AN: That awkward moment when you haven't updated in forever. Sorry! School's being mean! Anyway, my school's doing a fundraiser and I've got to ask: WOULDYOULIKETOBYSOMECOOKIES?! I'm feeling lazy. Right now I'm laying on my couch typing on my iPod, and watching Psych (gimme a shout out ifyou know the show!). Here you go anyway!

Mina: Skullenko does not own Grojband!

Skullenko: If you haven't figured it out yet, Mina's my fave character!

Mina: FINALLY! Recognition!

Skullenko: Aren't I a better master than Trina?

UPDATE FROM ME:

Skullenko: Sorry this chapter has taken forever to put up. Homework's crazy and i have been sick for THREE days! My asthma acting up and i have fevers... So I'm writing this on my couch on my iPod. Please forgive me for grammar and such since I'm writing this in between coughing fits... :( CURE ME!

Laney's POV

I don't want to be here. I don't want to go thru with this.

The only reason I am here is, because right after Steve and Michelle came back in, Michelle asked COREY to go on a romantic island getaway with her because apparently, she's RICH. I couldn't just stay home by myself while Corey and Michelle went out and had the time of there lives ROMANTICALLY (blech), so I accepted Steve's invitation.

So, now I'm on a PLANE with Steve to 'winter camp'.

I've decided somthing: This isn't a real winter camp. What kind of camp needs a plane to get there? What kind of camp takes up a whole island? Trick question! There is no answer because NO camp does that. Unless it's some kind of rich peoples camp, but isn't Michelle the tich one?! I'm so confused... It's quite obvious I'm not getting out if this from the way Steve is clutching my arm( i can't feel my fingers) so, instead of spending Christmas sneaking away from my parrnts to spend it with Corey, Kin, and Kon, I'll be spending it with my increasingly creepy boyfriend! I hate my liiiiiife...

Steve's POV

Okay, change of plans.

At first I was going to go to a LEGIT winter camp, BUT I looked up the reviews and it said that it was a great place for BOYS to learn hockey and go sledding. In other words the place is crawling with boys! What if Laney liked one of them better than me?! They could take her away from me! I'D HAVE TO KILL THEM. Just kidding...

So, instead, I decided to go to a teenage romantic getaway! How's she gonna find out? I can see it now: Laney and I cuddling by a warm cuddly fire in the lodge sipping hot chocolate. Laney and I, her back against my chest as we crusade down the mountain on our sled. Laney and I, sharing a romantic kiss under mistletoe on Christmas morning after she's just confessed that all she wanted for Christmas was me, that she loved me and hated Corey and that she'd quit Grojband! THIS IS PERFECT!

Michelle's POV

"So you're rich?" Sweat dripped down my face and I swallowed hard.

"Yup."

Kin glared at me, "Then what is caviar made of?"

"...fish eggs..."

"WHAT?!" Kon yelled, "THAT'S SICK!" Then he ran away and cried. Kin left too trying to chase after Kin and console him. YES! I caught a break!

"Sooo you are really rich?" I turn to face Corey. Shoot, he's still here. NO!

"Suuure..." I notice he's starting to smile a little.

"How rich?"

"Bill Gates would be downright jealous." Right now he's full on beaming! Wait... He looks smug...

"Great! Then you wont have a problem with Kin and Kon joining us, will you?"

Damn! He's got me! He's so smart, that's why i love my Corey-bear!

"Yes...they can come..." I say through clenched teeth. Oh shoot, what do I do?! Steve never said ANYTHING about bringing Kin or Kon! Plus, he's gone so I can't ask for money to bring them (I don't even WANT too!). Why did I say yes?

"Great!" He says smugly, "I'll tell them and we'll all pack." Well, there's only one thing to do. I have to kill Kin and Kon! There's no other logical solution! That way, they can't come.

"Before you go, do you have an axe?" I ask.

"Ummmm... no." Damn. I guess I'll just have to send Kin and Kon on some sort of wild goose chase. That probably would've been better than killing them anyway... Dodged a bullet I guess!

Corey's POV

She's bluffing. No way she's gonna let them come with us. I don't think she's really rich. I don't know where she got all that money, but it certainly wasn't from her parents. She always has to borrow money for stuff AND I've been to her house. No offense, but she is NOT rich. I don't know what her plan is or why she's doing this, but I'm going to put a stop to it as fast as possible.


AN: I. Am. So. Sorry! I tried so hard. I have some excuses. I got super sick, homework is a jerk, aaannnnd I've finally turned into a teenager! Wish me happy birthday! My updates from now on will be a bit random. Upgrades will be now on weekends, and I will try harder in the future. I've been feeling... weird, so please forgive me for my absence. Now that I've finished this chapter I remember why I loved uploading them! They're sooo fun and give me a sense of victory! Thanks! Take it away Lanes!

Laney: No, I'm mad at you.

Skullenko: Why?

Laney: I was stuck with Steve when you didn't update. I don't like Steve.

Skullenko: Then you're really not going to like him soon. Now do the thing or you'll marry him!

Laney: Review!