A/n: Ok… so this is the last chapter I just want to thank everyone who have read this story, I truly hoped you enjoyed it and thank you all for the reviews. Sorry for the late update. You can read some of my other stories if you'd like …so without further adieu…
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto.
Falling Down the Stair Once More
After a long explanation about Sai being a weird ass kid, hence the reason why he was spewing crap, they finally accepted the excuse and retreated. Neji smirked, being the only one of the group who really knows what happened and Shikamaru seemed to have bought the 'fell down the stair' excuse, since he wasn't bombarding Naruto with questions… or maybe he was just too lazy to believe anything else. I'm betting on the latter.
'Hey.' I called after him after everyone else had scattered into different chat groups.
'Wat's up?'
'You know… you could have told me you were coming today.'
'Uh… I guess I wanted to surprise.' He smiled.
'Aren't you feeling better...?'
'Yeah… like brand new!'
'Well isn't that nice to know…' I mumbled to myself, a smirk crawling to my face. 'Say… why you don't come over today… I have something I need to give you…you'll love it.'
'Really!' He shouted. 'What is it? No wait, let me guess… It's a year's supply of ramen!'
A nervous drop went down my forehead. Is me or does this kid thinks with his stomach? It wasn't me. Seriously… ramen? Why would I even have a cup of ramen, I hate that stuff!
'Ah… yeah… something close to that.' I mumbled.
'Really? In what way?'
Hn. 'You'll enjoy it.'
'I'll be there then.'
So, with that being said, the day went on peacefully, well, except for the few moments when Sai would pop up out of nowhere and interrupts our conversation with a random statement about Naruto's ass. His that all he talks about? Anyway… other than Sai, everything was back to normal. There were no more questions for me. All the attention was back on Naruto and I couldn't have been more grateful.
Well, at least most of the attention… I couldn't help but notice that Neji still seemed to have a question on his mind.
'What is it Neji?' I asked and he looked up from the desk. He had that curious look on his face and I know he was thinking. This kid thinks way too much for his age.
'Uh… Oh. It's nothing Sasuke.'
What a lie. If he thinks that's gonna feel me again, he has a next thing coming…
'Neji.' I started. 'You and I both know that every time you say it's nothing, it always turns out to be something.'
'I don't know what you're going on about Sasuke.' He said playing the fool. He knew exactly what I was talking about, but, if he insists, let me refresh his memory…
'Remember that time when I fell asleep in class and when I woke up everyone was all excited and I asked you what was up and you were like 'oh…it's nothing Sasuke.'
He stared at me blankly. 'And your point?'
'The next day turned out to be a field trip! That I so happened to miss, because you claimed that it was nothing! And that time when they were painting the school wall and leaned on it and you laughed and I asked what was it and what did you say?...'oh…it's nothing Sasuke' And there was also that time with the test…'
'Ok I get it. Please, just stop.' He said with an evil smirk on his face. Hn. Probably did all that on purpose, maybe he hated me then. Wicked bastard…
'Then… what is it?'
'I was just wondering… Naruto… he's gonna be 'falling down stairs' more often now… isn't he?' he asked, his face slightly discolored.
'Ah…' I mumbled, heat rising to my face. I stared at Neji; he was completely serious. I can't believe he asked that question and not only did he asked it, he asked in such an immature way… with someone like him, you'd think he would just ask it plain and straight forward… but no. This kid was something else.
'I guess so… maybe…yeah.' I mumbled, the words stumbling from my mouth and no sooner were they out, a smirked was slapped across his face. 'Hey… I know what you're thinking… you can't tell anyone about what really happened, especially Sakura… and that Sai kid!'
'Hn. I'll try my best not to.' He said smiling.
'Yea… wait what the hell do you mean by you'll try?'
'I cant't help it if it accidentally spills out you know?'
'What? Neji!'
'I'm jus saying… suppose I get drunk or something?'
'You're a minor.'
'You'll be surprise how old people think I am…'
'Neji, you better not tell anyone.' I said glaring at him, promising him a slow and painful death.
'Okay…okay. I was just joking.'
