Sakata Gintoki was probably the only man that could make Hijikata feel an incredible mixture of emotions at one time. The Eighth, was Lust.

VIII. Lust

Gintoki licked along Hijikata's pale neck. The sweet skin was calling him as he sat there beside the man. Hijikata uttered out a gasp in surprise. "What- what are you doing?" he demanded with another gasp when Gin bit down onto the skin.

"Nn... does it look like? I'm hungry."

"So go get something to eat!"

"Nothing is sweeter than my Oogushi-kun," he said, whilst continuing his attack on Hijikata's neck.

"Shut up!"

"But it's true. Look I'm already hard just from tasting you-"

Hijikata snatched his hand away from that unmistakable hardness in Gintoki's pants. "Fucking pervert, I said shut up!" Gin seized his hands before he could use them for evil and pinned them above his head as he pushed him flat on his back against the couch. Hijikata blushed at the position switch. "Sakata, those kids could come in any moment. And if I remember correctly, your landlady told us to be quieter next time."

"Then I'll just look..." he hummed with a smile. He opened up Hijikata's black kimono, revealing a lean but muscled chest, and those oh so tasty looking nipples of his.

"There's no way a horny bastard like you can just look," Hijikata scoffed.

Gin looked him straight in the eyes. "But you want it to, don't you? Otherwise you would have resisted more." Hijikata shuddered. He simply couldn't deny that. Gin chuckled at the blush that came over his cheeks. "You're so cute, and delicious too-mmm" he kissed him as if he was going to eat him up. "More delicious that strawberry milk!" He then started sucking on Hijikata's nipples, gently caressing them with his teeth.

"Ooohh.. fuck..." Hijikata gasped and moaned. He was aroused as shit now, and really wanted Gintoki. He dug his fingers into silver curls as the man sucked and bit on parts of his skin that were sure to be bruised, all the while going down to a more intimate place...

"Gin-san!"

Gin jumped off of him so quick neither Kagura nor Shinpachi even suspected a thing when they came in. Hijikata's face was slightly pink, and he had lit a cigarette in record time. "Oh, when did you guys get here?" Gin laughed nervously.

Hijikata was not happy. He glared at the two that just interrupted their sexy time. Hold it- sexy time? Hijikata held his face in his hands. He was starting to think like that silver-haired pervert wasn't he?

"Gin-san Gin-san! Shinpachi and I got money for beating up a bully, so now we can go out to eat instead of eating pickled seaweed and rice!" Kagura cheered.

Gin picked his nose, regardless of the disgusted stare Hijikata gave him. The permed man said, "this isn't the yakuza Kagura-chan. We don't go beating up people for money." Hah, he thought, Oogushi was sure to like his good parenting skills. "However as long as we have the money we should put it to good use..."

"Hold it, it wasn't like that-" Shinpachi laughed, trying to save themselves in front of the Shinsengumi officer on the couch. "And Gin-san aren't you going against what you just said by keeping the money?"

Gintoki wasn't listening, but instead naming all of the things he could do with the money, out loud. "Ahh let's see, the new issue of jump, strawberry milk of course. Handcuffs, whip cream..."

"Oi, you idiot, don't make me arrest you on my day off," Hijikata muttered. He exhaled the gray smoke which went right into Shinpachi and Kagura's faces. Meanwhile, why the hell do you need all of that weird shit? He thought in outrage.

"Hijikata-san, you really shouldn't smoke inside!" Shinpachi wretched at the horrible smell and taste. Kagura was busy gagging and writhing on the floor, shouting something like, 'dying, dying.'

What was with these damn kids and his useless attitude? They were just about to have sex! He was really pissed off now. Sure Toushiro refused Gintoki as much as he allowed himself to every time but when he actually wanted to fuck, he didn't appreciate being told no. He was just glad that he had on loose clothing so his erection didn't show through. Although it pretty much died down when he saw Gin picking his nose. Remind me to have him wash his hands, he thought.

He was pissed off throughout their trip to a restaurant (Gin's favorite place to eat parfaits was what he said) and he was determined to be mad at Gintoki even while eating. He only went because the dumb loser dragged him by the elbow... Okay so maybe he was hoping to get some afterward but did that really matter?

"Uhh, we'll have two parfaits, a br-"

"Gin-san I want pizza!"

"Ano... Kagura, I don't think they sell pi-"

"Can it glasses! Mother always knows best uh-huh. So PIZZA!"

Hijikata glared miserably at all three yorozuya's. He felt like shriveling up and dying; being in their company was just that bad. Not to mention China always had to pick a fight with someone. On the way there she tackled an old man for petting Sadaru, in which the large dog bit Gintoki on the head for trying to help the poor man. The Shinsengumi man put out his cigarette and muttered profanities under his breath.

"And what would you like on your pizza?" the less than bubbly waitress said down at them. She was smiling when she first walked up to them but after standing there and enduring their mess she became fed up and just wanted to go home for the day.

"Ummm... Pickled Seaweed, Sukonbu, and sushi uh-huh, and more pickled seaweed."

