A/N: We don't own Charmed. Never will. If we did…well the show would still be running…and there'd be no Billie. We also don't own anything you notice, like Everybody Loves Raymond, and Red Vs. Blue, X-Men, etc.

( Everyone is walking into the manor after dinner)

Piper: Okay, so what's next?

Sam: I don't know. What were we doing before?

Sarah: torturing Cole. I was actually enjoying it.

Piper: yeah and then we went out to the restaurant and some how I got a soon to be daughter in law.

Leo: Oh come on, Lizzy isn't that bad. Would you rather Bianca?

Piper: I'll kill Bianca before she marries my son. My little boy. ( frowns and sobs a little) MY BABY BOY IS GETTING MARRIED!

Leo: calm down. It's not like Melinda's getting married.

Melinda: I'm not anywhere near that.

Leo: good

Melinda: yeah most guys are total jerks or total dweebs.

Piper: ( pats her on the shoulder) I couldn't agree more.

Leo: Yeah, and it's just future Chris. We still have baby Chris here.

Piper: You have a good point. Who needs future Chris anyway?

Leo: not what I was getting at, but okay.

( A couple of hours later, Chris and Lizzy return. Piper is sitting on the couch in her

pajamas)

Chris: maybe no one'll notice we came in

Lizzy: yeah-

Piper: ( comes out a dark shadow. Her eyes seem to be glowing)Where were you two?

Chris: ( jumps) um out.

Piper: for a really long time. Do you know how worried I was?

Chris: sorry

Piper: sorry doesn't cut it. Now march up to your room, mister.

Chris: but mom, I'm-

Piper: MARCH

( Phoebe and Paige come into the room in the middle of an argument.)

Phoebe: Come on I'm right. ( hits Paige like a little kid)

Paige: ( sees Lizzy) LIZZY! Phoebe hit me.

Phoebe: I so did not.

Paige: did too, they just saw you.

Phoebe: stop being such a baby.

Paige: I know you are but what am I?

Chris: what are you guys five? Are you serious?

Piper: Chris what did I tell you about your elders?

Chris: Piss them off, and screw with their plans as much as possible?

Piper: Not THE elders YOUR elders.

Chris: oh. ( hangs head) to respect them.

Piper: yes, now march your room and think about this. Not you Lizzy. You're okay.

Lizzy: hehe. As much as I love Chris, this is great.

( Fire flames and a demon appears)

Demon: NO THEY WONT GET ME! NO ( realizes where he is) ( whines) Oh not you guys again

Piper: hey Zankou.

Sam: ( walks into the room with Sarah) Don't you mean Zanky Poo?

Piper: that's better. God we are having the worst luck with demons.

Zankou: you're having bad luck? I got my hair singed today. Some good guy helped me get it back, thank the source.

Paige: at least we haven't been visited by the demon with no name.

( The green blob demon appears)

Piper: you had to jinx us, did you? ( grabs a toaster from the couch, and electrocutes it)

Sam: Um, why was there a toaster just sitting there…plugged in?

Piper: I always like to be prepared.

Lizzy: BE PREPARED!

Sarah: for the chance of a lifetime and sensational news?

Piper: okay, we're back from Friendly's you can cut that out now.

( Sarah sees Cole trying to sneak up on them)

Sarah: at least a nice bunny hasn't come

(The Man eating rabbit from Monty Python appears)

Cole: BUNNY! ( runs up to the bunny, and tries to pet it) Nice bunny. You're so pretty.

( the bunny attacks him) AHHHHHHHHHH

Sarah: sweet satisfaction.

Sam: I knew I always liked that bunny.

Prue: ( walks in) hey what's going on?

Piper: what else? We're beating Cole up.

Sam: Hey has anyone thought about how Prue got back?

Prue: well, maybe we shouldn't talk about that.

Piper: no I wanna hear.

Prue: The angel of death sent me back with this line " TAKE HER BACK. I DON'T WANT HER! SHE'S SUCH A NAG. TAKE HER! TAKE WITCHY POO!"

Piper: ( laughs)

Prue: I mean why would he call me witchy poo?

