Okay guys, sorry for not updating in a while!

My life has been hectic recently, with exams and everything, PLUS, I WENT TO SEE GLEE LIVE ON THE 23rd – I MET CURT MEGA AND RIKER LYNCH (OTHERWISE KNOWN AS NICK AND JEFF, THE THREE-SIX MAFIA! WHOO!) SERIOUSLY, WE STALKED THOSE BOYS EVERYWHERE. I TOOK PICTURES CONSTANTLY AND RIKER WAS BEGINNING TO GET PRETTY IRRITATED AT ME. THE GOOD BIT IS, WE MANAGED TO GET THEM ALONE IN A CAFE, SO WE DIDN'T HAVE TO WRESTLE THROUGH CRAZY FANS TO GET TO THEM. THE BEST PART IS – THE GLEE CAST HAVE NOW ACKNOWLEDGED MY EXISTENCE!

OH, AND THE CONCERT WAS BREATHTAKING – THE CAST ARE ALL SO INSPIRING AND TALENTED AND I WAS LITERALLY METRES AWAY FROM CHRIS COLFER AND HIS 'SINGLE LADIES' DANCE AND THE WARBER'S 'TEENAGE DREAM' OH GOD IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

ANYYYWAYY, I give you: Prom Queen!


Finn Hudson, Quinn Fabray and 254 others are attending the event William Mckinley High School Junior Prom


Sam Evans is looking forward to going to prom with Mercedes Jones and Rachel Berry!

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Noah Puckerman what I don't understand is why Rachel asked Sam to prom, he rejected her, but when Rachel and MERCEDES ask him to prom, he accepts?

Wes Leung What I'm getting from this is: Sam likes Mercedes!

Thad Howard a new relationship is born!

Wes Leung Samcedes. I ship it.

Jeff Nicholls ...or Jevans. That sounds pretty awesome.

Nick Parker What happened to Quam?

David Smith that ended ages ago, Nick! Get with the times!

Nick Parker It's not my fault! My internet was off for two weeks! I have to check your News Feed every two minutes to keep up with the New Directions, I swear!

Sam Evans Uh, guys? Can you like, not have this discussion on my status?

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David Smith sorry.

Nick Parker sorry...

Finn Hudson Sam, I thought you were poor. How are you using facebook?

Sam Evans I'm using some half-broken Nokia I found in the street and I'm stealing WiFi from McDonalds.

Finn Hudson oh.

Sam Evans yes. Oh.


Blaine Anderson is attending William McKinley High School Junior Prom

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Kurt Hummel *jumps and squeals* I can't wait!

Blaine Anderson you're too cute x] have you rented your tux yet?

Kurt Hummel Oh, I'm not buying a tux from Endzo's! I'm making my outfit myself, from scratch. It's going to be an elaborate tribute to both the Royal Wedding and the late Alexander McQueen. I'm nearly finished – I just need a sash and maybe some beads :)

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Blaine Anderson ...I have a bad feeling about this.


Santana Lopez posted a photo

Santana Lopez this is my prom dress. I look hot, right?

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David Karofsky you look SEXY!111

Wes Leung do you know what would make you even more sexy, Santana?

Santana Lopez what is it, Other Other Asian?

Wes Leung If you shave off the beard.

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Santana Lopez I have no idea what you're talking about.


Artie Abrams has no-one to go to prom with :(

Noah Puckerman dude, you're in a wheelchair. How would you be able to dance anyway?

Rachel Berry Didn't Artie get a Rewalk machine for Christmas which enables him to stand up?

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Mercedes Jones I forgot about that...

Noah Puckerman That's actually a good point. What the hell happened to that machine?

Artie Abrams Brittany thought it was a transformer and tried to assemble it into a cat.

Rachel Berry a...cat?

Artie Abrams Yes. Long story short, it broke.

Brittany S. Pierce it's not my fault it looked just like a transformer


Rachel Berry is proud to announce that Jesse St. James is joining Sam and Mercedes and I on our prom-on-a-budget!

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Tina Cohen-Chang Jesse St. James? You mean the guy you dated a year and a half ago who used you, pressured you into sex, tricked you, manipulated you, broke your heart intentionally, egged your face for no reason, left you and cut off all contact for a year?

