NUMBER FIFTEEN: I MAY NOT ABUSE THE MICROPHONE DURING PEP RALLIES TO GET TROY AND GABRIELLA TO KISS & NUMBER SIXTEEN: I MAY NOT SCREAM AT TROY WHEN HE DOESN'T KISS GABRIELLA

Elaine walked up to the microphone, put the spotlight on Troy and Gabriella and sung

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her

And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her,
Look at her you know you do,
It's possible she wants you too,
There's one way to ask her

It don't take a word, not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl, kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Looks like the boy's too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad
Such a shame, too bad

You're gonna miss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl, kiss the girl

Troy and Gabriella leaned in, and then looked away embarassed as she continued.

Now's your moment,
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy, you better do it soon
The time will be better

She don't say a word
and she won't say a word
Until you kiss the girl, kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Looks like the boy's too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la

Ain't that sad,
It's such a shame, too bad
You're gonna miss the girl

Sha la la la la la
Don't be scared,
You better be prepared,
Go on and kiss the girl!

Sha la la la la la
Don't stop now,
Don't try to hide it

How you wanna kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl, kiss the girl

They leaned in, but looked away again. Elaine was getting mad, time to kick the song up a notch!

Oh, kiss the girl, kiss the girl
La la la la, la la la la
Go on and kiss the girl!
La la la la, la la la la
Go on and kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la
My oh my,
Looks like the boy's too shy,
Ain't gonna kiss the girl!

Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad
It's such a shame
Too bad, you're gonna miss the girl!

La la la la, la la la la
Go on and kiss the girl!
Go on and kiss that girl!

La la la la, la la la la
Go on and kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl!

Kiss the girl
Kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl!

After the whole thing, Troy and Gabriella still didn't kiss, so she went up to Troy and screamed, "YOU HAD THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY AND YOU THREW IT AWAY!" She slapped him, and got detention for intrupting the pep rally, screaming at the MVP, and slapping someone, all, which apperently, was forrbidden, and she argued, "Everyone wants Troy to kiss her anyway!"