Anyone else notice Giles seems to get knocked on his head a lot in the show? Hahahaha.

I'll spare you the details, cause I'm not like Anya who has to share every sex-capade she's ever had- numerous times. Not that there was actual sex or anything, removing face out of the gutter now.

But kissing Spike was wonderful. It all got a little graphic for my righteous little dream-brain so I guess that's why there was extreme pixilation of any parts that one might be able to see. (Who could resist James Marsters – seriously)

"Bloody hell!" We said together at the end of it both looking rather pleased with ourselves. Around us, Willow, Xander and Faith were frozen in place… with a spell?

No, in total shock. Sorry. Although Faith was still too out of it to really notice or care.

"Back to the task at hand then?" Spike asked embarrassed.

"YES PLEASE!" said Willow and Xander together relieved and although barely 15 minutes had passed since we had stepped into the supply closet, they sure were glad to get out.

I began a funny rhyme that had popped into my head all of a sudden to lighten the mood.

'"You are old, Watcher Giles."

The Young Slayer said,

"And you say you want in, on this fight,

But yet you consistently land on your head.

Do you think at your age it is right? Is right?

Do you think at your age this is right?"

Sure enough they laughed hysterically, which unfortunately must have enabled the Red Queen to find us as she was waiting for us around the next corner. She drew back ready to roar.

"OFF…WITH!" she began and I quickly whispered to willow that she was a 'sodding witch,' not bothering to clamp my hand over my mouth this time as I was too busy for manners. "Set her on fire or something" I hissed.

"….THEIR HEADS!" the Queen finished just as Willow sent a bolt of fire the Queens way.

"AAAGGGH!" She yelled as she and the entire room was illuminated in dancing red flames, almost the colour of the Queen herself.

To avoid being severely burned I realized there was only enough time for two to go through the door (strange, I know. But that's how it happened.)

I shoved Willow and Xander in that direction and thankfully they took the hint, while Faith and I dramatically jumped through the window.

Well actually, I dragged Faith through the window and tried my best to break her fall. The impact seemed to improve her memory condition though, and seeing sudden recognition in her eyes I started again.

"Five by five? Hungry and horny?" I asked her hopefully.

Faith just grinned and hugged me as tightly as her bruised arms would allow.

"Thanks for rescuing me kid! God, I've missed you. You're my favorite of the slayer brats." See I knew I was her favorite. I was so relieved that she remembered who she was. Now we could finally go see to that pesky vampire problem. Oh, after I buy Faith some dinner – enough intended for a couple hundred. Scratch that, actually. We don't want our second slayer obese.