OMG. So much awesome feedback on the last chapter. IDK if it was as much as the chapter before it but yeah. So I was at a restaurant today and one of my brother's was like "Oscar(my other brother) I'll give you a dollar if you pack pepper on this and eat it." So I went "I'll eat that chip with pepper, salt, and sugar for a dollar." So he packed the chip with salt, pepper, and sugar and call me crazy weird, stupid but it tasted pretty good when I got past the pepper. Anyways, I had to interpret that in this chapter. Well then I hope you enjoy it and like I said the cowboy and fireman outfits are on my profile. If you have any crazy, dumb, weird dares concerning food or other things leave it in a review and I might interpret it in later chapters and YES I will mention whoever it's from. Now let's get on with the show and see how the strip show goes.
EIGHT: Truth Or Dare Pt. 2
Previously on Truth or Dare Cullen Style
"I have a question," Emmett said raising his hand.
"What Emmett?" I asked.
"Can I be Santa Clause, cause I want to call Lauren and them ho's," he said.
"Can I be Santa Clause, cause I want to call Lauren and them ho's," he said causing everyone to crack up, then I heard a choking sound. I turned to see Bella choking on a pull 'n peel twizzler. I ran over to her and softly gave her the Heimlich maneuver, softly so I wouldn't crush her. Finally the twizzler came out and she started laughing again.
"Wow, you bounce back fast," I said laughing from Emmett and the fact she was choking like minute ago and was now on the floor clutching her sides, gasping for breath laughing. Once the laughter died down I spoke.
"Go get dressed guys, you wouldn't want to be late," I said causing them groan and get up. Then ran up and changed quickly then came back down. Rose and Alice walked over and stared at Emmett and Jasper with eyes full of lust. Ewww! I knew I was slightly jealous they had each other but I had no one. Then I looked at what they wore. Emmett wore yellow Fireman pants with red and white suspenders and a helmet. Jasper wore jeans with holes torn and worn spots, with a cowboy hat. (A/N: Outfits on my profile, they are sexy except for the guy wearing them EWWW!) I was afraid to even enter my sisters' minds for what I might see or hear.
"Well let's get this show on the road," I said walking to the door. Everyone walked over to my car to hear the instructions. "Okay Bella, Rose, and Alice can ride in my car and Emmett and Jasper will take Emmett's jeep. Emmett, Jasper you guys will go to Lauren's house and they're having a get together there so you'll ring the doorbell and say you guys are the strippers they ordered. If they ask you do this for extra cash. You strip down to your underwear's and have to do some teasing with the girls especially Lauren and Jessica. We'll be watching from the tree in front of Lauren's house. So now that you know what to do, let's go we'll park a block or so away."
We took off and headed to Lauren's place. I disliked Lauren strongly she had a bad habit of throwing herself at any guy she thought was "hot". We parked a couple blocks away and I reached into the glove compartment and pulled out my handy camcorder. I saw Alice smile when she saw it. We went over to Lauren's and climbed into a tree that we could, conveniently, see the view perfectly with. I, of course, helped Bella into the tree. Emmett and Jasper waited until we were ready then rung the doorbell. Finally Lauren answered the door and when she saw them and realized what they were wearing millions of dirty things ran through her sick mind.
"You called for two strippers," Emmett said.
"Well I'm glad that you guys are here, but no one called for strippers,' she said, her eyes roaming their body. GROSS!
"Well, we were sent here so someone must have called, can we come in?" Jasper asked flashing a dazzling smile her way.
"MMM…sure…course…whatever," she said opening the door for them. When they walked in I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred. (A/N: OMG YESSS The song's on my profile.)
Right as the first lines were sang Emmett and Jasper grabbed a chair and sat down Lauren and Jessica in them.
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
The music went on then more lines were sung.
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
As the lines were sung, Emmett pulled down his suspenders so they hung loosely off his firemen pants.
I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
While the lines too sexy for Milan were sung Emmett and Jasper turned around and shook their butt in front of Lauren and Jessica's faces.
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
The way I'm disco, dancing
Lauren and Jessica were both wide eyed and looked at each other for a second.
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy, by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What'd you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
By the end of the song Emmett was stripped down to a black thong and Jasper was down to his cowboy hat and underwear's.
"Well we had a lot of fun with you ladies but we got to get out of here, more places to be before the night is out," Emmett said and Mike fake coughed to get Emmett's attention so he would also say gentlemen. Why did he even care all he did was make himself get a little more embarrassed?
"No it's okay sugar, the show was on the house tonight," Emmett said looking straight at Mike earning a lot of laughter.
