DISCLAIMER: I do not own this but I own that. (We know the drill, and I believe most of you should too.) I've been working on another Fanfic, and one that is in a making. I didn't expect being an author would be so hard. "It's an author's job to know everything about everything." I love being an author but sometimes you just get enough of all the copy and gluing, the researching and the interviewing. Anyways enjoy this chapter… ~.~ I hope.


It was a couple of minutes before 3rd period let out for lunch Tenten went to sneak the monkey into the school without the principal. Temari and I were hanging around his locker while she was figuring out the combination.

I groaned, "How much longer?"

"Jeez, calm down, Hinata. I said I was one of the smartest people, I never said I was the smartest of the smartest.

"Well, I knew that Temari. I'm talking about Itachi calling to tell us how freaked he was when he saw the pictures." I explained, crossing my arms.

"What pictures?" she asked glancing at me. "I thought you deleted all of them."

"Right you are, Temz." I said grinning.

She shook her head, "You're evil."

Just then Tenten waltzed the hall with a monkey in her arms.

"What took you so long?"

"Sorry, I had to wait for Genma to get here. I never knew he could be so lazy."

Temari laughed, "It is Genma."

"Your point?" she cocked an eyebrow.

"It's Genma. That's my point." she stood up. "Girls, I'd like to bask in my glory. I present the Uchiha's locker."

It jammed.

Temari tried again, again, and again before Tenten and I erupted into giggles.

"What the hell? Goddamn… locker… Open!" Temari was just pulling at it now.

She final gave up and sat cross legged on the ground, "Stubborn locker."

I clicked the lift up and pulled the locker open, "Temari, how hard you up lifting the thing."

"How did it look?" she asked pouting, not noticing the open locker.

Rolling my eyes I took the monkey from Tenten, who was trying to stop her laughter.

"Okay, in you go." I said set the animal inside. "It'll be awhile before anyone comes to get you so have some fun." I reached into my book bag and pulled out the banana; unpeeled it and handed it to the monkey. "Here you go a little snack until then."

Tenten looked at me, "You just handed-"

"Yes, I did." I said as I closed the locker.

The bell rang at that moment and the hall started to fill with hungry students.

Tenten and I grabbed one of Temari's arms and hauled her to the closes corner to watch the show.

"I swear, I got home and they were all gone."

"Why would you keep pictures? You're the one who cause her to be like this… Who are we talking about?"

I snickered when I heard a yelp.

Yep, there he was fuming as a monkey gripped onto his hair.

His face was priceless as he tried to get it off himself as Naruto leaned against the lockers laughing.

Students were taking out their cell-phones and taking pictures left and right. I had also taken mine out and filmed it, giggling the whole time.

"Temari, what are you doing next?" I asked glancing over my shoulder for a second before returning to the show.

She flipped through a little note pad, "We can either… I'm hungry."

Tenten rolled her eyes, "You're just mad she opened the locker and you didn't."

"No, I wasn't but know that you mention it…"

"GET IT OFF ME!" Sasuke complained still trying.

"Fine, hold on." Naruto said trying to stop his laughter.

The thing that happen next cause everyone near the two friends and monkey to quiet down. The blond shoved his best friend into a locker, gripped the back other his head and the other one was in the monkey's fur.

"I'll admit… This wasn't as exciting as I had plan… So we go to the genius of pranking!" I cheered.

Tenten laughed, "One set back, he's Sasuke's best friend."

"Why can't you be optimistic?"

"I usually I'm but if it does not involve my interest then it's easier to pick the downing pile."

"Homecoming is coming up." Temari thought out loud.

"Are you still sulking?" I asked.

"No, Homecoming is coming. Sakura is sure to win but if can get into her head and reveal the real her… I'm sure we can figure out something to destroy her with." she explained. "But right now, I want to get something to eat. We already agreed this was a dud."

"Just what do you think you're doing?" a voice asked behind them.

Temari said 'let there be hell' and it was done, only far worst.

"Other than planning your down fall? Nothing..." Tenten answered. "Oh, and watching your boyfriend get beaten because of a monkey."

Sakura flipped her head over her shoulder, "Oh, please, let any of those would ever happen."

"If you say so." Temari smirked at the blond behind the pinkette. "Hello, Ino."

She visibly shrunk back causing the older blond to giggle.

"I'd cut the crap if I were you. You have no idea what I can do." Sakura said stepping forward.

"Ha." Temari stepped up and stared at her right in the eyes. "Bring it on, sl-"

"Hey, Sakura!" a familiar voice shouted behind us.

Great, the last people I wanted to face. Him and him.

