"I'm Crazy For This Little Lady"

Harry turned to Hermione."Now, uh, what do you want to do?"he asked, kissing her hands. Hermione smiled, then frowned."I dunno. Wanna go to the prefects bathroom? They made it Moaning Murtle proof now,"Hermione said.

Harry and Hermione stood up and lead Harry to the bathroom.

"Password?"the fat and gullible little girl in the portrait asked. Harry smiled."Minty fresh,"he said.

"That's the new password?Really?I wasn't told?Is it really?"she asked. Harry nodded."Bloody hell, I'm not told anything around here. Okay, fine, go in."The portrait swung forwards so hard that the hinges squealed. Hermione hopped in and turned to Harry.

"Turn around, because I wanna have a bath,"she said, turning the taps on. Harry smirked."Oh, come on,"he said.

"I don't want it to be akward for us,"Hermione smiled. Harry wrapped his arms around her waist and whispered into her ear in the most sexy voice he had."It won't,"

he whispered. Hermione shrugged and started to undress until she was only in her undergarments. She took those off and quickly jumped into the hot bath so everything below her neck was covered by foamy bubbles.

"Oh, you suck!"Harry laughed. Hermione smirked and swam around the water for a bit, letting the warm feeling hit her in a most pleasant way. Harry sat down on the floor beside the tub and crossed his legs, resting his chin in his hands.

"Harry, are you sure that it won't be akward?"Hermione said, curiosity getting the best for her. Harry raised his eyebrows."Course not, my peach,"he said, kneeling down a bit.

Hermione sighed and lifted herself out of the water. Harry froze, his eyes inching up her naked body. Then she jumped back into the water.

"Well?"she asked. Harry smirked."Nice,"he said, removing his shoes. Once Harry was completly naked with a towel around his waist, he dipped into the water and threw the towel to the side. Harry swam up beside Hermione and wrapped his arms around her.

"Hmm,"he said in his low and sexy voice. Hermione sighed and sank a little lower in to the water.

"Password?"they heard the portrait say.

"Breezy Isle,"Ron's voice said.

"BLOODY HELL! They don't tell me a god damned thing in this school!"the portrait opened and Hermione sunk under water, leaving Harry to shove her clothes under a flower pot.

"Harry! What are you doing here?"Ron asked. Harry blushed slightly.

"I just wanted to take a bath...my head's full of stress,"Harry said, looking through the bubbles. He saw Hermione eat something and then gasp for breath. He was worried until he saw her give him the thumbs up sign.

"Well, do you want to be left alone? I was just looking for Hermione to ask her something,"Ron said. He turned around and closed the door. Hermione came up holding her breath and coughed out a tiny green leaf.

"Makes me breathe under water. It's new,"she said. Harry smirked."Now, where were we?"he asked, wrapping his arms around her again. Hermione nipped his ear lobe."Right about here,"she murmered. Harry laughed and kissed her mouth.

"Anyone here?"Hermione laughed, tapping Harry's head. She pressed her ear against his skull and laughed."Nope."

Harry smirked and kissed her cheek."Meanie,"he said, frowning suddenly. Hermione shrugged."Can't have everything, hun,"she said. Harry smiled and looked at the door.

"Maybe we should get going,"he said. Hermione agreed and grabbed a towel, quickly got out and wrapped it against her body, making sure everything was covered.

"God, stop it! Stop teasing me!"he snapped sarcastically.

"You know you love it,"she murmered in his ear. Harry shuddered and then grinned.

"What?"she asked."Only 2 more weeks till we finally get out of here. Sirius gave me his house,"Harry said. Hermione laughed quietly."You want me to move in, don't you?"she said, throwing Harry a towel. Harry smirked as he wrapped it around his waist and got out.

"My clothes are gone!"Hermione squealed. Harry looked under the pot he had put them under, but they weren't there.

Mine aren't either!"Harry said, looking at the chair where he'd thrown them. Harry pulled the plug out. He froze when the sound of a squelching "squip"noise ran around the bathroom and looked at the drain to see their clothes be pulled in to the drain.

"No problem,"Hermione said. She flicked her wand in to the air so some clothes fell out of it and onto the floor. Harry dressed into the boy's clothes while Hermione got into her clothes. Once they were dressed, Hermione brushed away some loose wet hair and pressed her lips against Harry's forcefully.