Majin Buu saga

A/N: Hello all, figured I may as well get around to writing the last saga for this it's not like this is difficult to write. Anyhow nm for me to say I just want to be able to call this series of drabble complete since I've been on the site lately. Doubt I can top the last two I did, but what the hell I may as well try

Seven years had passed since the threat of Cell and death of Goku had passed. Cell, could no longer harm humanity because (or so most the world actually believed) he was taken down by the martial arts champion of the world!

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A brief moment to analyze the stupidity of that common belief…

The champion's answer to anything that no one understands is "it's a trick! Yeah!"

He randomly got a "stomach illness" right when asked to fight a battle he had as much of a chance of winning as Paul McCartney

Cell showed he look take on a fucking city on live television… but its okay it was just a "trick" Hercule's got this.

Ok yeah I've had enough moving on

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Earthlings are stupid. Why? Uh scroll up?

Goku was granted one day to the living world. He showed up. Aliens showed up. The world was in danger again. The aliens wanted to revive a creature called Majin Buu that could take on multiple super saiyans. Piccolo and Krillin were stoned. Take that how you want to. The saiyans beat the crap out of a bunch of pitiful opponents. Gohan didn't train much for seven years. Gohan got his ass kicked. Gohan wished he had trained. Vegeta became pissed and decided to join the enemy just to fight Goku because he has fucking issues.

Goku and Vegeta fought. Vegeta agreed to end the fight to stop the aliens. What were the aliens names? Who cares. Vegeta knocked Goku out. Gohan and the purple guy (No… his name is not important either) failed to stop the aliens from reviving Buu.

Vegeta blew himself up. It accomplished as much as Chiaotzu did in his entire existence. Wait… no… Buu had to regenerate. Therefore in one explosion vegeta accomplished more… that's more sad than the fact dbz's three biggest villains have questions surrounding which gender they are.

Buu is fat. Debura (He's so important I intentionally misspell his name) didn't like Buu. Buu ate Debura, Buu got fatter.

Buu killed his significantly weak master. No one really gave a shit. Hercule showed up to stop Buu. (ugh not this shit again) Hercule and Buu became friends. Hercule started a book called 50ShadesofPink, but we don't talk about that.

Hercule actually saved the world. Some asshole killed a puppy. Yes, a puppy. Buu split into good Buu and evil Buu… because some asshole shot a puppy.

Evil Buu absorbed good Buu. Which somehow made a far stronger Buu because fuck logic. Buu killed ChiChi. Only her very young, poor and misguided son thought that was a bad thing.

One second while I celebrate that memory – err moment of silen oh who the fuck am I kidding.

Goku goes back to heaven. Piccolo puts the earth in the hands of Gotenks, product of the fusion technique. Gotenks is more arrogant than Vegeta. Buu beats Gotenks. Gohan gets stronger by sitting in one place for 24hrs. Yes… by sitting.

Gohan returns to Earth and crushed Buu. Buu absorbs Gotenks. Buu crushes Gohan. Goku returns to Earth and plans to fuse with his son. Buu absorbs his son. Goku fuses with vegeta. Vegito crushes Buu and goes inside of him. It was gross.

Vegito split into Vegeta and Goku and they save everyone. Buu blows the Earth up and tracks them down to the planet of the kais.

Buu owns everyone. Hercule helps Goku generate a powerful enough spirit bomb. Yes, hercule

Buu dies. Buu gets reincarnated. Buu becomes Uub (so creative) and fat Buu is there too.

DBZ comes to an end… and the nightmare begins… DBGT! A show so bad we'd rather have a new show branch off of DBZ that centers around Hercule… or Korin… or Chiaotzu… or oh idk some dead Red Ribbon army guy that never actually had a name? How about Pilaf!

A/N: Told ya it wouldn't match the last two. Oh well, had some fun with it I suppose thank you to those who supported this series and especially the ones who requested I go beyond the first chapter which was literally a casual forum post on NZF… lol Without those requests it never would've escalated and I wouldn't have had the enjoyment some of this gave me. :)