Sakura forced herself past us and hugged both of them, one of those full body hug. Not the ones where it's the beginning of a slow/shy relationship but one where she was shoved, feeling up hugging.

"Someone say slut for me. Never mind, I just did." I said out loud causing people around us to laugh.

Sakura snapped herself around to face us, "What was that?"

I opened my mouth to answer but was cut off.

"Temari! Tenten! Hinata! Come on! Neji's getting mad!" Kiba called from across the hall.

"Run along to your boyfriends girls. Oh, wait you don't have any." she commented and turned her body half way back to her boyfriends.

"For the record we do have boyfriends. I, for one, am dating Neji Hyuga. If Ino hasn't told you, then let me be the one to brake the news. Temari is dating none other then Deidara Yamanaka.

"I don't even know if you should be talk, because, unlike you, we have the older guys." Tenten explained.

"Right, one's with more experience. Ever thought of a STD?" the pink haired girl asked.

I placed my hands on my hips, "Listen, since you've obviously skipped Health class let me give an update. 1) No, because we don't go around sleeping with every guy we meet. 2) STDs are called an STI now."

"Whatever, bitch." she snorted and jerked her head away from us.

"What was that?" I stepped forward.

"Hey, no, we don't need to go through this again." someone said holding me back.

"Kiba, let her go." Temari said. "It's about time someone knocked some sense into her."

"Please, it'd take more than knocking." Tenten muttered

I raised my hands in defeat, "I won't hit her. I promise."

He let go of me; I stepped forward and met her eye to eye. "I'd watch my back if I were you. You just don't know when you might fall." With that said I pushed her shoulder back a little and, with a little help from the shoes she was wearing, she fell backwards right onto the floor.

/\V^V^V/\

We ended up meeting at my house after school. It wasn't that I was a shamed that I was rich but I wished my father had picked a less amazing house.

It was white, let's start with that, and it was a six winged, two story building. 56,500 square foot behemoth has a massive foyer with 30 ft. ceilings and a double staircase, 15 bedrooms, 17 or 20 bathrooms, a bowling alley, wine cellar, gym, doll room, gift wrapping room, a humidity controlled silver storage room, china room, home theater, library, a 17,000 square foot attic with barber shop and beauty salon, and many, many other rooms. Father had also asked for 5 separate wings that houses 10 bedrooms, a kitchen, five fireplaces, and four bars just for the staff of the company and housekeepers each. The grounds of the home include a tennis court, swimming pool with pool house, formal gardens, a reflection pool, a 16-car garage, and a motor court that can amazingly accommodate 100 cars. The home is surrounded by a beautiful wrought iron gate and has amazing views of the mountains. To top it all off, my father actually cancelled 2 wings in the design stage… I know.

No wonder they wanted to meet here. I do remember them calling it the Hyuga Maze back in our freshmen year. I guess their use to it by now.

"I forgot how big it was." Kankuro exclaimed as he jumped out of the cramped limo. "I also forgot how white it is. You, Hyugas, are very boring."

Kiba ran to hide behind Temari and Tenten, "I am not standing by you!"

"What?" the eldest boy of the Sabakus asked.

I hit him, "Hyugas aren't boring. It's just… we like plain and simple."

"In other words boring, right?"

"You want to know why Kiba ran." I asked smiled sweetly.

He shook his head.

"Okay, gang, you know what to do." Temari said before they all formed a line, clasping each other's hands.

I looked at Neji.

"They've been doing this since they got lost a few months ago." he explained.

"Again? How long have they been here?"

Neji just stepped forward and took Tenten's hand, which was in the front of the line, "Can you take the back?"

I sighed and rolled my eyes but reluctantly followed at the end, where Gaara was more or less being dragged against his will.

We first entered the mansion and were welcomes by the dim yellowish light of the twin staircases, both having the same wrought iron that the gate has as a railing. Along the staircases were scroll like painting of the Hyuga symbol (Ying/Yang). Directly under the chandler sat a white wooden table with a black vise full of white chrysanthemums and lavender hydrangea.

Neji started toward the back and I knew where we were headed. The kitchen, or as any cooker's dream come true.

"So, Kankuro, where's your girlfriend?" I asked when I opened the fridge to pull out ingredients for something to eat.

"Naoko had a last minute basketball practice." Shino answered. "Pamera and Pooriina decided to stay with her."

"Oh, I didn't know she was on the basketball team." I said as I started to run the chicken breast under hot water. "Why didn't Tenten join?"

"She's captain, and Tenten can't because of the fight."

"Funny how that's always brought up isn't it." Tenten laughed as she ate some chili spiced chips.

