SasoDei – Sekkus Skato – Chapter 8

Victims of Love

Deidara screamed again.

"Why are you screaming?"

"BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL!!! EWW EWW EWW!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! I'M 120% GAY!!! I NEED MOUTH WASH!! I NEED DISINFECTANT!! I NEED A BOYFRIEND, UN!!!"

Sakura glared at him.

"Listen. You're my new boyfriend, okay?"

"FUCK NO!!!"

Deidara pushed the girl away from him and spat on the floor, trying to get her disgusting taste off of his lips.

"YES YOU ARE!!"

"NO I'M FUCKING NOT, UN!! AND FACE IT, NO BOY EVER FUCKING WOULD!! YOU'RE A BITCH!!! GO BLEACH YOUR HAIR!!! THE PINK BURNS PEOPLE'S EYE SOCKETS, UN!!!!"

Sakura blinked at him and burst out crying.

"YOU DON'T MEAN THAT!!!"

"HOOK ME UP WITH A FREAKING LIE DETECTOR, UN!! IT IS THE GOD DAMN FUCKING TRUTH!! AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN GO COMMIT SUICIDE YOU DAMN FUCKING GIRL, UN!!!"

Sakura turned and ran off out the library, crying. Not that anyone really gives a damn (hopefully).

Deidara wiped his mouth. YUK!!!

He turned around. Deidara wasn't prepared when another pair of lips pressed gently against his own. Bitter. He immediately recognised them and wrapped his arms around the person's neck.

Deidara stared softly into the brown orbs of his Sasori Danna. He closed his eyes and melted into the kiss.

Sasori wrapped his arms around Deidara's waist, pulling their bodies together. Fuck being Straight, Deidara was so damn worth it.

Sasori nibbled on Deidara's bottom lip, begging for entrance into the blonde's sugar sweet mouth. Deidara opened his mouth to Sasori's expert tongue.

The two entered a war of dominance against each other. After a bit Deidara submitted, Sasori's tongue free to roam his mouth. Electricity seemed to run between them, starting from tongues and ending at their toes.

They finally pulled away when their lungs became starved of oxygen. Their lips were connected by a thin trail of saliva, both bitter and sweet. Deidara's face was blushed and lustful.

"Danna, un~?"

"I'm not straight, Deidara. I never have been. No matter how much I've fucking tried." Deidara blinked at him in both confusion and lust, still panting from the kiss. Sasori sighed. "That's the reason I have my classes here, it's the same concept that your mother came up with."

"B-But why, un? I thought most the guys at Shinobi Institute were gay."

Sasori gave Deidara a look of disbelief.

"Who told you that load of bull?"

"Konan, un."

"Ah. That's the reason. Listen, most of the guys at Shinobi Institute are straight. The only ones I can think of that aren't are the Akatsuki."

"You know of the Akatsuki, un?"

Sasori blinked at him. "Of course!! I used to be one of them. Course that was before…"

"Before what, un?"

Sasori sighed.

"Just watch the flash back."

*flash back*

"What's this?"

"It's art."

The boy quirked an eyebrow.

"A flower is art?"

"Not the Flower, the beauty of it."

Sasori smiled softly.

The person of his affections snorted.

"Ah, thanks? But what is it for?"

Sasori adjusted his glasses. He was 16 years old and had been at Shinobi Institute for about 2 months. But he had already fallen in love with someone. And that person was-

"PEIN!!"

The orange haired 16 year old looked behind to see Konan at the fence, waving to him. Pein waved back at her.

"I'm thinking about asking Konan out, what do you think Saso?"

Sasori's eyes widened. Konan? But-But-But-But…

"I think you suit each other. Give her the flower."

Pein quirked an eyebrow at him and then looked down to the white rose in hand.

"Really? I mean, don't you want it back?"

Sasori smirked and put his hands into his pockets.

"Why would I want a white rose? I thought that you could give it to Konan. It would be nice to see you get a girl friend."

Pein smirked at him.

"Hey, you're still single, aren't you, Saso?"

"Yeah, your point?"

"You aught to get yourself a Girlfrie- Wait…You're straight right? Cause it would be really weird if you're gay since we're sharing a room."

Sasori quirked an eyebrow at him.

"Do I look gay to you? Listen Pein, I'm as straight as a metal ruler." Lie.

"Well, that's a relief. HEY KONAN!!"

Pein ran off. Sasori watched as they talked through the fence and as Pein handed the rose to Konan through the wires.

He sighed and looked down at his feet.

"Good going, Sasori, you just got your heart broken."

"Hey Sasori."

Sasori looked to see his cousin, Gaara (whom was 15) standing next to him.

"Hey Cuz."

"I reckon it's stupid how we can't do art."

"Yeah."

"Hey Sasori, you work at Kunoichi College, don't you?"

Sasori quirked an eyebrow at him.

"Yeah, but it is only as the Librarian, nothing really important."

"Hey, every job is important. We should see if we can go do art with the girls!!"

Sasori blinked at him through his glasses.

"Aren't you gay?"

Gaara blinked back at him.

"I only wanna do art there. So you in?"

Sasori smirked.

"Course. I think that I'm going to see if I can take all of my classes there."

"Hey, aren't you gay as well?"

Sasori sighed.

"Not any more, Gaara. Not any more."

Who was he trying to kid? Well, maybe going to the girl's school would straighten him out!! Yeah!!

"Well, come on Sasori, let's go stand up to the school system."

"Deal."

The ending shot of the flash back was a montage of Sasori and Gaara battling the school system with giant 6ft Styrofoam swords, with the song Victims of Love by Good Charlotte playing.

*end of flash back*

"So, does that solve all your problems?"

"What the fuck was that, un?!"

"…Okay, maybe that end part with the Styrofoam swords never happened, but you get the idea."

"NO THAT!! THE ENTIRE THING!!"

"Oh, it was a flashback, Baka."

"HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?!"

"Ask the author."

"Na, the author is making me carry on with the plot. Wait…YOU LIKED PEIN!?!" Deidara stared at Sasori (they were still in the same position as before).

"Yeah, but I stopped liking him from then on. That's when I left the Akatsuki and started taking classes at Kunoichi College."

Deidara nodded.

"Wait…You're the librarian?"

Sasori snorted.

"Obviously, Brat."

"Well, that explains why you're the only one I ever see in here. Oh, and probably explains why you're not at art."

"Yeah, I'm the art teacher only 3 days a week."

"Oh, un…That also explains why you weren't the art teacher on my first day here…"

"Yeah. Just then I was in the store room sorting out some new books that came today when I heard all of your yelling. So I went to investigate what the ruckus was and…yeah…" Deidara nodded and rested his head against Sasori's chest. "Which reminds me Brat…Detention."

Deidara sighed.

"Let me guess. No kissing in the library, un?"

"See Dei-Chan, you are learning!!"

Deidara sighed.

"Fine, un, whatever."

Sasori ran his finger tips gently through Deidara's golden locks.

"Well, Brat, for your punishment you have to join me in the storage room."

Deidara groaned and looked up at Sasori.

"Awww, Danna, I dun't wanna sort books, un!!"

Sasori smirked down at him, a glint in his chocolate brown eyes. He moved his lips next to Deidara' ear and whispered seductively.

"Who said anything about sorting books, Dei-Chan?"

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