KITTY: HELLO, EVERYBODY!
AYUKAZI: We are back! And, we have to send out to one of our reviewers, Suki Miko!
No, Suki-Chan, Itachi is NOT suffering from that sickness thing. It doesn't exist here. He lost it in the "Tunnel" between dimensions. And that was a good Idea; we might just do that, Thanks for the Idea! : 3
KITTY: We owe you for that, so when we get it up, if we use it, It can be your Early/Late birthday present!
AYUKAZI: And good news everyone! FINALS ARE OVAH!
KITTY: And she passed math.
AYUKAZI: And speech! PARTY TIME! THE AKATSUKI ARE GOING TO DANCE FOR MEH!
AKATSUKI: OH, HELL NO!
AYUKAZI: I won't make you dance in the fic. And I'll make cookies. : 3
AKATSUKI: … Fine. (AKATSUKI DANCE!)
AYUKAZI: TO SEE THE SONG THEY DANCED TO, READ THE FIC!
AKATSUKI: YOU PROMISED!
AYUKAZI: I also promised cookies, and that's never going to happen, get over your selfs.
DISCLAMIER! We don't own Naruto. If we did Tobi would be Tobi and Pein wouldn't be a pussy. PEIN: HEY!
Kira's P.O.V.
"And the sixteen of us that will be dancing will be ….." Ana paused for a dramatic effect. Nyisha was on her feet with excitement. Hidan and I were leaning for ward in excitement. Deidara and Miranda were trying to look cool, but you could tell that they were praying not to be the ones dancing. They thought they sucked. But, Miranda was one of our top dancers, along with me and Ana. Leave it to the top betas to REPRESNET! Ahem. Sorry, I'm usually more composed.
"Announced after the top two that will help me plan the dance moves." Ana said. I relaxed. That's my girl. Keep everyone in there seats and pull out the best for leaders. A smile spread across my face.
"Kira and Miranda will be with me." Ana said. I grinned and Miranda slumped forward. "Aw, cheer up, Mimi, You're not bad at all." I said. She flipped me off. I patted her head. "And now those of us who get to dance. The two who don't… eh, I'll come up with something for you later." Ana said. "Lazy ass." I said. Ana frowned, raised her middle finger and said "Bite me." We laughed.
"The team is as follows; Hidan, Kira, of course, Deidara, Miranda, again, of course, Itachi, Sasori, Shay, Kisame, Amanda, Zetsu, Tabby, Kakuzu, Nyisha, Konan, Pein, and me." Ana said. "WHOO-HOO!" Hidan, Nyisha, Amanda, Tabby and I cheered. "Let's dance!" Konan said. She was trying to be cool, but you could tell she was excited. Brianna frowned. "Why didn't I make it?" She asked. Ana's turn to frown.
"Sorry, Bri. You're a good dancer, you just, how do I say this nicely? Your attention span is about as much as Tobi's." Ana said, pointing to Tobi, who was sniffing the carpet, then trying to pull some thing from out under the couch. "I do not and oh, let me see that!" Brianna dove next to Tobi and pulled. We heard a loud rip and Kakuzu's pants were missing in action. I stiffeled a snort and Ana and Nyisha didn't bother to force it down. Ana laughed, Nyisha doubled over at Kakuzu's… SpongeBob underwear? Okay, I'm done. I cracked and joined Ana.
"Why SpongeBob? I didn't know that He existed in your world? Or T.V. for that matter." Brianna said. Then, Shay walked in and saw Kakuzu. "Whoa! Kakuzu's SpongeBob covers are M.I.A! Did the dark scare you out, Kakuzu?" Shay said. Ana looked at Shay strangely. Nyisha and I hit the floor. "Shay, are you sugar high?" Ana asked. Shay shook her head. Sasori walked in. "Hidan, I found a wine cellar!" He said. Every one of the Akatsugirls froze while Hidan said; "Score!" We shared a look. "Oh." Amanda started. "My." Nyisha said. "Jashin." Miranda continued. "No." Tabetha said. "Damn." I said. "Not." Brianna said. "AGAIN!" Ana said and slapped Shay. Shay laughed. All hell broke loose when that evil grin spread across the face of the most innocent of all of us. Nyisha and I grabbed Shay and pinned her to the wall. Brianna ran to get the rope from the closet. Tabetha went for the chair. Amanda sprinted up stairs for the duct tape. Miranda went for the sugar. (A/N: The ONLY thing that helps her for some reason. O.O) And Ana grabbed Sasori and began to slap him into submission. "Why. Did. You. Give. Her. ALCHOHOL? ARE YOU STUPID? WE'RE DEAD I TELL YOU! DEAD!" She freaked and stopped slapping and went for punching. Tabetha pulled in the chair. Nyisha and I pushed her down. Brianna tied the rope. Miranda came back with a bucket of sugar and a HUGE spoon. Amanda fell down the stairs with the duct tape as Miranda shoved the spoon (About twelve times) in to Shay's mouth. Ana dropped the now REALLY bloody (You think he was bad when Sakura was finished with him? Multiply the damages by 5,000,000,000,000,000) Sasori and grabbed the duct tape from Amanda and shoved it over Shay's mouth. About Sasori. Sakura, eat your heart out. "Why so much sugar and the duct tape?" Hidan asked as we all stepped out. "When her mouth is full of barf, she snaps out of it." Ana said. On cue, shay jolted and gagged and groaned with vomit. Ana grabbed a Wal-Mart bag and peeled the tape off of Shay and held the bag while she finished her work. We held our noses. I held Ana's for her.