Sam: maybe he's watched a lot of Everybody loves Raymond?

Sarah: ( rolls her eyes)

Piper: lets go to bed. I'm tired.

Sam: yeah so am I.

Lizzy: you're always tired at this time

Sam: I'm an early sleeper a lot of times.

Lizzy: yeah, yeah.

( They all go up to bed.)

Sorcerer: ( comes into the room when they leave) hehe. Now's my chance. Dark Knight here I come.

Sarah: ( runs back into the room) Did you say Dark Knight?

Sorcerer:…yeah.

Sarah: well I'm watchin it with you.

Sorcerer: …okay.

( It's three a.m and everyone now is sleeping)

( The sorcerer leaves his room and is now sleep walking)

Sorcerer: Pencil trick.( snore) big cars. Two-Face. ( snore) Of course knives are better than guns you twit

Catherine: ( wakes up) I KNEW IT!

Sarah: ( comes out with Catherine to see whats going on) I think he's sleepwalking

Sorcerer: ( walks into a wall) Ow

Catherine: what would give you that idea?

Ms. Donovan: ( appears) HA! SERVES YOU RIGHT!

Sarah: ( pounces on her) You wanna wake him up or make him keep going so he hurts in the morning?

Ms. Donovan: is that a serious question?

Sarah: You don't get it. I mean the latter's better, isn't it?

: Oh, Right. Yeah, carry on

Sarah: ….Crackhead

Ms. Donovan: ( shrugs and walks away)

Sam: ( walks in, rubbing her eyes) What is everyone doing up?

Catherine: the Sorcerer here is having a spaz attack…

Sam: ( looks at Sorcerer) he looks like he's sleepwalking…why else would he be walking into a wall?

Sarah: exactly. Now, who's up for a midnight snack?

Sorcerer: ME! ( runs over to them)

Sarah: of course. He wakes up after hearing something about food.

Sorcerer: Just bring me to food.

( They walk to the kitchen, and see Piper, Phoebe, and Paige sitting at the table)

Phoebe: you guys couldn't sleep, too?

Sam: No the Sorcerer was sleep walking, woke us up, and then woke up himself when he heard we were going to get a midnight snack.

Piper: typical

Sorcerer: Hey! That is not FAIR! I'm a guy, and a guy's stomach is ALWAYS hungry. Ask any guy if hes hungry and he will tell you YES.

Piper: okay then. Feel free to make us all something, then.

Sorcerer: Okay! ( Suddenly a chef's hat appears on his head)

Sarah: (gawking) He really DOES look like Gordon Ramsey. (looks at the others) This is epic. EPIC, I TELL YOU!

Sorcerer: (shoves her away) Move. (goes to counter) What the bloody Hell should I make? Hmmm…

Sarah: And now he's acting like him… my day's been made. (sighs dreamily)

Sam: ( rolls her eyes, and sits down next to the sisters. Catherine and Sarah join her. The Sorcerer goes on cooking)

Phoebe: anything interesting to share?

Piper: I had this strange dream that a giant banana split sundae was going to eat me ,

Sarah: Oh, you wanna hear about weird dreams?

Catherine: We know. Russell Crowe's your uncle, Kid Rock and Colin Farrell follow you around, then there's the one with the Terminator and the shape shifting octopus and squid

that can't swim.

Sarah: Hey, it can happen! (receives strange looks) … The first one mentioned, assholes. You actually just proved you listened!

Sam: whatever…

Sarah: (shrugs and gets Dr. Pepper out of cabinet) Wait… the cabinet… WHAT IS THIS, XAVIER'S SCHOOL FOR THE GIFTED?

( A guy who bears a striking resemblance to Wolverine walks in. Nobody reacts because it seems to be happening on a regular basis now)

Sarah: … … (pinches herself, nothing happens) … I'm gonna go bang my head against the wall 'til I get a concussion and wake up, now (leaves)

Wolverine-look-Alike: … Wrong Mansion…

Sarah: (from stairwell) WHAT?

(All hear crashing that sounds like something falling down the stairs)

Sarah: (mumbled) M' Okay… OW! … Kay, maybe not

Piper: hey sorcerer hows our midnight snack going?