"But we're not here to talk about memories." Temari clarified. "We need help in causing Sasuke Uchiha as much pain as much possible."

"I am a step ahead of all you." Tenten pulled out his journals and set them on the counter. "These, personally written by Sasuke Uchiha, are entries from the time the relationship started to the return of his ex, Princess Hinata Hyuga."

"Anyone else feel like we're stuck in a middle of some bad soap opera?" Kiba called out.

"Anyone else feel like the random outbursts need to stop?" Tenten shot back. "Anyways, we read through them the other day at Temari's. He's afraid of monkeys, but that seemed to have ended sometime before."

Kankuro pulled out a notebook, "I have a list of pranks I was planning to pull on Temari."

"WHAT!"

"Hey, I didn't do them… okay, maybe just one but I haven't done any since then." he claimed. "Besides most of them I had to make sure you weren't in the house."

"Let's see then. By the way, Shino, could you start with the salad?" I asked.

"Oh! This one I've always wanted to try. Unscrew the showerhead and put hard candy, as in lifesavers without flavor and color; I would do the color and flavor. Next time he takes a shower he'll be covered in unknown stickiness, jump back in but unlucky for him because he'll just be covered again. That plus all the evidence disappears, if we're lucky he might think that the second will do the trick and come to school like that." Kankuro explained.

"How will we be able to do that?" Neji asked as he looked over the pranks.

"How do you think we got these?" Tenten asked tapping the book with her finger. "This reminds me, Hinata, I want my pictures."

I glanced up from my cutting, "Maybe when you figure out how we're going to do this in the morning?"

"I have no clue but I want payback." she complained. "Anything to do with used condoms?"

"What?" Neji breathed.

Temari and I giggled.

"When we were over at Sasuke's we had to hid under his bed, let's just say Tenten got some unwanted cum…" I explained trying not to laugh to much.

"Hinata!" Temari shouted. "Since when did you speak French!"

The three girls giggled.

"Um… Neji, you okay?" Kiba asked touching my cousins shoulder.

I cracked up even more when I noticed Neji paler then normal. He looked just as sick as Tenten did when she found it in her hair.

"Lucky for you I do." Kankuro smirked and flipped through the notebook.

/\V^V^V/\

It was a darken room and a creaking door open slowly as 3 figures and I crept in.

"How are we going to do this?" voice one asked as the 4 figures circled around the bed like shadow.

"You guys try to hold him up for a while." I said. "Tenz, grab hold on the blanket. We're going to push this side under him and then carry him out."

The sleeping figure ended up in the hall up against the wall as 3 more shadows entered the four to accompany the 4.

"You got the supplies?" voice three asked as they flipped the lamp on."

The new people nodded.

"Kankuro, I want you to handle his bathroom. Tenten, your on the condoms. Gaara, Temari… have fun." I instructed.

"Where are Neji, Kiba, Shino and Lee?" Tenten asked as she tore the box open.

I grinned, "They're messing up his car. Inside and out."

As Tenten filled the condoms with shampoo and lotion; Temari and Gaara explored in his dressers, draws and closest; Kankuro went wild in his bathroom, I was stripping his bed sheets before pulling out the flour I had brought.

It was about 4 in the morning when we had started and we had just about finished around 5.

Temari and Gaara had succeed in destroying his floor. Tying rope over the door and under, so he would trip. Marbles around the floor, clothes scattered.

Tenten had to retry filling condoms if there was to much or if there was two little so by the end their was white thick substance filled balloon like plastic.

Kankuro was just finishing up ruining the bathroom having put Tabasco sauce on Sasuke's toothbrush and in his toothpaste, putting tooth paste around the toilet seat and plastic wrap under the toilet seat, then finally letting the water spill over the sink and shower.

As we started to head out, careful not to step or fall for out own tricks, Kiba busted in throwing feathers into the air.

"Let's get this party started, bitches!"

Temari grabbed a handful of feathers and threw them at Tenten making her squeal slightly.

The rest of the messing up was filled it giggling and playing, that was before it was close to 5:30. We finally settled Sasuke back on the bed, careful not to let the flour escape.

We got out of there as soon as we could so we'd be able to clean ourselves up before catching breakfast.

I couldn't wait until school started.


Author's Note:

1) Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I swore to myself and you I would update and I didn't. I feel terrible. I'm going to try to put it into high gear and try to update this as much as I can because I won't update HaruHaru if I don't update The Homecoming.

2) I'm sorry! I'm SORRY! Please, don't hate me. BTW, I'll need ideas on how Hinata can get back at Sakura too, so if you have any ideas send them in. It would be appreciated.

3) The chapter is probably short and i hope the next one ends up better and longer.