"THIS is why we DON'T DRINK!" Ana said with a few choice words that I'm too afraid to repeat.
Ana's P.O.V.
It was about mid night before Shay stopped puking and passed out and I washed off the smell. I sighed and plopped down on the bed next to Itachi. He opened one eye and looked down at me.
"What are you going to do?" He asked. I sighed again. "Now that Shay knows where the wine cooler is, I'm going to renew the locks and make sure everyone knows to stay the hell out of it or they'll end up worse than Sasori." I warned. Itachi grinned at my threat. "And the Audition is two days away and Shay is going to be dizzy for the next four days. Unless she can pull through, I'm going to be forced to have Brianna take her place." I said. He chuckled. "You say that like it's a bad thing." He said. I shrugged. "A leader has more difficult decisions to make that this, but I have a very, very, VERY bad feeling about Bri being on stage. She loves to dance and to sing and be the center of attention. If I talked to her an hour before, she'll come up and say, 'Ohmygosh, guys. I haven't talked to you in forever!' And just blab about things that I went over five seconds ago." I said. Itachi nodded, understanding what I ment. "But the real reason I don't want her on stage is, she can sing and she can dance, but once she stands on stage, she's like a movie on pause and no one can find the remote." Itachi nodded again. I closed my eyes. "I pray that Shay will be able to dance." I said and snuggled closer to Itachi and fell asleep.
3rd person P.O.V.
Itachi stared at Ana as she slept in his arms. He felt like crying, but, he was an S rank criminal. And S rank criminals. Do. Not. Cry. But he wanted nothing more than to cry with all his strength! Ana twisted.
"Cry if you want. I'm here for you. And I always will be. No matter what." Itachi stared in shock. Ana's lips had moved, but Ayu's voice came from her throat. Itachi stared. Ana pulled her self closer. "What's wrong? Are you okay? Itachi-kun?" That was definitely Ayu. Itachi lost all feeling around him.
"A-Ayu?" He stuttered, voice cracking. She giggled. "Who else would I be?" She said, nudging him. His heart tore apart. "The jutsu worked." He gasped.
Flash back!
Ayu slid out the window and hopped after Itachi. When they reached their tree, she finally spoke.
"I used a new jutsu on myself, Itachi. If my heart tumor gets me, my soul will go to the realm that your soul will go to and we'll meet up there." She said. Itachi frowned. "How will I know its you?" He asked, brushing a stray hair from her face. She smiled. "Even if there is no chakra, you will be able sense mine. Even if it's the tiniest of a flicker, you'll know. I may not remember, or I will. What matters is that you know it's me. I hope we won't be separated for too long." She said. Itachi kissed her head. "Your always on my mind, so we're never separated." He said. She beamed. "I love you." She said. "You don't have to tell me, because we know." He said and kissed her on the lips, this time.
Flashback end
He could not believe his ears, but it was her. He stroked her face, gently. She giggled.
"I don't believe it." He said. She giggled again. "What's not to believe? I know that I don't look the same. But I'm still me." She said. Itachi wanted to cry. He shook his head. "No. You can't be. My Ayu is gone. There's no way that jutsu worked. Nice try, Ana. Get my hopes up, but I know too well. Ayu's gone. I felt it. Thank you for trying, though." He said. She sighed. "I'm not Ana trying to be me. How would she know how to act like me? There's much to her you don't know. I'm in her head, Itachi. The only time I can talk yo you is when she's out. That's why my eyes are closed. If they were open. It would be Ana. Itachi, it's really me. Yes, I died, but I didn't. If that makes sense." She said. Itachi shook his head. "None at all. Ayu, I believe you now, but, it's best you don't do this. You've died in one world. This world is where I have to get over you. There must be a reason for me to be here. And I think it's to get over you and to help Ana deal with her own complicated life. This is what I have to do." Ayu in Ana's body (Awkward) smiled. "I understand. I won't intercede unless you ask we can only talk when she's asleep. Thank you for being honest with me." She kissed him and Ana's eyes fluttered. Itachi closed his own eyes and let him self relax.
