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Christina McLean was slowly pacing the room where she was allowed to perform her exercises. So far she was unimpressed with Chris' attempts to do a better show than her, but she knew it paid to be thorough. She had made her brother look like a total idiot at the start of the season with those cue cards. But her plan to get Cody eliminated early in the game succeed. When she found out about the game Cody had agreed to play with Sierra she sought a way to turn it to her advantage. She knew that Cody was one of the more popular characters, and if Cody lost the game then she knew it was highly improbable that he would actually give Sierra the combination to the lock on his chastity belt, and as a result he would be eliminated from the season, and much fewer people would stay to watch. Unfortunately she had underestimated Cody's intelligence; so far he had outwitted Sierra several times.

"A minor setback…"

Team Liberty wasn't going to eliminate Sierra just yet, she knew more about the campers on Team Justice than anyone else, and Team Liberty was running out of smart people. There was still plenty of time for her to figure out how to get Cody eliminated. There was one camper who was even more popular that she had to figure out how to take down.

"John…"

John wasn't just the first and only cancer survivor on Total Drama; he was one of the only campers on the show that was actually an American. But getting him booted wasn't going to be easy. After the merge he would probably be one of the first people the others would try to boot, but in TDH he had won almost every challenge, and knowing Chris he might just fix the votes or something after the merge.

"Maybe I could have my people take his mother, sister, and girlfriend hostage… No I have enough counts of kidnapping on my resume… It's time for something different."

"Alright Miss McLean, up against the wall."

"Was that an hour already?"

"Yes it was, now get up against the wall and keep your hands where I can see them."

"I know the routine Zack; we've been doing this for months."

"Talk back again, and I'll shoot you."

"Oh Zachary… You really should learn how to shut your big mouth; it could get you into a lot of trouble."

"I hate those chambers." said Gwen as the campers were sitting down for breakfast "Whenever I wake up I think I'm dead."

"We'll just have to make sure we win the next challenge then."

"What is the next challenge anyway?" asked Bridgette.

"It's usually the first thing Chris brings up when he wakes us."

"Cassandra, when are we going to get to… wherever it is we're going?" asked John.

"We had to make a few stops to refuel last night, but I imagine we should be there within a couple hours."

"A few stops?"

"The train runs partially on solar power, which is difficult for it to do in the middle of the night. So we had to use several alternative energy sources"

"Solar power? I thought Chris said the power source for this train was experimental."

"The plasma drive is an experimental source of clean energy. It generates more than enough power for the train, but if we overclock it then it might overheat and explode."

"Uh… when you say explode, do you mean… boom?"

"Yes Lindsay, boom. But that's why I'm here; to make sure that doesn't happen. The train has been running smoothly since the season started.

Confessional Car: Gwen

"That's comforting…"

"Okay campers, today's challenge takes us to the golden state and the entertainment capital of the world. That's right; we're going to Hollywood Los Angeles, California!"

Confessional Car: John

"It's only the fifth challenge, and we've already gone from New York to L.A."

"Back in season two your challenges were based on movie genres. For those of you that were with us at the time, prepare for some nostalgia. For those of you that weren't with us, it's time to see what you missed. Cassandra…"

"The Wheel of Genre program is set Chris."

"Excellent, spin the wheel!"

The campers watched the screen as a virtual wheel span like a whirlpool and stopped.

"The genre is horror."

"I was hoping you guys would get that one."

Chris took the campers to a movie set that was meant for a horror movie.

"Since the randomly selected genre was horror, your challenge will be to face… the terrifying… the deadly… the unstoppable… FRANKEN-WOLFULA!"

"Franken what?" asked Sarah.

"Franken-Wolfula! The monstrous reanimated half werewolf half vampire, also known as a werepire or vamwolf."

Confessional Car: Sarah

"Sounds like Chris has been watching too many trashy horror movies."

Confessional Car: Heather

"Vamwolf? There's no such thing as a vamwolf. And there's no such thing as albinos either."

Confessional Car: Gwen

"Okay, reanimated werewolves I can deal with, but how can you be half vampire and half werewolf? Well… I supposed you could stick body parts of vampires and werewolves together, but considering that they're mortal enemies I think the parts would be incompatible and the reanimate would just die."

