Episode 8: Meta the Knight/ Generator Rex Owen

*a star crashes down from the sky*

Kirby: Poyo?

Tiff: Kirby did you see that just now?

Tuff: Ever since brawl, everyone has had stars, tiff.

Kirby: poyo!

Tiff: Well, we should check it out now.

*walks out to the star*

Tiff: Anyone in there?

Meta knight: where is my dad?

*Title: Meta the Knight*

Tiff: So, your dad has gone off deep into the universe and all you have left is a water-breathing dragon that looks like a squirtle and a sister?

Meta: No, my sister died.

Tuff: Awesome!

Kirby: Poyo?

Tiff: No, it's not.

Kirby: Poyo! Poy….yo!

Tiff: Kirby is trying to tell us something, look! Over there!

Dedede: With all of my waddle dee's and waddle do's I can defeat that wretched Kirby!

Escargoon: But, that's cheating, this is Nightmare Incorporated works your highness!

Dedede: Not if I'm using it, it's not!

Meta Knight: He looks evil…

Squirtle: Squirtle, Squirt!

Tuff: Go, Squirtle!

Kirby: Poyo?

Tiff: Too much Pokémon in this show.

Tuff: Well, this was dubbed by 4kids.

Meta knight: Stand down, Dedede!

Dedede: who are you?

Escargoon: he has a slight accent, sir.

Meta Knight: It's the mask.

Squirtle: Squirt!

Dedede: How are you going to…

*Uses Galaxia to cut Dedede's waddle generator*

Dedede & Escargoon: We're blasting off for the first time!

Tiff: You got him, but he will be back, you know.

Tuff: he's a mean spirited monster of a… what exactly is he?

Tiff: who cares?

Meta Knight: Then I guess I'll have to stay here for the remainder of the show…

Kirby: Poyo!

Tiff: Series, or no deal.

Meta Knight: Dang you all, 4kids!

*Shout of FANMAD skips to the next skit*

Agent Six: We have all the necessary equipment…

Bobo haha: do we even need a secret weapon?

Agent Six: No, no we don't.

Bobo: then why do we have to make one?

Agent Six: Why not?

*presses a bunch of buttons on the machine used to create the "secret weapon"*

Agent: here it is! The government's newest weapon! Generator…

Rex Owen (Dinosaur King): Did someone say Amazing?

*Title: Generator Rex Owen*

Agent 6: who are you?

Rex: I'm Rex Owen, here to defeat you E.D.O's.

Bobo: what's a E.D.O?

Rex Owen: Extinct Dinosaur Occupator's.

Bobo: like the ones on Wall Street?

Rex Owen: More like the one's on Jurassic Park.

Bobo: then who do we need to beat?

*enter DK villian's*

Ursula: To protect the world from Eternal extinction…

Zander: To unite all people within this devastation…

Ursula: To unite the Evil's of Prehistoric Love…

Zander: To extend our reach to the cosmos above…

Ursula: Ursula…

Zander: Zander…

Ursula: May the E.D.O's blast off to the speed of Sound…

Zander: Surrender now, or fear our Might!

Dr. Z: yes, tell the *******!

Rex Owen: Much more like the original show now.

Dr. Z: Well, **** you and all your **** too!

Ursula: Dr. this is a kid's Show!

Dr. Z: oh, well, ****** ******* **** ******* ****** ***** ******* Ursula!

Rex owen: didn't we go over that Cussing isn't ****ing Funny?

*Rex hits the E.D.O's and blast them off*

Agent 6: well, now the world is safe once again.

Bobo: yeah, well take that Rotten Tomato!

Rex Owen: Why? Your show got bad reviews?

Agent 6: No, we weren't even on the list…

Bobo: because Pokémon is better than us.

*Skit ends with a shout of FANMAD*