"Mmph, Itachi, are you crying?" Ana said, opening her eyes. "Is something wrong?" She wiped his eyes and sat up. "Ayu talked to you, didn't she?" She asked. Itachi nodded. Ana smiled. "She's a big help, you know. I can see why you fell." Itachi sighed. Ana kissed his temple. "I'm here for you. You can tell me any thing" Itachi wiped his eyes.
"Where can I begin?"
Amanda's P.O.V.
We were in the back after breakfast. Ana, Kira, and Miranda were up front. Ana and Kira were singing the song we were using for the audition. Kira was dancing the boys' part of the dance with them. Miranda was with us girls. Tobi and Brianna were in side, making our T-shirts as the uniform. Well, Tobi was ironing Akatsuki clouds onto black T-shirts (I asked Ana if she seriously thought giving Tobi an iron was a good idea. She told me to pray.) and Brianna was finding hats identical to Ana's.
"Good job, guys, all together, now. Miranda, Kira, you guys sing, I'll give pointers." Ana said. Something seemed off about Ana today. Something was different. And Itachi knew. Something was going on. And I was getting to the bottom of it. Now.
"Ana, come here." I said. Ana ran over to me. "Yo?" she said. "Did you and Itachi… you know….." I said, blushing. I hated talking like this. Nyisha, who has known Ana since kindergarten, was easy going with this, but she wouldn't notice for a week at the maximum. A day at the minimum. Confusion crossed my friend's face. "No. What are you talking about?" She asked. My face heated up, epically. "Did things get… tense last night... between you and Itachi?" I wanted to puke. "If your asking if we got in a fight, no." Ana said. I shook my head. "The other tense." I felt like I was going to pass out. Ana remained confused.
"What do you mean by…? OH, MY JASHIN, AMANDA! NO!" Ana's face turned beat red when she realized what I was talking about. "S-so your-?" I started as Ana covered her face with her hands. "YES! I'M STILL A VERGIN! IWOULD EXPECT NYISHA TO ASK!" my turn to shout in embarrassment. "NYISHA WOULDN'T HAVE NOTICED UNTIL TOMMOROW! AND ATLEAST I WAS POLIGHT ENOUGH TO TAKE YOU ASIDE AND TALK ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF SAYING IT INFRONT OF EVERYONE!" Ana was Tomato red. "I think it's a little late for that." I looked over her shoulder. Hidan was forcing down laughter by kissing Kira. Kira was redder than Ana. Most likely because little me noticed the tension before she did. Miranda was tying grass together to occupy her self. Shay was humming "Beggin' on your Knees" By Victoria Justice. (By the way, that's the song we were dancing to.) Brianna and Tobi were at the window and everyone else was somewhere else occupying themselves. I felt myself turn Green. As in Beast Boy from Teen Titans green. (A/N; that was for my best friend. my best friend. You know who you are.) Ana, even though I just embarrassed her in front of the only people that don't think she belongs in State Hospital South Home for The Mentally Ill, was in control. "Leave it to the lap dog to take care of everything." She quoted from one of her songs. (A/N; the most recently written one, at that.) "Okay, from the top." (A/N; Italics are the song and Bold are the dance moves.)
You had it all
The day you told me
[Told me]
you want me
Stand, spin, clap And One day I'll have you begging on your knees for me
I had it all
But let you fool me
[Fool me]
completely
Spin, Boys spin girls. Girls go into splits. Guys flip over the girls.
Yeah, I was so stupid
To give you all my attention
'Cause the way you played me
Exposed your true intention
Spin, clap, clap, splits, Hand jump-rope (A/N: that's what I call it, it's when you go down on your hands and spin your legs in a 360 circle.) Claps, splits, back flip.
Yeah, one day I'll have you crawling like a centipede
You mess with me!
And mess with her!
So I'll make sure you get what you deserve
Yeah, one day you'll be begging on your knees for me
So watch your back
'Cause you don't know when or where I could get you
I set the trap and when I'm done
then You'll know what I've been through
So oh, do you feel like the man now
And I bet you're nervous 'cause this song makes you freak out
Twirl, flip, spin, splits, plank jump rope. (A/N:…. Yeah, I don't know how to explain it.) Splits, spin, flip.
