A/N: Ah yes… time to put Kanda on the spot. I do not own D. Gray-Man.

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Kanda stepped up, all the while glaring at the machine informing him he was singing "Pain" by Three Days Grace. Everybody was immediately nervous as to what insight this would give them to Kanda's inner being. Still glowering, he began to sing to the heavy-metal song.

Pain- without love

Pain- can't get enough

Pain- I like it rough

'Cuz I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all…

You're sick of feeling numb

You're not the only one

I'll take you by the hand

And show you a place you'll understand

This life is filled with hurt

When happiness doesn't work

Trust me take my hand

When the lights go out, you'll understand

Pain- without love

Pain- can't get enough

Pain- I like it rough

'Cuz I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all…

Pain- without love

Pain- can't get enough

Pain- I like it rough

'Cuz I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all…

Anger and agony

Are better than misery

Trust me, I've got a plan

When the lights go up you'll understand…

Pain- without love

Pain- can't get enough

Pain- I like it rough

'Cuz I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all…

I know I know I know I know

That you're wounded

You know you know you know you know

That I'm here to save you

You know you know you know you know

I'm always here for you

I know I know I know I know

You'll thank me later

Pain- without love

Pain- can't get enough

Pain- I like it rough

'Cuz I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Pain- without love

Pain- can't get enough

Pain- I like it rough

'Cuz I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Rather feel pain………

That was when everyone (who hadn't yet gleaned this fact) that the inner workings of Kanda's mind were a scary and dark place no one wished to explore. But he was a pretty good singer, so they clapped for that much.

"You got it easy…" Kanda muttered to Tyki.

"Haha. You're right; my song was interesting but yours was down-right terrifying."

"Okay! Kanda can cross off two things on his to-do list: sing his first song and scare us all to death!" this brought forth a few chuckles and a low growls from Kanda. Alongside a "That's my Yuu-Kun!!" from General Tiedoll.

"Next up is number 98…" Komui paused. "I thought we vetoed using the number 98… whatever. Who is number 98?"

"That's you, Marie." Chaoji informed the blind man.

"What's the point of going up if I can't even see the words?" he thought. "Ah, well. It can't be worse than Kanda's song."

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A/N: For lack of a better song, I gave Kanda this song. I hope to find a better one. Unfortunately, I can only find either super-depressing ones or sad love songs. Nothing quite fits. I'll keep trying… I'll find something. Please review!