Ending trilogy to the Naruto- stuck- in- something trilogy? This has actually been a very popular topic with you guys, but sadly, all good things come to an end. Yes. It's Naruto's Final Punishment, for FairyFan54. Enjoy.
Naruto's Final Punishment
Walking out of the Leaf village gates, Naruto crossed his arms, refusing to look at the Sand kunoichi walking next to him. Temari narrowed her eyes at the stubborn kid. "Look, you little squirt, it's not like I'm enjoying this either, but would you at least look at me?" Temari snapped at him.
Naruto made a face at her, then whipped his head away again. "There, ya happy, porcupine?" He teased. Temari stopped walking, temper rising, eyebrow quirking. "What did you just call me?" She said quietly.
"Porcupine. Because, ya know. Your hair." Naruto motioned towards his own head, patting the air as if he had an afro. Temari's mouth dropped open, and she quickly fastened her pace to match his.
"You better give me some more respect, kid! After all, you are my subordinate, and I'm your superior. Last time I checked, you were still a gennin, and I'm a jounin." Temari smirked. Naruto growled and raised his fist. "Yeah well you know what, you're totally lame and ugly too!" Naruto countered back. At this, Temari snapped. Naruto caught a glint of evil intent in her eyes before he was punched through the air and into next week.
Temari cracked her knuckles, a grumpy look on her face. "Keep moving, slow- ass. After all, we still have to complete the mission, and with you slowing us behind like this, we'll never make it to the cave by today." With that, she snapped her head back in to place and marched forward, leaving Naruto grumbling and dusting himself off in the dust.
The mission itself was simple: locate the cave and exterminate the monster lurking inside that had been terrorizing local villages. The only problem came with the people involved. Temari and Naruto. Loud and Louder. All the way to the cave, the two constantly butt heads, clashing over the most trivial of things, which tea shop to stop at, what foods to order, why Naruto was such an idiot, why Temari was so bossy. Back and forth, the two went at each other's throat, never missing an opportunity to laugh at the other's mistake. It went on all until they had reached the cave where the supposed monster dwelled.
Naruto stared at the huge rocky formation with his hands clasped behind his head.
"So, is this where that thing lives?" He asked Temari, who was examining a map. She nodded and stowed it away. "Yes. At least, it looks like the picture. Lady Tsunade gave us. The only problem is- how do we get in?" She wondered and placed a hand on one side of the cave.
Naruto smirked and cracked his knuckles. "Porcupine, you just leave that to me!" Before Tsunade could retort back a comment, he had already started forming a rasengan. "Or my name isn't Naruto Uzama-"
"WIND SCYTHE JUTSU!" Temari yelled and sent the deadly attack at the cave with her giant fan. She smirked and leaned on it, waiting for the rocks to start crumbling away.
But after the wind and dust cleared, there stood the cave, without so much as a scratch on it. Behind Temari, Naruto had started laughing and pointing his finger at her shocked face.
"But how- wh- what is that thing made out of?" She said in frustration.
"Hah hah!" Naruto taunted. "Now, just step aside and let the future Hokage do his thing." He said with enough swagger and confidence to actually be the Hokage.
"Rasengan!" Naruto yelled out and smashed the blue sphere into the cave. The impact of his attack flung him back, crashing him into Temari. A light tint of red appeared on Naruto's face before he was thrown off by Temari.
"Look at that, future Hokage. You're wimpy- ass jutsu didn't do much better than mine!" She said, and Naruto scowled, with his arms crossed. "Well there's got to be some way in, how else would the creature be able to then?" Naruto asked.
Temari ran her hand along the cave, searching for something- anything. Walking around it, she found a small opening. "Hey, brat, come here I found something." Temari called and Naruto obliged, ignoring the name.
She gestured for him to go in. "You first."
"How come I have to go first?" Naruto whined.
"Oh fine, you big cry baby." Temari snapped and got on all fours to crawl through the narrow entrance. It was so small, in fact, that once half way through, Temari realized she couldn't move forward. She kicked her legs uselessly, scowling when what she had to do.
"Hey, you, give me a little push. I'm stuck." Temari muttered, her cheeks starting to redden. Naruto groaned, not oblivious to what he had to do. "Fine." He said, and leaned against Temari's ass, with his right arm in between.
On the other side of the cave, Temari tried pulling herself in, and with the combined force of Naruto pushing and Temari pulling, she tumbled in, with Naruto following suit.
Temari quickly stood up and dusted herself off, eyes peeled for any sign of the monster.
"So where exactly is this monster?" Naruto said loudly. Temari made a shushing noise, but the damage was already done. Not far from where they stood, a large, dark figure stirred, emitting a low growl. It stepped into the center of the small cave, the light from the entrance allowing Temari and Naruto to see the creature.
The thing was big, its head nearly touching the ceiling, and its two black beady eyes were small and piercing. It somewhat resembled a mix of a large (really large) badger and bear. Its whole body was covered in a strange fur, that looked more like leather, save for the tail, which was wrapped around its front paws.
Naruto's eyes narrowed. "Shadow Clone jutsu!" He shouted, performing his signature move. The beast growled again, wincing at the poofing sound the clones made. Temari spread her fan and brought it back. "Wind scythe jutsu!" She yelled, and whipped the fan sharply to her other shoulder.