"Franken-Wolfula is wandering this movie lot; your challenge is to find a way to kill him before he gets you. You will each be given a device that acts as a map and a monitor for the monster's health points. Whenever you do something that actually hurts him he loses health points. The first person to kill him wins invincibility for their team. The question is… how do you kill a reanimated werepire? You're going to have to run around the lot and find out for yourself."

Confessional Car: Duncan

"I think a shotgun loaded with silver bullets would suffice, but I doubt Chris has left us any."

"What happens if neither team is able to kill him before he gets us?" asked Cody.

"Then nobody wins invincibility, and both teams will have to vote someone off."

Confessional Car: Sierra

"Wow! There's never been a pre-merge double elimination before!"

"Chris, I don't think we can all fit both teams in the economy capsules." said Cassandra.

"If it comes to that, I'm sure Cody and I can share a capsule…" said Sierra.

"That won't be necessary." said Cody "I've seen my fair share of horror movies, and I think I know what to do."

"And don't even think of ruining this challenge for us." said Heather "Or I guarantee you'll be the one that gets eliminated."

"Okay campers that's enough talk, let's get this show on the road!"

"So… any ideas?" asked Geoff.

"I think we should stick to silver bullets." said Gwen.

"I thought silver only worked on werewolves, this thing is part vampire."

"Silver works on vampires too."

"Knowing Chris it probably won't be that simple."

"Bridgette's right, we need should try several different ideas and see what works."

"Harold and Owen, you come with me." said John "The rest of you find something that can stop a vampire, werewolf, or Frankenstein monster."

Meanwhile the members of Team Liberty were trying to come up with their own plan.

"What are we fighting again?" asked Lindsay.

"A reanimated werepire."

"What's a werepire?"

"Oh it's a big ugly hairy beast with wings that eats… anything in… sight." said Tyler.

"Oh come on, it's just Chef in a costume." said Heather.

"That's not the point."

"So what's the plan Cody?" asked Sierra.

"Well… I don't really know."

"I thought you said you were an expert on horror movies!" said Heather.

"There's never been a movie about reanimated half werewolf half vampire."

"Chris did say there as a way to kill him somewhere on the lot… But splitting up is never a good thing to do in a horror movie."

The campers made their way across the lot in groups looking for anything that might be useful, suddenly…

"AHHH!"

Heather fell down a pit that was concealed in the middle of the lot.

"Oh no! A big blow to Team Liberty as Heather falls down the bottomless pit and is rendered useless for the rest of the challenge!"

"What the heck Chris?"

"What's a horror movie without a random pit trap?"

Confessional Car: Heather

"Why do Alejandro and I keep coming back to this show?"

The movie lot had more horror movie sets than the campers expected.

"Castle Dracula… Castle Frankenstein… zombie graveyard… werewolf cabin… but no sign of our guy anywhere…" said Izzy.

"What does a werepire look like?" asked Lindsay.

"I don't know, I've never seen one."

"Then how will we know it when we see it?"

"Well… he'd probably look something like that."

"ROOOAAAAR!"

"REANIMATED WEREPIRE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" screamed Cody.

All the members of Team Liberty took off running, except for DJ who was frozen on the spot.

Confessional Car: Chef

"That kid really needs to man up."

"Cody is this one of those times when it's good to split up in a horror movie?" asked Sierra.

"Yes!"

"We'll meet back at the gate!" said Izzy "He can't kill all of us!"

"Why can't he kill all of us?" asked Tyler.

"Good question."

Lindsay, Tyler, and Beth all ran off in one direction, while Cody, Sierra, and Izzy ran another way. Chef figured the first three were easier prey.

"Come on… I know I learned something in school…" said Tyler.

After running through about three movie sets Tyler finally saw something that looked useful.

"Yes!"

Tyler picked up a huge shovel and snapped the wooden pole against the wall, then turned to face the costumed Chef.

"Get back! Back I say!"

Confessional Car: Lindsay

"My Tyler is so brave…"

Chef didn't even slow down, so Tyler shoved the wooden pole into his gut, but for some reason Chef's health bar didn't go down at all.

"What? Why didn't that work?"

"You missed my heart. Plus I'm only half vampire, and you're mincemeat!"

Lindsay quickly looked around and saw a bucket of water.

"Let go of my boyfriend you creepy ghoul!"

