A/N: Just so you guys know I feel super horrible about not updating when I had this written out for awhile now! So please review and give me requests so I can make it up by writing a lot at once!

Canada sat in his room going about his business of keeping his skin healthy and soft when a young America walked in. "Eww why are you using lotion?" the teen looking boy cried out. "Well, with the harsh conditions of the cold my skin gets….." America had walked out losing interest seeing that Canada wasn't embarrassed.

~~ Years later~~

America sat in his room trying to quickly do his business of keeping his skin healthy and soft when a certain nation walked in. "Hahahahaha, I remember when you caught me…" Canada laughed rolling around on the floor. "Shut up! Close the door!" America cried. He didn't want Poland or England walking by. It was to late, "Why are you using lotion, da?" a certain very scary man had walked in. "Close the door and I'll tell you alright!" America was freaking out majorly. "Ok kolkolkolkol," Russia complied shutting the door softly, "Now why do you lotion?"

America sighed but answered, "When I expanded to the California I got this place now called Death Valley. Its pretty much a barren desert and it makes my skin flaky and ashy!" Canada laughed, "Both me and Russia must lotion our skin do to the harsh cold!" Russia then added in, "But the lotion your using, buddy, will do nothing for moisture. Try this," he handed a bottle that came out of nowhere.

So the three countries sat around America's room debating on which lotions where best. Unfortunately good things never last because the door had unlocked to an albino and a Frenchman who seeing what the three nations were doing immediately put there findings (with pictures) on a socially networking site. Needless to say the Prussia and France then got beat up by hockey stick and faucet pipe. America managed to get quite a few good pictures which he then posted. When they finally made it to the meeting, no one said a word about the event and for a certain five nations they found it to be better that way.