"So what exactly did you find?" Riku asks as he drives. "These" Sora holds out his clues. "What the hell is this? Some type of cookie or snickerdoodle looking thing?" Riku examines the oddly shaped thing Sora found. "That looks oddly familiar" Sora leans forward. "Isn't it obvious" Riku raises an eyebrow. "Maybe it's a comb" Sora starts to try and comb his hair with it. "Oh come on Sora! Look at it!" Riku smacks him. "Then it is a cookie" Sora's about to eat it when "Just stop..now Sora and avoid a trip to the hospital" Riku stops him from eating it. "Then what is it?" he groans. "It's one of Axel mini chakram things" Riku waves his hand carelessly. "Oh, then what's with the pencils?" Sora holds out the other clues. "Don't care. All I know is that we're not the only ones who're on this case" Riku goes back to the contorls. Sora shrugs and lays back, still looking at the mini chakram. "Put, the chakram, down" Riku calls, causing Sora to give up.

Chapter 7: Work All Day

"And that's what doesn't make sense, Roxy" Axel explains to Roxas as they walk up another hill. "But I was cute and could probably have been stronger too!" he complains, flailing his arms. "Well it wouldn't be fair to us, so SUCK IT UP!" Demyx looks over to him. "Just wait until I talk to Saix and we'll see what's unfair!" Roxas laughs evily. "You do that little Freedom Fighter and we'll see what happens" Axel pats his head, Roxas starting to growl. "Speaking of Mr. Werewolf, what'd you think everybody's doin at home?" Demyx asks. "Probably rotting their butts off" Axel shrugs. "Xemnas did say they'd have to do chores" Roxas thinks back a few days ago. "It must be just as hard for them since their chibi too, huh?" Demyx asks. "Suckas!" Axel chuckles evily.

-Back at HQ- "GOSH!" Larxene tries to hold the broom right, but obviously can't due to her chibiness. "To heck with all that!" she wacks it to the ground, but it bounces back into her face, fulfilling its revenge. "Lousy piece of dog sh-" "Are you talking to yourself again?" Vexen creeps up behind her. "Ew, NASTY! Go back to the hallucination you came from" she pretends to gag. "Oh, shut your face, bitch" he snarls. "Soooo not sorry. Besides, I'm still tweaked that we still have to do chores in these conditions while St. Elmo's Fire, Mr. Bubbles, and the Sun are out doing whatever they want. They might not even come back for all we know!" she crosses her arms. "It's not like we had any good choices. It was either sweeped or get your body sweeped up, spray or have your blood sprayed everywhere, plumb or have your body plumbed up from the toilet, wash clothes or have your body stuffed in the washing machine" Vexen makes some interesting remarks. "You know that last one didn't make a whole lot of sense right?" Larxene twitches.

"We should get a maid around here!" Marluxia starts to complain as he walks into the kitchen and looks in the supply closet for some cleaning stuff. "And what? Pay them? That'd be stupid" Larxene rolls her eyes. "At least they'd be doing the things we wouldn't be doing now!" Vexen shrugs. "But is there one at the door? NOOOO, there isn't!" Marluxia finds what he need, sneaks them into his coat, and heads for the door. "What'd you get stuck doing?" Larxene smirks at what he's hiding. "You don't need to know" he glares back at her. "Fine, be that way" she pouts as he walks out the door. "What'd he get?" Vexen asks. "Who knows?" she tries to pick up the broom again, but ends up accidentally swinging it and knocking over several innocent bistanding dishes. "LOUSY PIECE OF ANIMAL SH-"

Anyways. -Somewhere else in the HQ- "For Pete's sake" Lexaeus starts picking up the pile of clothes on the floor. "This is completely stupid" Xaldin complains, dusting from the other side of the room. "You got that right. It's also stupid Xemnas does his stupid 'inside question' things at meetings" Lexaeus rolls his eyes. "I can see why almost half of us wanted to overthrow the Organization" Xaldin sighs. "Hey guys!" Luxord comes walking in with his rich sounding accent and deck of cards that he seems to never go anywhere without, even to the bathroo-"What do you want, Poker Prick? We don't have time to play" Xaldin looks back at him. "Yeesh. Is disaster area Xaldin about to spread his ugliness to the whole world?" Luxord teases, Xaldin trying to hold himself back, but isn't really doing a great job.

