OK! So there is a movie reference in this chapter. If you guys want to have a friendly competition for camera crew naming rights then leave a comment with the movie title that was referenced. I will give a detailed hint in the end notes since it's somewhat an old, stupid movie. First person to get it right (between AO3 & users) will get to name 2 camera people, which house they are assigned to, and you can even provide a back story if you want . 2nd and 3rd will also get to name 2 but I will choose their house. If no one wants to play then I will take the suggestions I already have and put them place. I hope you guys enjoy this chapter cause I'll be honest, I can't believe I wrote some of this shit XD XD.
Edited: 2/21/19
*****Previously On Z Warriors******
Bulma tried to drunkenly seduce Vegeta. Too bad Vegeta wasn't falling for it..."BLONDE WOMAN! Your spawn is bothering me! She's not sober and disrupting my training!"... "Are you seriously telling on me?! You snitch!". Yamcha, too, was drowning his sorrows at the bottom of a bottle and unwilling to accept the end of his relationship. MEANWHILE, Goku was in for the surprise of his life... "What the FUCK!" What has Goku stumbled upon? Find out today on Z WARRIORS!
******Intro Plays*****
I am a man at war
And I am fighting for
All of the broken people
All of the people thrown overboard
They always tried to shame us
But they don't speak the language
No we're not nameless, we're not faceless
We were born for greatness
Oh, somebody sound the alarm
Oh, a fire was set in the dark
Oh, it's time that you know
No we're not nameless, we're not faceless
We were born for greatness
"Born for Greatness" - Papa Roach
*******Mount Paozu******
Chi-Chi was slowly being pulled into the grips of deep sleep when her eyes suddenly shot wide open. The last thing she remembered was Goku saying he was going for a midnight snack. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but that chef was probably waiting for him.
"MARON," Chi-Chi growled through clenched teeth as she jumped out of bed and grabbed one of Goku's t-shirts almost forgetting that she wasn't wearing panties. She had been watching that woman a little closer after witnessing her give Goku some extra special treatment during meal times. The batting of her eyes and the extra cleavage hadn't gone unnoticed either.
She stormed out of the bedroom once she was decent and had made it to the front door when she heard the giggling.
******The Chef's Capsule House******
Goku had opened the door to the capsule house and completely froze. He hadn't been prepared for this type of midnight snack and he sure as hell never had any experience in getting himself out of this situation.
Up on the kitchen counter sat Maron. She was leaning back in provocative pose wearing nothing but whipped cream. She had covered her breasts in the sweet confection and placed cherries on top to mimic nipples. Sitting in between her spread legs was a large ice cream sundae in a fancy bowl.
CR Goku: "WHAT THE FUCK! Why is she just wasting food like that!" screamed Goku in disbelief causing every man in the confessional to dramatically drop to the ground in shock of his naivety.
"I hope you're hungry," giggled Maron as she noticed the cameraman make his entrance.
"Uh, on second thought I'm not really in the mood for an ice cream sundae," laughed Goku rubbing the back of his head.
"It's not a sundae, it's a banana split," grinned Maron still giggling at the reactions she was getting.
Goku gave her a very confused look. Apparently, his dense mind was not going to put together that she had intended for him to be the banana to her split.
"But I don't see a banana," he stated as he looked around trying to avoid looking directly at her.
"Why don't I show you," giggled Maron even louder as she finally seemed to produce a blush.
Chi-Chi burst through the door and stared at the scene in front of her. She noted that Goku was not only keeping his distance but avoiding setting his eyes on the skank in whipped cream.
CR Chi-Chi: "This little slut! How dare she try to use food to get my husband to sleep with her!"
"Oh, so you want to have ice cream as a midnight snack, do you?" shouted Chi-Chi with enough ire to make Goku stiffen up in fear.
Maron tried her best to make a quick escape. Unfortunately, Chi-Chi's training allowed her to make her move first.
"WELL I HOPE YOU DON'T GET A BRAIN FREEZE," Chi-Chi shouted as she grabbed the bowl of ice cream and brought it down hard on Maron's head.
Goku finally snapped out of his state of fear as Maron was knocked clean off the counter and onto the floor with the bowl of ice cream still on her head. He quickly grabbed Chi-Chi before she could deliver a fearsome kick to the girl's stomach. If he hadn't stopped her who knows how far the extent of damage would have been.
"Chi-Chi!" shouted Goku dragging her outside still kicking and screaming obscenities at the blue haired bitch that dare try to steal her man. "Calm down! Chi-Chi, please!" he continued as the producer and Zack ran to check on Maron.
Chi-Chi stopped her flailing and took several deep breaths before she turned her venom on Goku.
"Did you know she was down here waiting for you!?" she asked as Gohan opened the front door.
"What's going on?" he asked as he rubbed his still tired eyes.
