Unexpectedly, Greece and Turkey kick off the competition for Romano's heart by invading his bedroom.


"Well, hello Roma…" Turkey purred in his left ear. Romano yelped and jumped slightly. "How did you get in my house, bastard?" Turkey ignored him and wrapped his arms around Romano's waist, resting his chin on the top of his head almost affectionately, despite Romano's obvious attempts to elbow him in the stomach. Suddenly Romano was yanked from his grasp and into the arms of none other than Greece. Romano howled in frustration and tried to kick Greece in the shin. "How did you get into my house too?"

"You asshole! I had it first!"

"Come and get it, bitch!"

Greece threw Romano unceremoniously over his shoulder and dashed up the stairs, Turkey in hot pursuit. Turkey chased Greece through the upstairs hall and into the master bedroom, where he managed to grab Romano's legs. What resulted was a vicious game of tug of war, both combatants screaming insults at each other and Romano screaming insults at both of them, his family, and the universe in general for putting him in this situation.

They collapsed on the floor, Romano trapped underneath them, and began to wrestle and claw furiously, still shrieking abuse at each other. Romano gasped for air, and, after much wriggling, somehow managed to heave himself out of the disaster zone. Breathing heavily, he made the sign of the cross as he fled the bedroom, slamming the door behind him.


Veni

what?

I think they're still going at it

either that or they finally killed each other, cuz they havnt left

Ve~ Go check! I want to know too.

If u wanted me dead so bad u could of just told the potato bastard to kill me

Oh…sorry…I forgot.

Wanna marathon YoI when u visit next?

I'll pay for all the snacks.

Ve~ okay fratello…

And I'll make the pasta too, okay!

Yay! See you soon, fratello!


Romano began to creep up the stairs. Halfway up, he began to hear a strange, rhythmic thumping accompanying the usual screaming and threats. It couldn't be…

Romano bolted downstairs and grabbed his holy water, bible, and rosary.

He took a deep breath and began his ascent again, this time making it all the way up the stairs. His left eye began to twitch as he tiptoed down the hallway, the noises seeping out from under the bedroom door magnifying as he neared.

He shook in terror. Shielding his eyes with his Bible, he threw open the door. Thrusting his rosary in front of him, he cried out fervently, "BEGONE, YE HEDONISTS! RETURN TO THE VOID FROM WHENCE YOU CAME AND RETURN NEVERMORE! HOPEFULLY ALSO DON'T HAVE SEX IN MY BEDROOM WITHOUT PERMISSION ANYMORE! THAT'S REALLY RUDE YOU GUYS, I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T DO THAT IN THE FUTURE!" He paused, slightly out of breath, before remembering that he was the tsundere character, and punctuated his declaration. "BASTARDS!"

"That's a little hypocritical, don't you think?" Turkey queried, cocking his head.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN."

"He has a point, Roma, it's also pretty rude to just barge in without knocking."

"YOU BROKE INTO MY HOUSE."

"You could at least let me finish though." Greece coughed, looking pointedly.

"OH MY GOD. " Romano's voice rose an octave as he stumbled out of the doorway.

"Would you mind closing the door on your way out?"

"YOU'RE FUCKING. IN MY BEDROOM."

"And you're intruding on it! Get out!" Turkey growled and launched a pillow in his direction, catching the door and slamming it shut.