'Really…'
Seriously? Neji joking. I never thought that I would live to see the day, but, here I am…
'What are you two going on about?' asked Shikamaru, who was now sitting in front of us, staring; boredom written all over his face. Now where the hell did he come from… and how long was he there?
'Umm…'
'Wait. Forget that I even asked that question. It's probably something troublesome anyway. He said stretching and relaxed in his seat and continued look at us with his ever so bored gaze.
We stared back.
'Hey… don't mind me. Go back to what you were talking about…I'll just be here, not listening to a word you say.' He yawned.
Seriously? Was Shikamaru always like this? That has got to be the longest I've ever heard him talk. It was a good thing that the conversation was over.
'Remember what I said Neji.' I warned as we walked down the halls. School was dismissed and we were getting ready to leave.
'Yeah, yeah.'
'Hey Sasuke!' Naruto ran up from behind. 'Want to tell me more about this surprise of yours?'
'No. you'll find out soon.'
'Please just tell me already!'
'Have you phoned Iruka and told him about your plans?' I asked, ignoring his whining.
'Yeah…oh here comes Kakashi, see you tomorrow Neji! He shouted as he ran off to meet the car.
'Later Neji.' I said and began to walk off.
'Later… and Sasuke…Don't throw Naruto in the hospital again… okay.'
'Whatever Neji.' I waved him off and he walked our separate ways.
Naruto had jumped into the back and Kakashi, for his own weird ass reason, asked me to sit in the front with him. When I had unwilling got seated, I realized that we still weren't moving.
'Umm… Kakashi…What exactly are we waiting on?' I asked annoyed and as if to answer my question, Sai, the one and only Sai, came from the middle of nowhere and got into the car. To say I was confused and shocked was a serious understatement. I stared at him.
'Thanks for the ride Kakashi-sama.'
'It's nothing Sai, anything for a sweet and innocent neighbour.'
Glances were exchanged between a smirking Sai and a vey keen Kakashi. What's this about sweet and innocent? Was he talking about Sai? No way in hell he was! Kakashi has got to be mistaken.
'Neighbour?' I asked, utterly bewildered by the new information that only seemed to affect me.
'I live three houses away from you Sasuke.' informed Sai.
'Yeah. That's where I first met Sai, until I realized he came to our school.' Added Naruto.
After the thrown back look still remained on my face, Kakashi spoke
'You really need to go out more Sasuke.' He said, shook his head in wonder and drove off.
I looked back at Sai, who returned a very pleased smile. I really hate this kid. For the entire drive home, he was whispering in Naruto's ear. Each thing he said got Naruto to a deeper shade of red. His face got so dark, that I wasn't even sure if that colour even exists. He better not be talking about his ass!
When we finally got home I was glad. Sai could get lost and I would have Naruto all to myself, but apparently that wasn't what Sai was thinking.
We were all in the living room where Kakashi had left us; just sitting there. Naruto and I sat in a couch staring at Sai, who sat across from us. There was just silence; the only thing being audible was our breathing. Now, this was definitely awkward.
'Umm… why are you still here again?' I asked. Seriously….get lost already. I thought.
'I don't know. Waiting on something interesting to happen I guess.' He answered, smiling that weird ass smile of his.
'Naruto twitched at that and suddenly felt the need to talk.
'Ah…umm Sasuke… what about that surprise thingy… can I get it now…Please!'
He was practically begging now and I understood why. Being in the same room with Sai, especially when he was staring you down with very suggestive looks, didn't make one feel safe and calm.
'Can I see the surprise too?' asked a curious Sai.
'No.' I answered plainly.
'But…'
'Sai… please just go home.' Naruto said and when Sai didn't answer back, I was surprised for the third time today. Hn. He always has some weird comments to get him what he wanted… but, this was jus…WEIRD. He was silent. I thought I would receive a long lecture about staying away from Naruto's ass, but he just turned and left. We'll who's complaining?