And One day I'll have you begging on your knees for me
Yeah, one day I'll have you crawling like a centipede
You mess with me!
And mess with her!
So I'll make sure you get what you deserve
Yeah, one day you'll be begging on your knees for me
Jump, twirl, splits, back flip, guys flip girls over their backs, splits, Hand jump rope
I know I'm being bitter
But I'm a drive you under
Cause you just don't,
Don't deserve a "happy ever after"
but what you did to me
After you told me
You never felt that way
it was only just a game
splits, flip, twirl, girls flip over guy's backs, Hand jump rope, plank jump rope
[You had it all]
And one day!
Back flip
And One day I'll have you begging on your knees for me (begging on your knees for me)
yeah, One day I'll have you crawling like a centipede (crawling like a centipede)
You mess with me
I mess with her,
So I'll make sure you get what you deserve
Yeah, one day you'll begging on your knees for me.
Twirl, flip, spin, hand jump rope, splits, back flip, freeze.
We panted as we finished. Ana broke her pose. "Audition's in the bag."
Ana's P.O.V.
The Miami Beach dance off auditions came up faster than I expected. We were third to addition. We were stretching before the Auditions started and Kira grabbed my arm. "Ooh, its Victoria! Go say hi to her!" She said. I looked to the left hall and saw, through the mass of kids, Victoria Justice, looking at a list on a clip board, walking through the kids. "No, I'm not going to just walk up to Victoria Justice and talk to her like we're old friends." I said, going back to stretches. "Because you are old friends." She said. "Damn it, I said no, Kira, I'm not just going to talk to her! She probly doesn't even remember me." I said. Of course, at that moment, Justin Beiber came running up and hugs me. Itachi looked ready to sharingan the poop star's ass.
"Black! It's good to see you again! Good to see you, too, Cat!" He said, hugging Kira. Hidan looked ready to sacrifice him to Jashin. "I'll help you." I mouthed to him. "Justin, hi, you are still not shy at all." I said. He beamed. "So what are you guys doing here? Making a come back?" He asked. "Any time, Hidan." I thought. "No, we're dancing with our friends, here." I said motioning to the Akatsuki. That's how we were listed. "Nice." He said, eyeing Deidara. When he caught Deidara's eye, he winked at him. Kira, Amanda, Miranda and I suppressed our laughter. "Well, good luck guys, Victoria is telling me it's time to start auditions." He looked at Deidara. "Just so you know, I'm single." Justin told him. We held our breath. "Not on your life, hm!" Deidara said. "Oh, my god you're a dude?" Justin asked. We lost it. "Ha, ha, ha, ha, excuse me if this is mean, but, Justin, when I first met you, I thought the same thing. Ha, ha. That's Daniel you just flirted with." I sent Deidara a just roll with it. Look. He turned his back to me. "Later, Justin." I said and he ran to Victoria. "Fag." Hidan and I said at the same time. We went back to stretching when I heard, "Oh, my god, it is you guys!" I turned and saw Victoria standing behind me. I pulled myself out of the splits. "Victoria! Good to see you again!" I said. "Yeah, I know, I haven't seen you in forever! Any new songs to use for a come back?" She asked. "No, actually. I'm just going to take time to be young and relax for a bit. But, maybe, one day I'll come back." I said. She beamed. "Well if you ever decide to come back, you'll be the first person I'll call for a duet." She said. "I'd be glad to do one!" I smiled. She jetted to judge the first two and we went back to stretching.
"You're rather popular here, Ana." Itachi said. "Kira seemed to have it in with the little gay boy." Hidan said. Causing Kira to laugh. "You have no idea." Said Kira. I smiled. "Well, that's what happens when you're a retired lead singer of a pop band." I said. We were called in next and preformed our dance for the three judges. I'm just going to ask. Why was Simon Colwell there? We sat in the waiting room and waited and talked about nothing. Then Victoria and Justin walked out to announce the competitors.
"The ones who enter are, Akatsuki, Sashimi Blue, Red tails, Monsoon, BAB, A.V. Joes, and Hip Hop." Victoria said. "YES!" All of the teams Cheered. "See you at the warehouses out side of town." Beiber said. I looked at Akatsuki. "Never give in." Kira said. I repeated. Everyone stared. "Thing we did for motivation in the band." I explained. Then they repeated. "Never give in."
BOOM! Done! Sorry it took so long, I've been busy. Reviews motivate me! We love you guys.
