EPISODE 8
'Who's that girl up on that hill?' Karin asks as she squints at the figure. Rukia starts waving with her hat and smiling goofily at them. Suddenly, a gust of wind blows out of nowhere and goes right under her dress.
'FUCK NOT AGAIN!' Rukia screams as she hastily pats her dress down. Then she glares at the camera crew. 'Alright who took a photo this time! And if nobody owns up I am going to rip each and every one of your balls and feed it to all of you!'
Everyone raises their hands. She smacks her forehead.
'Never mind,' she mutters.
'CUT!'
'We need a good angle for your heart to heart talk here!' the cameraman says to Urahara as the director stood getting the actors ready for the next scene. 'Any ideas?'
Urahara grins lecherously and grabs the camera.
'How about between Ichigo's legs?' he says gleefully as he stands behind Ichigo and pushes the camera between his legs, making the actor topple backwards.
'How about up your ass!' Ichigo screeches as he gets up and kicks Urahara down. 'Pervert…'
'And a Hollow's not to blame for my mother's death,' Ichigo whispers as he starts to walk away from Rukia. She gives him a bewildered look. 'I am…'
As he starts to run, his foot hits a rock and he tumbles face forward.
'AHHHHHHH!' he shrieks.
'Smooth,' Rukia smirks as she crosses her arms.
'CUT!'
'So when kid Tatsuki hits kid Ichigo he cries because he's a major wuss,' Urahara explains the storyboard to the cast as they sit in a conference room.
'What the hell? I'm not a wuss!' Ichigo cries out. Rukia punches his shoulder hard and screams like a girl. 'Hey! That hurt!'
'And that's why you are a wuss,' Rukia says matter-of-factly.
'He was a happy kid, always smiling,' Tatsuki murmurs. 'But then when-Orihime, are you sleeping?'
'Huh? What? Where's the tofu monster? I'll save you mushroom princess!' Orihime says groggily as she springs off the bed with her hands in fists like she's about to box somebody.
'CUT!'
Rukia is sitting on the edge, thinking about Ichigo and what he had said. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew the hat off and she attempted to catch it.
'FUCKING WIND!' she shrieks.
'CUT!'
'Take 22! ACTION!'
Rukia is kicking her legs when she accidently kicks too hard and falls over the edge.
'AHHHHH!'
'CUT!'
'Take 49! ACTION!'
Rukia is wearing a beret.
'CUT! Okay, where's Rukia's original hat?'
'Oh, c'mon, Urahara! That hat made her look like a 1950's grandma from the old people's home!'
'But she is old!'
'I HEARD THAT!'
'I mean your character is old, Rukia! Sensitive much?'
'Fuck you, Urahara!'
'Hey, you can't keep bursting into tears here, Yuki!' Karin told her 'sister' as they bent over the grave.
'I can't help it! Alison is dead!' she wails. Karin looks confused.
'Yuki, we're on Bleach not Pretty Little Liars!' she explains. Yuki stops crying.
'Oh,' she mutters. Urahara smacks his forehead.
'CUT!'
'No more games now!' Rukia demands to the mysteries stranger. 'Just who are you?'
'Parcheesi?' the shinigami says in question. Rukia smacks her forehead.
'I didn't mean literally!' she snaps.
'And…cue slow motion!'
Rukia and Ichigo start running slowly down the stairs. Suddenly, Ichigo misses a step and lands into Rukia and both go tumbling down the stairs to land in a heap at the bottom.
'Well, that was an epic fail,' Urahara groans and slumps in his seat.
This ended up longer than I imagined! If one of the chapters are short I'm planning on adding a bonus surprise to it! I won't tell what but just wait and read!
Toodles!