'C'mon Naruto.' I called walking up the stair with him following close by. I got in the room before him and as soon as his head of blond showed up at the door, I grabbed him in, found the nearest wall and stole yet another kiss. I finally caught those soft lips that I had been longing for. Naruto was surprised; he totally wasn't expecting it. I could here him mumbling into the kiss, but I quickly muffled whatever he was trying to say by deepening the kiss
I licked for entrance and when I thought he was denying me access, he opened up and welcomed me into his warmth cavern. I slipped in, exploring every part of him, not wanting to miss a single taste. I reluctantly moved from his lips and captured his neck with a quick suck. A moaned was heard throughout the room and it took a moment for Naruto to know it was from him.
He pulled me from his neck and looked at me confused.
'Surprise.' I whispered at his ear and his face went bright like a Christmas tree.
'Ple...please tell me that the ramen is under your bed our in your closet somewhere.'
I smiled at his innocence. He didn't really believed that I had ramen did he?
'Sa…Sasuke I thought I said no more surprises.' he mumbled as I busied myself with his clothes.
'Do you mind?' I asked, shoving him on the bed and soon crawled over him.
'Ah...umm...' he was changing colour now.
'As…long as I don't end up in the hospital again…'he mumbled and turned his face away, in a very pouting manner.
'You won't…I promise.' I said making traces of kisses along his neck and getting rid of his shirt.
'Ah…umm…wait a sec.'
I watched him as he pulled his phone from his pocket and rest it at the side of the bed.
'What's that for?' I asked.
'Just incase there's another emergency.'
And with that, Sasuke and Naruto, got lost in there own little world together. They made love; and not only that; they made sweat and the most lustful sounds, uncaring to anyone or any virgin ears might hear them. They got lost in pleasure, unknowing to them that someone was quietly watching from the darkness.
'Pfft…'I tried stifling my laughter at seeing Naruto walking the next day.
'What's so funny Sasuke?'
'Ah…Oh…It's nothing Naruto.' I smirked at the bad habit I had picked up from Neji.
Kakashi seemed slightly amused at the situation and poor Iruka was horrified. He was completely shocked about what happened last night and to make it worse, Naruto just came out of the hospital.
'Naruto are you sure you're okay?' Iruka asked as Kakashi dropped us off at school.
'Yea, yea. I'm fine.' he said as he waddled away.
'Hahaha!' Kakashi and I both released the laughter that we had been forcing back as Naruto walked off.
Even as he drove off, I could still hear Kakashi's chuckle and a worried sigh from Iruka.
I ran after Naruto.
'Umm…Naruto…are you okay?' I heard Neji asked him as I got closer to the group.
'Yeah! Why does everyone keeps asking that!' he shouted, slamming his locker and slowly walking off.
'Cause you're walking like a penguin!' he shouted after Naruto, laughing so hard that he's holding his stomach. 'You look like someone stuck something up your ass!... hey wait up!' he said running up to Naruto.
'You have no idea how right you are.' Someone mumbled from behind. I looked around and who else could it be but Sai.
'Hn.'
'Sasuke?' asked the rest of the group worriedly, but I ignored them, remembering that questions we were not my strong point. So I left them to think what they wanted to and soon afterwards, they also ran after Naruto and Kiba.
So, now it was just Neji, Shikamaru, Sai and me. Neji smirked. He knew exactly what happened and found the situation rather amusing. Sai on the other hand, wasn't too pleased and he made sure I knew by the heated glare I was receiving that was now boring through my head. Geesh! If looks could kill….
'What?'
'I thought I told you to stay away from Naruto's ass!'
'Sorry Sai.' I smirked. 'But it's a little too late for that now.' I finished, walking off with Neji and very pleased with the scowl that formed on his lips. He followed suit, mumbling curses under his breath. Little hater….
I looked back at Shikamaru who was walking closed behind. He still had that bored expression on his face, but if my eyes didn't fool me… I could have sworn there was a tint of colour. He wasn't playing dumb anymore. When had Shikamaru found out? Hn. He probably knew from the beginning. I mentally slapped myself, no matter how lazy he was, he was never slow.
'How troublesome.' I heard him mumble. 'I'm guessing he fell down the stair again.'
Well, that's the end. How sad. I really loved this story. I really hoped you guys enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Goodbye. Tell me if you like it
