My friend Kodomo is an idiot and is very intense and has not blinked in 10min. Time to jack some things up! My hand goes through the monitor.
KODOMO POV
So I'm just sitting here playin' my the idiotic game Diablo2 when all of a sudden the screen turns black as ebony and a cold white hand comes through. "DIABLO?!" The hand latches onto my collar and starts pulling me towards the monitor. I grab my lucky coin of the god of love. The hand rips me through and I fall into a snow covered forest with a weird boy standing next to my awesomely adorable friend. I lose my temper and jump at the boy, "I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BEAT MY GAME! AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH EYOLF!"
EYOLF'S POINT OF VIEW
"KODOMO YOU IDIOT GET OFF OF HIM!" I reach down and rip him off then throw his tiny body against a tree, "ANY WHY IN THE NAME OF SHEOGORATH ARE YOU SO TINY!" I help up Matthew and use a quick spell to fix his broken nose, then I summon a fire ball and lift up my idiot by his collar, "Okay you better start talking fast before I burn your face off! No one messes with Matthew."
He yell, "MY BLOODY NAME MEANS DWARF YOU ADORABLE IDIOT! AND WHY IN THE NAME OF ISIS ARE YOU A KHAJIIT!" Okay I miiiiight have forgotten to mention this but I am now a 5'8 ebony black khajiit. I reach for his backpack he twirls around, "What are you about to touch?" "Hey chill short-stuff I'm just curious. By Sithis man." I toss him the bag and he opens it revealing roughly 200 gold coins. "Ya do ralize this can get us maybe a room?"
"Are you crazy we can buy so much!"
"Actually a good bow is maybe 100 gold and axes are roughly 150 and swords are roughly 200."
"Wellllllllllllllllllllll shoot."
We hear fighting. "Hey I know what that is!" I run off like an idiot with my two wierdos follow behind.
"Well, well, well what do we have here? A couple of Stormcloak spies eh?"