"Well we'll see all you ladies at school, have a wonderful evening," Jasper said picking up his pants and Emmett's stuff off the floor. They both walked out of the door and without a second thought walked over to the tree we were in.
"What'd you think of the show Eddie, all you ever dreamed of you homo," Emmett said grinning.
"I told you not to call me that, and ask YouTube," I said smacking the back of his head then raising the camcorder so he could see it but have no chance of stealing it.
"You're going to die if that magical appears on YouTube," Jasper said.
"I'm not scared, I'm already dead," I said. Everyone got out of the tree and headed home. Once we got there we resumed the game. I was slightly afraid of what Jasper would say to whoever he picked. Oh God, I hope he doesn't pick-.
"Bella, truth or dare," he spoke cutting off my thoughts. Shit. Freaking asshole.
"Um…dare," she said.
"Okay, I dare you to…," he got an evil grin and before I could look into his head he finished his sentence," kiss Edward."
"No," I said.
"Either she does it or she has to take off some clothes," at that Bella turned a few shades of red.
"Fine," I said. We turned facing each other she closed her eyes. Then she puckered her lips and started leaning forwards to kiss me. I wanted to kiss her, but I couldn't do that with her. Remember turn your face before she, then my thoughts were cut off by her lips. They were molded softly on mine and I hoped they would never leave. We were like that but were interrupted.
"Well kids I know you're having a lot of fun with Bella's dare but this night has to continue," Emmett said. We pulled apart from each other and the night continued. Now it was Bella's turn.
"Um…Alice truth or dare," she said.
"Dare," then her eyes glazed over and when she came out of her vision she was horror struck. "No, no, no, no, you CAN'T, make me do that."
"Sorry Alice but I have no other idea," Bella said. I read Alice's mind and found out what was so horrible and started laughing.
"It's not funny!" she screamed like a three year old who was being made fun of.
"What's not funny?" Rosalie asked.
"She…has...to…burn…her…five…favorite…shirts," I said in between laughter. Everyone started laughing at how attached Alice was to her clothes. She ran up to her room, then into the kitchen and back.
"I'm so, so, sorry guys I'll miss you," she said hugging her shirts. Then she dropped them into a trash can and put a little lighter fluid and lit the shirts. She screamed as they all burned and dry sobbed into her hands, while Jasper patted her back.
"I'm gonna get you back for this Bella," she said pointing at Bella. I could tell Bella was scared, I mean Alice was small but she could cause a lot of trouble. Now it was Alice's turn and she picked Rosalie, and Rosalie picked truth.
"Okay, Rosalie is it true you and Emmett had sex in your sixth period?" Alice asked.
"Emmett I'm going to kill you!" she screamed," Yes."
"Emmett truth or dare," Rosalie said.
"Dare of course," he said confidently.
"I dare you to stop having sex for a month," she said grinning.
"What!!! Hey you can't do that!!!!" he screamed.
"Oh yes I can, and I did," she said. Jasper and me started laughing hysterically.
"Jasper and Edward truth or dare," he said.
"Dare," we said in unison.
"I dare you to eat what Bella brought home from Denny's," he said smiling wickedly.
"Ewww," Jasper said. Emmett brought us the food and we split it. We ate it quickly and started to feel sick.
"Bella come here," Alice said. Bella walked over to Alice and carried her upstairs. Me and Jasper looked at each other and ran to our bathrooms. I was gonna get Emmett back for this.
Hmmm. Bella, Edward kiss. WELL I WISH I WAS BELLA. And just so you guys know the Bella choking part was an inspiration by UchihaSakuraXItachi from a review!!! And the reason Jasper was the cowboy was because he's southern so yeah I could totally see him as a cowboy. Okay I know, I know what the hell I was supposed to have this updated like a lot sooner but it's been hard to write because I have had to practice stuff and clean and my other story and stuff. Thanx to my reviewers twilightxxfanxx1994, BellaxMariexCullen, babygirljen6, pottrprincess, briiittx xhc, Cindylee99, Lesbian love, BellaandEdwardLover, UchihaSakuraXItachi.
BellaxMariexCullen: OMG Thanx 4 the love, support, and PLEASE's, U R AMAZING!!!
Briiittx xhc: OMG OMG OMG if you haven't already seen the outfits go check them out they're on my profile!!! And if I was a guy I would totally be gay for the Cullen men!
UchihaSakuraXItachi: Hey Hey Hey you are TOTALLY an inspiration to me if you haven't noticed already!! Thanx so much and I'm sorry that my story made you inhale that but umm thanx!! At least you didn't die right??