"Nothing that concerns you right this moment. We'll tell you about it later. Please go back to bed," Chi-Chi replied in a stern voice while never taking her eyes off Goku.
"But all the yelling..." started Gohan now more curious since it wasn't his business.
"G-Gohan, do what your mom says. W-We d-don't want to make her angry...er," stuttered Goku keeping his hands up in a defensive pose.
"OK," nodded Gohan noticing his father's fear. He closed the door and ran to his room to hide and listen.
"WELL?!" shouted Chi-Chi still waiting for Goku to answer her question.
CR Chi-Chi: "I can't believe this is seriously happening right now."
"I...I didn't know she was going to be wearing the ice cream I swear! She said we had a bunch of ice cream and I thought if I got hungry it would make a good snack! I promise I didn't know what she was up to!" Goku made sure to speak fast and clear as the flames behind Chi-Chi's eyes began to burn brighter.
Chi-Chi's jaw was beginning to get sore from how hard she was gritting her teeth. She closed her eyes and took several more calming breaths before she looked back at Goku. She knew he was telling the truth, but she couldn't help but be infuriated by the turn of events.
"It's not your fault, Goku. I knew she was up to something with the way she kept looking at you. I can't believe she would pull such a disgusting display," said Chi-Chi feeling her anger simmer down.
Goku stepped closer to his wife and wrapped his arms around her waist. Chi-Chi felt something poke her and immediately began to get angry again.
"Goku! Are you...are you hard?" she whispered angrily.
"I can't help it! Watching you hit and naked woman kinda caused a reaction," smiled Goku trying to seem innocent.
CR Goku: "Something about watching Chi-Chi fight really gets to me. It's been so long since she actually trained that I forget how strong she is,"
"Oh, I'm sure that's exactly what caused it," Chi-Chi said sarcastically.
"Why don't we go upstairs? This is something we shouldn't talk about out here," said Goku noticing just how much attention was on them. "Wait here for a sec," he said as he ran back towards the capsule house.
"Wh-What?!" yelled Chi-Chi in shock as her blood began to boil again.
Goku checked with the producer to see if Maron was not too injured. According to the on-staff paramedic assigned to help the crew members, she would have a concussion and would be back on the job in a week or so.
"Oh, I think it's best we find a new cook. Chi-Chi is just going to get stronger and if this keeps up, Maron might end up in a body cast. Trust me, that is NOT fun," explained Goku as he rummaged around the kitchen. He was grabbing a new bottle of whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and some strawberries.
"Well, I got my snack! If you guys can take care of this mess, I'll be upstairs," Goku shouted as he ran back outside.
Chi-Chi was still looking pissed off when Goku ran up and threw her over his shoulder.
"JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" she screamed as she began to pound her fists into his back.
"I still want my snack! The whipped cream was a good idea, just had it on the wrong woman," said Goku as he ran up the stairs.
CR Goku: "That Maron girl looks too much like Bulma. Not saying that Bulma is ugly or anything but she's family to me."
"Oh no, you don't! You are not going to get that stuff anywhere near me!" hissed Chi-Chi trying not to be too loud.
CR Chi-Chi: Her hair was a mess and she was still covered in chocolate. "God Dammit."
******Capsule Corp******
Bulma awoke with a massive hangover and was trying to remember the events of the night before.
"How did I get back in my room?" she wondered out loud as she took in her surroundings. Only after trying to get out of bed did she realize what she was wearing. It was the tight dress she had put on moments before she...
"Oh Kami, what did I do?" she complained in a dreadful tone. The memory of seeking out Vegeta slammed into her mind like a ton of bricks. 'I can't believe I did that,' she thought feeling very regretful of her actions while intoxicated.
Bulma felt the sudden urge to vomit and she wasn't quite sure if it was from the memory or the alcohol. She ran to her bathroom and slammed the door shut before dry-heaving for a good 5 minutes.
Vegeta had been keeping track of the little blue-haired woman as he got an early start to his training. He had made sure to sneak into the building while the women were preoccupied. Training had lost its allure after witnessing Bulma be a stumbling mess.
CR Vegeta: "I think I'm going to start toying with little blue again, and I know just how to start it off."
Vegeta made sure to grab something casual out of the closet. After browsing he came across some khaki cargo shorts and the now infamous pink "Badman" shirt.
"Perfect," he grinned. He got dressed and decided he would wait until Bulma made it to the lab before he'd make his appearance.
CR Bulma: "My head is killing me! I don't know what came over me, but I have to make things right with Vegeta. I hope he didn't take me seriously."
Bulma walked into her lab ready to begin her grueling work day which would most likely be spent trying to focus. Once she made it to the far wall, where she would be setting up a Ki absorbing target for the testing, she felt a cool breeze hit her.