"Shouldn't you be doing something?" Lexaeus asks, trying to stop a brawl. "I am, but I was walking by this room when I noticed the floor was a mess" he explains. Xaldin and Lexaeus look around the floor to see it's spotless since Lexaeus picked up and has, a humongo pile of clothes on him. "Either the little germs on the floor count as dirty, or you're a blind idiot. The floor's clean" Xaldin points. "Really now? Are you sur-FIFTY-TWO CARD PICK-UP!" Luxord automatically throws his cards up in the air for no reason and scatters them all over the floor. "You IDIOT! Do you have any idea how long we've been cleaning this room for with bodies like these!" Lexaeus growls. "You guys are just whimps" Luxord casually waves his hand. "Oh you're gonna get it now..." Xaldin growls. The other two look over to him to see some wind whirling around a pret-ty angry chibi. "Whoa man, calm down" Lexaeus starts backing up then runs behind Luxord.

"You're dead meat!" Xaldin growls, his wind becoming even stronger. "Oh crap!" Luxord tries to hold up one of his cards as a shield. Unfortunately for him, it didn't block Xaldin's Angry Chibi Gust attack from hitting him in the face with a side of dust getting all over the place, including his face. "Oh great! I would've settled for picking up the stupid cards instead of this!" Lexaeus climbs out of the pile of clothes he dropped. "Gosh! Can't take a joke, can ya ugly!" Luxord glares at him. "Would you like another breeze, or a lance up your ass?" Xaldin's about to summons his lancers. "Uh...I'm getting out of here!" Luxord runs out the door, Xaldin chasing after him. "Great, leave me to clean up the clothes. I don't need any help" Lexaeus says sarcastically. Just then, Xaldin peeks in from the doorway. "Oh, Lexaeus, you got something on your head" he motions to his head, then leaves. He looks up and reaches for what it is, only to find..."AAAAAHHHHH! LARXENE'S UNDIES! NAAAAASTAAAAAAY!" he flails them off like crazy. The Power of Underwear!

-Somewhere else in the HQ- Saix is somewhat vacuuming in the lounge area. Amazingly enough, he's pushing it and keeping the cord from getting sucked into the vacuum and exploding in on itself, despite his cute chibiness. "Saix" Xemnas just happens to come walking in like he's the king of the castle, oh wait. He is! "What's up?" Saix asks. "Have you seen Zexion? I haven't seen him in a while" he asks. Saix sighs and looks towards the soda closet (Everybody like soda!). "He's in there. He already washed the dishes and sprayed the windows. He decided to go in there for some reason and he's been making weird noises ever since" Saix shudders. "Let's see what he's doing. I had a job for him" Xemnas says as he and Saix head for the door.

"Zexion? What're you doing in there?" Xemnas knocks on the door, only to hear mumbles. "You better not be making out with Larxene in there. I don't want to have to clean up my own vomit" Saix shudders. "Don't get too close to the closet. Don't come up to the closet" Zexion can be heard singing. "Is he singing?" Saix pricks up his ears. "Zexion, I have a job for you" Xemnas knocks again. "Step away from the closet! I got a barretta!" and at that moment, Xemnas and Saix start to back away from the door. "Anyways, I came to ask if you'd go out and see if Axel, Roxas, and Demyx were okay, but I guess being a vampire is more fun than that" Xemnas shrugs. "Hi!" Zexion slams open the door, nearly knocking the others back. "So, will you do it?" Saix asks. "Can't. I don't know where they went. Plus, I'm looking up all types of words in my lexicon!" he looks back into the book.