Lindsay threw the water in Chef's face, but his health bar didn't go down at all.

"Aren't you supposed to melt?"

"That's the wicked witch…"

Confessional Car: Lindsay

"Now he tells me…"

"Guy's according to this Liberty has already lost half their people." said Harold.

"Okay, everyone get ready. Remember, it doesn't matter who kills him, we just need to make sure that whoever does is on our team."

Duncan, Gwen, and Sarah had managed to find some prop shotguns, now they just needed to find some ammo.

Confessional Car: Duncan

"Why is it so hard to find fake silver bullets on a movie lot that shoots horror movies?"

"Whoa!"

"What! What is it?" asked Sarah.

"Stay away from the doors and windows!" said Gwen.

"Why?"

"Don't you watch horror movies? You need to keep your back to the wall, a wall that no one can break through or shove a knife through."

"I don't think that rule applies in this situation…"

"Why not?"

"Because he's right above us."

Chef came swooping down on some wires.

"Run!"

Duncan and Gwen took off in one direction and Sarah took off in another, she kept running and running until.

"AHHH!"

Sarah fell down the same pit that Team Liberty passed earlier and landed on top of Heather.

Smack!

They instantly flew off each other.

"YUCK!"

"EWW!"

"BLAH!"

"Oh my god!" exclaimed Chris "Please tell me you got that!"

"I got it!"

"Awesome!"

Confessional Car: Heather

"That didn't happen, she doesn't exist!"

Confessional Car: Sarah

"As if it wasn't bad enough to be the first person on Justice to lose the challenge wasn't bad enough."

"We just lost Sarah." said Owen looking at his monitor.

"Okay then, you and Harold stay here, I'll draw him in."

John made his way down the watching and listening for any sign of his quarry.

Confessional Car: John

"Too bad its Chef in a costume instead of another virtual simulation like in Shipwreck, otherwise I could just use my swords to deal with this thing."

"Down on your bones and pray dragon boy…"

John turned and faced the hulking hairy green horror.

"If anyone should be praying… it's you!"

John took off and ran in the opposite direction. He had one huge advantage over Chef; the monster costume looked like it was designed only to ensure that it scared people, but John's White Dragon armor was designed for action as well as style.

Confessional Car: Harold

"When they made the original Godzilla, the actor could only stay in the costume for five minutes without passing out. Something tells me Chef was feeling a little hot under the mask as John lured him into our trap."

John lured Chef back to the fake church where he and the others had set their trap.

"Hey Ramotith! Take this!"

Harold shot at Chef with a squirt gun.

"Water? The stereotypical dumb blonde already tried that."

"That was holy water mixed with garlic you fool!" said Owen.

"Does it look like I'm hurt?"

John and the others looked at their monitors and saw that Chef's health bar hadn't changed at all.

"Aw hell…"

"Prepare yourselves for digestion!"

Owen seemed to have forgotten that this was only a challenge, because he grabbed a nearby flask of oil and poured some of it on one of John's swords and the rest on the ground. The he picked up one of the candles and shattered it.

"Get back! Back I say!"

"Are you crazy?"

"I said get back!"

Confessional Car: John

"Owen was probably just a little caught up in the moment."

Confessional Car: Owen

"I'm embarrassed… I'm supposed to be Total Drama All-Star, and here I am looking like a total lunatic."

Meanwhile Beth finally caught up with the rest of Team Liberty's surviving campers.

"Where are Lindsay and Tyler?" asked Sierra.

"They didn't make it."

"Well, then I guess it's up to us." said Cody.

"But how do you kill a monster that's part vampire, part werewolf, and part Frankenstein?"

"How about a flamethrower!" said Izzy.

Confessional Car: Cody

"Izzy with a flamethrower? I don't want to be around when that happens."

"There's only one way to kill a reanimated werepire…"

"George?"

"You know how to kill that thing?" asked Beth.

"Sure, I fought one back in WWII. There I was in Paris surrounded by Nazis when our reinforcements arrived. Them cowardly fascists took off like a bunch of deer shouting things no one could understand when one of them…"

"George, just tell us how we can beat it."

"Okay… you kids today are so impatient. Here's what you've got to do… If you're a boy you need to put on a flowing white garment, like a priest's robe. You ladies will need to put on your bathing suits. Then when the beast comes after you, you've got to say Frankenstein backwards while waving around some silver torches that have been laced in garlic."

