A Strange Adventure 2: Whorseville
By NocturneD
Note: Some more action!
Warning: Adult content.
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Chapter 8
Back at the Apple family barn the efforts to bring Ponyville back to its former glory was making some progress. Twilight Sparkle managed to make enough ammunition and supplies with her duplication spells and made sure they'll last. Apple Jack just finished apple bucking the trees outside for food and to make rations. Big Mac set to work customizing a van the Triwings managed to snag from a previous engagement with Delicious T's gang. Apple Bloom was just being annoying as usual. Apple Jack's recruiting finally paid off as she managed to snag her cousin Braeburn away from Apploosa or whatever the fuck his home is called. Mr. Cake was even up to take back Ponyville, he told them all about his one day in the army and how he got booted out for accidently throwing the pin and dropping the grenade at his drill instructor's hooves. Good enough... Other ponies joined as well.
Watt was busy making modifications to his weapons he called dibs on. Aquamarie was running through a check list of the supplies, after that was done she gathered some Intel on their computer. With the combined efforts of Apple Jack and Redwood they set up some cameras around Whorseville to monitor activities and made sure their well placed. Spike still had a raging hard on for Rarity placed a bug inside of her boutique shop because he was a sick little fuck and wanted to hear her go to the bathroom.
"Well this is interesting." Aqua listened into the intel about the Dukes and Rainbow Dragons. "Apparently there might be some flair to the Dukes after all."
"Can I hear Rarity masturbate now?" Spike asked.
Aqua rolled her eyes, "Just a minute little Spikey, Auntie Aqua is trying to learn something."
Spike flipped her off when she turned around, "Tell me when you're done then." Then Spike noticed Aqua was wearing some pretty nice tight shorts that was tight against her ass. He leaned in closer to inspection to find part of her thong showing. Yes she wears pants like Rarity's fat ass mom. Spike then smiled like a pervert and started wanking.
"Spike stop waking off!" Twilight shouted
"NEVAR!" Spike continued stroking his dick.
Redwood got tired of waiting around and eating just apples. He threw on a red jacket with an image of a pill on the back and wandered over to the weapon table. He took his pick of a high powered handgun with a couple clips, a compact submachine gun with ammo to boot both modified, some grenades and stuffed them into his jacket. He zipped himself up and picked up a motorcycle helmet.
"Where do you plan on going mister?" Apple Jack raised an eyebrow.
"Out." Redwood put it simply.
"When will you be back?" Jack put a hoof on her hip as she leaned against the barn door.
"I dunno maybe... six or seven tonight. Want to check out what this town has." Red slid the helmet over his head.
"Now don't you go be going off to a whore now!" Jack nagged.
"Why would I do that?" Red's voice echoed through the helmet, "I got a great pony right here. Besides we're on round five this time."
"I still don't think you should be going then. Who knows what those Dragons are up to." Apple Jack frowned.
"Look if you want to come, then I guess I can bring you and another along." Red shrugged.
"Alright then. It's a date." She winked.
"Got to wear something over you if you want to bring something to shoot." Red reminded her. Jack just threw on a coat and stuffed a shotgun under it she also managed to snag a grenade launcher and hid it inside of Red's motorcycle sidecar. She hoped in and put on her helmet, Redwood slid onto the driver's seat and started up the motorcycle. If you ever seen the anime movie Akira, that's the bike I want you guys to imagine. That thing is so damn cool. He fired it up and electricity flowed from the front tire and... BANG they were off driving down the dirt road into town.
"You know... they squabble like they're married or something." Watt realigned the frame to his handgun then chuckled.
"Oh that's just Apple Jack she's like a big sister to all of us." Twilight watched the grey pegasus play around with his gun. She heard a click, "You really know you're way around a firearm huh?"
"Yeah. Instructor back home taught me everything there is to know about guns." Watt smirked, "Just one thing... Never put a hot dog in a shotgun."
"Why?" Twilight raised an eyebrow. "The gun explode?"
"No. We were trying to see if we can shoot a hot dog into our fat friend Chunk's mouth from a distance to see if he could catch it." Watt laughed. "Never the less it didn't work and we had to clean the gun."
"Didn't you just put a hot dog in there?" Twilight asked.
"Well Chunk wanted ketchup, mustard and relish to go with it too." Watt smirked.
"Okay now." Twilight let her eyes wander to somewhere else.
"Oh come on it was part of our Jackass audition tapes." Watt frowned.
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"So it's just the four of us?" Rarity strapped herself into her best heist outfit.
"Oh no. There will be two new members joining and if all else goes bad we got some Dukes waiting outside when we give the word." Blue Blood zipped up his fly only for it to get stuck half way.
"Trixie's outfit makes her butt look big." Trixie wiggled her flank in her skin tight one piece suit.
"You're butt was always too big." Rarity slapped Trixie's ass. The blue unicorn squealed in delight as she loved her wife doing that to her. Incase you forgot it was implied in the last chapter that Trixie and Rarity got hitched in a drive thru wedding in the casino side of Whorseville. Back to the story.
A large white earth pony with a buzzed mane just sat in his spot not saying a word. Checking and re-checking his weapons not saying a world. He attached an under-sling grenade launcher to his assault rifle with a grenade ready. Again and again he made his gun click to the point where it was making Trixie uncomfortable. He would only respond with a sense of grunts and talk only when it was important. This stallion's name is Steele or pretty much goes by that name only. A discharged pony from Celestia's army for taking things too far and stop at nothing to accomplish his mission even go through his own team. He only had a few trust worthy allies but no pony else.
