Scene 8

AWKWARD:

What ARE You Doing?

Jason notices that no one has any papers.
Jason: Where are the papers?
Jake: You could almost say they did themselves.
Jason: What's that supposed to mean?
Jake: These three are fast. I was only able to do one.
Jason: Oh.
Diamond: Don't worry, Jake. You'll get better. It comes with practice.
Jason: That's really impressive.
At that second, Gregory pulls up. He opens the back of the limo and waits patiently. The girls get in first, then Rick, Jake, and Jason. Gregory closes the door and climbs back into the driver's seat. The trip takes seven minutes. Jake and Jason were in their own little world so they didn't notice Rick, Soo Jin, and Diamond taking off their clothes. Of course they're wearing their swimsuits. Gregory opens the door and both vampire princes step out. They notice that the others aren't following. Jason leans in and notices there's no one in the car. Someone grabs Gregory's shoulder. He jumps in surprise and shows his true form.
Gregory: Oh, ma'am. You scared me.
Soo Jin: Humph. Nice wings, fangs, eyes, and claws dude.
Gregory notices his predicament.
Gregory: I'll have to erase your memory then.
Jason: Erase who's memory? No one said anything after "Humph".
Gregory: Must've been my imagination then.
Jake glares at Soo Jin.
Jake: What did you do?
Soo Jin: Nothing. I just pointed out he was showing his true form.
Jake: That'll get your whole memory erased so be careful from now on.
Soo Jin: Yes, captain.
Jake's stunned.
Jake: Did the Queen of LA just call me captain? Was that real?
Gregory: Young people these days should wear more clothes...
Soo Jin has a laughing fit, rolling on the ground laughing. When she's done...
Soo Jin: Come on, Jake. Get on your swimsuit, please. Captain.
Jake: Yes, ma'am.
Rick, Diamond, and Soo Jin close their eyes. Jake takes true form and flies to his bedroom. He changes as quickly as possible and flies back with a shirt in hand. (Never know when that'll come in handy.) He returns to normal.
Jake: You can open your eyes now.
They do.
Soo Jin: Jason, please close your eyes.
Jason: Uh… okay.
Soo Jin: Rick and Diamond, you know what to do.
They nod and grow their wings. They fly over the cliff and into the lagoon.
Jake: You can open them now, brother.
Jason: Those two sure are fast.
Jake: Yeah. See you later. We're joining them.
Jason: Yeah, okay. Whatever.
Jason pretends to leave so Jake and Soo Jin walk toward the cave entrance to the lagoon. Jason smirks.
Jason: Gregory, don't mind us.
Gregory bows and returns to the kitchen to prepare snacks.
Jason: They thought they could get rid of me that easily. Ha. What a joke.
Jason transforms into a bat and follows them. In the tunnel…
Jake: Who were ya laughing at back there?
Soo Jin: Gregory. He "said" something so hilarious.
Jake: Oh.
Soo Jin: Can you really see?
Jake: Yes, I can.
Soo Jin: So lucky. I'm just a normal person.
Jake: There's nothing normal about you Soo Jin.
Soo Jin: I'm a mutant, not a not-so-fictional creature. Other than reading people's minds, putting my thoughts in their heads, and if I know your name I can get all the bad stuff on you in a minute… I'm an average person.
Jake: This coming from the woman who owns Los Angeles through blackmail.
Jason: What the… I'm so confused.
Soo Jin giggles.
Soo Jin: Yeah, I guess you're right. I see the tunnel end. Are you okay? Do you look presentable?
Jake: What are you? My mother? Honestly. Of course I look presentable. What kind of question is that?
Soo Jin doesn't respond. They reach the lagoon. There stands naked Crystal, waiting for Soo Jin. She spots Soo Jin and runs over.
Crystal: You're here!
Unfortunately, Soo Jin moved out of the way at the last second causing Crystal to bump into Jake and the two fall over and land in a very awkward position.
Narrator: Naked Crystal on top of Jake in his swimsuit! Not much in between… if ya know what I mean. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Jason: Oh my god. If I had a camera (and hands) right now, I'd take a picture.
Diamond and Rick are ahead of him.
Click
Jake: Ugh.
He puts a hand on his head.
Crystal: Ugh.
Both of them open their eyes at the same time. Jake blushes bright red.
Crystal: AHHH! What're you doing here?
She jumps up. She runs into the water.
Crystal: Being in the water is so much better than Jake seeing me naked.
Jake: It's okay. I'll leave. That was awkward.
Rick: Oh, no you don't.
Diamond: You're acting like an idiot and a chicken.
Jason: No one calls my brother an idiot or a chicken, not even my right hand woman. Out of the two o' us, he's the smartest. But I'm not transforming back to human. I'll get her tomorrow.
Soo Jin: Show her your true form.
Jake: Yes, ma'am.
He shows his true form. To signify that he's royalty his wings have gold accents. Rick and Diamond grow their wings as well.
Soo Jin: Crystal, raise you head.
Crystal puts her head above the water but she becomes upset and puts her head back underwater.