Sorcerer: very good, thank you

Piper: don't burn anything down

Sarah: (Still outside of the room) I …FEEL… DIZZY!

Sam: I'm hungry…try…WAFFLES

Sorcerer: er, no. I have a wonderful recipe here.

Sarah: ( outside room still) I think I'm going to stop standing now…

(crash again)

Piper: Are we going to die from this cooking?

Sorcerer: don't worry I was a gourmet chef at some point…

Catherine: Yeah, whaever, just get me some food.

Sarah: ( STILL outside of room) I can't feel my torso!

( Few minutes pass by)

Sorcerer: Voila! Food is ready. Sorry its liquidy, but…

Piper: If we die…its because of you.

Sarah: (Still unattended to) I'm still laying here quoting Caboose so Catherine can catch the hint. Why isn't anyone helping me?

Sorcerer: Just drink it. ( Gives each of them a glass of his " food/drink")

( Everyone 'eats' it)

Piper: I feel strange.

Catherine: ooooh glowy lights!….wait should we get Sarah?

Sarah: My body… is trying to die!

Catherine: I take that as a yes ( Goes out of room, and comes back in dragging a half conscious Sarah behind her)

Paige: ( not even paying attention to almost dead Sarah) Should we be concerned about those lights?

Phoebe: I think, maybe, because…they look like they're heading towards us.

Sorcerer: ( Looking at sheet of paper) Er…guys…I think I royally screwed up…that er…midnight snack…was from a paper with a power switching potion recipe on it…

Piper: Why would you do that?

Sorcerer: I didn't look at the top…and it looked easy, cause…er…I'm not really a chef…I've burned water before.

Piper: GREAT! Just great

Sarah: STILL dying over here.

Piper: shush it, will ya?

Sarah: ( falls into a heap on the floor)

Sam: ( goes over and pokes her) she's DEAD!

Lizzy: ( walks into the room) What is all this racket?

( Lights zoom over to them, and go into each girl)

Piper: What the HELL was that?

Sarah: ( stands up) I'm not dead yet!

Piper: Can we escape the Monty Python and find out what's going on?

Sarah: How should I know? (shrugs, only to stop in mid shrug, and lights start to glow around her) What's this, the Turn-into-a-Cullen sp- (disappears in lights, only to reappear next to Phoebe) …Did I just orb?

Sam: what can I do? ( tries to levitate. Nothing happens) Thank god. Hey, that leaves ( flicks her fingers and a nearby plant blows up) YES! And I got the plant too! Ha Leo!

Piper: Wait…( flicks her fingers, and blows up the remaining pieces of plant) I have my powers, too. This is weird.

Lizzy: Am I involved in this? ( Leans close to Chris. Suddenly gasps)

Sam: What's happening?

Lizzy: ( snaps out of trance she was in) I just felt Chris's emotions. (whispers to Chris) Later, maybe we can even find some toys.

Piper: About?

Lizzy: Never mind

Sam: Strange

Lizzy: This means I got PHOEBE's powers. Of anything I'd want Piper's powers. I always flick my fingers like her when I get annoyed…

Sam: Well, I got them. Phoebe's powers are cool, too, anyway.

Lizzy: ( pouts) But I wanted to blow crap up

Sam: : maybe it's a good thing you didn't get them

Lizzy: Fine go over there if you don't wanna get hit when I try to levitate(Gestures with hand and Sam's thrown across the room)

Piper: I thought you got Phoebe's powers

Lizzy: I thought I did

Sam: (gets up) what happened? (puts hand on wall and gets a premonition) hey I just had a premonition of Lizzy throwing me across the room.

Lizzy: ait if you have Phoebe's powers too and I have telekinesis then that must mean that I have Prue's powers, you have Piper's, Sarah has Paige's and e all split Phoebe's which means Sarah sould be able to levitate since I have empathy and you have premonition. I wonder if we have any other powers.

Catherine: ( starts snapping her fingers, and sparks start to fly out of them. Looks at her fingers and grins). This could get interesting…

A/N: Cliff hangers are fun, aren't they? Review, and an update will be up as soon as we can.

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