Chapter Eight: Don't ph34r the reaper
Frenzy and Starscream watched as tank just moved its cannon around,
"Why is it just sitting there," Frenzy asked.
"Just trying to mess with our heads," replied Starscream, "Let's get back to the Scorponok."
Meanwhile, Joan the tank was still explaining things to Bumblebee, "This tank is equipped with an autofire sequence that can be activated when pressing the autofire button." Bumblebee tried to find the button as Joan kept talking.
"Okay, you ready," Starscream asked Frenzy, "Let's do this on three. One."
"Wait, on three or three then we go?"
"On three. It's always faster to go on three."
"Okay, okay, on three."
Bumblebee found the autofire button and activated it,
"Tutorial deactivated," said Joan, "Autofire sequence activated. Acquiring targets."
"I'm going for the jeep," Optimus told Jazz, "Cover me."
As Starscream began counting, Frenzy slowly backed away from him and head for the Scorponok and Joan began locking on to a target. When Starscream counted to three, he turned and saw Frenzy running ahead of him,
"Oh you backstabbing c&kbite," he cursed. Frenzy was almost there when he heard something,
"Firing main cannon." Joan shot a blast that sent the Scorponok farther from Frenzy and startled Starscream, Frenzy, and Optimus.
"Son of a bitch-bot," they all yelled.
The two Decepticons ran in the open field trying to avoid the cannon fire from the pursing tank. Optimus ran back to the cliff where Jazz was watching everything,
"Hey, dude, the jeep blew up," he said to Optimus.
"No kidding. Thanks for the update, Jazz," Optimus replied sarcastically.
Frenzy and Starscream found cover from the tank behind some rocks,
"Hey, I have a great idea," Starscream said, "Let's get out of the jeep and sneak around the sides of the rocks. GREAT PLAN YOU IDIOT!!!"
The tank assumed the Decepticons were destroyed, "All targets eliminated," she said, "Acquiring new target."
Optimus saw the tank down below, "Hey Jazz, look at this. It's the proto and he brought the tank out to scare off the Decepticons."
"What? No way."
"Hey, proto, good job," called out Optimus, "Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?"
The tank turned its cannon to the Autobot leader, "New target acquired."
"That's not a target," said Bumblebee, "That's Optimus."
"Yeah, that's right. It's me, Optimus! What's going on?"
"Target locked," said Joan.
"What, no. Target unlock, unlock. Please help me nice lady."
"Firing main cannon."
"Uh-oh."
"Uh-oh," said Jazz.
"What," thought Optimus, "Oh son of a …" The blast from the tank sent Optimus flying into the air.
"Holy f&k," yelled Jazz, "Optimus, are you okay? Talk to me, Optimus?"
"You shot Optimus, you team killing f&ktard," Jazz yelled down at Bumblebee.
"Autofire sequence deactivated."
"Jazz, Jazz," Optimus called faintly.
"Optimus, it's going to be okay."
"No. I'm not going to make it. Jazz, there's something I need to tell you."
"What is it?"
"I just want you to know, I always hated you. I always hated you the most."
"Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and go offline you prick."
"Okay...uhhhh...BLAHHHH."
