Disclaimer: If I did own Adventure Time I would be a man with a beanie hat, glasses, a chequered jumper, a brown tie and a brown beard and moustache. I'm not that man.

A/N - Recap: last chapter was pretty pointless, to be honest... Marceline insulted Maccy C's, almost got arrested, made Bonnie say she was her partner, sprinkled forgetfulness powder over the guard and made him do stuff while he was unconscious. Yeah. Was I high when I wrote that?


Once they had gotten back to Bonnie's house, the princess asked, "Marcey? I don't mean to sound rude or anything, but isn't it time for you to go home?"

"Oh yeah," came the reply. "Good idea."

Marceline got all of her things together, then bid farewell to her friend. "See you soon, okay?"

"Okay!"

Marceline walked over to her house.

That was fun, she thought. We've got to do that again sometime. She grinned devilishly, and wondered why she had been so nervous at first. She started humming to herself.

I just had sex... and my dream came true, so if you had sex in the last thirty minutes, then you're qualified to sing with me...


Marceline caught the scent of her lover's perfume on her nostrils. She rolled over in their bed and bid her good morning. They passionately kissed and smiled at each other.

She noticed the angelic form of another at the base of their bed as the figure said, "Do you, Marceline Abadeer, take Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum as your lawfully wedded wife, and promise to take on the duty of a princess?"

"I do."

"And do you, Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum, take Marceline Abadeer as your lawfully wedded wife, and promise to always care for and help her in her duties?"

"...I can't."

"...what?" Marceline's fantasy world shattered. She screeched, and the angelic figure grew red-and-black wings and devil horns. The devilish angel mirrored Marceline's screech and then dissolved into black tar and fell through the void that was now everywhere except below the bed.

Bonnie started to try to throw Marceline off the bed.

"I can't be with you!" she rasped in an low, evil voice. "I just can't."

Marceline tried to fight back, but the Princess was just too strong. She was thrown off, and now she was falling... falling...

Marceline awoke in a cold sweat and a panic. What the hell was that? she thought. I thought I got what I wanted last night... I could move on... we just had a little fun... she shook her head.

That could never happen.


Princess Bubblegum was having similar thoughts. She couldn't sleep, tossing and turning for the entire night.

Did I detect any passion last night? Am I just inexperienced with one night stands? I thought there was something there... although I might be wrong. I've never had sex before, with a girl or a boy, so I guess I can't say whether she really liked me or if she was just horny and I was there... ugh, why is life so difficult? Sometimes I wish I could just see inside peoples' heads.

She felt footsteps approaching her doorway, and a knock. "Princess?" said a small voice.

Tired, but still doing her duties, the princess turned on her bedside lamp, walked over to her door and opened it.

"Yes? What's wrong, Cinnamon Bun? Do you need advice on anything?"

"No, um, I just wondered if you were okay, because I heard you tossing and turning."

The princess forced a smile. "That's sweet cin, but I'm fine, really. You should go sleep, okay?"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, yes, I'm fine. Really."

"If you say so..." Cinnamon Bun left Bonnie's room and went to his own, still slightly troubled. In all reality, however, Bonnie was bad. Very bad. She had let her own feelings get the best of her, and she really did not know if she could take it any longer. She wished she had the cool of the Vampire Queen, and could just ask Marceline if she felt the way that Bonnie thought she did.

The girl sighed. No point just wondering. I need to get some sleep. She checked the time using her phone. Three o' clock? Wow, I really do need to sleep. This is later than normal.

She went back to bed.

I hope I'll be back to normal in the morning...


A/N - End of chapter eight! More coming soon! This is the first time I've ever written angst in any story at all - did you enjoy it? Got any concrit? Well then, feel free to review!