As the fierce wind blades and rasengan- bearing shadow clones simultaneously sped towards the beast, they cancelled each other out. Shadow clones poofed away upon contact with the wind blades, which in turn disappeared.
Temari and Naruto rushed to face each other, both of them armed with a mouthful of insults and a vicious look on their faces.
"What the hell! I could've ended this with one blow!" Naruto yelled. Temari scoffed at his claim. "As if! Did you not see our jutsus? Clearly mine is the superior one." At that moment, a low grumble could be heard from the creature. And it did the only thing that could've broken the two's argument.
It charge at the two ninja.
The large paws and equally large, sharp, claws on each paw swiped at the two, who jumped out of the way to avoid them. Temari channelled chakra to her feet, which enabled her to land on the vertical walls. Once facing the right of the beast, she bit her thumb and spread the blood across her fan, summoning Kamatari, her one- eyed weasel. He whipped into the air, headed straight towards the oblivious creature, which was currently battling Naruto and his shadow clones.
Kamatari's scythe whipped across the beast, making it roar out in pain. Dark substance seeped out from the wound as the beast turned around to snarl ferociously at Temari. Naruto was just about to attack it with a rasengan, it moved its head, causing him to miss. Naruto's eyes bugged out from frustration. "Oi, porcupine! Lemme have a shot at it, will ya?!" He said, sounding more like a three- year old than a full- fledged ninja.
Temari grinned evilly and hit the beast with a gust of wind again. The attack hit it on the mouth, throwing it back in the direction of Naruto.
Naruto blinked in surprise, but continued with his own rasengan, just as the beast moved. It landed on all fours, and opened its mouth wide. A small, bright, sphere, not unlike the one of the Kyuubi, formed in it. Naruto's mouth popped open into an 'o' shape and he quickly formed another rasengan. Temari readied her fan as well, prepared to counter the attack of the beast. The sphere grew, finally reaching the point where the beast could no longer contain it It was released, nearly blinding Naruto and Temari as they both flew forward to meet it with a counter attack. Temari grunted, and struggled to manage a blow on the thing. One shot was all she needed...
The force of the beast's attack flattened her and Naruto against the wall, Kamatari poofing energy was suffocating, engulfing her so completely that she was sure she was going to be vaporized into thin air. But then, it seemed to lessen, and it seemed that it wasn't all that powerful. Temari slowly opened her eyes, lowering her arms and looking around the near vicinity for any remains of the punk.
Naruto moaned. Wearing boxers. Wearing, only, boxers. Looking down at herself, Temari realized with a gasp that she too was clad in only her undergarments- of which consisted of a strip of mesh around her breasts and her dark blue panties. Naruto rolled over, feeling a slightly breeze on him, and shot up, looking at Temari and then himself.
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"Well stop looking at my boobs you pervert!" Temari shrieked and tried covering herself up. Wanting to look at her and argue back, but not want being called a pervert, Naruto was conflicted. "W- well, i-it's not like that! I mean I w- would never, why would I, there's not even anything to look at anyways!" Naruto shot back.
At this, Temari put down her arms, thrusted her chest out and smothered Naruto with her boobs. "Really?! Is there really nothing there? Huh?" She said, laughing sadistically.
It wasn't like it wasn't embarrassing walking around in only undergarments, but it was, for both of them. But the two realized bigger problems were at hand when they saw the small entrance to the cave, now an even smaller once due to a cave in.
"Well damn." Naruto summed it all up. He was pushed forward towards it by Temari. "You go out first. That way, even if I get stuck like last time, you can pull me out without staring at my ass." She said hotly. Naruto pouted, but did what he was told, squirming to fit through the opening. He had a sudden feeling of déjà vu when he could no longer move.
"Um. Temari. I'm stuck." He muttered. The roles were reversed, although this time, the other wasn't as shy as to where to touch the other. It happened before Naruto even realized it.
"This is a little trick I picked up from your Kakashi sensei himself." Temari said amusingly. "A thousand years of death!" Her two fingers, forming the tiger handsign, plunged into Naruto's boxers, and successfully shooting him out of the tight hole. Unfortunately, today was just not one of Fate's good days, as the power from the faux- jutsu caused her to get stuck instead.
Naruto first laughed at her before helping her out. When the two had finally made it out and were once again on the way home, the bickering started again.
"You know, maybe we would be in the Leaf village already if it weren't for your slow- ass walking!" Temari said.
"Walking meant to be slow! Any faster and it'd be running!" Naruto retorted back. Temari sighed tiredly, glancing down at her bare stomach before looking back to the front.
Naruto slightly turned his head, cheeks tinted pink. "Ya know...you're not too bad, porcupine." He muttered. Temari looked at him sideways, a small smile forming onto her face. "You're not too bad yourself, little punk."
Maybe it was a whim, or perhaps it was just their fatigue getting to them, but at the same time, the two ninja turned towards each other for a short and sweet kiss. There was something in it, something indescribable, but left them feeling content and warm. Neither one of them said anything about it afterwards, returning to their bickering, but for the rest of the way back to the Leaf village, their hands were interlocked.
The End.