Rachel Berry Yes.

Tina Cohen-Chang and you're letting him take you to prom?

Rachel Berry he did apologize.

Jeff Nicholls *munching on popcorn* So much drama!


Kurt Hummel is irritated that no-one appreciates the ensemble I put together for prom.

Finn Hudson I liked it! Like I said, it's like Braveheart!

Kurt Hummel ...thank you, Finn, but my outfit was supposed to honor Alexander McQueen, not Mel Gibson.

Blaine Anderson I do appreciate your efforts, Kurt, I'm just worried about what might happen.

Kurt Hummel Whatever.

Finn Hudson Kurt can I have another glass of warm milk plz

Kurt Hummel GET YOUR OWN DAMN MILK.

Finn Hudson o.O


Santana Lopez is ready for another day of fighting hallway crime with my ally Dave Karofsky! via iPhone

Kurt Hummel Can I just say that this Bully Whips thing is getting beyond ridiculous? via Blackberry

Santana Lopez hey, can it, teen gay! You should be grateful for the work we're doing to protect your ass from bullies! via iPhone

Kurt Hummel If I'm going to be walking around with members of the Bully Whips all day, you could at least get a better uniform. Red is out this season, and so are berets. And seriously – lycra? via Blackberry

Santana Lopez You see that? You possess the very stereotypically gay traits which are causing you to be harassed every day. via iPhone

Kurt Hummel I'm walking away from you now. via Blackberry


Dave Karofsky posted something on Kurt Hummel's wall

Kurt Hummel You sent me a virtual muffin basket?

Dave Karofsky as a token of my apology

Kurt Hummel Um...thanks, I guess...

Dave Karofsky it cost me 50 facebook credits

Nick Parker wow, you must have harvested a shitload of crops on Farmville to afford that.

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Dave Karofsky so will you forgive me?

Kurt Hummel Okay. I forgive you.

Dave Karofsky cool.

Dave Karofsky could you...delete this post? I don't want Azimio to know i'm talking to you.

Kurt Hummel Of course.


Quinn Fabray It's Prom Night! Can't wait to become Prom Queen!

Quinn Fabray like this status if you voted for Fuinn!

Quinn Fabray anyone? Guys?


Sam Evans has just finished performing Friday! Wooo! via Facebook Mobile

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Stacie Evans sammy, come home soon. There are people in other motel rooms making weird noises again. :( it's scaring me.


Artie Abrams sitting in Miss Sylvester's office fearing for my life via iPhone

Noah Puckerman Too bad, dude...

Artie Abrams aren't you going to help me?

Noah Puckerman sorry, can't – I have a cougar to dance with a crown to win ;)

Artie Abrams OH GOD SHE'S DOING PAINFUL, ILLEGAL THINGS TO ME. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP.

Wes Leung do you think we should call the police?

Jeff Nicholls that's it! I'm transferring to McKinley next year. This school is awesome.

Artie Abrams GUYS SERIOUSLY MY MOLARS IN IN DANGER.


Finn Hudson just got kicked out of prom :/

Blaine Anderson couldn't you have waited until after my solo before you started a fight? via iPhone

Finn Hudson it's not my fault Jesse was all over Rachel like that! Couldn't you have sung a less upbeat song?

Blaine Anderson you still like Rachel, don't you?

Finn Hudson no! I just...really care about her.

Blaine Anderson Yeah...I've been there.


Mike Chang Well...that was unexpected. via iPhone

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Kurt Hummel A message to all you cruel people who voted me for Prom Queen – are you happy? Happy that you sabotaged an entire event just to humiliate me? Well, it didn't work. I had an awesome crown and sceptre and an amazing boyfriend. Eat your heart out, Kate Middleton.

(and Quinn)

Blaine Anderson I'm so proud of you, Kurt :)

Kurt Hummel Thank you, Blaine. I will admit that the kilt might have over-done it...

Blaine Anderson Wanna know a secret?

Kurt Hummel Yes?

Blaine Anderson I loved the kilt. You looked damn sexy.

Burt Hummel DISLIKE.


A/N So I wrote this chapter at like, 3AM so forgive me for the general suckishness of it.