Episode 8: Meta the Knight/ Generator Rex Owen
*a star crashes down from the sky*
Kirby: Poyo?
Tiff: Kirby did you see that just now?
Tuff: Ever since brawl, everyone has had stars, tiff.
Kirby: poyo!
Tiff: Well, we should check it out now.
*walks out to the star*
Tiff: Anyone in there?
Meta knight: where is my dad?
*Title: Meta the Knight*
Tiff: So, your dad has gone off deep into the universe and all you have left is a water-breathing dragon that looks like a squirtle and a sister?
Meta: No, my sister died.
Tuff: Awesome!
Kirby: Poyo?
Tiff: No, it's not.
Kirby: Poyo! Poy….yo!
Tiff: Kirby is trying to tell us something, look! Over there!
Dedede: With all of my waddle dee's and waddle do's I can defeat that wretched Kirby!
Escargoon: But, that's cheating, this is Nightmare Incorporated works your highness!
Dedede: Not if I'm using it, it's not!
Meta Knight: He looks evil…
Squirtle: Squirtle, Squirt!
Tuff: Go, Squirtle!
Kirby: Poyo?
Tiff: Too much Pokémon in this show.
Tuff: Well, this was dubbed by 4kids.
Meta knight: Stand down, Dedede!
Dedede: who are you?
Escargoon: he has a slight accent, sir.
Meta Knight: It's the mask.
Squirtle: Squirt!
Dedede: How are you going to…
*Uses Galaxia to cut Dedede's waddle generator*
Dedede & Escargoon: We're blasting off for the first time!
Tiff: You got him, but he will be back, you know.
Tuff: he's a mean spirited monster of a… what exactly is he?
Tiff: who cares?
Meta Knight: Then I guess I'll have to stay here for the remainder of the show…
Kirby: Poyo!
Tiff: Series, or no deal.
Meta Knight: Dang you all, 4kids!
*Shout of FANMAD skips to the next skit*
Agent Six: We have all the necessary equipment…
Bobo haha: do we even need a secret weapon?
Agent Six: No, no we don't.
Bobo: then why do we have to make one?
Agent Six: Why not?
*presses a bunch of buttons on the machine used to create the "secret weapon"*
Agent: here it is! The government's newest weapon! Generator…
Rex Owen (Dinosaur King): Did someone say Amazing?
*Title: Generator Rex Owen*
Agent 6: who are you?
Rex: I'm Rex Owen, here to defeat you E.D.O's.
Bobo: what's a E.D.O?
Rex Owen: Extinct Dinosaur Occupator's.
Bobo: like the ones on Wall Street?
Rex Owen: More like the one's on Jurassic Park.
Bobo: then who do we need to beat?
*enter DK villian's*
Ursula: To protect the world from Eternal extinction…
Zander: To unite all people within this devastation…
Ursula: To unite the Evil's of Prehistoric Love…
Zander: To extend our reach to the cosmos above…
Ursula: Ursula…
Zander: Zander…
Ursula: May the E.D.O's blast off to the speed of Sound…
Zander: Surrender now, or fear our Might!
Dr. Z: yes, tell the *******!
Rex Owen: Much more like the original show now.
Dr. Z: Well, **** you and all your **** too!
Ursula: Dr. this is a kid's Show!
Dr. Z: oh, well, ****** ******* **** ******* ****** ***** ******* Ursula!
Rex owen: didn't we go over that Cussing isn't ****ing Funny?
*Rex hits the E.D.O's and blast them off*
Agent 6: well, now the world is safe once again.
Bobo: yeah, well take that Rotten Tomato!
Rex Owen: Why? Your show got bad reviews?
Agent 6: No, we weren't even on the list…
Bobo: because Pokémon is better than us.
*Skit ends with a shout of FANMAD*