"Oi brat, they don't put that garbage on pizza." Gintoki glared at her after receiving a near death glare from the waitress. "Pick something else!"

"Che... sons, once they grow up they think they can control their mothers."

"What kind of mother are you? You're three-feet tall!"

"I have a growth deficiency! Like Coleman-san!"

"It's not san Kagura-"

"Just order the damn pizza!" Hijikata just about screamed at the occupants of the table.

Everybody looked at him then with blank expressions. Then the waitress glared down at him and said, "sir could you refrain from yelling in a restaurant. It is very rude."

"Yeah Oogushi, can't you see there are people trying to eat."

Kagura tilted her chin up and stiffened her upper lip. "What a disgrace!"

Just walk away, Hijikata kept telling himself. But he couldn't do it. Damn the sexual appetite of a grown man! Finally the food was there and thankfully the brats' mouths were filled with food, stopping them from talking. As they chowed down, Hijikata picked at his plate of crap... not literally.

"Oi oi, why aren't you eating? I bought that you know, it'd be a waste if you left it there."

"And what excuse of a meal is this? Pancakes, pizza, salad and sweets? I'm not even sure what china's eating!" Hijikata grumbled and looked out the window as he enjoyed another cigarette. It seemed like he was smoking more these days. Hmm and whose fault was that? It was all that stupid yorozuya's fault of course! Turning him on and then denying him sex! Che... He thought it bad enough that he rarely saw the man, but going two weeks without sex was just torture.

"At least try it first before you say that!"

"Mmnf-!"

"See~ it's good isn't it?" Gintoki smiled as he spoon fed his lover. Hijikata grimaced at the food that was just shoved into his mouth, but chewed and swallowed it nonetheless. His face held a pink tint when he noticed the way Gintoki was looking at him. It was a good thing China and Four eyes were too busy arguing/eating to notice them.

By then they were tuned out anyways. Gintoki continued to feed him. He was becoming excited, and putting aside his shame he decided not to say anything when he felt Gintoki place a hand in his lap. Stunned, he looks at Gintoki without turning his head. The Odd Jobs remained stoic, as if his hand wasn't working it's way into Hijikata's pants at this very moment. He elbowed Gintoki in the ribs but that obviously didn't work. "Not here!" he hissed.

Gintoki didn't react or look his way. He did however whisper into his ear discreetly, "You're not being honest Toushiro. Let me pleasure you~"

"Ah~"

He clamped his hands over his mouth as soon as the sound left it. Gintoki had gripped that bare flesh and squeezed it gently. He was sliding his hand up and down at the very moment. It was so very hard for Hijikata not to moan out loud and arch into that hand. Gintoki that idiot! How could he do such a thing in front of an audience? Unfortunately Shinpachi had heard this and was now looking at them curiously. Oh god oh god he knows! The look in his eyes right now says it all, Hijikata thought frantically.

He tried to keep calm, even as Gintoki's hand started to go lower and lower and pretty soon his fingers were prodding at a certain area that was very very sensitive. By then his face was red, his breath was coming out in quiet little gasps. He had to remove his hands so Shinpachi wasn't suspicious, but now he looked like he knew exactly what was going on.

"Vice Commander-san are you okay? You look a little red..."

"F-fine! I'm just fine." He managed to say briskly, looking down at his plate of uneaten food. And he tried to convince himself of this until that little spot inside of his body was hit directly.

"G-gintoki!"

"H-H-Hijikata-san!" Shinpachi stuttered out, blushing profusely. Had the Vice Commander just moaned! Taking in the situation, Shinpachi looked at Gintoki who at the moment seemed incredibly busy. Suddenly Shinpachi realized exactly what was going on. His blush rose all the way up to his ears.

"Ne, Shinpachi~ you're red..." Kagura said as she nudged his cheek with her greasy, cheesy slice of pepperoni pizza.

Toushiro was equally just as red as Shinpachi, and turning more so as Gintoki continued to thoroughly pleasure him beneath the table surface. I'm going to kill him I'm going to kill him I'm going to kill- Wait a minute, why am I just sitting here! Everybody was looking at them while this smug bastard just sat there!

Hijikata gathered his wits, then skillfully pulled out his sword and hit Gintoki with the blunt right in the stomach. The perm-head keeled over immediately with a groan. Toushiro grinned like a madman, grabbed Gintoki by his shirt collar and said, "you better save your strength Yorozuya, you'll need it once you **** my **** so ****** hard you ****!"

Shinpachi watched in horror as Hijikata dragged Gin-san out of the room. Kagura, meanwhile chewed on a piece of pickled seaweed, in thought. "Shiiiinpachiii," she asked, "why did that useless pig take Gin-san?"

"I'll tell you when you're older Kagura-chan." By then, hopefully the years of counseling will have prepared him to describe to her their boss' weird relationship with the Shinsengumi Vice Commander.

A/N: I took forever with this chapter, so shameful. Don't worry the other two are already written! Please review! Please! Tell me how much you liked or disliked (hopefully that's not the case) it will really boost my confidence. I could use that right now. Thank you! xxx