BTW-i have a new tiltle, it sucks cause no one gave me any ideas, it's The Cullens, the friends, the author, and the reveiwers. so ther i'll change it next weekend.

THIS IS THE SAME STORY FROM TRUTH OR DARE: WITH THE HOBOS?(My one shot). I decided to make it a chappy for this one, that one will be deleted soon(like in an hour...)
A/N I know this is in no way whatsoever original, there is like a bazillion truth or dare stories, but I really wanted to write this…Ya everyone is OOC…dots are fun… … … … … … … … … I'm done now… (Last ones).

Disclaimer: Let's look at this logically, I'm writing a fanfic, I'm ruining the Cullens lives, and not getting paid for this, if I was Stephenie or owned Twilight would I be doing this story? No? Yay we remotely learned something today! =D (ooh that sound stuck up and mean, I don't mean that you peoples are stupid or anything).


Truth or Dare:

With the Hobos?

Alice's POV:

"Hello Alice and Jasper!" Bella yelled as she walked into my room while Jasper and I were doing ahem things.

"Yes Bella?" Jasper said a little too meanly. I glared at him.

"Truth or Dare?"

"WTFF?"

"What does 'WTFF' mean jasper?

"What the French Fri."

"oooo...k...Truth or dare Jazzy?"

"Dare?"

"YAY!"

"I dare you to go into Rosalie and Emmet's room and randomly start making out with Rosalie!"

Jasper looked at me pleadingly, but I had already seen the vision, it was funny. Jasper did the dare and all we heard was Jasper being thrown around the room. He came back looking hurt, and Bella and I were laughing hysterically.

"Your turn Alice." Bella said with a devious look in her eyes.

"You choose dare? Good!"

"But I didn't."

"Too bad, I say you did mehehehehe."

"O.k." I said slowly."

"I dare you to go into your favoritest store and sing Sexyback in an outfit I choose."

"That's not as bad as it could be." I knew what she was capable of.

"I didn't finish, you have to sing the awsomest made up lyrics I made."

Bella's POV:

Poor Alice she looked so scared, she hasn't even seen the lyrics yet, and she's too scared to see visions right now. I dressed Alice like a Hobo, cause it worked perfect with my lyrics, muwahahahahaha… Jasper drove us to the mall, and we dragged Alice to her favoritest store, I handed her the lyrics.

Alice's POV:

When I saw the new lyrics, I almost died again.

"No don't make me do it." I begged Bella simply shook her head, who knew my sweet, kind, future sister could be so conniving.

I took a deep breath and began singing.

Hobosback (to Sexyback)

I'm bringing hobos back. Ya.

Them other hobos don't know how ta' act. Ya.

They're special and behind my back.

I'll turn around and they'll attack.

Take 'em to ta' bridge!

You see those shackles? No, they're not you slaves.

You can't whip them at all.

Cause that make 'em sad that way.

Take 'em to ta' chorus!

Come on Hobos!

Go help them yo!

Come here for help.

Come help them Yo!

V.I.P.S.

Yes, help them Yo!

I have drinks.

Yo help them Yo!

You see you need too work.

Ya help then Joe!

Don't wiggle those hips.

Yo yo yo yo!

Now I'll smile

Go help them now!

Come here hobos.

Go help go help!

Get you Hobos on.

Go help them help!

(Repeats 6-8 times)

I'm bringing hobos back.

Them other hobos don't know how to act.

I'll make up for the things you lack.

Cause your burning in the sun fast.

(Repeat Bridge and Chorus)

(Repeat verse one)

(Repeat Bridge and Chorus)

By the time, I was done everybody in the mall a chortling with laughter. I grabbed Bella and Jasper and stormed out of the mall.


A/N I have nothing against hobos just to clarify, the song should fit with the real Sexyback. A kid in my S.S. gets credit for the first two lines of the song. I DON'T OWN SEXYBACK!! Anyways, the song idea came when we did international relations simulation in S.S. I was the P.M. of Dromany (fake country based on Briton). We decided to have the hobo as our natl. symbol (we where very very hyper, no we don't hate briton and this symbol has nothing to do wth Briton) And we made the first two lines our natl. anthem (yes, I'm rambling sorry). We later changed it to:

H-O-B-O

Someone help them they are hobos on island 3.

Crazy? Yes. Island 3 was a very valuable piece of land, that Dromany owned. I will update my other story if peoples want me too, i have the idea fur my next chappy, but i'm having a really hard time writting it. REVEIW!!