dazed, with his hand on his cheek.
(You are now imagining Hetalia's ending theme song)
=Thanks for reading. The next chapter is Christmas break so look forward to it. Please review :D=