"So, who are the two joining?" Trixie raised her mp7 custom machine gun then inspected it.
"Two that are interested in our cause, from Canterlot no less." Blue Blood was playing around with his custom six shot magnum revolver. "Girls before I forget, for a heist we have to wear masks."
"I hope they're made with nice fabric." Rarity squealed.
"Er. No. This is something different." Blue Blood brought out four giant head masks in the shape of the royal wedding pair Shining Armor and Princess Cadence.
"We're going to rob a bank that belongs to the Rainbow Dragons dressed as those two?" Rarity raised an eyebrow.
Trixie wasted no time sliding on the Cadence mask, "Too bad Trixie is not a princess."
Blue Blood also put on a Cadence mask no questions asked, Rarity looked at him, "Um. Don't you think wearing the Shining Armor one is more suitable?"
"No. I feel pretty this way." Blue Blood disagreed.
Rarity sighed, "Fine." She slid on the Shining Armor mask. She looked over at Steele, "You going to put one on?"
Steel grunted, "No."
"Alright you three here they come." Blue Blood motioned the three to stand up. Two ponies walked through the lobby door to meet them one white male pony and the other a smaller pink pegasus pony, both wearing a Shining Armor and Cadence mask and suitable heist gear. "See you two are prepared, that's good. We're going by code names. I'm Blue Balls."
"Seems appropriate." The pink pegasus chuckled.
The white stallion looked over to the pink pegasus, "Well talk when we get home."
"Sorry honey. I have a itchy trigger hoof and I want to try it out." The pink pegasus laughed.
"Awkward." Rarity and Trixie mumbled to each other.
"So as saying. I'm BB. That one over there is Steele, he's our enforcer." Blue Blood pointed.
"I'm the Great and Powerful... Um... Just call me Great." Trixie nodded.
"And I'm Fabulous." Rarity chimed in.
"I'm Dark Armor. This here is Princess." Dark Armor introduced, "Those Dukes out there. I take it they'll be joining us?"
"Yes. When a fire fight happens they'll be ready to storm the bank." Blue Blood nodded. "But right now, we each take a teller and demand the money up front. Three of us will got the vault and take all the money and valuables."
"And our get a way vehicle?" Dark Armor asked with a muffled raspy voice.
"Earth pony and unicorns can fall back in the vehicles while the pegasus can fly away and help make a diversion." Blue Blood explained.
"Which is?" The pink pegasus asked in a feminine raspy voice.
"Rocket launchers and other explosives from above." Blue Blood nodded. "Snipers in hot air balloons that are passing by as well."
"Well I got to say BB you're not so much of an idiot as I thought." Princess nodded.
"Thanks." Blue Blood snickered not realizing he was just insulted.
Steel rose up with weapon ready. "I'm going to warn you, if you get shot or fall down I'm not picking your ass up."
"Fine with me." Dark Armor nodded.
"I won't be needing help." Princess pulled out her own automatic machine gun.
"Fine. We do this in three, two..." He kicked open the door, "One! EVERY PONY ON THE GROUND!"
The civilian ponies screamed and dived onto the ground not wanting to be shot. The tellers raised their arms.
"Yeah nice and slow!" Blue Blood shouted.
"Turn around dumb ass." Dark Armor grunted.
"Oh yeah." Blue Blood turned around.
Princess walked up to the tellers and pointed her gun to a frightened female earth pony, "I want all your cash and some pony who knows how to open the safe!"
"Honey maybe you should leave Steel to do the demands." Dark Armor suggested.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! OUR HONEYMOON WAS AT A STUPID BEACH AND IT WASN'T FUN BECAUSE YOUR PENIS GOT BITTEN BY A DOLPHIN! Princess turned her head and shouted.
"Hey Flipper came onto me!" Dark Armor argued.
"You used to be so romantic now we only have sex in the most weird places!" Princess shouted again. "Like that homeless pony's shopping cart!"
"Really?" A hostage pony asked, "How do you keep it from rolling?"
"Excuse me but do we have to listen to your marital and sex problems or are you going to rob us?" Another hostage pony asked.
Princess shot the hostage in the head, "No pony disses princess Cadence... Oh whoops."
Rarity perked her head up from rubbing her loins against Trixie's skin tight body suit that made her ass even bigger, "Princess Cadence? Does that mean?"
Just then from the back room the Rainbow Dragon guards emerged and started firing on the robbers. From outside the Dukes rushed in and started a fire fight. Bullets sprayed every where. Bullet holes were made. Rarity continued to kiss Trixie and provide entertainment while a bunch of ponies are getting shot at.
"OH I'M LOVING THIS!" Steele tore the desk from the floor and threw it at some nearby Rainbow Dragon guards. He pulled out his rifle and started firing like a mad pony.
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"Hey Derpy?" Pinkie asked.
"Yes Pinkie Pie?" Derpy replied.
"You take checks?" Pinkie wondered.
"As long they don't bounce." Derpy smirked.
"Here's a check for two bits then." Pinkie handed Derpy over a check for more sex.
"Think I want to cash this in first." Derpy wandered over to the bank, suddenly... BAM... A bullet hole was made in the ground in front of her, "Nevermind then." She turned around and raced home with Pinkie to have more sex.
To be continued... Please Review!
Note: Well, we got princess Cadence now joining up with the Dukes and boy is she pissed. Her and he Dukes are robbing a bank. Spike flipping ponies off and apparently has a weird fetish but honestly the little guy is growing up. Hope you enjoyed.