"Did you make that up?" asked Cody.

"Do you want to win this challenge or not?"

"Is there any other way?" asked Beth.

"Well… You could have the boy strip down to your birthday suit, give him a silver blade that's been laced in garlic and is on fire, and have him in half."

"What?"

"Why do I have to get naked?" asked Cody.

"I don't make the rules kid. I'd rather see some crazy babes running around myself."

"Do you have a silver blade handy?" asked Sierra looking hopeful.

"Give me the robe." said Cody.

Confessional Car: Sierra

"Damn it!"

While the members of Team Liberty prepared their trap, Team Justice had just lured Chef into an ambush of their own.

"Eat silver hairy!" bellowed Geoff.

The shotguns were fake, and the silver bullets were just pellets that had been spray-painted silver, but that wasn't the reason they weren't having any effect on Chef's health bar.

"Sorry kids, I'm only half werewolf."

"But it works on vampires too!" said Gwen.

"Obviously you haven't seen Franken-Wolfula rises from the grave. Werepires can't be killed the same way twice."

"You and Chris have definitely been watching too many trashy horror movies." said Duncan.

Confessional Car: Chef

"What? Franken-Wolfula rises from the grave is a classic!"

"Hey! Frankenstein! Over here!" said Beth.

Chef went after Beth because she looked like much easier prey than all the members of Justice.

"Here he comes! Is everyone ready?"

"Everyone here is set to kill a monster." said Izzy.

Confessional Car: Cody

"I look like a choir boy in this thing… Guess it's better than the alternative."

Beth lured Chef to the mummy's tomb set, when he was inside Beth threw the switch to trap him inside.

"Now!"

Sierra and Izzy jumped out in their bathing suits, and Cody came out in a white robe. They all had silver torches in hand.

"Nietsneknarf! Nietsneknarf! Nietsneknarf!"

Chef just kept advancing, so Beth took a quick look at her monitor.

"It's not working!"

"But we followed the instructions! We got the torches, garlic, bathing suits, robe; we're saying Frankenstein backwards…"

"AHHH!"

Suddenly Chef's health bar went down by ten points.

"I get it!" exclaimed Izzy "You don't say Frankenstein backwards, you say Frankenstein backwards!"

Confessional Car: Cody

"Makes about as much sense as anything else on this show."

"Frankenstein backwards! Frankenstein backwards! Frankenstein backwards! Frankenstein backwards! Frankenstein backwards! Frankenstein backwards! Frankenstein backwards! Frankenstein backwards! Frankenstein backwards!"

Chef's health bar dropped down to zero.

"Team Liberty wins!" exclaimed Chris.

Confessional Car: John

"Two eliminations in a row? What is wrong with me?"

Confessional Car: Gwen

"I honestly don't know who to vote for, we all kinda blew it."

Confessional Car: Sierra

"Some people would think this is anybody's elimination, but as a certified expert on Total Drama I think I can safely assume that John is probably the only person on Team Justice who is safe."

While Team Liberty went to the first class car to enjoy a monster movie marathon, the members of Team Justice placed their votes in the ballot box of death.

"Well campers, it's been one heck of a day. None of your plans to kill Franken-Wolfula worked, Owen went a little nuts, but let's watch my favorite part again."

Chris brought down the screen to show them the scene where Sarah fell on top of Heather.

"Oh my god!" laughed Duncan.

"I don't think big Al is gonna be too happy about that."

"For the last time, it was not a kiss!" said Sarah.

"If you say so… There are only seven eagles on this tray tonight, the camper who does not get an eagle…"

"Must get on the Handcart of Losers and leave, we know the drill."

"Spoilsport… Anyway, the first eagle goes to… Owen…Duncan… Bridgette… John… Gwen… and… Sarah."

That left only Geoff and Harold.

"Campers… this is the final eagle of the evening."

Harold and Geoff were both on the edge of their seats.

"The eagle goes to… Harold."

"Phew…"

"Aww man…"

"Geoff, the people have spoken."

"It's okay Geoffy, I'll win the million for us."

"I'll still love you even if you don't."

"Very touching." said Chris "Now get out of here."

(To be continued)