Hey Guys and Squirels!

I'm updating again! It's a miracle! Sorry for letting wait for how long... It's just because I got busy these past few weeks and I just found out that I'm... -Drum roll-... having a baby! That means I'm pregnant!

Anyways!

This chapter is dedicated to creativethinking! A great friend of mine! Oh, and also to Boris Yeltsin!

Those two are amazing! Love ya guys!

Disclaimer thingy: I don't own Victorious.


~~~TheSlapPost~~~

Jade West: Cat Valentine where the dress that I told you to bring tonight?
He's coming soon and I don't want to be late for my DATE!

Mood: Impatient

Comments:

Cat Valentine: I'm already by your house! My brother's driving me! Heheh! You know, he'll be stunned when he sees you in this dress Jadey!

Jade West: I know, and just hurry up!

Cat Valentine: Kay Kay! Ooh! One time my brother wore a dress, he kissed 10 men! Heheh!

Tori Vega: Hey Guys!

Cat Valentine: Hi Torrriiiii!

Jade West: I would say Hi, but if I did, that'll make you happy so I'm not gonna say it...

Tori Vega: Hahah... Whatever Jade :D Soooo... you have a date?

Cat Valentine: Heheh! Just Jade! She's having a date with Colton Davis! Heheh! His C for Colton and D for Davis... It's alphabetical!

Tori Vega: THE Colton Davis?! Super model- Hottie?!

Jade West: I told you not to tell anyone!

Andre Harris: Not to tell anyone what?

Robbie Shapiro: Hiya!

Tori Vega: Hi guys!

Cat Valentine: Jade has a date with Colton Davis...

Jade West: Cat! I already told you not to tell anyone!

Cat Valentine: I didn't tell anyone! They're Tori, Andre and Robbie, not ANYONE... Anyone is my brother's playmate when he was in China...

Tori Vega: Hahah... Typical Cat..

Andre Harris: Who's Colton Davis?

Robbie Shapiro: Just The one of the hottest guy in town...

Tori Vega: How did you know that?

Rex Powers: He's stalkin' hot dudes' accounts coz' he thought that'll give him cool tips...

Andre Harris: Dude! :D

Robbie Shapiro: REX!

Cat Valentine: Omg Robbie... :)

Jade West: You're gross Shapiro...

Tori Vega: That's creepy...

Beck Oliver: Hey Everyone!

Andre Harris: Hey man..

Cat Valentine: Hi Becky!

Tori Vega: Hi Beck!

Rex Powers: Yo

Robbie Shapiro: Hi Beck!

Cat Valentine: Jade! say Hi to Beck too!

Jade West: Uggh... Hey...

Beck Oliver: So what's up guys?

Cat Valentine: Jade has a date!

Tori Vega: Jade has a date!

Andre Harris: Snow White has a date!

Robbie Shapiro: Jade has a date with a man...

Rex Powers: Ms. Grunch has a date... hah! Grunch, that's my word.

Jade West: Ugggh!

Tori Vega: We didn't tell anyone!

Cat Valentine: Yeah!

Beck Oliver: Jade? Jade West? Has a date? with who?

Jade West: None of your business!

Cat Valentine: With Colton Davis!

Robbie Shapiro: A super model!

Beck Oliver: Colton? I know him, I met him a week ago... Btw, how did you get a date with that guy?

Jade West: It doesn't matter, now, I better get going coz' I don't wanna be late for MY DATE!

Beck Oliver:You can't go to a date!

Jade West: And why is that?

Beck Oliver: Coz... you have to stay with your brother...

Jade West: Don't have to, Cat and Tori will be babysitting him...

Tori Vega: We are?

Jade West: Shut Up!

Beck Oliver: Just don't go out on a date with him!

Jade West: you're not the boss of me!

Beck Oliver: Jade...

Jade West: WHAT?!

Beck Oliver: You can't go out on a date... Because...

Jade West: Because what?!

Jade West: What?!

Jade West: You know what... I don't have time for this!

Jade West Logged Out...

Tori Vega: You still love her, don't you?

Beck Oliver: Yeah, I do...

Cat Valentine: She still loves you too...

Beck Oliver: What do you mean Cat?

Cat Valentine Logged Out

Andre Harris: Well, that's odd...

Robbie Shapiro: Cat left?

Rex Powers: Yeah...

Tori Vega: You know, you gotta fight for her Beck...

Beck Oliver: I know... But she moved on...

Andre Harris: You saw Cat's comment...

Tori Vega: Speaking of Cat, I gotta go help her babysit, bye guys...

Rex Powers: Bye cheekbones...

Andre Harris: Bye Toro..

Robbie Shapiro: Bye!

Beck Oliver: Yeah bye...

Tori Vega Logged Out...

Andre Harris: You wanna spy on Jade?

Beck Oliver: Yeah... I'm not gonna let Jade date a guy who's not me...

~~~TheEnd~~~


Yay! This is a fun chapter! did you guys like it? That's a bit of a long chapter...

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Bye guys! Lovies!

Xoxo,
Bella