Max: Did you know there is a power tool company called Hitachi. I learned that when I was using a power tool in my woods class. Itachi, Hitachi. Well there's your useless fact of the day… or chapter.

AN: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO ONLY MY CHARACTERS AND STORY.

Max: You should review if you haven't… please. The review whore is back.


Max

I don't understand why parents think that just because we see our classmates at registration means we're gonna go running into each other's arms. In fact, It'll be really awkward.

I closed the door of the passenger side. The Akatsuki insisted on coming along so they could "see the world", then I accidentally sanged my answer.

"I can show you the world… that's all I know.

I got out hoping not to see anyone I knew. But knowing me, there is no hope. I walked through the hallways until I reached a room where they were holding there wasn't a lot of people.

As I stood in line I noticed that the principal was greeting families at the end of the line. That made my mom a little nerves. How about we take a stroll through memory lane.

You see, just before my oldest brother, Lucas, graduated him and his friends gave this high school hell. They rebelled skipped, were late to classes. Lucas once yelled/ cussed out the principal.

And that's where we go to my mother. She had to sit down and discuss Lucas's behaviour. Diego and I loved it. Diego, my older brother, the one who got me in trouble with the Akatsuki. Just so we're clear, it was a sarcastic comment!

"Hello… welcome how are you?" The principal smiled. I could tell it was fake.

"Good thank you" My mother replied. He extended his hand out to me, I didn't shake it too long.

Remember he's the enemy.

"Well I hope we have a great year!" Yea my brother ruined our name.

Suddenly the unexpected happen.

"Don't worry" Zetsu spoke. He wrapped his arms around my shoulders from behind. I shuddered.

"She's as innocent as the angles" Zetsu buried his face in my back just his eyes visible.

"That's great!" The principal smiled. What he didn't know was that Zetsu was slowly opening his mouth, as he did that his teeth slowly pressed against my back.

"How about we go get my schedule, we have things to do"

I pushed Zetsu off me and ran in. I went slow enough to get away from Zetsu but fast enough to not leave the Akatsuki alone.

As I exited out I saw that they were looking out a window that over looked the football field. I walked over to them.

"What's that?" Deidara asked pointing at the field.

"A football field"

"What's football?" Itachi asked looking over at me.

"It's a sport… you tackle with rules. The ball is a foot long"

They stared. Fuck.

"It's 3.. 30 centimeters" they nodded and continued staring.

Stupid metric system. I like our way better.

"Come on the five of you" I chanted.

"Why did you call us like that?" Sasori asked frowing.

"Reader's purpose" I whispered.

"What?"

"Nothing"

Deidara walked up to Sasori.

"Hey Sasori, you think we can beat our record in this place?" Sasori looked around.

"Yea"

"What record?" Kakuzu asked looking over at them.

"Well one day both of us didn't argue and combined our Art and destroyed a site in… a minute and 30 seconds with 13 hundred people" Deidara bragged.

"impressive" Black Zetsu said.

I could almost see and hear it.

Deidara and Sasori walking out, the high school in flames. Both covered in blood mostly, Sasori.

"Awe we were so close, we were two seconds late on beating our record" Deidara sarcastically pouted.

"Oh well" Sasori darkly chuckled. Deidara raised two fingers in a hand sign. The entire school exploded leaving nothing. Sasori glanced back, then at Deidara. Without looking Deidara answered.

"Everything is badass with an explosion in the back." Sasori let himself smile.

I turned to the pair wide eye.

"Come on, like I said we have things to do"

"What you scared?" Deidara mocked me.

"Um, I don't want to go to jail, I have other ways of disappointing my parents" I said tensed.

We walked outside by the parking lot.

"You guys want ice cream?" I asked them, I began craving ice cream on this beautiful summer day.

"sure" they all agreed.

I got mint chocolate, Kakuzu got vanilla, Deidara got strawberry, and Itachi got chocolate. Zetsu only eats humans and Sasori doesn't eat.

Once we got home I dropped myself on the couch.

"So how exactly does the school system work?" I looked over at Itachi.

"It's Kindergarten (5-6) to High school in the twelfth grade (17-18 or 19)" I tried explaining since they have an academy which goes up to age twelve.

"I've been going to school for ten years now" man I feel old.

"Ugh sounds horrible" Deidara said making a face.

"I know"

Suddenly I realized something. Oh Shit. What's gonna happen when I leave the Akatsuki by themselves. Or more importantly what's gonna happen when I leave a bloodthirsty Jashinist alone.


Ana: Oh shit man, what will happen. Well stay toon who knows, what if we're forced to take them to school… … Nah! That will NEVER happen. Well see ya… akatsuki to school… no.

Character Book:

The Chavez children.

Lucas - 19 - March

Diego - 15 - January

Max - 14 - July

These three children can be a handful. Lucas and Max are more the troublemakers, the ones who live on the edge. While Diego is more calmer and a bit more sensitive than is two siblings, but can get tricky when around those two.