"Why're you reading in the soda closet?" Saix asks. "There's blood red looking soda in here, annoying sun's out there, and Xigbar's out there too" Zexion explains quickly. "The soda's called 'strawberry' incase you forgot. And you said the sun doesn't bother you! And what's up with Xigbar?" Xemnas asks. "It is. It doesn't, but still temporarily blinds me, and HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT XIGBAR'S BEEN DOING OUT THERE!" Zexion yells. "What's he doing?" Saix asks. "Look out the window" Zexion points to the window across the lounge. The three of them walk over and look outside to see..."STOP THIS CRAZY THING!" Xigbar yells excitedly, barely clinging onto the lawn mower. "Why's he doing that? We don't even have any grass or anything growing around here. There's no reason he should be doing that!" Saix complains. "Exactly, he came in here earlier" Zexion looks back at the lawn mower tracks around the room.

"What's everybody looking at?" Marluxia comes out of one of the lounge doors. "Xigbar being an idiot. Are you doing your job?" Xemnas turns around. "Yes" he mumbles. "Did somebody ask what Marluxia's job is?" Larxene pops in. "Yes we did. And I would like to know as well" Zexion crosses his arms. "Somebody do something about that stupid mop! It nearly killed me!" Vexen comes in. "Oh just call the whole world to be here!" Marluxia yells. "I can get the rest of the team he-" "DON'T!" Marluxia cuts off a smirking Xemnas. "So. What are you doing?" Saix asks. He takes a deep breath in and lets out a long sigh. "Riggingthecoimet" he mumbles. "What?" Larxene asks. "Leaningdasoymet" he mumbles again. "Eating a basket?" Vexen asks, causing Larxene to slap him. Marluxia crosses his arms and sighs again. "I'm cleaning the toilet" he lets out. And just like that, the whole room starts to crack up.

"Hey! Xemnas made me do it!" he points at him. "Only because you had to start that stupid conversation at the meeting a few days ago! Let the time fit the crime, idiot!" he chuckles. "It was a QUESTION!" he yells. "Same difference" Xemnas shrugs. "You just had to worry about the toilet so much!" Larxene still cracks up. "Leave me alone!" he pouts...chiouts. And out of complete random-LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! "GANG WAAAAAY!" Xigbar crashes through the window. I told them. Everybody starts to freak out as Xigbar starts mowing down almost everybody. "I just vacuumed there!" Saix growls, starting to go all werewolf. "Don't eat me!" Xigbar starts to steer it down the hall, Saix chasing after him. Everybody stares at where they ran off to in complete silence. "Whoo! What a DAY this has been!" Larxene breaks the silence. Riiiiiight...

-Back on the road- "Must be horrible there!" Roxas shudders. "Thank you spaced off mind for getting me out of chores" Demyx sighs happily. "Yeah, I'd hate to be doing my regular duties in this form when fighting is hard enough already" Axel sighs in relief. "I wanna be a werewolf!" Roxas chiouts. "Ooooh, Roxy!" Axel playfully ruffles his hair, making Roxas feel better. "Speaking of fighting, what do we do now?" Demyx asks nervously. "Uh..." Roxas and Axel look up to see a bunch of Heartless ahead of them. "Well, time to try it out now" Roxas gets up, sweatdropping like crazy.

"Roxas, if you keep doing that, your hair'll get wet" Axel flings off a sweatdrop. What the heck? Stop breaking the laws of PHYSICS! "Sorry. Ready team?" Roxas gets in his battle position. "Right!" Demyx and Axel get set. "Dancer on Water" Demyx emits a blue aura. "Assassain in Fire" Axel emits a red aura. "Samurai in Light" Roxas emits a light aura. "If this doesn't work, then we go with plan KYAG" Axel nods. "What's that?" Demyx asks. "Kiss Your Ass Good-bye!" Axel laughs nervously while the others shudder. Trembling like malfunctioning blenders, they charge into the group. To be continued!