I can't update so fast anymore, I have some exams this month so I won't be so often that I will update.

Konoha

Team 7
"Hey, Sasuke-kun, do you want to go out with me?" Sakura (b) asked. (I do not like her all that much either...she is a snob)

"No." Sasuke (B$) replied. (I do not like Sasuke all that much, too power obsessed freak, but if those who r stupid enough to not think that...woah ur wrong.)

Poof!

"Yo!"

"You're late!" Screamed Sakura.

"Sorry, I had-"

'Can't you be on time for once?"

"Ok just here my excuse and this time its true."

"Ok fine."

"Ok, well I was taking a crap, so it was pretty long and after half hour I knew I was late so my body acted on its own and forced charka to let the crap out. The good news is that I made it 10 minutes late here and the bad news is that I broke my toilet."

The other two were fighting the urge to puke right there but they were looking a pretty interesting green in the face.

" I knew you wouldn't like I to hear it."

"Ok, but can you atleast be on time tomorrow?"

"Sure, but tomorrow won't be any practice so its your day off."

"Oh, um so ok what do we do today?"

"Well, you guys are entering the exams and the hokage has found the replacement for blondie." Kakashi replied.

The team's replacement is John. Not very smart or strong. But he is still strong.
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Shadow

" Kagura -sensei, since we are training so hard can we take a break, its been 3 hours." Usa said.

"Ya, atleast give some time for us to get our energy back." Kurama agreed.

"Alright fine, take 10 and later you all spare with me." She replied. (Kagura looks like the Kagura from Inuyasha...um..the princess from the second movie..Behind the Looking Glass only she does not have a kimono on but still has her mirror hidden)

Naruto wasn't even complaining but he was glad for a break to catch his breath. While Usa and Kurama were very tired from sparing with each other.

Later after half hour

"Actually, you are not sparing with me, you'll be sparing with your fox's, except you Kurama you are sparring with me."

"What?"

"Hn, you don't want to spar with me? I'm hurt." Making a pouty face.
"Er...um...oh ok I'll spar with you sensei..." He was then whimpering why he was stuck with her now.

Konoha
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"Shut up, you!" Iruka yelled at them in anger. Iruka's mood was becoming crummy, so he took it out on the class. "All of you! Five hundred more laps!"

"Eh?"
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"Come now, Tsunade-sama, I know you loved Naruto but he's gone." Shizune replied.

"I know but I know he will be back for the exams." Tsunade said.

A knock on the door was heard. Without waiting for a reply, a rough, white-haired man walked in casually. It was the famous Perverted-Sannin Jiraiya.

"Yo, Tsunade!" he bellowed. "I see you're exactly the same as when I was here last week! Buried in paper-work!"

"If you've come just to taunt me, I'll beat the crap out of you," Tsunade grumbled back at him. Jiraiya walked up, taking a seat in front of her table. He was about to put his feet up, but the death glare from Tsunade made him think otherwise.

While Tsunade was talking Jiraiya's face went red as he continued flicking through his book. "Ah, such beautiful numbers on you, dear..." he said, smiling like a pervert.

"PAY ATTENTION TO ME, YOU ASS!" Tsunade yelled, standing up, leaning forward, and flicking him on the forehead, sending him flying back through door where two of the chuunin guards were standing.
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John, Sakura, and Sasuke were sitting outside the school, waiting for Kakashi to come and complete the paperwork.

"That guy, late as always," Sasuke said in annoyance. Strange as it seems, they were becoming used to his lateness, even John who had became their team member for only a week.

"Yo!" Kakashi's voice was heard as he dropped down from the sky in front of them.

"You took your time, dammit!" Sakura wailed. "What took you?"

"I got lost," Kakashi explained casually.

"That's a lie!" they yelled back in frustration.
---------Er...should I continue?--------

"Should we wait for sensei?" Sakura asked.

"Who cares, let's just get it over with," Sasuke grumbled. "John! Let's go, idiot!" he yelled as he jumped off. John chased him in annoyance.

"Why'd you call me an idiot?"

"Because you're an idiot!"

"NO I SO FREAKING AM NOT!"

"Is too"

"Is not"

"Is too"

"Is not"

"Is too"

"Is not"

"Is not"

"Is too"

"Is not"

"Aha! Ha gotcha! I'm not an idiot!"
8
Itachi and Kisame
Kasame was doing something like an act and Itachi was well...

"Hate me... " Kisame spoke.

"Ah..." Itachi moaned.

"Loathe me..."

"Mm..."

"Despise me..."

"Ah, yes, yes..." he moaned girlishly.

"And..."

"Oh, say it... Say it..."

"LIVE IN AN SEXUALLY MANNER!" Kisame shouted.

That was the last that Itachi could take before he got a massive nosebleed that propelled him through the roof which was six feet above them.

'Hmmhe will be gone for awhile.' Kisame thought.

Meanwhile Itachi was outside about 9 yards away from the house. Twitching and blood all over. But, from a distance it would seem that he is lying in a puddle of his own blood.
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Sand
"Gaara, how bout we go out to eat tonight?" Temari asked.
"Hn, fine." Gaara replied.
"Well, lets go already I'm hungry." Kankoru said.

"Then, we will spill delicious blood after!" Shukaku cried.

'No we will not, I said to Naruto I wouldn't.'

" You fool! You let such a mortal take over your life!"

'I did not, remember he has the nine-tailed demon Lord of all foxes, if you cross him he won't even let you live a second chance if you begged him.'

"..f!"

Gaara smirked that he hit a nerve.

I'll update soon again as soon as I don't have so much homework. Review! And vote!
Wolf w/ 13 tails (silver, white, golden, gray, red) from YYH 2 Second
Tiger (gold, red, orange, yellow, white, silver) almost like Blaze from Rounin Warriors. 2 Second
Fox ( gold, red, orange, silver, white, grayish white) since they are both twins. 4 In the lead
Also, since Naruto can summon frogs, what could she summon?
Fox 3 In the lead
Slug/Snail (Don't know the difference) 2
Snake 0
Frog/Toad (Don't know the difference) 0
Naruto/Hinata 7 I suggest that some ppl could choose other than them since there are too many. In the lead
Naruto/Ino 3
Serena/Neji 2
Serena/Itachi 6 Second place
Serena/Haku 3
Naruto/Gaara 7 In the lead
Serena/Gaara 6 Second place
(New!) from another reviewer - Serena/Sasuke 1

Took me 3 days to do five pages so review and if u do I'll just notify u when my next chap is up.
Those who r 2 la-z to at least write one review u could have said 1 or 2 words saying' good' or 'u suck' or something like that would be nice.