Bulma spun around as quick as she could to find Vegeta standing behind her. She couldn't help but stare at him with her mouth agape. He had put on the pink shirt and left it open without an undershirt. Bulma was now getting a full view of Vegeta's chest and abs.
'Oh Kami, what is he doing?' she asked internally as she kept staring at the abs that always seemed to call to her.
"What happened to that little red dress, woman?" asked Vegeta taking a slow step towards her.
"It's um...it's not appropriate attire for lab work," she answered feeling her mouth go dry suddenly.
"That's too bad. Here I thought I'd get the luxury of watching you work in it," replied Vegeta taking a couple more steps towards her.
Bulma hadn't realized until the 3rd step that Vegeta was inching his way closer. She instinctively took a step back to find herself already meeting the wall.
"Wh-What do you want, Vegeta? I figured you'd be training this early," said Bulma searching for an answer in Vegeta's body language. For some reason, she was much too nervous to look at his face.
"I thought you might want to work on that Ki research of yours early since we didn't get any work done last night." Vegeta kept his tone smooth and confident in order to stay in control of the situation he was creating.
"We can do that later. I still have to set up the equipment," said Bulma turning her head away as Vegeta was now close enough to touch.
Vegeta took several more steps in order to be directly face-to-face with Bulma. He reached for her chin and brought her attention to his eyes.
"Maybe you can tell me what you had planned with that red dress then," he said noticing the nervousness in her eyes and the unease of her body language.
"I-I don't know what you mean. I was pretty drunk last night," replied Bulma. She was having a hard time trying to hide her nervousness knowing full well that Vegeta was just going to feed off of it.
"I think you know exactly what I mean," said Vegeta as he moved his face closer. She could feel his breath sweep across her lips as he inched closer and closer. Finally, after what felt like an eternity to Bulma, he stopped just short of touching her lips with his.
Vegeta let go of her chin and instead placed both hands on the wall behind Bulma, effectively trapping her. He moved his lips to his right along her cheek.
"Tell me what you want, BULMA," he said putting emphasis on her name.
Bulma took a shaky breath in as her cheeks began to burn. Her nose was invaded by the smell of what she assumed were Vegeta's pheromones. It was like spice and earthy and something sweet at the same time. She had never smelled anything so masculine and alluring all at once.
Vegeta nudged her cheek to coax an answer from her lips. He wasn't going to repeat himself, but he wanted an answer.
"I...um..." Bulma quickly worked up enough saliva to help the words slide out of her mouth.
"I want you," she whispered not at all believing what she had just said or that she had actually said it.
Vegeta's lips turned into a wicked smirk as he moved closer to her ear.
"Well you can't have me," he whispered in return.
Bulma's eyes opened wide in shock. In one blink of her eye, Vegeta was across the room heading towards the door.
"Consider this my revenge for the shirt," he shouted as he exited the room. The hallway outside filled with laughter as he made his way back up the stairs.
Bulma stood in shock for several minutes as her cheeks burned brighter and brighter. She covered her face in shame with her hands and resisted the urge to hide under her lab table.
CR Bulma: "OMG! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SAY?! I can't believe this just happened," she groaned covering her face in shame. "He just HAD to humiliate me for the pink shirt by using my stupid drunk actions against me, didn't he? The worst part is he got me to admit it while I was hungover, so I couldn't even scream at him."
CR Vegeta: "Hahahahahahahahahaha! I can't believe she took the bait! I didn't think she'd step into the trap so quickly, but I guess being under the influence last night got her out of focus, otherwise she would have seen it coming."
Bulma slowly spread her fingers apart to peek through towards the door. After what felt like a million years in her usual fast pace mind, Bulma devised a plan of her own.
'Two can play that game,' she thought as she went back to setting up her Ki analysis equipment.
******Outro Plays******
"(I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a) flirt
Soon as I see her walk up in the club (I'm a flirt)
Winkin eyes at me, when I roll up on them dubs (I'm a flirt)
Sometimes when I'm with my chick on the low (I'm a flirt)
And when she's wit her man looking at me, damn right (I'm a flirt)
So homie don't bring your girl to meet me 'cause (I'm a flirt)
And baby don't bring your girlfriend to eat 'cause (I'm a flirt)
Please believe it, unless your game is tight and you trust her
Then don't bring her around me 'cause (I'm a flirt)"
" I'm a Flirt" - R. KELLY
******Author's Note*******
This chapter was not as long or full of the content I wanted it to have but I will work out the next chapter with everything I left out. Sorry if it seems rushed because it honestly it was. But I'd feel like an asshole if I didn't give you guys SOMETHING after that cliffhanger and just take off for a while. I will be getting email notifications so please still participate in the little contest if you want. My emails will be time stamped so I can still find the winners.
HINT: The movie reference was the banana split scene! It was a movie that came out in 2001 and none other than Captain America (Chris Evans) starred in it as the male lead.
