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"Okay what about this one?" Kayla held up a two piece black and white polka dot bikini. "I already have a polka dot bikini. Plus I want something they'll really make Jeff want me." Audrey said, picking Robynne up from the stroller and holding him. "Okay, what about this?" the tall blonde model held up a black halter one piece swimsuit, that was cut out from the sides, the belly area, and the chest area. "THATS it! That's the one!" She took it from Kayla and smiled. "He'll love this.. And I sure as hell will be looking hot. Its so sexy." She put the swimsuit on one arm as she bounced her son.
"Wow, he has Jeff's green eyes, Jeff's hair colour, and Jeff's nose... And has a mixture of your and Jeff's complexion... He's like a male Nicole Richie." Kayla joked and tapped Robynne's nose. "But hes adorable and the sweetest little thing."
Audrey cuddled her son and kissed the top of his head. "It breaks my heart that I have to leave him... I really want to take him with me but he's still too little and its easy for him to get sick." she kissed him again and looked down at him. "Mama's special little boy." He kissed his cheek and they continued looking for swimsuits. "Kayla look, after we find one for you, I have to get back to the hotel room and feed him. Its almost time for him to take a nap anyway. "Hmm what about this?" The young mother held up a pink and black striped bikini top with a black and pink bottom. "This is cute!" Kayla agreed and looked at it. "I'm definitely getting this. Kayla took the swimsuit from Audrey's hand and then saw another swimsuit. "GET THIS! Its blue and black and its cute!" Audrey shrugged and picked it up. "Sure what the hell?" She shrugged.
They walked to the check out lane and then Robynne started whining. "C'mere big boy." Audrey held her son closer to her and kissed his cheek. "Mama's here." she hugged him tightly, never wanting to ever let go of him.
Luckily there were no lines and they were able to pay and get out hassle free.
Audrey strapped her son to his stroller and they left the store.
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They made it back to the hotel room and the first thing Audrey did was take her son out of the stroller and hold him.
Kayla noticed the change in her friend ever since she's been with the baby. Audrey smiled more, she was alot happier, and her eyes sparkled.
"So whats parenting like?" The tall blonde asked her friend, sitting next to her. "Its amazing!.." Audrey's face lit up when she responded.
Both of the girls didn't hear Jeff come in the room but he came in just in time to hear his girlfriend speak about motherhood.
"Is motherhood what you thought it would be?" Kayla asked. "Its more... I mean, you could possibly never realize that you could love something that much." The black haired girl squeezed her baby. "Was it like that from the very beginning?" the model asked. Audrey nodded her head "Oh yeah, the moment I saw him just... Its amazing. Words can't describe it." She got up to feed him and smiled when she saw Jeff. "Well?" her eyes glittered when she saw Jeff holding the tickets for their trip.
"HOWEVER, something has changed with our plans... It won't just be you and me, its gonna be me, you, and a few other people... Like Matt and Kayla." Jeff said as he handed the four tickets to Audrey. "BUT what about my baby?" She hugged her son. "Honey we'll leave him with your mother for the time that we're gone. And once we're back- you can spend all the time you want with him." the colourful Hardy promised then rubbed her back.
"Audrey, we're coming because we want to make sure that everything works out for you guys... And because I have to be a some store opening in Puerto Rico anyway." Kayla said from behind her mirror, she was putting on some make up.
"Are we sharing a room?" Audrey asked as she placed her baby in his high chair.
"Nope. You and Jeff have your own room." Kayla replied, now putting on lipstick.
"When do we leave?" the former Women's champ asked.
"Tomorrow evening. From Laguardia airport and we'll be there in like four hours." Jeff said wrapping his arms around Audrey's waist. "Now I'm gonna go pack while you feed him." He tapped Robynne's nose and kissed Audrey's lips. He winked at Kayla as he grabbed his keys and headed to Matt's room.
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"Jeff this is so perfect." Audrey sighed once they got to their rented beach house. She dropped her bags in the bedroom floor and gasped when she saw the beautiful room. "This place is fucking beautiful man... C'mon, lets go for a walk on the beach." She told Jeff as she unzipped her sweater to reveal her bikini top. Jeff's eyes went wide and he smiled. "Damn when did you get those?" He pointed to his girlfriend's breasts. "You can't be serious... You never noticed them before?" she blinked and looked down at them.
Both were silent for a moment.
Jeff broke the silence.
"I did but I didn't notice that they were THAT big." He took off his t-shirt and sat on the bed. "C'mon lets go." He said getting up and waiting for his girlfriend by the door. She took Jeff's hand in hers and they walked to the beach, sitting by the water and watching the waves.
