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How to trap a devious wife (Thanks to Different)
-Set up traps every where she goes on dates with other men
-Fool her into believing you're doing something for her
-Trap her in nets
Comments on How to trap a devious wife: (8)
Aphrodite: I'm flattered that you would make a WHOLE segment for me, but, like, seriously, like, don't ever, like, do that to me again. 8:23 pm
Hephaestus: I think I will. 8:24 pm
Athena: I'm sure you have other strategies, as well, but if you ever need another, just ask. I'd like to show Aphrodite how unwise it is to cheat on her husband. 8:25 pm
Aphrodite: I THOUGHT WE WERE BGFFOILs! 8:27 pm
Athena: What? 8:28 pm
Aphrodite: Best Goddess Friends For Our Immortal Lives, duh. 8:29 pm
Athena: We are friends, Aphrodite, but it is unwise for you to cheat on Hephaestus. You just end up getting screwed. And NOT in the dirty way, the "Oh, I'm screwed," kind of screwed. You know what I mean. I know what I mean like the kind where you're playing that mortal Xbox or whatever and you are about to die and people say "I'm screwed," or "You're screwed". 8:31 pm
Aphrodite: I honestly did not understand a word of that. 8:32 pm
How to make the love goddess your wife: (thanks to Forever a mystry)
-Make her shiny things (she loves them)
-Guess her dress size one lower than it really is (so, guess negative four)
-Complement her no matter what.
-Always agree with her about love and fashion and tell her that pink makes her look more like a love goddess
-Pester her with questions while giving her electronics until she says yes
Comments on How to make the love goddess you…(9)
Aphrodite: OHHH! SHINY! PINK! SHINY! 8:35 pm
Ares: Pink is a girly color. Why not wear red, or black for once? 8:36 pm
Hephaestus: If the lady likes pink, she gets PINK. 8:37 pm
Aphrodite: Awwwww, thank you Hephie! 8:38 pm
Hera: She's too good for you anyways. Why do you still try, my disgrace of a son? 8:39 pm
Hephaestus: Oh, I gave up. But if I don't stand up for her…it ends badly. 8:40 pm
Demeter: Pink is good, but green is better! Green colors the earth! And it's a color on cereal boxes, sometimes! 8:41 pm
Persephone: Mother! Will you ever give up on this cereal thing? 8:42 pm
Hades: I hope she does. 8:43 pm
How to deal with a cheating wife: (Again, thanks to Forever a mystry)
-Prank her and Ares and film her so it embarrasses her
-Limit the amount of things she can take from you
-Get Athena and Artemis to lecture her about it until she falls asleep (Hestia will help sometimes to, to prevent fighting)
-Lock her up so she can't sneak away to see him for a few weeks
-Take away her perfume
-Take away her makeup
-If she's Aphrodite...none of this may work.
Comments on How to deal with a cheating wife: ()
Aphrodite: It's not my fault I was FORCED to marry him. Stupid Zeus 8:44 pm
Zeus: Well, it seems that my in genius plan failed, anyway. 8:45 pm
Hephaestus: What's wrong with me? 8:46 pm
Aphrodite: Short list or long list? 8:47 pm
Hephaestus: Long…8:48 pm
Athena: Oh great, now you've doomed us all. 8:49 pm
Aphrodite: You're crippled, your own mother hates you, you smell like metal, your beard needs trimmed, you look like an animal, you were named a disgrace and thrown off of Olympus, you can never compete with your brother, Ares, all you want to ever do is make a new invention, you trapped the QUEEN of the GODS, and YOU TOOK AWAY MY FAVORITE ETERNAL GRACE PERFUME! And there's even more. 8:54 pm
Hades: HAHA! Persephone has a shorter list of why she hates me. SO I'M NOT THE GOD THAT EVERYBODY HATES! YAY! 8:55 pm
Aphrodite:…YAY! 8:56 pm
How to lose your wife to a biker: (Thanks to Eleos)
-There's no tips. You just do…
Comments on How to lose your wife to a bik….(4)
Ares: Haha! I WIN HEPPPIEE! LAWLZ! 8:57 pm
Aphrodite: Hehehe. I love you, Ares! 8:58 pm
Hephaestus: Whatever. I accepted that a loooooong time ago. 8:59 pm
Ares: LAWLZ! LAWLZ! LAWLZ! LAWLZ! LAWLZ! LAWLZ! 9:00 pm
How to get back at people& the BEST inventions: These are ways to get back at exes, cheaters, and mothers. (Thanks to Cupcake Ninja918 for the how to get back at people & the best inventions & softballgirlsister for the get back at exes, cheaters, and mothers.)
-THE CHAIR! (Cause once, I had this awesome chair and Hera sat in it and I got back at her by making the chair trap her! That was fun)
-The Cupid Cam thing (remember? I had that to trap Aphrodite and Ares, but ended up having Annabeth and Percy fall for it)
Comments on How to get back at people& th…(6)
Athena: Hephaestus! I cannot believe…UGH! Why bring it up? It was bad enough for my daughter to be with that Sea Spawn in the Tunnel of LOVE, but you still mention it? WHY! 9:02 pm
Poseidon: Wow, is it your time of the month, Athena? 9:03 pm
Athena: I cannot believe the male gender! 9:04 pm
Artemis: Neither can I, Athena, neither can I. 9:05 pm
Hephaestus: Calm down, Athena. It was just a joke. 9:06 pm
Athena: You better hope it was just a joke. 9:07 pm
Latest inventions: (thanks to Eleos, again)
-Net to trap Ares & Aphrodite
-Chair to trap Mom
-Leo's invention, Festus, the dragon (who sadly…er, departed from us)
-Hephaestus TV
-Cupid Cam
Comments on Latest Inventions: (12)
Hera: I cannot believe you did that to me! You will pay for that…AGAIN! 9:09 pm
Hephaestus: Yeah, yeah. Whatever. You always say that. 9:10 pm
Aphrodite: Why do you HAVE to trap ME? 9:11 pm
Hephaestus: Because you cheat on me. 9:12 pm
Aphrodite: I didn't choose to marry you. 9:13 pm
Athena: I never really liked the Cupid Cam. I didn't need to see my daughter flirting with my old rival's son. 9:14 pm
Poseidon: So, we don't hate each other now? Does that mean we can go out one time soon? ;) 9:15 pm (again, that comment was for Alice, who requested more Pothena.)
Athena: No, Poseidon, we still hate each other. But we're not rivals…just for the sake of our children. And why don't you go ask some slut to go out with you? Maybe then, you'll actually 'get some' for once. 9:18 pm
Ares: Dude, you just got burned AGAIN! Go Athena! 9:19 pm
Poseidon: Whatever. 9:20 pm
Hephaestus had logged off, leaving this message: (Thanks to silverwingedangel94)
Hera is an old cow.
-Hephaestus, the god who should probably sleep with one eye open tonight after what he just said about Hera.
Well, there you have it; chapter eight. Okay, I need all of your opinions. I've been thinking about making a new story (don't worry, I'd still update this one) about the gods. Anyway, some of them would always be fighting like mortal teenagers. Zeus wants it to stop, but it doesn't. As a punishment, they get sent to a high school to see what it's like to be a real teenager. What would you think about that? If it's a yes, then I'd need ALL of you to give me feedback if I make it, because I, first of all, love to have pointers and tips, and second of all, am not sure about that story.
Oh, and Poseidon is the next chapter. I'd love some ideas!
I love feedback almost as much as Aphrodite loves love.
~Suzie
