A/N: This Happened to my friend and her mom once. It was very entertaining.

Reindeer vs. Mouse

Bold Yells, Regular Talks, Italics Whispers

--Christmas Eve, Alice and Emmett are decorating the Tree. Bella and Jasper are watching. Rosalie and Edward in the garage finding more decorations. Carlisle and Esme are In the Kicthen and Esme is Attempting to make Cookies for Bella. Christmas Music is wafting through the house.--

Alice: Emmett will you hand me that star ?

Bella: Tell me again why the themed colors are Blue and white ?

Alice: becuase those Colors are in

Jasper: Why are we docorating though

Emmett: Even I can answer that one. Becuase it's Christmas !

Alice: Exactly. Yeesh Jasper you sure are out of spirit

Jasper: Ba humbug !

Alice: I'll be right back, I have to go get one more role of garland that back is looking bare. Don't Tuch the Tree Emmett ! Only

Alicikinzikinzikinz ornaments are alloud on the tree.

--Alice Runs into the garage. While she is Gone Emmett Runs upstairs as fast as he can. and Comes back with somthing red and Blue. He plucks it on the tree quickly.--

Jasper: I wouldn't do that Emmett.

Emmett: And why not ?

Jasper: Becuase I don't want to have to defend Alice from Rosalie when after Alice kills you.

Bella: Yeah. And then if Jasper got passed and Alice was dead Edward would start freaking out becuase he wouldn't be able to see if I

was going to die and He would be running around the house all PMSyish.

Edward: HEY ! I can hear you still out here.

Bella: Sorry Eddikinz !

Edward --Mutters somthing about only One Ikinz and Emmett then curses--

Emmett: I got two ! Haha

Jasper: Shut up.

--Alice comes back--

Alice: --Her face very stern through her teeth she says-- What the hell is that.

Emmett: What does it look like ? It's a christmas mouse.

Bella: So thats what it is.

Jasper: --Looks at Bella--

Alice: Well Obviously it's a fricken Christmas Mouse! What the hell is it doing on my Tree ?

Emmett: Oh, Un-clench it has blue.

Alice: It has red to.

Emmett: So does your Reindeer.

Alice: That is different.

Emmett: How ? Care to explain ?

Alice: Because, The Padding of the Reindeer is Blue and The Collar is red.

Emmett: Your Point ? My mouse has a Red shirt and Blue fur.

Alice: Well Your mouse isn't very Christmassyish!

Emmett: It is to ! It has Red and...

Alice: And ? Red is Used on Valentines Day to ! It could have been On a Flipping Valentines Day Tree !!!

Jasper: Valentines Day tree ?

Alice: Shut up Jasper. Your not in this

Jasper: Frightened whimper.

Emmett: And how is your Reindeer Chismassyish ?

Alice: Do you listen to yourself when you talk ? They Carry Santa around to give gifts the The little CHILDREN !!!

--Edward Enters room, leans down and whispers to Bella--

Edward: Would you like to go out for Dinner, Love ? I'm all finished here.

Bella: Shhhh This is getting good.

Emmett: My mouse Owns this tree. It is Nothing compared to your reindeer.

Alice: How Dare you !!! This is MY Tree.

Emmett: What if Bella put the Christmas Mouse on the Tree Huh ?

Bella: Hey, Leave Me out of this !

Alice: I would Obviously Let her.

Emmett: And why is this ?

Alice: Because If she put it on the tree that means she is helping me decorate. And we all know what A challenge it is to get Bella to

Help decorate for anything. And If I told her it coudln't be on the tree, Then she might feel discuraged and never help again.

Emmett: Oh Bella ? Would you come here for a second ?

Edward: You are an Evil Genius.

Bella: Yes ?

Emmett: Please step over here for a moment.

Alice: You wouldn't Dare.

Emmett: It's sad how little you know me.

Alice: Bella If you Love me. Don't listen to Emmett

Emmett: I won't tease you For 1 month starting tonight.

Bella: Deal!

Edward: --Snickering--

--Bella Walks to up to Emmett, Emmett takes off the Mouse and Gives it to Bella. Bella puts it Back wear it was just a moment ago.--

Alice: No fair !

Emmett: Merry Christmas to you to.