I think I'm going to try to stop leaving author's notes at the very beginning. I don't think a lot of you like the fact that once there's a new chapter, you have to read through this note and then get on with the chapter. So, I'm only putting them at the end. On the bottom, there will be: what you learned, a few stuff about this chapter and on the next one, and blablabla. So, onto SuFin!
Chapter 8: SuFin
It was in the middle of a snowy night, and the snow that fell from the dark sky to the ground glistened like shards of crystal. Inside an old nearby house was two countries. Sweden and Finland both slept in the same bed and the blankets that covered their bodies provided enough warmth for the two to sleep comfortably until dawn. Sweden had wrapped his arms around his little wife and never let go of him. Notice how the writing is over the top and I, the writer, am obviously focusing on quantity and not quality.
The only person who wasn't feeling happy was Finland. It was a long time since they had left that crazy Dane and therefore, Finland should have had plenty of time to adjust to Sweden and not be afraid of him. Oh well. Who cares? Not you.
So, today, Finland was leaving. He got up and each step on the cold wooden floor made Finland's heart ache. He had loved Sweden so much. He didn't want to leave, but he had to. He had wanted to be independent and stand on his own. He didn't want to rely on Sweden anymore.
Once Finland got out of the house, he had exposed himself to snow and freezing coldness. And it was in the middle of the night. And he had no jacket. Or shoes. Oh yeah. And the wind speed had just increased a few miles per hour.
"Oh well. Yolo, right?" Finland asked himself. Then, he had walked off into the snow.
So, Finland wandered resolutely like a moron. He had walked through the ice and snow while shivering. Soon, he had found himself in rivers and lakes where the water was a little bit warmer, but Finland was still cold. Next, he had wound up at shores and beaches. Then, he went through deserts and rocky mountains. Eventually, he ended up at a grassy plain. You can see how far Finland was willing to get away from Sweden. Now, we have no idea where Finland even is. He's just gone.
Still, Finland didn't feel proud of himself. A part of him felt like he was betraying Sweden. His Su-San. (Yes, even though he isn't from Japan's place, that's the nickname he's going to give him.) Any minute now, Su-San would wake up and find that his wife wasn't there with him. Then, he would go into a frenzy.
By nightfall, Finland had sat down and began to cry. Yes, he was afraid of Su-San, but he still loved him nonetheless. He had loved his eyes that were both terrifying and yet beautiful. He had loved his love for carpentry and making stuff.
"Finland."
Finland stopped crying and lifted his head up. When he saw who it was, he let out a gasp. "Su-San?"
"Finland, my wife."
What a minute. Am I forgetting something?
Flashback!
Despite the fight he just had with Romano, Italy was suddenly smiling. "Ve~! I'm here to see a-Germany! I want to have a-pasta with him!"
Make sure to type out accents. Those aren't difficult to read at all.
Oh right! I've been forgetting this rule for five chapters almost! So sorry, everyone. Let's try that again.
Sweden walked towards Finland. Then, he sat down next to him and looked him in the eye. "F'nl'nd, m' w'f'," Much better! "W'y d'd y' l'v'?"
Finland jumped. Oh no. He didn't want Sweden to realize he was afraid of him! So, he just scooted a little bit away from Sweden and then looked to the ground. "I guess I just wanted to be independent. Not your wife."
"L'st'n, y' c'n l'v if y' w'nt." (I take it back. Is he holding his own tongue as he speaks? What is he saying!?)
Finland took that in and then began to cry. Then, he fell into Sweden's arms. "Oh, Su-San! I'm so sorry I tried to leave for no reason at all! I'll stay with you forever and ever!"
Sweden suddenly leaned in and kissed Finland romantically for no reason at all. At first, Finland was startled. Then, he allowed himself to relax and close his eyes. He leaned in and returned the kiss. Every second of it was magical.
Suddenly, Denmark, Norway, and Iceland were there.
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Denmark cheered. "I knew you two would make good lovers someday! Am I right? Anyone?"
Norway nodded unemotionally while Iceland just rolled his eyes. "Yeah. Whatever."
"We should all hang out!" Denmark declared. "I mean, I'm a Scandinavian country, you guys are Scandinavian countries. We can call ourselves the Nordics!"
"What made you think of that?" Iceland asked.
"I like it," Norway muttered.
"Hmm...now all we need is a love child," Finland thought to himself.
Suddenly, Sealand appeared out of nowhere. He jumped, not expecting to be here. After looking around, he turned to Finland. "Mom!" He ran up to Finland and hugged him. It would have been very sweet if the micro nation didn't appear out of nowhere and already belong to England.
"Woo! I have a nephew!" Denmark announced excitedly. I bet you didn't know that Sweden and Denmark were brothers, huh? At least, I think they are. I heard it recently. Then again, you never know.
Meanwhile, France was watching the scene from a distance. After lowering his binoculars, he sighed pleasurably. "Ah, young love."
What did we learn today? Even if your partner scares you to death, stay with them. In the end, you'll be awarded for it.
Man, this one was hard! Sweden's accent alone was hard to type out. I'm sorry if this wasn't funny enough, but most of the fanfics about these two are either good, but really sophisticated, or boring. It was a challenge to make a parody out of it with just them, so I added the rest of the Nordics because they're there in a lot of these and they make everything more fun. Also, a friend helped me out with the joke of Sealand being Sweden and Finland's 'love child'.
At the time of making Giripan, I had planned for Finland to be an obsessive stalker who follows Sweden around all the time and loved him to the point of it being creepy. Then, I had changed my mind because that's not how SuFin fanfics are written at all. Oh well. I like this better.
Next up will be: HRExChibitalia.
-PastaLover5000
