Las Noches Café Chapter 8

The otakus streamed into the square of Karakura town in front of where the restaurant was. It was packed as tight as a suitcase full of Luppi's Victoria's Secret merchandise.

"Ohhh, Mr. Jeagerjacquez," someone cried as they tried to grab a fistful of the sexta espada's hair. "Can you come over to my house for my birthday? Can I have a chunk of your hair?"

Grimmjow shrank back. "Um, no. I have too much things to do…"

Someone else shoved a bag over Grimmjow's face and tried to kidnap him, saying that this was for the good of Grimmjow to not let him get contaminated. Luckily, the security guards saved him.

"Mr. Cifer," a reporter began, "are you emo?"

"Emo?" Ulquiorra echoed. "I'm afraid I have not heard of this term before."

"It means emotional. There is a video on YouTube about this that someone found."

*Gives Ulquiorra portable TV* (To see video, use this link: .com/watch?v=v-fGOAMHBYM.)

Ulquiorra blanched again. Was he really this popular with his fans? "Excuse me, but I don't believe that is true. I am not a homosexual, nor do I cut my wrists."

Starrk was sleeping on a bench. Many otakus were taking pictures of him as if he was a panda. He did have the same kind of appeal as a panda.

Barrigan ran away from a couple of old ladies pursuing him, screaming, "Barrigan, we love you!" while toting trays full of cookies with whipped cream that looked like Barrigan faces.

Harribel was quite successful in her little sushi stand. There were all kinds but the most popular kind was spicy tuna and eel. By the afternoon, all of the sushi was sold out. Harribel had made more money than the entire restaurant could make in one week.

Nnoitra was jealous of her because his fancy multi-purpose spoons weren't selling well. He attempted to steal some money from Harribel, but got busted and publicly humiliated on public television.

Zommari was teaching the otakus how to relax themselves by using yoga and meditation. It was quite popular and he gave out free pumpkin pies.

Szayel was experimenting on a couple of fake subjects and teaching the crowd how to properly dissect a frog. Then he ate one of his fraccions in front of a group of girls. They had never thought the task would be so ghastly, and they either ran away screaming or fainted on site.

Aaroniero hid himself in a little corner because a couple of people made fun of his face. He got a console payment to make him feel better.

Yammy was selling his yam products. His dog got kidnapped by a couple of otakus to stuff and mount on a stand, but the espada didn't care. He spent the rest of the day chasing the grandmas that were pursuing Barrigan. Yammy ate all their cookies.

A/N: for readers who can't find the Ulquiorra Grimmjow Caramelldansen: .com/watch?v=z_bLZ-pBMHY

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PS: for crimsonwolf333's question, I don't own Bleach and the aizen picture is just one of my drawings of him. I'm not Tite Kubo!