"Are we going to be okay?" Audrey asked sniffling and wiping her eyes.
"Don't cry beautiful, we're going to be fine. I promise we'll be okay." Jeff whispered as he held her and stroked her hair.
"But Jeff its like every time we're doing good something bad happens and it makes me wonder if we're really meant to be together." She cried. "I just can't deal with the constant fighting everyday or every other day, Jeff I LOVE you. And you know that."
"Yeah I know you love me but I'm not perfect honey... I would like to promise you that I won't ever break your heart but I'd be lying. No man is perfect-- just like no woman is perfect." He pointed out and kissed her cheek. "The important thing is that we're here trying to make it work." He rubbed her shoulders then moved down to her back. "Remember, I love you too and I always will and if the relationship doesn't work, at least we'll still be best friends."
"You're right." Audrey smiled softly. She leaned back and propped herself up on her elbows, "Wow, look at the sky... Its so beautiful with all the stars."
"Okay, we've been sitting here for a while now... And I just have to say this... Are THOSE real?" Jeff pointed to Audrey's breasts making her laugh. "Yes they are.. Its just this bikini top can work wonders." She kissed Jeff's neck. "C'mere." She pulled him on top of her. They looked into each others eyes and slowly began kissing.
"Lift your skirt up.." He whispered in her ear.
"But Jeff--"
"RIGHT NOW!" He said forcefully and smiled when his girlfriend lifted her skirt up, "You love it when I'm forceful, huh?"
"Yes daddy, I do." She opened her legs so Jeff could have easier access to her. He smiled and unbuckled his pants and pushed them down a bit as he moved Audrey's panties to the side as he slowly slid into her. "Fuck Jeffrey... Oh yes..." the young mother sighed and wrapped her legs around Jeff, pushing him deeper into her. Jeff yanked her by the hair and kissed her roughly. "Tell me you want it rough, bitch." He hissed into her ear, his accent getting thicker with lust.
"I want it rough, daddy." She responded and gasped when Jeff pulled out and rammed into her.
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Meanwhile
Kayla groaned when she her a knock at her door. She opened the door and began laughing hysterically when she saw Matt Hardy in front of her; he had a black and white towel around his body, a pair of big fluffy penguin slippers, a yellow shower cap on his head and in his hand was a giant loofa. He went inside her room and stood by the door.
"Matt what the hell is wrong with you? Get out of my room, I don't know' who has Alzheimer's you or your dad but you look a mess!" Kayla managed to say through her laughter. "I'm just here to ask you if I can borrow shower gel." Matt said pointing to his loofa. "Fine..." The tall blonde went into her room, looked through her suitcase and handed Matt her whipped silk shower gel. "...here take it... Don't give it back because I don't know what you will do to it." she told him.
"Is that so?" the dark haired Hardy raised his eyebrow. "You know what you should do?"
"What?" Kayla glared at him.
"You should come get your prize out this cracker jack box." He put his foot up on her couch.
Kayla made a disgusted face as she stared at him. "You know why I stopped eating Cracker Jacks?"
"Why?"
"Because they always had a little bitty prize- get the hell out my room!" She pointed to the door.
Matt shot her a dirty look and shuffled to the door, when he got to the door it flew opened when Audrey and Jeff appeared, holding hands and smiling at each other. "Kayla guess wha--" Audrey stopped at stared at Matt. "What the hell are you looking at?" The oldest Hardy snapped at her. "I don't know." She continued walking towards her friend.
"Matt what the hell are you wearing?" Jeff asked his older brother. "I was gonna' go take a shower but then I realized I forgot my shower gel- so I asked Kayla to borrow hers." Matt replied. "You already got my shower gel now get the hell out my room - you pig in a blanket." Kayla opened up the door for him. "Well I'm gonna' go take my shower anyway." he left out the room and walked downstairs to his own little beach apartment.
"Matt can't wear any deodorant; he'll make Right Guard turn left. He'll make Secret tell it all, and Speedstick slow down. I'm not lying!" Audrey joked and Jeff giggled.
"So what was it that you were gonna' tell me?" Kayla asked her friends. "Honey, this place was a good idea. Jeff and I just talked everything out and just now, we made love under the stars." Audrey wrapped her arms around Jeff's waist. "I just wanted to thank you for chipping in on this.. It means alot to me... But we're just gonna go take a shower and then we'll be back. I'll bring the liquor and we'll make drinks..." she turned to Jeff " Babe, call Matt and invite him. We'll meet up in 45 minutes."
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"So how was it?" Kayla asked once they were all together. "Oh my goodness! The sex was amazing! He was forceful and girl I love a forceful man like that..." Audrey made her voice gruff "right now! Yes indeed" she went back to her normal voice then giggled and got up to make a drink for herself. "Did you guys want anything while I'm up?" she asked them and they shook their heads, except Matt who got up and walked to the bar.
"Matt, what are you doing?" Jeff asked when he saw the way Matt was walking. "I'm bowlegged. This is how you walk when you're bowlegged." Matt replied while Kayla, Audrey, and Jeff laughed.
"Matt, that ain't sexy that's nasty that's what that is." Audrey stared at him in confusion and Kayla giggled. "Audrey, I think you're jealous of me." Matt shot back.
"Jealous of what, Matt?" the young mother asked. "Like you don't know.." The black haired Hardy answered back which made Audrey laugh. "Know what?" She asked him.
"Look at this, look." He ran his hands over his body before hitting the Randy Orton pose. "I KNOW you're jealous. I know you're jealous."
Audrey shook her head and laughed. "Matt, Matt, oh Matt!" She poured herself a glass of orange juice mixed with vodka (more vodka than juice) and sat down on Jeff's lap.
"Hey do you guys wanna play spin the bottle?" Kayla asked, taking an empty watter bottle and placing it on the floor. Everyone sat in a circle and placed the bottle in the middle, Jeff was the first one to spin it.
The spun the bottle and it landed on Audrey. "C'mere pretty eyes." He licked his lips as Audrey crawled towards him and kissed him passionately. "Well I guess that's how we're gonna have to kiss now." Kayla smiled and watched as Jeff broke the kiss and told his girlfriend to sit back down since it was Matt's turn to spin it.
"C'mon land on Kayla." Matt wished inside his mind. He spun it and it landed on Audrey. "DAMN!" Both of them said together.
Both of them moved close together and closed their eyes while they kissed passionately, Matt pretending it was Kayla, and Audrey pretending it was Jeff.
"NEXT!" Jeff exclaimed once the kiss began to heat up.
Audrey took the bottle and spun it- it landed on her beautiful blonde friend- Kayla. Both Matt and Jeff's eyes went wide. "WAIT! Don't kiss yet, I'll be write back!" Jeff said and left out of the rented beach apartment to get his camcorder. He came back a few minutes later, filming as soon as he got back.
"As you can see, we're playing spin the bottle and Audrey's landed spin landed on the lovely Kayla Evans. Now they must kiss... Ladies and Gentlemen enjoy." Jeff said as he moved closer to them.
"You better make sure no one sees this fucking tape." Audrey threatened him and took a deep breath. "Lets just get this shit over with." She moved in and closed her eyes, hesitantly kissing her friend quickly while Kayla responded the same way as Audrey. Once the kiss the was done, both women blushed and went back to their seats. "My turn!" the perky blonde said and she spun the bottle, it landed on Jeff and she smiled. "Yummy." She leaned in and passionately kissed Jeff, slipping her tongue into his mouth.
"HEY NO TONGUE! NO TONGUE!" Audrey cried, resisting the urge to pull her friend off of her boyfriend.
As the night went on, the four friends drank three bottles of vodka, a bottle of coconut rum, and half a bottle of red wine. By dawn, they were just getting into their own places to finally fall asleep after a long night.
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Two days later
"Jeff get that camera out of my face." Audrey covered her face with her hands while her boyfriend filmed her in her bikini. "Are you gonna flash the camera, sexy?" He asked from behind the camera, pulling her arms from her face. "Fuck no!" The black haired girl replied and rolled her eyes. "C'mon flash the camera!" He insisted. "Jeff I'm gonna take that camera and shove down your fucking throat, I swear." she got up and he followed her to the bathroom. "Just flash the camera and I'll leave you alone." He promised and Audrey sighed. "Fine." The young woman turned around and pulled one of the cups of her bikini top down, exposing one of her breasts.
"Aww yes, I am THE luckiest man in the world." Jeff moaned and moved closer to Audrey. She fixed her bra back to normal and took the cam corder. "Now leave me alone. Go find Matt and play with him, I'm going to the beach with Kayla."
She kissed him and he squeezed her nipple through the material of the swimsuit, causing her to moan. "When you come back, I'm gonna fuck you like an animal." He warned her and grabbed the camera.
"Jeffrey and Audrey's: Erotic. Coming to a station near you." He said to the camera and turned it off, then putting it in a safe place.
